Chapter 88: Buy One Get One Free, Do You Believe It?
Being questioned by a beautiful woman about the ability of her little friend, as long as it is a man, she will definitely not be able to bear it!
You can doubt his character, looks, and even IQ, but you must not question his little brother's ability to work!
Because: it's an insult to men!
Li Chen, who was holding back the fire in the early morning and had nowhere to vent, this time the small universe completely exploded, and directly turned over with a harrier and pressed Mo Xi under him.
Because it was morning, his little brother was already a pillar of optimus.
Looking at the big killing weapon, Mo Xi was frightened, and her delicate body curled up in a ball, trembling.
Her heart is higher than the sky, and she is the pearl of the family. Except for Li Chen, and other people of the same age and the opposite sex, they didn't even have a little hand, let alone encounter such an embarrassing scene.
Moreover, Li Chen's capital is too big, if this is a hand-to-hand white-knuckle battle, the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, he is so delicate, how can he bear it?
Mo Xi is engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, and he doesn't know how to face this unexpected situation in front of him?
At this point, she trembled with nervousness. But deep down, there is a little excitement of shame.
As long as he has a relationship today, even if he dislikes it in the future, he will never want to break up the relationship with himself.
Moreover, thinking of Li Chen's cold and arrogant expression on weekdays, he looked up to the mountains like an immortal in the sky, and Mo Xi had an inexplicable expectation in his heart.
expects the other party to be as domineering as the president in the Korean drama, and to treat the heroine like that, kissing himself, touching himself, XX himself.
Thinking about it, Mo Xi couldn't help but get emotional. The long eyelashes trembled violently because of the nervousness. The delicate body also trembled slightly. It is completely a peach blossom with buds waiting to be put and picked by you.
Looking at the beautiful woman who was pregnant with the Chinese color and heavenly fragrance, Li Chen felt that his mind was in chaos, and began a fierce confrontation between heaven and man.
Do you want to correct the stupid girl in front of you on the spot and go straight to Huanglong Mansion to correct the name of your little brother?
For a while, Li Chen and Mo Xi were silent, and began to stare there like Wang Ba looking at mung beans, staring at each other with big eyes.
For a moment, the room was dead silent.
Moreover, it is also filled with ambiguity and embarrassment, as well as a mixture of youth hormones.
After staring at each other for a full minute, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Li Chen's mouth.
"Now, do you still think there's something wrong with me?"
Mo Xi blushed and didn't answer.
Hmph, people ask themselves such shameless questions. What a beast, oh no, it's not as good as a beast.
Li Chen reached out and picked up the messy green silk in Mo Xi's ear, gently lay on her ear, and exhaled a breath of hot air.
Mo Xi only felt that his face was hot. The body was tense and did not dare to move.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not interested in you!"
After speaking, Li Chen suddenly exerted force with one hand, turned sideways in the air, and landed steadily on the floor in a gorgeous arc.
Seeing that Li Chen didn't do anything out of the ordinary, Mo Xi was relieved and let out a long sigh of relief.
Soon, however, the thought of shame that had just come back to her mind.
This guy turned out to be ...... Beasts are not as good as beasts!
Is it really that bad?
It's all like this, and it can't make him interested yet.
Mo Xi, who has always been very confident, began to have deep doubts about his figure, face, and personal charm for the first time.
Just when Mo Xi began to doubt her life, Li Chen suddenly walked over and stretched out a hand to touch her forehead.
Mo Xi wanted to dodge subconsciously, but was dragged by Li Chen.
"Don't make a fuss, your forehead is still a little hot, and the fever hasn't gone away yet!"
Mo Xi looked confused, blinked, and looked at Li Chen in a daze.
Li Chen handed over a cup of hot water, and said in a slightly reproachful tone, "You are a girl, why do you drink so much wine?" ”
After listening to Li Chen's reprimand, Mo Xi's heart suddenly swelled with a warm current, sweet.
He seems to be concerned about himself?
Uh, no, it's his business that he cares about, why are you so happy?
Mo Xi, Mo Xi, when did you become so unproductive? Isn't it just a man, as for that?
Just as Mo Xi was wandering for nine days, Li Chen handed over a cup of hot water.
"Drink this cup of hot water first, and I'll send you home later!"
Mo Xi pouted and snorted very arrogantly.
"Hmph, aren't you not interested in me, why do you care about me?"
