Chapter 391: Bad Christmas Game!
On December 24, after the pre-game compliments on both sides, the day of the game finally arrived when Kobe Bryant said he was disgusting.
On Christmas Day, the little fox and the giant panda are busy during the day, which is the disadvantage of having two girls, which one to accompany at this time is really nerve-wracking, although Twilight and little Hermione received expensive Christmas gifts from the two, but they still expressed their displeasure, so the two girls coincidentally chose to go to the scene to watch the game, and went to the scene to watch these two unconscionable guys.
Of course, it's not just them who are worried, most of the stars are worried at the moment, Garnett almost crashed in Boston to get rid of the paparazzi who were tracking; O'Neill drives his teammate's car to the mistress home in Phoenix; Even Kobe Bryant, the star of their sworn enemy in the same city, is also trying to figure out how to secretly cheat with his mistress without leaking the news, and the last thing the scumbags want to live is days like Valentine's Day and Christmas.
Before the start of the game, TNT's commentator Charles Murphy. Barkley said: "The Clippers and Cavaliers game attracted most of the fans, but this game was scheduled before the Lakers and Celtics game, and I really don't understand what the league meant. Even so, I still think that this season's championship team will be decided between the Clippers and the Cavaliers, and the Spurs may have a chance, but the Lakers and Celtics will definitely not win the championship, and they didn't win it last season, and this season will be even worse. ā
Kenny. Smith disagreed, retorting: "Maybe the Celtics do, their Big Three are a year older, Rondo has improved, but not much on the offensive end, and the Green Army needs help on the offensive end now." Rondo can't provide it. This casts a shadow over their quest for the championship. But I think the Lakers are getting better and better during this time. If they make a push in the second half of the season, they may not be able to break into the top three, and the two championships won by the Houstonians are not favored beforehand, but the energy of the stars in the playoffs will be far beyond people's imagination. ā
Charles. Barkley shouted very badly: "That's true, but you have to look at their opponents, the Clippers and Spurs in the West are not ordinary teams, and their stars are no less than the Lakers." And it's more compatible, so I just don't think they're playing, even if their fans want to beat me, I'll still say that. ā
Kenny. Smith said in his heart: "You are indeed about to be beaten, I have never seen such a person who is beaten up, even I want to beat you!" ā
On the other side, ESPN commentator Jeff. Van Gundy, Reggie. Miller, Patrick. Ewing commentates on the game.
Ewing was specially invited to be a guest today, and the official gorilla came up and said: "The knights are not playing this game, and they are not playing this season, and they may indeed find gorillas in the zoo in 10 years." ā
The two hosts snickered in their hearts when they heard this. Ewing has been angry these days, and James actually dared to openly mock Ewing for being like a gorilla. The end of telling the truth is to make Ewing become Zhan Hei, and today he is here to specialize in blackening the little emperor.
Ewing wants to black James, of course, it won't be so simple, seeing that the two hosts didn't speak, he simply came to be ruthless, and continued: "I watched a few James playoff games with the Magic last season and found that he has several shortcomings, which will make him doomed to not win the championship. First, I don't see dominance in the Cavaliers' game, I've been through Jordan's two dynasties, Jordan is very lethal, and now Kobe Bryant gives me the same feeling, they have the ability to score consecutive goals in key moments. But James's lethality is not very strong, he always throws a few breaks and a few breaks. I don't agree with this style of play, maybe although his shooting percentage is high, but the game is won or lost not only by the shooting percentage. Second, they all say that his defense is good, but I don't think he has absolute single defense ability. Jordan has terrifying single-defense ability, and can basically lock on opposing stars of similar size, but James, sorry, I haven't seen his super mad dog-style single-defense performance. Third, he is still flawed on the offensive end, except for the pick-and-roll technique after the break, there is no other offensive means that he is absolutely sure of, especially when dealing with dense defense, he has no outside offensive firepower, which is shown by the Spurs in the first two seasons, and there was no improvement in the playoffs last season. So look at it, today against the defense of the twin brothers, he can't rampage on the inside, and the Cavaliers will definitely lose without outside shooting. ā
Emperor Mi and Cleveland fans in front of the TV have already greeted Ewing Ancestor for eighteen generations, how can there be a commentator who denigrates the players of the game so much, professional?
Kobe fans and animal honey are not good, and resolutely support the remarks of the real gorilla, the fake orangutan is such a dish, volute/panda and fox are the real MVP!
Van Gundy smiled and said: "Rumors have been circulating lately that Big Z may be traded, and the latest version is that the Lakers want to trade Margety and the Sharks, but they want J. Hickson and West, plus a '09 draft pick. ā
Reggie. Miller analyzed it and said: "The Lakers seem to have tasted the downside of having more stars, they have been looking for a trade lately, Bynum and Gasol are getting more and more at odds on the inside, but this trade Lakers have lost too much, I don't think they will be so stupid." I think the Lakers and Hornets rumors are a bit more plausible that the New Orleans are peddling Tyson. Chandler. Miller went on to analyze: "The Cavaliers' flaw this season is the height of the backcourt, not the interior, and they are strong enough. West, Mo. Williams and Gibson are both small guards, and they will be blown up when they face a star guard like Kobe! So if there is a trade, the Lakers will trade the interior and the Cavaliers will trade the backcourt. ā
In the locker room of the Clippers' home team, Dunleavy Sr. is also making a fuss about the Cavaliers' backcourt height problem.
