"Why are you pretending to be a woman?" Yang Hai said speechlessly.

"If you don't pretend to be a woman, how can you let those animals work hard to play games?" Visconti grinned, his eyes narrowed into slits.

As they spoke, an ID squeezed into the room.

Yang Hai glanced at it, and immediately couldn't cry or laugh, because this ID is very connotative, and the name is the pregnant right hand. Yang Hai suddenly felt that this rookie paradise had such a meaning that could not be underestimated.

This kind of super murderous ID is basically impossible to see on the FC platform, because the FC platform implements a strict grading system, where the situation of an ID basically represents a person's level, everyone is playing very seriously, few people will treat their ID in this joking way, many professional players in order to start their own popularity, and even choose to use their original ID to register on the FC platform.

Yang Hai suddenly realized that if you don't care about the level, the mentality of the players in this rookie paradise must be much better than that of the players in the FC platform when they play.

While he was thinking about this, Visconti was already chatting with the people who had squeezed into the room, and said to Yang Hai while chatting: "There are so many rooms in Rookie Paradise, and our newly built room is the last in line, and we have to wait until the front room starts to play, so that we can gradually rank on the front page of the hall and be seen, or buy a room top card." ”

Yang Hai nodded, this is completely different from the FC platform, the order of the rooms on the FC platform is sorted according to the RANK score of the homeowner, the people with high scores are in the front, and the people with low scores are below.

"So you should understand my good intentions in coming up with this name." Visconti smiled and said, "This kind of room name will stand out among a group of mediocre names." Didn't you see someone enter this room so soon? ”

Yang Hai: "......"

Visconti was still typing and chatting with that person, Yang Hai leaned over and glanced at the chat channel, his eyes darkened.

He turned his head to look at Visconti, who triumphantly lit a cigar.

"Pooh. You pay for my dog's eyes, you pay for ahh!!!!h ”

Visconti's chat with that "pregnant right hand" is as follows:

Pregnant Right Hand: Are You Really a Girl?

The beauty raised her legs: Girl, your sister, does the old lady look tender?

Pregnant Right Hand: Wow, it's my sister!

The beauty raised her legs: less to set almost.

Pregnant Right Hand: Frontal ......

The beauty raised her legs: How is your level, can you be my master?

Pregnant Right Hand: This ...... Just look and see, you'll know the way......

The beauty raised her legs: These days, I want to worship a master to teach me to play the Middle Ages, but I haven't played well yet, and I am always abused by me, which is really boring and boring.

Pregnant Right Hand: Wow, sister, are you playing so well?

The beauty raised her legs: I played well? I'm good at cooking. My boyfriend is playing well.

Pregnant Right Hand: Frontal ...... My sister has a boyfriend...... Then why don't you let him teach you?

The beauty raised her legs: I studied the Middle Ages to defeat him, how can I let him teach me?

Pregnant Right Hand: Huh? What's going on?

The beauty raised her legs: he only knew how to play games every day, and he didn't have time to accompany me, so he was annoyed.

Pregnant Right Hand: Your boyfriend is really, how can girlfriends have games that matter?

The beauty raised her legs: You can't do it, the level is enough, if you are good, I will count on you.

Pregnant Right Hand: Don't worry, I'm amazing.

The beauty raised her legs: Oh? Shall we give it a try? I declare. I'm a beginner, so don't bully me.

Pregnant Right Hand: Okay, let my sister see my level. What race do you use?

The beauty raised her legs: I feel that several races are almost the same, I use random.

Pregnant Right Hand: How can this be done? You have to specialize in one race to learn well.

The beauty raised her legs: I don't know which race I play well...... I've only been playing for over a week. Tell me which race is great, and I'll use whichever one is great.

Pregnant right hand: According to the different characteristics of each person, there are different races suitable for use, let's take a hand first~

The beauty raised her legs: Okay. You let me order, ah~

Pregnant Right Hand: Come and Come~

Then the two of them built the map and started the game.

