【023】The game of salted fish
"Kill!"
With a loud shout, Zhang Sen quickly moved his fingers and played a gorgeous combo.
As a salted fish, he was a little tired of playing virtual games that were too real, so his eyes fell on the less advanced games, and he was now playing handheld games.
This handheld game machine is not a game machine produced by the earth, but a product of the Eternal Country, which is said to be a perfect handheld game machine, which has been produced for hundreds of millions of years and has never been updated.
He's playing a fighting game right now, and the graphics are gorgeous, the striking is excellent, or at least he's feeling good.
After the flashy combo, the victory icon appears in the screen, and he turns off the handheld with a smile.
"Little brother Zhang Sen, didn't you participate in the Speed Competition? Why is it still so leisurely, don't you need to practice running-in? Lina couldn't help pinching Zhang Sen's Zhengtai face at this time, and asked with a smile.
Since Zhang Sen became the Q version of the image, Lina likes to pinch his face, and Tie Huayan often presses people with her chest, holding him into her arms, almost suffocating him.
Zhang Sen countered and pinched Lina's chest and said, "Who said I didn't practice, it's just that you can't see it." ”
"Bragging."
Lina slapped Zhang Sen's troublesome hand, pinched both sides of Zhang Sen's cheeks with both hands, and kept ravaging, and when Zhang Sen was about to fight back, she immediately got up to avoid it.
At this time, Candle Ling came over with food, Zhang Sen gave up chasing Lina, and said calmly: "Let's eat, such a big person, and so naïve." ”
"But the two pieces of meat on your face are really easy to pinch." Lina said with a grin.
Zhang Sen ignored Lina's words and picked up his rice bowl to eat.
"Hua Yan has been preaching diligently recently, and I feel that she is probably going to break through first." Lina also sat down to eat, and then said quietly.
Zhang Sen looked up at Lina and said, "Then why don't you work hard, how miserable you are like me, you can't cultivate if you want to." ”
"Wouldn't it be good to preach and let the gods go day and night, anyway, the belief in the kingdom of God is stable, and there is no need to be so troublesome at all, do you think Huayan will fall in love with the mortals in the kingdom of God? You're going to have a green head on your head. Lina said as she spoke, suddenly looking at Zhang Sen with a wicked smile and said.
Zhang Sen looked at Lina speechlessly, and said calmly: "Compared with Hua Yan, I'm more worried that you will cuckold me." ”
"Ah, you don't believe me so much, believe it or not, I'll go out and find a handsome guy who is a thousand times better than you right now." Lina immediately raised her eyebrows and said angrily.
Zhang Sen waved his hand like a fly and said, "If you don't want to go, don't come back if you can't find a handsome guy." ”
"Cut, mouth cannon, if I really leave, if you don't see me for an hour, you will definitely cry and shout for Miss Lina." Rina said disdainfully.
Zhang Sen rolled his eyes speechlessly, and then continued to eat.
He knew very well that Lina and Tie Huayan couldn't be interested in other men at all, because the two of them were not fundamentally human.
Whether it is Lina or Tie Huayan, because the source of incense is extremely stable, they have gradually transformed to the level of 'immortal', and the desire of the body cannot affect them at all, the reason why they are still with him is because of the feelings accumulated over countless years, just like family.
In fact, Zhang Sen is the same, he is not very interested in women, and the reason why he is with Lina and Tie Huayan is only because they have been together for a long time and have been in love for a long time.
In fact, compared to ordinary women, cultivators have a lower chance of cheating, because it is easier for cultivators to control their own desires, so as to achieve the goal of not being controlled by desires, and when ordinary women reach a certain age, their bodies will naturally have high desires, which is a fact that cannot be changed, and the physiological structure is like this.
But they don't have the strong self-control of cultivators, once their husbands can't be satisfied, and there is no other way to vent, their desires continue to accumulate, and once there is a gap in their hearts, then they will be like a flood that cannot be contained.
In fact, this point will be understood by checking the derailment rate of various countries.
Straight to the point......
Well, there's no real story at all......
After eating, Zhang Sen decided to continue playing the game, picked up the handheld and selected Hell Mode, then selected Hero X Swordsman, and then played.
On the Internet, I watched others play X Swordsman, and they all slipped away, and even the others who beat the move could not find the southeast and northwest, but when Zhang Sen was playing, he found that his moves were constantly interrupted, and finally he couldn't even beat the computer characters.
"How is it possible, X combo can be cracked like this, cheat." Zhang Sen was playing the game and couldn't help but shout.
Lina ate the fruit after the meal, rolled her eyes speechlessly, then lay down on the sofa and started surfing the Internet directly.
Speaking of which, in fact, she was also an Internet addict girl in the past, and later evolved into an otaku girl.
But one thing is very important, that is, the hiding ability of otaku is actually much higher than that of otaku, especially the beautiful otaku, unless it is a very familiar friend, otherwise you can't see it at all.