"This year they are strong, but we are stronger! I would say, the Clippers are the defending champions, we're the league leaders, this is our home arena again, the whole of America and the world is all on you at the moment, and there's no reason for us to lose this game. Remember, you have to be confident to meet the enemy tonight, but don't give me a light attack, as long as we don't have problems ourselves, they are no match for us in Staples, and we are bound to win this game. ā
The Clippers players shouted, "We're the strongest!" "Give them a taste of what we're awey!" "The Clippers will win!" "Gorillas eat bananas!"
Old Dunleavy was satisfied with the player's reaction and waved his hand: "Now, go out and kill them!" Then go home for a nice Christmas Eve. ā
The Clippers finished their appearance ceremony. The little fox followed the routine to the technical desk. Get ready for a super somersault to cheer up Christmas. Unexpectedly, not far from the tech desk, Emma. Watson was in the ranks, and he winked at him.
"To die, to die......"
When Ji Guoyi encountered this situation, how could he still be in the mood to perform a somersault, and in the end, he only barely flipped two on the ground, and almost didn't stand firm and went directly to the street!
"Hi buddy. You stand firm. ā
LeBron. After James appeared, he also went straight to the technical table, but the gorilla was not here to perform a backflip, people came to sprinkle powder, and by the way, he helped the little fox.
Ji Guoshi was embarrassed, and glanced at little Hermione again, who was dressed up beautifully today, and the more he looked at it, the more he looked at it, the more he looked at it. Swift is good-looking.
"No, cheating is enough scum, and empathy is too much. I'm not as ruthless as the panda who said I'd break up with Twilight. ā
Ji Guoqiu was also embarrassed on the side. Christine also threw a wink at him, so that Emma, who had been staring at Christine not far away. Roberts was furious!
"Slut, I knew the two of them must have a leg!"
Emma. Roberts felt the need to find a private investigator to track down the dead panda? If you want to say that these two adulterers and adulteresses have nothing, you don't believe her to death!
"It's so tense and stressful" The two brothers looked at their respective lovers and couldn't help but secretly wipe the sweat on their foreheads, such a Christmas battle is really bad.
What's worse hasn't come yet, today is Christmas Eve, the game between the two teams is the first game of the Christmas game, the time is scheduled at 18:30 in the evening, and there is still half an hour left, and the Clippers specially prepared fan interaction before the game, that is, the Clippers fans won a thousand yuan that year, but Sterling did not give the kind of game.
In the Fan Shooting Competition, Clippers fans drew 8 live spectators in one go, and each spectator won the game, that is, he could win a reward of $10,000 if he shot a three-pointer.
The lucky audience was drawn according to the seat number of the scene, this method does not need to be considered, of course it is cheating, so Kristen and Emma. Watson, the two beauties who had been rumored with their twin brothers all day long, were naturally selected.
"Sterling, I'm cĒo Pseudo Uncle!"
The two see Kristen and Emma. Watson was chosen, and his little heart couldn't help but flutter, and at the same time he scolded in his heart, Sterling, an old bastard, actually used them to copy the news, it's damned!
"What should I do, the little singer will definitely have trouble when he goes back this time!" Ji Guoyi meets Emma. Watson first glanced at him, then stood up and walked in his direction, at this time Ji Guosha didn't dare to look at Taylor at all. Swift's direction, that side must be stormy.
"I still want to ask you what to do, the little radish will definitely threaten me with scissors again when she goes back, I should have thrown that thing away earlier, scissors are a big threat to me!" Ji Guoqiu looked at Emma. Roberts glanced at the latter, whose face was expressionless, but he must have been holding scissors to aim at his little brother.
The two brothers and the Clippers players are on the baseline at this point, with Kristen and Emma. Watson stood on the three-point line from left to right, took the basketball and prepared to shoot.
At this time, no one expected that when the twilight girl shot the basketball, she threw the basketball directly at Ji Guoqiu.
"Damn, this is definitely not a mistake, how can anyone cheat so outrageously with their shot?"
Ji Guoqiu scolded in his heart, Christine is trying to kill him, it is definitely naked revenge, isn't it just that he didn't abcd with him during the day, can he be so ruthless?
Seeing this, the teammates around the giant panda hurriedly ran away, they all knew the scandal between their core and the Hollywood actress, and they hid far away in fun, so as not to harm the pond fish, which would be bad.
Ji Guoyi moved the fastest, he and his teammates hurriedly flashed to the side, but found Emma on the way. Watson's basketball was more deflected, and it was also smashed at him, and the ball was faster, aiming at his face.
"Don't hit people in the face!" When Ji Guoyi saw the basketball flying, he was directly scared.
The Clippers players fully demonstrated their reaction speed and body style as professional athletes at this time, Crawford and Dragic were obviously running away with Ji Guoyi, but at this moment they braked sharply again and changed direction, and the two flew out sideways again like the protagonists in Hollywood blockbusters dodging the explosion, leaking out the fox brother.
"Damn, your reaction is also teasing me, is it so exaggerated?" Ji Guozhi saw Crawford and Dragic flying out exaggeratedly, this basketball is not connected, not connected, and then think about Taylor. Swift's reaction when he went home was stunned!
"Bang!"
On the other side, Ji Guoqiu finally caught the basketball thrown by Christine with his hand, but Ji Guoqiu was embarrassed by Emma. Watson's smashed basketball slapped directly in the face.
The fans laughed loudly, and several commentators also laughed tacitly, it seems that the scandal between these two people is true, otherwise why would the two heroines hit them with balls? Poor panda and fox, now it's time to explain it to his girlfriend. (To be continued......) R1292