The boss of "this guest" had a blank face, seemed to be a little angry, and said righteously: "How can you say such angry words! ”

He pointed to the small words on the torch and said solemnly: "What is the name of this, it is simply the brand, the production brand of the torch, don't you know these words?" ”

I said in my heart: "What you said when you sold me just now, it has changed in a blink of an eye, you profiteer is really not simple, not only do you lie and don't blush, but you also change your face faster and suddenly than a dog's face!" ”

Originally, I just wanted to embarrass him, and then spent money to buy this torch, but driven by revenge, I gave up this decision and planned to play a good trick on him, as for whether to buy it or not, hehe.

"That's right," I nodded, "I'm illiterate, I'm illiterate, so what brand is this torch?" ”

"Fool cards."

"Fool's card." I was dissatisfied: "So, you recommended me to buy this, intending to tease me and call me a fool?" ”

The boss didn't expect me to use the name of the brand to make things difficult for him, so he was stunned at first, then waved his hand again and again, and said, "How is it possible, this guest, you are wrong." ”

"Oh? So what should I think? ”

The boss raised the torch and pointed it at me, saying, "The name of this sign is Fool, which means that even fools will use torches." ”

"Even fools can use it, and you still recommend me" I pale and said, "Don't you still treat me as a fool!" ”

The boss's hands were shaking, and his eyes were full of anger, and I guess if it was not Rodney who was standing next to me, laughing and laughing, but Passerby A, the next moment, the torch in his hand would probably fall on my face, or shout at me to kick me out.

However, there is no if, no matter how I make it difficult for him, he has to bear it for me, anyway, I finished brushing the blame today, just to pass the time with him.

"This one, this guest." The boss is worthy of being the boss, just a few breaths, he calmed down, the smile overflowed again, and he wanted to explain something to me, but I didn't want to give him this opportunity.

"Master Rodney."

I changed my name suddenly, and my tone became very deep, and Rodney was a little surprised by the sudden change, but soon, he smiled and replied, "What's the matter, my friend?" ”

"We're already friends, am I right?"

I asked him.

"Yes, we're friends already."

"Well, then may I ask, my friend, Master Rodney, how do you define the word friend?"

"How do you define that?"

Rodney didn't react, looked at me puzzled, saw me nod to him, put down the teacup in his hand, thought for a while, and said seriously: "Friend. It is to share blessings, share difficulties, point out mistakes, and find solutions together when encountering problems, which should be the case. ”

"Can I understand it like this" I began to turn the subject into the pit: "The glory of a friend is my glory, and the humiliation of a friend is my humiliation, are you right?" ”

"Well, yes, you're right."

Rodney thought for a moment and replied cautiously.

"That's easy," I said to Rodney with a sudden look of sadness and sympathy, "It's unfortunate that Master Rodney, my friend, someone actually said you were a fool in public. ”

"Whew." Rodney saw my eyes blink, and he figured out what I meant.

He first brewed his feelings, and after a second, his whole body became angry, and his tone was angry and high: "Who is it, who is so bold that you dare to say that I am a fool!" ”

"My friend" For a moment, his body revealed the domineering and indifference of the inheritor: "Tell me, who dares to treat you and me as fools, I must punish him, punish him severely, yes, ruthlessly, I want him to know the fate of challenging the majesty of the inheritor of Ari City!" ”

Hearing this, I glanced at the boss with my peripheral vision, this profiteer was like a sifting chaff, a face was as white as powder, his mouth was open, but he couldn't make a sound, you know, this is not a harmonious society, living under the jurisdiction of a ruler, once you offend someone who is related to them, the light, maybe the shop is smashing the store and going to prison to teach some lessons, and the heavy, it is very likely to lose your life.

It's still the case with relatives, not to mention direct disobedience to the heir.

Rodney also saw the boss's frightened look with his peripheral vision, he raised his eyebrows, after all, he was his own people, he was a little unbearable after all, he squeezed his eyes at me, and signaled to stop acting.

I nodded and decided to give up playing with the boss.

It's not that I can't bear this decision, what does this profiteer have to do with me?

But it is estimated that if it continues like this, it won't be long before this guy will be scared to pee his pants, and then the feces and urine will flow together, and the house will be full of 'fragrance', and I will be so disgusting that I can do something.

Cough.

Rodney cleared his throat, raised his voice, and said: "Although I am a little unhappy about this matter, but some people have no intention to do it, so I will give up. ”

"Thank you, thank you, young master!"

With a plop, the boss collapsed to the ground, he was wearing a cowhide jacket, and he couldn't see it when he was standing.

In other words, after being frightened this time, I will not have a serious illness in the future.

But what does it have to do with me.

"That, boss," I leaned forward and looked at the boss with a grin.

At this time, the boss has no resentment towards me, and the rest is only fear of me - this guest is covered by a young master, and he will have to hide away in the future.

"The torch."

"You take it," the boss said weakly, "I don't want any money." ”

"How good is this~" I'm a little embarrassed, although he is a profiteer, but after all, he is also for survival, and he always needs some purchase fees to buy goods.

"What's the price of your torch?"

I asked.

The boss seemed to want to say that he didn't want money, but he was still shut by my watch, he hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth, was ruthless, and sighed: "Three. Three copper coins. ”

"Yo, three copper coins" I scratched my head and smiled, "Boss, you really know how to do business." ”

Rodney's gaze was on the boss again, and he trembled in fright, but the kid looked away as if nothing happened, and the boss breathed a sigh of relief.

He put five copper coins on the counter and walked out of the store with a torch.

He was about to walk in the direction of home, but was stopped by Rodney.

"Is there something wrong, Brother Tuhao?"

"I've been acting in a friendship for you for so long," Rodney laughed, "Can you find me a teahouse to talk to?" ”