Li Chen raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you drink?" ”
Mo Xi shook his head and said very decisively: "Don't drink it!" ”
Seeing Mo Xi's resolute attitude, Li Chen no longer insisted, and said casually: "Don't drink it, anyway, your body is your own, and it has nothing to do with me!" ”
"Damn you, ...... Hmph, I'm! ”
Mo Xibei clenched his teeth and pounded the bed boards.
……
At half past seven in the morning, young couples came out to check out one after another.
The boys all had satisfied expressions, and the girls were flushed.
It seems that last night, they had a good night.
Guarding the front desk is still the proprietress last night.
When she saw Li Chen and Mo Xi coming out, she smiled ambiguously.
"The young man is very energetic, he tossed all night last night, and he didn't close his eyes much, right? It's nice to be young, much better than the dead ghost in our house. Even if I took medicine, I couldn't last five minutes. Every time I didn't feel anything, he had already disarmed and surrendered. ”
"However, you are still young, so you must remember to pay attention to your body and not overdo it. Listen to my sister, there is no ploughed field, only tired cows! ”
After listening to the proprietress chattering, Li Chen had a black line on his face.
Mo Xi was so ashamed that her face was flushed, her ears were hot, and she hung her head very low, like a thief, and hurriedly fled from this place of right and wrong.
Looking at Mo Xi's shy expression, the proprietress shook her head and sighed: "I screamed so loudly last night, and now I am still shy, I really don't understand you young people!"
After leaving the hotel, Li Chen saw that there was a pharmacy opposite, so he asked Mo Xi to wait at the door while he went inside to buy medicine.
In front of the counter of the pharmacy, there stood a tall girl wearing a nurse's uniform. Twenty-five or sixteen years old, quite a bit of a look.
She saw that Li Chen and Mo Xi came out of the hotel opposite, and Mo Xi outside seemed to be still crimson, and she already understood what was going on?
Therefore, without waiting for Li Chen to speak, she took out a box of medicine from the counter and handed it over.
Li Chen was stunned when he saw this, his eyes widened, and he asked suspiciously: "Hey, girl, I don't seem to have said yet, what medicine do you want to buy?" ”
The sales girl did not answer Li Chen's question directly, but asked casually.
"You came out of the hotel across the street, right?"
Li Chen nodded and responded, "Yes, is there anything wrong with this?" ”
The nurse smiled playfully and said, "Isn't this right, couples who come out of the hotel are all buying this medicine!" ”
"Uh, yes, right?"
Li Chen had a confused expression on his face, and he subconsciously looked at the box of medicine.
Yuting: 72-hour emergency contraception!
"This kind of medicine, girls take too much, it is not good for the body. The next time you guys hey, for the sake of your girlfriend's body, I suggest you still put on work clothes for your little brother, so that it is safe and not hurt! ”
After speaking, the little nurse took out two boxes of medicine from it and placed them on the glass cabinet.
"This Durex is good, Jieshibang and Dulux are also well-known brands, and they sell very well."
Speaking of this, she leaned in front of Li Chen's ear, pretended to be shy, and said mysteriously: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, my boyfriend uses this kind of oil, ultra-thin lubrication, and it's very long-lasting!" ”
I'm going to it, what the hell is this?
In order to increase the sales of performance, the girls dare to say such explicit words, which is too hard, right?
Li Chen held his forehead with one hand and said, "Get me another box of cold medicine, I want the best one!" ”
The little nurse blinked her eyes and asked with a stunned expression, "Ah, cold medicine?" How long have you been at night, and you have a cold? ”
Li Chen had a black line on his head and said casually: "Girl, your question seems to be a bit much?" ”
"Oh!"
The sales girl said "oh", and then took out a box of Sanjiu Cold Spirit from the counter, and packed the "Little Brother Overalls" and "Yuting" together.
"Sir, it's 158 yuan in total!"
Li Chen didn't ask much, took out two red tickets, slapped them on the counter and said, "No need to look for them", then turned around and walked towards the door.
"Mo Xi, this is your medicine!"
When Mo Xi saw the medicine handed over by Li Chen, her eyebrows couldn't help frowning.
Yuting, 72-hour emergency contraception!
"Li Chen, you bastard, and you said you didn't touch me yesterday?"
Li Chen looked confused, looked at Mo Xi's back, and then looked at Yu Ting in his hand, feeling that there were 10,000 divine beasts in his heart, running wildly.
"Mo Xi, Mo Xi, don't go, listen to my explanation. I got the wrong medicine, it should be this box! ”
Li Chen hurriedly chased after him and handed over the Sanjiu Cold Spirit.