Yang Hai was dizzy to the side.

"I didn't expect that...... Pooh. Yang Hai was dumbfounded: "Your acting skills ...... It's superb! ”

Especially the sentence: You tell me which race is more powerful. I'll just use whichever one I use. This sentence is the essence of rookies, and every rookie definitely has such a mentality.

In fact, in order to follow the basic principles of game design, the designers of the game will of course make every character and every race have a considerable balance, and how can there be absolute strength and weakness, at most it is just a relative strength and weakness, and the level of the operator still plays a decisive role in it.

Visconti smoked a cigarette proudly and explained his train of thought to Yang Hai: "Let me tell you, why do I have to say that I am a sister, not a sister?" You look at the source of the person's ID. ”

Yang Hai glanced at it and saw that the address of that ID was France.

"Europeans, Americans, and Asians have different tastes for women." Visconti looked at the picture reading interface on the light brain: "Asians prefer pink girls, we generally call them 'CN complex', Europeans prefer sexy, mature women, unemployed girls are not popular, they are too inexperienced, and they are not very open, and they can't bring enough pleasure to men." So I'm going to pretend to be a sister and not a sister. In the eyes of men who play games, women who are willing to play games, even if they are older, will not be at the level of an aunt, at most twenty-seven or eighteen years old, it is the age when they have not lost their youth and are ripe to a very delicious age, which is exactly what they want. I just caught the most sensitive nerve in his hungry and thirsty heart, "Thirty-six Strategies" is the recommended reading list of the Discipline Academy, in the case of Thirty-six Strategies, this trick is called catching thieves and capturing kings. ”

Yang Hai complained powerlessly.

"Then why do you have to tell him that you have a boyfriend? Aren't you going to scare people away? Yang Hai asked.

"Alas. You are still too lianqing, too young Tucson is broken. Visconti shook his head like a rattle, and his thick beard made Yang Hai seem to see a poodle that had just been fished out of the water shaking off the water. You often eat raw food, do you know how to evaluate the quality of vegetables? ”

"This ......" Yang Hai hesitated for a moment and said, "Look at the color?" ”

"Wrong." Visconti grinned: "I can tell you unequivocally that if the greens don't have worms, they are definitely not good dishes." ”

Yang Hai's eyes widened.

"Bugs are also very picky, if you don't eat green vegetables and bugs, can it be a tender dish?" Visconti said triumphantly: "A dish without bugs is not fresh; There is no goalkeeper's goal, and there is no sense of accomplishment when a goal is scored; Something that is easy to get and no one is competing for it. It will only make people feel bland, meaningless; A woman without a man is not a really good woman. ”

Yang Hai felt like his jaw was about to fall to the ground.

"If Zhuge Liang doesn't dry Liu Bei, then Longzhong will not become a swan song for the ages; If Jiang Taigong didn't make King Wen of Zhou stupid, then Taigong fishing would not have achieved a reputation through the ages. This is the thirty-six plan, to capture the old and indulge. Visconti Ha Da smiled: "Therefore, every man has the fire of NTR desire hidden in his heart, but it is hidden more or less deeply. ”

Visconti wanted to continue showing off, but was interrupted by Yang Hai.

"You undisciplined fellow. No amount of talk can hide the fact that your opponent is weak and can't teach you anything at all, okay? Yang Hai rolled his eyes and said.

"If you think so, you're very wrong." Visconti was about to say something when a line suddenly appeared in the chat room.

"Sister. Let's audio, it's more convenient to teach in audio. ”

Yang Hai looked at Visconti gloatingly, and said, "Pooh, I'm going to be slapped in the face this time." You're going to show your stuffing. ”

"Exposed?" Visconti sneered and typed in the chat room, "Okay, you send an invite." ”

Visconti then opened his own federal private hard drive area. Downloaded a small piece of software from inside.

"This is the ......" Yang Hai has never seen this software called MAGICVOICE, let alone never seen it, and he has never even heard of it.

