Chapter 1053: Fishing
Jian Dang continued, "I can understand that you are in a bad mood, taboo, everyone is different, in fact, I also have taboos, when I go out to eat, I often tell the master to fry poached eggs must be thoroughly cooked from the inside out, even if I fry the egg yolk must not flow out, but there are always some masters who have to fry half-cooked and say that it is called softness, in fact, I am also very angry at this time;
So, I can understand that you are so angry......
But!
You can't flip the table when you're angry......"
Day by day, I listened to it, hehe, I took the bait.
He was about to click on the regional amplification and shout, "Come and see, the world's number one master is bullying!" The next moment, he suddenly heard Jian Dang rush to say, "You flip this time, the table is full of dishes, and so much soup is sprinkled on you, how hot is that?" Not only is it hot, but the oil is stained on the clothes, and it is difficult to wash, and it is definitely not comfortable to wear;
Of course, this is a game, and you can adjust the tactile feeling if you are uncomfortable, but if you lower this, won't the game experience also drop a lot in the future? Come on, come on, before it seeps into it, I'll wipe you clean......"
As he spoke, Jian Dang really reached out and grabbed his sleeves and feet like a rag and began to wipe the stains on Wuji's clothes.
Not only did he wipe his clothes, but Jian Dang also squatted down to polish his shoes!
Jian Dang wiped it like this, and the whole audience gasped, and the surrounding area of more than 100 meters was instantly surrounded by water, because Jian Dang also used a cloak when he polished his shoes, which was an artifact! It is an artifact drawn from the "emperor" in front of hundreds of millions of players around the world after the original martial arts competition!
After a gasp, the scene became dead and silent again, and everyone's eyes were on the ...... Day by day, everyone has a gloating expression on their faces.
Day by day, it is ...... in an instant Cowardly.
He knew who Jian Dang was!
He's been abused by Ippindo in the games he's played before! He knew that the guild was a super tyrant with a net worth of hundreds of millions, and that "Yipintang" was only a branch, and their crazy helper was just the grassroots of the union!
Of course, even if he didn't have this, if there were so many people in the gang who were gossiping nonsense before he came, he would definitely know what he should know and what he shouldn't know.
Naturally, he himself had never dealt with Jian Dang himself before, but he heard a very, very high-level "old Jianghu" in the gang say, "Don't worry, people of his level will not be as knowledgeable as you."
"General insight"! What does that mean!
Day by day Wuji didn't ask at the beginning, and the "old Jianghu" didn't say anything.
When I first heard this word, I didn't think anything about it, thinking that he was just there like everyone else.
There are so many people in the gang, there are all kinds of explanations, some people persuade him not to come, naturally some people encourage him to make more trouble, and some people say that they will come to him to "cheer up" him when the time comes.
It's just "fun", but there is no one in the entire gang of more than 2,000 people, who really ran over to implement the plan in person like him.
At first, he was very complacent, hey, you cowards, you don't have the guts to take a handle, you seeds!
He enjoyed the "Wow Wuji, you're so good" reply from the beauties at that time.
But now......
Being watched by so many people, Wuji day by day, but he can't keep his spirits up, because now these onlookers have ...... eyes Something seems wrong?
Somehow, he remembered what the "old Jianghu" had said before, "I won't be as knowledgeable as you." ”
He suddenly felt that sentence, in other words, did it mean "if you want to see, you will die"?
Not to mention, he had heard of someone offending a certain boss in the game and being turned ...... by forty or fifty people It's a man!
And he has also heard that any super guild has some more or less deep relationships behind it.
People are such strange creatures, they often make a lot of decisions because of a moment of brain fever, but when this thing is almost done, they will start to hesitate.
According to some data, more than half of the returns made online are within 4 hours of payment.
One thought after another crossed Wuji's heart, his mind spun quickly, and when he came back to his senses, Jian Dang's shoes had already been wiped off.
Of course, this is also because the sword swing is fast, and I have to admit that people with fast hands and feet can do everything quickly, and lazy people can't do anything.
When Jian Dang finished polishing his shoes, Wuji knew that it was too late for him to admit it, it was too late.
If you don't break it, you can't stand it, the ancients are honest and don't deceive me, and the heart is like ashes day by day, but at this time, it is indifferent, and horizontal and vertical is a life! Eighteen years later, grandpa is still a good man!
He decided that he would rather be a hero for those 5 minutes than a coward for the rest of his life!
Therefore, when Jian Dang said that he would pay for a piece of donkey meat without coriander, and the overturned table and broken tableware were also paid for by Jian Dang, he was the first to ......
Hurriedly grabbed the steps, pretending to be calm and said, "Then this, this is you, what you said, I, I, I don't, it's not no, no, it's unreasonable, everyone...... Eat, eat, eat, eat your thing, we, let's clear, I'll let you, you, you go, you, don't, don't, don't ...... when the time comes."
"Don't" for a long time, day by day Wuji can't "don't" out of any situation, the onlookers laughed, day by day Wuji also instantly blushed.
To tell the truth, Jian Dang can't figure out the situation now, but he is used to listening to Dudu's words, and he thinks that stuttering is not a strange thing, and he thinks that Ri Wuji is similar to Dudu.
Jiandang's experience is that when talking to Dudu, you must not wait for her to finish speaking, and many things have to be said by herself, otherwise it will be too wasteful of time.
In the spirit of serving customers, Jian Dang hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Originally, in accordance with our service tenet, there was such a big mental loss to you, even if we accompany you 10 servings, it should be, but this is a game after all, I don't want to be realistic to say that there is no microwave oven at home, there is also a rice cooker, I give 10 servings, you can't finish eating it for a long time, you can't heat it, right? And now there are so many things, everyone is so busy, I think you must have to wait for people to do so much, you probably don't want to, right? I see that your face is also a reasonable person, and I think I must want to say that those 9 parts should be directly worth these plates......"
Listen to it day by day......
Hit the plate?
He subconsciously felt that Jian Dang was fishing, waiting for him to say, "Don't, I'll pay for the plate money, you honestly take ten copies out!" ”
It's also the first time I've been to this kind of place, and he's never been to the cart gang before, so I don't know if their gang is really "fake one pays ten".
He felt that if he really said that he would lose money on the plate, he would then say, "This plate is a serious mutton fat white jade inner tube, please ask the master to glaze, one less to say 1500, not gold, it is a soft sister coin!" ”
He was not afraid in an instant, hehe, so NB, not a guy who only recognizes money? If you really have such a great ability, you can be a fool if you want to help life!
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