[065] A little thing about Jeff

"Sir, is there anything else? I still have work to do. Seeing Zhang Ben's contemplative expression, Xiao Kui asked cautiously.

Zhang Ben looked up at Xiao Kui and asked, "Wait, what do you think of me?" ”

"Sir, you've already asked this question." Xiao Kui said a little helplessly when she heard this.

Zhang Ben shook his head and said, "No, I mean, as a male, how am I?" Does it meet the criteria for a woman here? ”

"Sir, I don't know much about this." Xiao Kui was stunned for a moment, and then said embarrassedly.

Zhang Ben looked at Xiaokui and said, "What do you think?" Do you think I meet your criteria for choosing a husband? ”

"I don't know......" Xiaokui said with trembling legs and a little scared.

She felt that Zhang Ben wanted to attack her, although she had the consciousness of this when she first came to be a maid, but at this time, she still felt a little scared.

Zhang Ben understood, he waved his hand and said, "Go down, remember to close the door." ”

"Then sir, I'm going to work." Xiao Kui was pardoned, and after speaking, she turned around and walked briskly, and left quickly.

After Zhang Ben closed the door, he smiled helplessly, obviously he was regarded as a pervert by Xiaokui.

What he said just now was actually asked after careful consideration, mainly because he really didn't know how to pick up a girl.

It's a pity that he is destined to be unlikely to get the love he wants from Xiao Aoi.

Restraining his body and mind, then he didn't think about love and love, but directly closed his eyes and sorted out the vast exercises in his mind.

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Magical Cabin.

The summer is scorching, and the voices of knowing come and go.

"Lao Zhang, can you turn off the voice that you know? It's noisy! Lina said as she sat on a chair in the backyard and ate watermelon, munching on it.

Zhang Sen lay on the recliner, looked at the sun in the sky, and said with a smile: "In the summer when there is no voice, I always feel that something is missing, and I think it is necessary to have a voice." ”

"It's so noisy." Lina said a little angrily.

Zhang Sen saw that Lina really couldn't stand it, so he had to take out the remote control and press the button, and the voice of knowing it suddenly disappeared.

In fact, it is not summer yet, but the remote control in Zhang Ben's hand can stipulate the weather within a certain range, and even some corresponding natural phenomena can be regulated.

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Remote control for air conditioning in the season

Durability: 10/10

Magical attribute: [Season] Active: You can adjust the season within a radius of 100 miles from the user.

Note: Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the choice is yours!

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Because there is no shortage of singularities, Zhang Sen naturally makes props indiscriminately.

So now he has a lot of props at his disposal, and he really has to write them one by one in detail, enough for those undisciplined Internet authors to be on the water for a few months.

For example, the watermelon that Lina eats now comes from a refrigerator:

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Fruit refrigerator

Durability: 10/10

Magical attribute: [Fruit] Passive: Plug in the power supply, and various fruits will be randomly generated.

Remarks: Whatever fruit you want to eat, you will be satisfied!

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It is worth mentioning that the properties of this refrigerator seem to be frustrating, but it is actually very hanging.

Because theoretically, all fruits can be made out of thin air, and in the Eternal Country, fruits such as ginseng fruit and yellow plum are also considered fruits.

Although this attribute doesn't mean much to Zhang Sen, if you throw the refrigerator into other worlds, it is estimated that it is enough to make a protagonist rise, and if there happens to be a street author dreaming of this story, the title of the book will probably be called "About the Little Thing About My Refrigerator Spit Fruit".

"Brother Zhang Sen!!!!!!!!!"

While Zhang Sen was drinking juice and basking in the sun, Jeff rushed in crying like a three-hundred-pound child, rubbing his legs on his knees in front of him, and a pair of hairy hands hugging his thighs.

Zhang Sen wanted to kick him away, but found that he was hugging him very tightly, and said a little helplessly: "Something to say." ”

"My cheating daddy wants me to be a daddy." Jeff said with a sad look on his face.

Zhang Sen frowned, and it took a while to understand the meaning of Jeff's words, and said, "Which thousand catties?" ”

"Taoist." Jeff replied, still with a sad face.

Zhang Sen said flatly: "That should be good, anyway, you already have a lot of wives." ”

"Those are not real wives, just lovers, but my father wants me to marry Dao Rulong." Jeff said with a sad face.

Zhang Sen frowned and said, "I remember that the country will never be married." ”

"Yes, that...... I accidentally drank too much one day......" Jeff said with a little shame.

Zhang Sen was even more speechless, and looked at Jeff for a while before he spoke: "Since you have enlarged other people's stomachs, do you want to act as if nothing happened?" ”

"But I really don't want to marry Dao Rulong, do you know what kind of person it is?" Jeff said with a look of despair.

At this time, Zhang Sen saw a two-meter-tall, tiger-backed, muscular woman walking out of the house, slowly walking behind Jeff, and looking at Jeff calmly with her eyes.

He asked cooperatively, "What kind of person?" ”

"She's not human at all, I will never marry her, and I don't want to be killed, I have a normal temperament, how can I marry a gentleman." Jeff said excitedly.