"This is a powerful voice changer, I have a good relationship with the Italian military, I helped them test a lot of mecha parameters, this favor is more than enough for those technicians to make me a special effect voice changer." Visconti expertly adjusted the parameters of the voice changer, apparently using it regularly, and accepted the chat invitation from his pregnant right hand.

"Hey, hey, can you hear me?" A female voice as warm as water came out of Visconti's mouth, and Yang Hai was suddenly terrified.

"Wow! Sister! Your voice is so good~"

"Oh what, you're not too numb, hurry up and teach me to play games." Visconti gestured an OK gesture to Yang Hai.

Yang Hai said with a black line on his head: "After making so many messy things, you haven't told me how to reduce your strength?" ”

Visconti made a gesture of calmness.

"Where should I start?" Visconti asked, pretending.

"I don't know the basic situation yet, sister, what is your APM?"

"What is APM? Don't keep talking about these things that I don't understand, hurry up and teach me how to become a master. "Alas, the game begins," Visconti said. ”

Visconti chose randomness, and it was the Wild Wolf Clan that appeared in front of him.

"Sister, don't worry, APM is the most important criterion for judging whether a person is a master."

Hearing such low-level remarks, Yang Hai's eyes were full of gold stars. The Nuo Tianwang APM is only two hundred, and it was completely invincible to play the Middle Ages back then, and the level of the Middle Ages and APM are not necessarily related at all, even if there is a certainty, it is not the most important standard, Yang Hai simply doesn't know what Visconti wants to learn from this low-end player.

Visconti said, "Oh, so what is APM and what do you think?" ”

"Sister, don't worry, I'll teach you, you type /TEST in the chat box, and then you can see your APM at any time. You'd better type /SHOW again so I can see your APM for easy guidance. ”

Yang Hai watched from the side, APM can't deceive people, Visconti's level is here, no matter how much you press your own APM, there will be more than 100, 100+ APM is already okay in this kind of room, and it can't have the effect of installing X. But if it goes down any further, Visconti's most basic operation will also have a big problem, then it can't be regarded as playing games, but pure acting.

Pure acting makes no sense.

What made Yang Hai's eyes widen was that Visconti pushed the keyboard aside and clicked there with the mouse, assigning the peasants to work.

APM is the amount of mouse and keyboard operations per minute, of course, the keyboard operation must be the big head, and at least 90% of the components belong to the keyboard operation. Visconti doesn't use a keyboard to type, and the APM plummets instantly.

The pregnant right hand also saw Visconti's APM - 40.

Yang Hai was defeated by Visconti in an instant.

"What's the point of you doing that?" Yang Hai couldn't help but ask.

"You'll know if you go back and try it yourself." Visconti turned on the key pronunciation and turned back to Yang Hai. "At first, you will feel awkward, but when you share the operation of the keyboard with the mouse, the distance of the mouse will increase by more than 10 times at once, and under normal circumstances, the load on the hand that is absolutely impossible to use the mouse will also appear. In order to meet the operation as much as possible, you must find the most suitable mouse movement route at this time, and make scientific planning as much as possible, recently trained with this method, my APM has risen by more than 30. And I can feel that this way helps to keep my mind clear in the chaos of battle, as if running with a 50-kilogram arm guard or something like that, once you take off those weights, you feel as light as a swallow, and you can run like a fly. ”

Yang Hai was stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, he had to admit that what Visconti said was indeed reasonable.

For Visconti's level, it is very difficult for APM to take a step further, and the fact that it can rise by more than 30 proves that this training method is indeed effective.

"This was originally a way I came up with to act more likely, but I didn't expect it to have such an effect in the end." Visconti smiled: "Sometimes, there are many things that we can't do, it's just that we can't think of them, or we have determined certain facts, and we won't do it again." Once you break the shackles, you will think of many things that you couldn't think of before, and your eyes will suddenly open up. ”

At this time, the pregnant right hand spoke again. (To be continued.) )