Chapter 31: Fly, Boss!
We are like a bunch of gamblers, betting with our lives.
The rapid breathing and trembling heartbeat seemed to drown out the rumbling sound from far and near.
Not far away, the two-meter-tall goblin warrior resembles a brown bear standing on a human side, with a strong body and a hard wooden club, although it has no sharp claws.
They open their mouths wide, revealing a mouth full of yellow-black teeth, and sticky, cloudy saliva slips from the corners of their mouths, bringing out a faint, thin line.
Their eyes were pale red, flashing with a violent light, like a group of enraged baboons, trying to tear apart our group of 'monkeys' who have repeatedly invaded the territory and provoked and disturbed the people.
The power of the phoenix qigong bomb is really proportional to the oppressive force caused by her plump [full] huge [breasts] to the people around her.
Each milky ball of light whistles and smashes into the Goblin Warrior, shattering the spot it hits.
In many cases, it can often be fatal with one hit.
And while she was frantically releasing the qigong bomb, the inexplicable excited look on her face, the faint frenzy in her eyes, and the crazy 'ahhhhhh
One after another, avoid it.
Cut.
I smiled disdainfully, so wilted? Do you still want to put your sister?
Warriors, mortals!
Let me use a holy word summed up by nearly ten years of GalGame game experience in my previous life, to knock on your solid elm head-
Sister is to have the consciousness of giving life and the spirit of shamelessness!
Like you, the soft eggs who flock when they see **** and retreat when they see rage are not worthy of having a girl!
Whahaha
I was laughing wildly from my heart, and I was suddenly hit in the head by a spell missile that flew from nowhere.
"Who hit me!"
I covered my forehead, my eyes like a machine-gun bullet, and I shot at the sight of someone, especially taking special care of the mage girl in Quincy's team who was fighting.
However, the girl was busy at this time, and a row of spell missiles beckoned towards the goblin warriors who were still more than ten meters away.
I didn't have time to pay attention to me, who was shooting a dynamic death light at her not far away.
"Little, Brother Xiaoyi."
A faint and almost imperceptible mosquito sound fluttered around me.
Belch?
I looked left and right, but no one, thinking that I had heard it wrong, continued to release the death light towards the mage girl.
"Brother Xiao Yi."
I heard it this time.
I followed the sound and lowered my head, and I saw it. Lily tugged at the corner of my dress, tears rolling in the corners of her eyes, and looked at me with a bewildered expression.
"What's wrong?" I thought Lily was being bullied, so I hurriedly leaned over and said with concern, "Someone bullied you?" ”
Lily shook her head desperately.
"Stomach ache?"
It occurred to me that fellow women always have a few uncomfortable days every month.
Lily shook her head desperately again.
I scratched my cheek and couldn't think of a third reason.
"Brother Xiao Yi."
Lily wanted to speak, but she seemed to be unable to speak, and her eagerness and fear were entangled with her, so that her big watery eyes had an exclamation mark in her left eye and an ellipsis in her right eye.
"It's okay, you say, I'll listen."
With a smile like a spring breeze, this is the best way to soothe little Lori's wandering heart.
In my previous life, I used this method to trick a group of girls into eating 'lollipops' at home.
Of course, this only happens in a love game.
In reality, I'm still an otaku uncle T-T who has been single for thirty-three years.
Watching Lily's tears be taken back by her little by little, I praised the love game in my heart.
Love games or something, it's really not a lie.
"Brother Xiao Yi. That one.. ”
Lily stared at my expression and whispered, "That spell missile that hit you was accidentally thrown by me. ”
My expression was still smiling, but the corners of my mouth twitched at the back of my soul.
In his mind, two little people popped out in an instant, and the one on the left shouted: Get on her, get on her, let her flesh [pay]! The one on the right, with a lewd hehey smile on his face: Forgive her, forgive her, start the Lori cultivation plan.
I didn't hesitate to pinch the little man on the left to death.
At the same time, he trampled on the little man on the right.
His grandmother's, I'm a gentleman, a gentleman! Do you understand!
"No, it's okay," I smiled flatly, pretending it didn't hurt at all.
"Really, is it really okay?" Lily's face was full of worry, and her eyes filled with tears again.
"It's okay, look."
I touched the place where I was hit with a natural expression, hiss, and a little painful.
Lily was relieved at this time, and muttered in a low voice: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm really afraid that Brother Xiaoyi will be stupid, so that Sister Phoenix will definitely scold me." ”
I still think that little Lori's heart is too simple.
I thought she was worried about me, but the truth is that she was worried about being scolded by Phoenix.
It's enough for the captain to be in this role.
His grandmother's!
Gathering all my resentment and sorrow into my sword, I swung it twice, bent my knees slightly, and made a sprint.
"Boss, are you going to fight hand-to-hand?"
Loki looked at me with excitement on his face.
"Yes!"
The style of painting on my face suddenly changed to a rigid line, and I snorted domineeringly.
"Boss, let me go down and sweep the battle for you!"
Loki's painting style has also changed to rigid lines, a face that is so arrogant that it explodes, a cool glance at the goblin warriors who are about to reach the edge of the boss area, slowly raise the flintlock pistol, pose in a chic manner, and deduct the board machine.
Bang!
Propelled by the explosive power of the gunpowder, the lead bullet spun and struck the goblin warrior's forehead.
Well!
I made a nice gesture to Loki, and of course, my style of painting was rigid.
Again, Loki gave me a thumbs up, and the style of painting was equally stiff.
It's just that. Reality. is ruthless.
The spinning buckshot that hit the Goblin Warrior's forehead caught in the folds of the quivering fat on the Goblin Warrior's fat forehead the moment it touched the Goblin Warrior's fat forehead.
Unbeknownst to the goblin warrior, the goblin roared and rushed towards him.
It's just that..
Because of the fact that a buckshot the size of a thumbnail was sandwiched between his forehead and fat folds, his image, in my eyes, suddenly became comical - like a genetically mutated Erlang God.
Loki's face was instantly covered with irregular droplets of sweat.
An awkward atmosphere crept between me and him.
Ahem.
Loki coughed twice, straightened up suddenly, gave a thumbs up, and looked as if nothing had happened before.
"Fly, Boss!"
Fly your size!
I cursed angrily in my heart, held the sword, and rushed forward through gritted teeth.