Without waiting for Zhang Sen to speak, the woman behind Jeff said, "That's right, in fact, I don't want to marry you, so ...... You get into it, I gave it to you for the first time, if you dare to bear me, I will kill you! ”

Zhang Sen looked at Dao Rulong's casserole-sized fist, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, this woman is so scary.

"Youkai, don't come here!" Jeff stiffened when he heard Dao Rulong's voice, slowly turned around and saw Dao Rulong's majestic body, and immediately screamed, like a woman from a good family who had been abused, quickly hid behind Zhang Sen, and said with a look of fear.

Dao Rulong looked at Jeff with two eyes and said, "Calling your fiancée a monster, you are really ignorant." ”

"Who wants to marry you, Brother Zhang Sen, you must help me, you have a flexible brain and many methods, there must be a way, right." Jeff first yelled at Dao Rulong, and then looked at Zhang Sen pleadingly.

Zhang Sen had a headache, he found that Dao Rulong was already staring at him, and it was estimated that if he nodded, he might be beaten.

Of course, Dao Rulong definitely couldn't beat him, after all, Candle Spirit could appear in front of him in an instant, and Dao Rulong was definitely not Candle Spirit's opponent.

"This eldest sister, if you want to maintain a marriage, you definitely need love, do you think you have love with Jeff?" Zhang Sen thought about it, and still felt that he should be persuaded, after all, a marriage without any emotional foundation often has no happiness at all, and he still hopes that the two can get together and disperse.

Dao Rulong nodded and said, "That night, I felt love, and I fell in love with him." ”

"The ghost wants you to take a fancy to it, Zhang Sen, help me, come on." Jeff said with a look of horror on his face.

Zhang Sen was a little speechless when he heard this, he turned around and said, "Jeff, the so-called female chasing male compartment yarn, since this eldest sister likes you, you might as well give it a try?" ”

"Whose buddy are you, you want me dead." Jeff suddenly looked at Zhang Sendao with a strange expression.

Zhang Sen looked at Dao Rulong and said with a wry smile: "He said he doesn't like you." ”

"No, he obviously said he liked me, and gave me this bracelet." Dao Rulong took out a bracelet from his arms and said seriously.

Zhang Sen's eyes suddenly turned into dead fish eyes, isn't this a small toy 'heirloom bracelet' that Jeff begged for a few days ago?

Heirloom bracelets, magical props, magical attributes are called heirlooms, and if they are given to women, there will be a 90% chance that women will fall in love with the giver.

Because Zhang Sen already has two wives, he doesn't need this thing at all, and Jeff happened to have some bitter confiding when he came to play, and the recent pickling girl has not been smooth, and he has hit a wall dozens of times in a row, so Zhang Sen gave him this prop, after all, he also copied a few pieces of this thing, and the effect is limited, and it is not much harm to give it to others.

But he didn't expect Jeff to give Dao Rulong, a 'good man'.

The problem is that there is no way to change the effect of the bracelet, compared to completely changing a person's mind, Zhang Sen is more inclined to change the probability of the bracelet, originally Dao Rulong and Jeff met, the probability of falling in love with Jeff is only about 10%, or even less than 10%, but the effect of this bracelet is to turn the 10% chance into a 90% chance, so Dao Rulong has feelings for Jeff and falls in love with Jeff.

So she is really in love with Jeff now, and the magic props only play a catalytic role, just like a man giving flowers and a car to a woman, but the effect of the bracelet is countless times stronger than the flower.

For example, if a man sends flowers to a woman and makes her fall in love with him 20% of the time, then if he gives a car to a woman, the woman falls in love with him 40% of the time, a house is 60% of the time, and a bracelet is a 90% presence.

Of course, the above is just a single male street author scribbling things, and the readers who believe it are either stupid or as pitiful single dogs as the street author.

To get back to the point, since the feelings are from the heart, it is naturally impossible to erase them easily, after all, erasing this relationship is really hurting Dao Rulong, which is something that Zhang Sen can't do.

"Jeff, what about the girl who soaked herself, even if she is in tears?" Zhang Sen looked at Jeff with a look of embarrassment and asked.

Jeff realized that Zhang Sen was unwilling to help, and immediately said in horror: "Don't, don't, don't, I absolutely don't accept it, I'm a monk, I want to become a monk, I want to participate in the Buddha's path, I want to become a Buddha on the ground." ”

"If you become a monk, I will always wait for you." Dao Rulong said seriously.

Jeff was in complete despair.

At this time, Zhang Sen spoke: "Jeff, what do you hate about this eldest sister?" ”

"I hate it all over, so I don't want to marry a man, even if it's a man's wife." Jeff said with a broken face.

Zhang Sen took out a bottle at this time and said, "Do you want the Q version of the wife?" ”

"......" Jeff looked at Zhang Sen, a little hesitant for a moment.

He knew that Zhang Sen had taken medicine to become the current Q version of the image, but what the hell would Dao Rulong be like when he became the Q version?

At this time, Dao Rulong snatched the medicine in Zhang Sen's hand, poured out one directly, and swallowed it with his head up.