Chapter 149: Off-site Hotline

Ji Guoyi followed the team to participate in the post-game press conference, returned to the locker room and turned on his mobile phone, and sure enough, he received a text message from a five-haired girl. Swift asked him to meet him at the café in the Staples Arena.

"Boss, this is to see the parents, what should I do?"

"What's there to be nervous about meeting your future father-in-law?"

"What's the tension? I remember that in any movie or TV series, the future father-in-law is not a good thing! ”

"You're mistaken, you're talking about your future mother-in-law."

The two went back to the locker room to pack their backpacks, greeted Artest and Dunleavy Sr., who were together at the post-game press conference, and then left for their own homes, and those teammates who did not attend the post-game press conference had already taken the first step.

"That's it, don't hang up, keep the telepathy on, one of us counts the short, the two count the long, and the two will be more thoughtful. I'll be following you nearby, and if you can't beat our karate 10-dan father-in-law, I can call an ambulance for you. ”

"Damn, you're so nice to me, but that's my future father-in-law, not ours. By the way, what should you call my father-in-law? ”

"I don't know, it's too complicated to calculate this kind of thing, I only know that the two of us should be the relationship between Wu Dalang and Wu Song, so the little singer should call me uncle, as for her father, I shouldn't call it, I didn't mention it in the Water Margin, so I don't know."

Ji Guo was so ashamed that he wanted to vomit blood: "You TM talented martial arts man, you can't speak!" ”

Ji Guoqiu smiled: "Okay, I'll make a joke with you." Besides, Wu Dalang is the elder brother and Wu Song is the younger brother, why are you angry? My purpose is to decompress you. Let's go meet your Pan Jinlian......"

Taylor. Swift has been with Scott. Kingsley sat in the café, Pan Jinlian pouted and complained: "Dad, didn't you say okay, I'll introduce you after tomorrow's concert, why are you in such a hurry?" ”

"You are my own child, you have your first boyfriend, how can I not be in a hurry? That's right. Has he ever had a girlfriend before? ”

"I don't know that, I didn't ask anyone."

"I heard he's an orphan?"

"Well, he and his brother were abandoned by their parents when they were babies. Grew up in an orphanage in Canada, so you are polite to people. ”

Scott. Kingsley nodded: "It's a lot more convenient to have no parents, there is not so much trouble, he is a twin." You can tell who is the elder brother. Who is the younger brother? ”

Taylor. Swift smiled: "At first, I couldn't tell the difference, but after knowing each other for a long time, I can still tell the difference, for example, their height difference is 1cm, and the fox is thinner." The simplest thing is to understand their words and deeds, as well as their temperament, and it is easy to see the difference after a long period of contact. ”

Scott. Kingsley sighed in his heart, he now understood that his daughter had been completely and completely deceived by someone else. The murderer was the dead fox.

Ji Guosha, who was secretly scolded in his heart by his future father-in-law, came to the café trembling at this moment. He didn't know that he had actually gained the upper hand, and the war between his son-in-law and his father-in-law must first have self-confidence, which is the most important point, and he must believe that he can snatch his sister from his father-in-law.

Taylor. When Swift saw Ji Guoyi at the door, he hurriedly got up to meet him, and took the little fox's hand and pulled him in front of his father.

Scott. Kingsley kept muttering, "My daughter ran away...... My daughter is gone...... My daughter is someone else's......."

Taylor. Swift opened his mouth to introduce the two: "This is my boyfriend, Fox, the Los Angeles Clippers' main No. 4 position, 19 years old. After speaking, he turned his head to Ji Guoyan and said, "This is my father, you can call him Mr. Scott, or uncle." ”

Ji Guoyi hurriedly bowed and said, "Hello Uncle Scott." ”

Scott. Kingsley stretched out his hand and said lukewarmly: "You played well tonight, sit down, I don't like to hold my head up, what do you like besides basketball?" ”

Ji Guoyi hurriedly shook hands with his future father-in-law, thinking of Taylor. Swift told him that this bastard likes cultured juniors, and after sitting down, he politely said, "I like to listen to music, read books, and other sports, not just basketball, I also like other sports." ”

Taylor. Swift snickered in his heart, his boyfriend is really a big liar, he has never seen him read, and listening to music is just to amuse himself, and he will be exposed to see what you do.

Scott. Kingsley nodded, thinking that it was already very good for young people to have such a hobby, and now young people are not only smoking marijuana but also going to nightclubs, this Chinese kid seems to be very positive......

