[060] That's right, Monkey King also has to deliver takeaways
A person and a bird, looking at each other, compete with momentum.
At this time, the little Shoumo bird said in a surprising voice: "Purr, purr, purr!" ”
This sentence translates as: I eat my own flesh, how can I say that it is robbing?
"Without my skillful cooking, your meat would be worthless!" Zhang Sen was unmoved, staring at the little Shoumo bird and said.
The little shou mono bird argued: "Gollum, gurr, gurr!" ”
What it says is roughly translated: It is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, no matter how clever your cooking skills are, how can you make such delicious food without my meat!
"If you really want to eat it...... Actually, it's not impossible, but you have to answer me a question, how long is your rebirth cycle, and how long is the growth cycle? Zhang Sen pondered for a moment and compromised.
Xiao Shou Moniao was very smart, realized the meaning of Zhang Sen's words, looked at Zhang Sen vigilantly with his wings folded on his chest, and said, "Purr, purr, purr?" ”
The reaction is actually this: what is the purpose of asking this question?
Zhang Sen suddenly showed a flattering smile, took out the recipe and said, "Actually, I will do a lot of things, look at this...... Salt-baked chicken, rich in flavor and aroma, is simply a rare delicacy in the world, and if you use your meat to make it, it will definitely be even more delicious. ”
"Gollum!" Xiao Shou Mo looked at the picture and immediately nodded in agreement.
The Shoumo Bird who had just brought the little Shou Mo Bird over next to him looked at the appearance of the little Shou Mo Bird, and suddenly looked at the sky speechlessly, this thing is not saved.
Next, the little Shoumo bird honestly explained, in fact, this is a special ability of it, and other Shoumo birds do not have the ability to be reborn, only she will lay an egg that cannot be destroyed every month after she becomes an adult.
This egg is very special, there is no way to destroy it, it originally wanted to eat its own eggs, but it used many methods to break the eggs, and in the end it had to be stopped.
And this egg has only a one-month shelf life, after which it will turn into white gas and dissipate, and it will lay a new egg.
Because it can't eat and won't hatch, it gradually doesn't care.
But decades later, when it died of old age, it found itself reborn from that egg.
Why there are so many Shoumo birds to say goodbye to it, in fact, it is because of its super generation, most of the Shoumo birds here are actually its descendants, and there are a small number of suitors.
As for why it is not afraid of death at all to charge Zhang Sen, in fact, it also stems from this reason, anyway, it is a big deal to come back if he dies.
"And are you laying eggs again now?" Zhang Sen held his chin and asked.
Xiao Shoumo shook his head and said, "Gollum." ”
"I see, you have to be an adult to lay eggs, which means that now you have lost the ability to resurrect, so if I eat you now, will this ability of rebirth become mine?" Zhang Sen touched his chin, looked at the little Shou Mo bird gloomily, and said slowly.
The little Shoumo bird also reacted, and took a few steps back at once, obviously because of the long-term rebirth experience, so that it no longer had any fear of death, which was why there was such a big negligence.
"Forget it, this broken ability still lays eggs every month, tsk...... If I lay eggs ...... every month, that's terrible. Zhang Sen saw that Xiao Shou Moniao was frightened, so he said with a smile, but when he talked about this ability, he thought that if this ability really fell into his hands, the picture would ...... I can't imagine it!
Zhang Sen's eyes fell on the stewpot, his face changed slightly, and said: "It's not good, if it's cold, the taste will be greatly reduced, it's better to eat first!" ”
After saying that, he got up and dropped his chopsticks, grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and then showed an exaggerated expression on his face, so that people could know at a glance that what he was eating must be delicious.
"Gollum, Gollum!" Xiao Shoumo Bird also reacted, approached Zhang Sen without dying, and protested loudly.
Zhang Sen thought for a while, took out a bowl and put it in front of Xiao Shou Mo Bird, then put a lot of meat and mushrooms in the bowl, and said, "For your sake, eat it!" ”
Next, the man and the bird began to enjoy the delicious food, and their faces continued to show intoxicated expressions, and after they had eaten their fill, they both fell on the grass, and their faces remained satisfied.
"By the way, what's your name?" Zhang Sen hiccuped, and then asked.
The little momo bird replied, "Gollum! ”
"Keiko? It sounds a bit like an island name. Zhang Sen complained after listening.
Keiko continued, "Gurr ”
"I see, it's no wonder that the one who named you an onmyoji gave you this ability?" Zhang Sen suddenly realized after hearing this, this is not surprising, after all, in addition to being a place where physical cultivation is gathered, Fleet Star is actually a tourist planet, because the natural ecology here is maintained quite well, and there is very little human destruction, which is quite a good choice for people who like to be close to nature.
Keiko squinted her eyes and said, "Gollum Gurr! ”
"Not? You already have this ability before you meet the other person, is it a natural variation...... No, if it's a natural variation, your offspring should also have this ability, right, you can't have eaten something special, right? After hearing this, Zhang Sen guessed and said.