Mo Xi looked at the Sanjiu Cold Spirit in Li Chen's hand, was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What's the matter with Yuting, who did you buy it for, wouldn't it be for Lan Huanxi?" ”
"Hmph, what a beast. You're still a little girl, you can be ruthless and destroy flowers! ”
Li Chen looked embarrassed, and greeted the little nurse in the pharmacy eighteen times inside and out in his heart.
"Mo Xi, if I say, the pharmacy is holding an event today, buy one get one free, do you believe it?"
"Hmph, the devil believes you!"
Mo Xi's tone, although still very cold, has eased a lot.
She took the Sanjiu Cold Spirit, glanced at the box of Yuting again, blinked her eyes, and asked, "What are you going to do with this Yuting?" ”
Li Chen didn't think about it, and blurted out directly: "Give it to you, it's a meeting gift, anyway, you will definitely be able to use it in the future!" ”
After listening to Li Chen's words, Mo Xi stomped his foot angrily, raised his leg and kicked Li Chen hard.
If, now give her a knife. She will definitely not hesitate to dismantle the bastard in front of her.
Well, if you can beat him!
Mo Xi stretched out his hand and knocked Yu Ting in Li Chen's hand to the ground, and snorted angrily: "Hmph, you can keep it for yourself and use it slowly!" ”
After saying that, she flicked her sleeves and left angrily.
"Hmph, damn fellow. The first time I gave someone a gift, I actually gave it to Yuting, and said that it would be used in the future. This thing is a pig, a stupid pig, a stupid pig, a dead pig! ”
Li Chen caught up and asked, "By the way, Mo Xi, you seem to have driven out last night, what about your car?" ”
Mo Xishui's big eyes blinked twice in the air, and said innocently: "Yes, where is my car?" ”
As she spoke, she instinctively looked around, as if the car was nearby.
Li Chen reminded: "Did you stop at the door of the bar?" ”
Hearing Li Chen's reminder, Mo Xi suddenly realized, patted his little head, and said, "Yes, it's stopped at the door of the bar." What's the name of that bar, Caocao? ”
Li Chen rolled his eyes and corrected: "It's coco bar, let's go, I'll take you to get the car!" ”
Meanwhile:
Coco Bar Parking:
Black Tiger is leading a dozen brothers around a pink Ferrari.
"Brother Tiger, this is that little girl's car, I watched her drive in with my own eyes."
"Damn, this is still a Ferrari, it deserves 100,000, it seems that this little girl's background is not simple!"
"Cut, what if it's not simple, no matter how noble a woman is, in the end, she is not pressed on her body by our man and ravaged fiercely!"
A group of slings and minions, the more they talk, the more excited they become. There are even people in their minds who start to make the goddess cry in their minds, in order to satisfy their distorted hearts and get some kind of perverted pleasure.
……
At this moment, a minion hurriedly came to report.
"Brother Tiger, the man from last night and Xiao Niangpi are coming here together!"
The black tiger nodded, and cast his gaze on a man with a tiger's back.
"King Kong, that kid is a practitioner. Wait, be careful! ”
The man known as King Kong patted his steely chest vigorously and said, "Brother Tiger, don't you still believe in me, brother? In this Donghua City, no matter how awesome a person is, I can beat him into SB. ”
"By the way, Brother Tiger, I heard that little girl's skin is very beautiful. Brother, I haven't opened meat for a few days, wait for this first shot, let me come first, how about it? ”
Speaking of euphoria, King Kong also licked his chapped lips.
Although the black tiger was a little reluctant, he had a request for King Kong, and it was not good to bargain with him, so he was heartbroken and agreed.
"Okay, no problem. As long as you can avenge your brother. That little girl, you can play as much as you want, as long as nothing happens! ”
King Kong waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Cut, Brother Hu, you are too careful, in this Donghua realm, which guy who doesn't open his eyes dares to move our brother?" ”
"Besides, our eldest brother, but Brother Meng, the underground emperor of Donghua Jianghu Du Meng. The old man stomped his foot, and the whole Donghua had to tremble three times! ”
Just as King Kong was spitting everywhere, Li Chen and Mo Xi had already walked into the parking lot.
Mo Xi saw that the other party was not good, and all of them were big men who thorned dragons and painted tigers, so he subconsciously retreated and hid behind Li Chen.
Li Chen saw that it was the bald head from last night, and his eyes couldn't help but feel cold, flashing a little cold killing intent.
When the black tiger saw Li Chen's sharp eyes, he instinctively snorted.
When he saw a dozen brothers around him, he strengthened his courage and shouted at the top of his voice.
"King Kong, it's this kid, help me abolish him!"
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