"Well, it's good to read more books, you're still young, by the way, what books do you like to read?"

Ji Guoyan almost choked when he heard this, and hurriedly held up the coffee cup to cover up, he usually reads books and only looks at playboys, if he says it, it won't be good for even Taylor. Swift was going to give him a slap in the face.

"Don't be afraid, I'm helping you ask Du Niang, you hold on, just hold on for half a minute."

Ji Guoqiu was at another restaurant thirty meters away at this time, ordered a drink, and took out his notebook to help him provide off-site support.

Ji Guoyi paused, as if he was organizing the language, and said half-loudly: "I've been watching 'The Old Man and the Sea' and 'Catch-22' recently, and I like Joseph very much. Heller writes: If you don't generate income, no one can feed you; If you can generate income, you won't be hungry if you are laid off. So if you don't off, who will be laid off?. Ji Guoyi looked at his brother and read out the information on Du Niang directly.

Taylor. Swift was stunned on the side, and muttered in his heart, "No...... Will he read this kind of book? But looking at his eloquent words, it doesn't seem like nonsense, right? ”

Scott. Kingsley originally asked casually, but he didn't expect this young man to really like to read, but he likes to read well, he can't see that he plays basketball well, and his literary accomplishment is not bad, and he is a promising young man.

Ji Guoyi saw that he had bluffed the two fathers and daughters, and his expression was certain. I suddenly had a score in my heart, and continued to copy Du Niang, and said unhurriedly: "Hemingway is one of my favorite writers now. In his masterpiece "The Old Man and the Sea", it is full of warmth. Not to mention the deep affection between the old man and the boy, even Martin, the owner of the terrace bar, often gave the old man free meals, and the old man was full of gratitude to his neighbors, saying that 'the town where I live is friendly'. Man becomes a capital person here, corresponding to the natural ......"

Scott. Kingsley's face turned red, and he didn't remember whether he had seen it or not? I just feel that this little kid who is less than 20 years old on the other side. The literary accomplishment is even higher than that of him, a stockbroker in his 50s. This is not good, we must immediately stop discussing topics related to "books" and "literature", and we must not embarrass our daughter.

Then again. He doesn't seem to have read these two books, and the pressure of communicating with literate people is too great, and he has low self-esteem......

Swift's father and daughter lasted less than three minutes in front of Ji Guoyi, and they were already bluffed by Ji Guosha, who had become an incarnation. Unconsciously seemed to bow his head in front of Ji Guoyi. It feels terrible.

Scott. Kingsley felt that he was not good at talking about literature, but he could talk about finance and stocks, and he didn't believe that he, a stockbroker with 30 years of experience, would not be able to scare this little guy who was less than 20 years old in these two aspects.

Ji Guoyi decisively made a gesture of listening carefully, and after revealing his connotation, it was his turn to be the future father-in-law. As long as the future father-in-law feels majestic in front of his son-in-law, he will not be underestimated. Then the family is happy, hello, I am good, everyone is good. Reloading can only have the opposite effect.

This is not only to pretend to be compared, but also to let the father-in-law pretend to compare, everyone has installed the comparison well, so that they can be happy and build a harmonious society!

Ji Guoyi finally listened to his future father-in-law blow the cow for half an hour, and the little fox slapped a few sycophants without making a trace, but inadvertently set out some of the details of the two fathers and daughters, it turned out that Taylor. Swift's company, as well as Scott. Kingsley's stake in quite a few shares. It's no wonder that the little singer is usually so free, and he can go to Staples to support him almost every scene, and his girlfriend is still a local tyrant's family, and he accidentally came back with a white rich beauty.

The bastard's father-in-law and the bastard's son-in-law had a good conversation, and half an hour later, when Ji Guoqi and Swift separated in the parking lot, Ji Guoqiu also completed the task, turned off the computer and paid the bill and left.

"Boss, you are too righteous, don't worry, when you see your parents in the future, I will definitely help you arrange Baidu Niang and Google Jun to repay your great kindness."

"Don't bother so much, you can repay me for washing the dishes for a month."

"Hey, hey, the signal here is not good, I'll contact you another day."