Lina is very adaptable to her current life, stable, Internet, and no worries, the only thing that is unhappy is probably that there are too many beauties in this world, almost any style, and Taobao beauties like her have become ordinary women in the eternal country, at least compared with those dazzling beauties, it is a little mediocre.
98% of the human women in the eternal kingdom are great beauties that conform to human aesthetics, but it is extremely rare to be ugly.
If a brick is smashed, if it hits a woman, 99.99999% is a beauty, and the probability of hitting an ugly woman is super low.
On the contrary, there are men, men in the eternal country, about 20% of the handsome guys, 35% of the masculine macho men, 15% of the sissies, and the rest are average-looking men.
For example, Zhang Sen, in fact, doesn't care much about his appearance, after all, his appearance can't be eaten, although this is a world of faces, but in fact, once there are too many handsome guys and beauties, sometimes there will be strange goods, and many women prefer long-looking and distinctive men rather than the same handsome guys.
Therefore, the wonder of the eternal governor is also very marketable.
Outside the magical hut, pedestrians walk leisurely, people come and go, some go alone, some in groups of three or five, most of them are young people.
These people are very handsome, and they don't have any worries, and no one in the country will always worry about life, only people who worry about ideals.
And most of these people who linger in Sanchiming are like Zhang Sen, who have given up their ideals and just want to be a salted fish.
Gradually, the time began to change gradually, the sky was dark, and the night was coming.
"I'm !!!!!!"
Suddenly, an unwilling roar erupted from the magical hut.
Zhang Sen stared at the handheld with bloodshot eyes, and the two blood-colored 'failures' on the screen made his hands itch, and he wanted to crash the machine a little.
All afternoon, he was playing games, not winning a single game, but was abused by the computer all the time.
Trash game, extremely poor experience!
Zhang Sen wanted to bite the handheld in his hand with his teeth, why couldn't he win.
His fingers are so steady, his speed is so fast, and his combos are so gorgeous, but he is always interrupted, and finally he is counter-killed.
And several times he beat the computer character to blood, and then was counter-killed by the opponent's big move.
He's going to be.
As a salted fish, he is also competitive.
If you lose to a player, you are not as good as a person, and if you lose to a computer character, what is that?
Zhang Sen's eyes rolled, and then he sneered at his ability to activate, ready to turn the handheld into a magical prop first, and then defeat the opponent with rich cheating experience.
In an instant, the screen of the handheld computer went black, and his face suddenly froze.
Sure enough, it's a red eye.,The losing head is funny.,Turning into a magic prop doesn't seem to be a cheating attribute.。
He had already played more than five hundred games, but there were several records that could be used to show off, and he looked at the attributes with trepidation:
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Fighting game consoles
Durability: 10/10
Magical attribute: [Fighting] Passive: You can drop a fighting character in any position, and then use the game console to control the fighting character to fight.
Notes: Let's fight!
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It seems like...... It's getting more interesting.
After Zhang Sen checked the attributes, his bitter gourd face suddenly turned into a funny face, and a lot of interesting ideas appeared in his mind.
He took the game console and decided to try how to play it first, he pressed the switch, and the game console suddenly lit up, followed by the screen of selecting a character.
There are tens of thousands of fighting characters, and it is completely impossible to imagine how this is generated, but every time Zhang Sen can only choose one character, he thought about it and chose a muscular man in hand-to-hand combat, the name of this muscular man is Bai Mumu, because this name reminds him of the Bai Mu in the speed competition, so he couldn't help but choose.
The next step is to choose where to go.
In an instant, Zhang Sen's consciousness seemed to appear in a strange ocean, there were countless floating stars in the ocean, and he could control the game console to cast virtual characters at will.
It's complicated to say, but it's not complicated, each star actually represents a world, and he can cast his character into any world and then control and play.
Because it was an experimental attempt, he thought about it and chose a world.
He didn't expect that he would choose a plane world at random, although the world map is quite large, it is really small compared to the universe.
Then, he chose a remote woods and threw the characters directly.
When the character is released, his consciousness returns from the ocean, he looks at the game console, and sure enough, the picture has appeared in the game console, but it is not a 3D picture, but a quaint 2D picture, the character is quite rough, which makes him not know how to complain.
He controls the character to get up, and as he walks, he encounters a wolf, and then he controls Bai Mumu to attack the wolf, killing the wolf in two turns.
Then he continued to control the character's movement, and at the same time tried to make moves while walking, there are about fifteen attacks in total, and when you press twice to walk, you will run, and when you run, you will press the punch to become a punch in the air when you move forward.
If you walk with the Y button, then you will charge up and then jump violently, and you will be able to move a considerable distance.
Zhang Sen kept using big jumps to move at this time, and Bai Mumu moved forward quickly, but he didn't encounter any other animals on the way, which made Zhang Sen a little puzzled and bored.
Suddenly, Bai Mumu quickly fell to the ground, and there was actually a rock on the ground, and there was a person on the rock.
Zhang Sen's eyes lit up and he decided to try to see how strong this person was.