Keiko thought about it carefully, and then said, "Gollum Gurr! ”
"You once found a strange stone and swallowed it?" Zhang Sen was a little speechless when he heard this, this product is worthy of being a foodie, and he doesn't even let go of stones.
Then he thought for a moment and said, "So is there still that kind of stone?" ”
"Gollum!" Keiko replied.
Zhang Sen was not disappointed when he heard it, and said: "Okay, if you don't have it, there will be no more, it is estimated that it should be some kind of rare treasure, you are lucky to eat and your physique will change, so you can be infinitely reborn, or maybe it is not infinite......"
Next, Zhang Sen and Keiko had a casual chat, chatting and chatting about the monsters under the tree.
"That's right, my mission is to recover a wood-type mount, and the monster under the tree is a wood-type mount." Zhang Sen explained to Keiko.
Keiko thought for a moment and said, "Gurr ”
"That monster is very strong, and many of your descendants have been killed, so you stay here after the monster is sealed, and you can notify everyone if something happens?" Zhang Sen listened thoughtfully, and then said: "Actually, I am stronger than you think, I can destroy this tree in an instant, but this will violate the law, do you know what the law is?" ”
"Gollum!" Keiko immediately replied proudly.
Zhang Sen nodded and said: "Fleet Star is the planet where we are now, the law does not allow me to hunt too many creatures, because it will destroy the ecological balance, and there are too many animals on the tree, if I destroy this tree, then it will cause a large number of living beings to die, then it will be against the law, it is better to do this...... I'll help you deal with the monsters forever, and there's only one thing you need to do, and that's to get out of here! ”
"Grunt, grunt, grunt." Keiko shook her head and continued.
Zhang Sen frowned and said: "But is this really good, you are like living on a volcanic crater, the volcano may erupt at any time, and once it erupts, you will be all finished." ”
"Gollum!" Keiko replied with a high spirit.
Zhang Sen sighed: "You are not afraid of death, but do you think that your descendants, is it meaningful to die like this?" How pitiful it is to die meaninglessly. ”
"Gollum Purr." Keiko replied.
Zhang Sen was silent, death is also a part of life, this is indeed the truth.
Obviously, it is difficult for his eloquence to convince Keiko to help, because Keiko has survived for a long time, and she has already seen through life and death, and it is estimated that the only thing that she can't see through is food.
Wait a minute......
Zhang Sen suddenly reacted, why do you want to tell this product a big reason, you can directly tempt it with food!
"Then it's better like this, as long as you help evacuate the creatures on the tree, I will let you eat delicious food every day in the future!" Zhang Sen said.
Sure enough, Keiko opened her eyes all of a sudden and said, "Gollum? ”
"That's right, it's as delicious as Keiko's stewed mushrooms tonight!" Zhang Sen nodded.
Keiko really got up without any restraint, patted her chest and said, "Gollum purr!" ”
"Then please!" Zhang Sen squinted and smiled.
Originally, he had already given up this task, and he would decide whether to keep the system on himself after the punishment came out, but he didn't expect this to be another village, and the turning point appeared.
After waving goodbye to Keiko, Zhang Sen began to wait for the good news, and thought about how to fulfill the promise, after all, since he promised Keiko, he must do what he says, so that it can eat no less delicious than Keiko's stewed mushrooms.
"This dish is good, this dish is good, right...... There should be takeaway in the country forever, I'll look for it! Zhang Sen looked at the recipe and suddenly thought of the material problem, then from the material to the purchase of the material problem, then from the purchase of the material problem to the delivery problem, and finally from the delivery problem to the takeaway.
He really didn't know much about the takeaway situation in Yongguo, after all, there was Sabi cooking at home, and occasionally he cooked by himself, so he didn't need takeout at all.
"Let me see, there is really takeaway!" Zhang Sen took out the chip and logged on to the website, and found out the dazzling takeaway software.
Somersault Cloud takeaway?
Zhang Sen saw the icon of the somersault cloud, clicked on it curiously, and found that this was a takeaway company opened by the Monkey King.
He looked at it for a while, and then searched for the reviews of somersault cloud takeaway on the Internet, and after reading it, he dispelled his thoughts, and the evaluation of somersault cloud takeaway didn't seem to be very good.
Especially one of the bad reviews: I ate monkey hair in the food, Brother Monkey, have you opened my takeaway and eaten it secretly? You have a history of stealing peaches, golden pills, and ginseng fruits, and I can't blame me for doubting you.
Then there is another follow-up comment: Because I posted a bad review, Brother Monkey came and beat me up, and said that I was a monster, although I am indeed a monster, but what age is it now, and monsters in legal society also have human rights, bad reviews, it is recommended that everyone boycott somersault cloud takeaway!