On the other side, Taylor. Swift drove home with his father, and in the car he couldn't help but ask, "Dad, what do you think of him?" ”

Scott. Hearing this, Kingsley replied without thinking: "Yes, yes, very polite, highly educated, in good health, still an orphan, handsome, I have no objection." ”

Taylor. Swift didn't expect his father to be attacked in such a short time, and asked strangely, "Is he really that good?" ”

Scott. Kingsley was reluctant at the time: "I'm very satisfied with that little guy, Fox is much better than those young people I know, we can't do a two-boat thing, you guys have a good relationship, I'll have a good talk with your mother when I go back, and let your mother come to Los Angeles to see Fox next time." ”

Taylor. Swift felt like his father was being hypnotized, but when she thought about it, Ji Guosha just now also surprised her, and that guy was still looking at Hemingway and Joseph. Heller's book?

Ji Guoyi happened to pass by a bookstore at this time, remembering his big costume comparison just now, and then thinking about the books stored at home except for a dozen playboys, there is nothing else, since it is pretended, it has to be pretended to be a little bit like it. Thinking of this, Ji Guoyi stepped on the accelerator and parked, went in and bought a lot of famous books and hugged them to the car, ready to pretend to be a real cultural person in the future!

The next day, Ji Guoyi went to watch Taylor. Swift's small concert, since there is the word "small", the venue is naturally not large, there are less than 2,000 fans present, and the concert lasts only two hours.

Ji Guoyi and his future father-in-law sat together and enjoyed the performance of his girlfriend and his daughter in the first row.

After the concert, the three of them found a restaurant to sit down and have a meal together, and during the banquet, Ji Guoyi once again performed a costume comparison and pretended to be a cultural person, which made Swift's father and daughter feel embarrassed for a while, and they couldn't interject at all. Especially Taylor. Swift, Ya is a high school Chinese certificate, or the same family education as Little Radish Shred, academic performance is a mess, a typical school scum.

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On January 10th, Taylor. Swift and his father went back to their hometown, Twilight went to audition, and Little Radish was at home to watch the live broadcast.

The Clippers are hosting the Eastern Conference powerhouse today, the Orlando Magic.

The two brothers were once again confronted by the All-Star interior in this game, and the Superman who was at his peak - Dwight. Howard.

Domestic fans like to call him Warcraft, this season Howard averaged more than 20+ points per game for the first time, but in fact, his offensive skills may not be as good as the current Ji Guoqiu, these months Panda Hero's mid-distance is becoming more and more stable, and the small hook hand is becoming more and more proficient, and the excellent feel makes him less than half a season, just catch up with Warcraft Howard's training for three seasons.

Howard's individual count this season has reached 20+14+2, don't look at his athleticism is better than the two brothers, but Howard has just passed 2 in the number of blocks, which is not as good as the 34-year-old Camby, which fully shows that Warcraft still relies on physical talent to play, and his technical progress is limited.

The technique here refers not only to the offense, but also to his defense, although the Warcraft defense is excellent and based on it, but that is also relying on his perverted body, in fact, Howard's real defensive skills are also not excellent. However, Ji Guoqiu was still abused by Warcraft tonight, he has excellent defensive skills, but people don't play skills with him at all, and the whole game is to use brute force to fight, and use his explosive body to bully Brother Panda.

"If I had 250 pounds, I'd torture you today!"

Every time Ji Guoqiu was bullied by Howard with his body, he would repeat this sentence in his heart. A lot of the time his defense was in place, but Howard was able to use his power and bounce to ignore his defense and score the ball, and he could kill if he didn't score.

The NBA blowing penalty scale is the most suitable for the play of players like Howard, Ji Guoyan can't be distracted today, and the Magic team has Rashad in addition to Howard. Lewis and Turkoglou are two big men with excellent outside shooting ability. Today, the Clippers' defense was torn apart by the Magic's three big men, one inside and two outside, and their hybrid defense was originally useful for a team like the Magic, but Turkoglou became the key to the Magic's breakdown today.

This season, the real playmaking heart of the Magic isn't their point guard Jamal. Nelson, the person who really controls the ball is Turk Turkoglu, nicknamed "Agent" Turkoglou, who can contribute an average of 20+5+5 individual numbers per game in the Magic this season, like an All-Star number, plus his 40% three-point shooting rate, and Lewis completely shot the Clippers' defensive net on the outside.

The Magic team has a "Superman" on the inside, a "special agent" and a "Mr. Billion" on the outside, plus Jamal . Nelson's breakthrough and wave throw, the Clippers' defensive net, which has not yet achieved positive results, was finally cut by Orlando and split by four points and five points! (To be continued......)