My hand still hurts, but it's barely working. It's just that these more than 4,000 words were typed for 6 hours...... Well, anyway, it's finally finished -

In the evening, Yang Hai realized that it was not only the professional players at the venue who were invited, but also how big was the scope of "friends in the game industry" that Bai Xiao said, and how big was it?

The captain and the king were also invited, and not only that, but all the people of the second regiment who came to refuel were invited. In order to cheer for Yang Hai, except for Noah, the other teammates came to Naples, which can actually be regarded as an offline party.

For Noah not coming to the party again, Yang Hai felt a little strange. The people of the second group have been together for too long, not only in the game, but also in reality, for example, the sky is a big singer with a quarter of black blood, a quarter of Mexican blood, a quarter of Jewish blood and a quarter of Filipino blood, Yuri? Gunther; For example, the demon with iron teeth and copper teeth, saliva is a gold medal lawyer, won many foreign trade lawsuits for the United Kingdom in international courts, Panda is an otaku, it has been a few years since she graduated from college, and she is still at home, her job is to design advertisements, and she can complete it at home, which makes her more homely; Zhen Yuan is a scientist This matter has only recently been known to everyone, everyone used to think that this little kid was still in middle school, but in fact, Zhen Yuan just got his seventh doctorate some time ago; Milk Tea is the owner of a well-known beauty shop in the UK; Needless to say, the king and the captain are on the celebrity list; According to rumors, in fact, the devil said that he changed many professions, such as priests, bartenders, pianists, band conductors, architects, ice hockey players, football players, rugby players, sprinters, models, cowherds, etc.

Yang Hai remembered that day when they talked about the matter of 30, he couldn't help but laugh.

Three-Zero now plays for the Pittsburgh professional ice hockey team, playing as a forward, there are no hockey people in the second team, Yang Hai likes football, most of the others like football, the sky likes baseball, and even the only American, the panda, only watches basketball games, you must know that ice hockey is the most popular sport in the United States.

So not many people are curious about Triple Zero's career, and sometimes everyone will take the time to go to Pittsburgh to cheer him on, that's all.

But when Yang Hai asked about this matter that day, the demon revealed the old bottom of Sanzero.

"Don't look at this guy as serious," the demon said, pointing at Triple Zero, "He's been Gigolo, and he's made movies." ”

The more innocent panda didn't know what Gigolo meant, so he asked.

Everyone looked strange.

Thirty, who should have been embarrassed, didn't care at all, he thought about it, smiled like an evil strange uncle, and said in a hoarse, gentle and magnetic voice: "Gigolo, that is, I am in charge of pleasing women and they pay me. ”

THE PANDA'S FACE TURNED RED ALL OF A SUDDEN, AND IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING WHAT KIND OF MOVIE GIGOLO WILL MAKE.

Zhen Yuan was originally immersed in eating, but when he heard this, he suddenly raised his head and said in confusion: "There is still this kind of profession?" Why didn't my career counselor tell me about it? ”

The audience was silent.

The demon cautiously asked, "Zhen Yuan, do you know what pleasing is?" ”。

Zhen Yuan thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, H**ING-SEX?" ”

"Yes," said the king with a smile, "envy, huh?" Quite a few words"

"But I still don't understand," Zhen Yuan said confusedly, "My colleagues always try to 'please' women, but they pay every time. ”

"This is the elite of the Federal Academy of Sciences, the future of humanity...... Humanity and the Federation are hopeless. Panda grinned and complained.

"Normal, panda, what can you expect from those scientists, this group of people doesn't understand women's minds at all, and they usually have atrophied muscles, shriveled bodies, and short limbs. Hehe, don't talk about them. ”

"You don't look like you're short of money, are you? A lot of words: "Milk tea looks up and down at three zeros." "Why do you want to be a dancer?"

"It was a time when we were modeling, you know, we couldn't help but find something to do for ourselves." San0 honestly touched his big bald head, and said with a smile: "For example, politicians always work part-time as murderers, or doctors always work part-time as bandits, and policemen always work part-time as hooligans or something, which makes me can't help but catch up with the fashion and find myself a part-time job." You see, models and dancers, this is the perfect part-time job. ”…,

Three-zero's tone is not angry, and Three-Zero himself is always like this, he is unhurried in doing anything, and he looks very leisurely, but this rhetoric is indeed mean enough.

"If I hadn't heard it with my own ears, I would have thought it was a demon." The captain smiled: "Why did you quit again?" ”

"Well...... I'm guilty. Sanzero shrugged his shoulders, leaned lazily on the sofa, squinted his eyes and said: "Walking through countless T-shaped catwalks, looking at those hungry eyes, countless hands with bright nail polish reached into my pants during the PARTY, stuffed one after another with fragrant notes, some are beautiful, some are ugly, some are fat like elephants, some are hot, some are knowledgeable, some are vulgar, most of them are married women, and some are young girls who indulge themselves, all women, different skin colors, Different faces, different backgrounds, different statuses, the same shallowness, selfishness, narrow-mindedness, and lack of gratitude and respect. I slept with them, and their husbands slept with other women, and then the next day the husband and wife met each other as if they were guests, or they quarreled and then respected each other in front of outsiders. They are all a group of weak and poor worms, longing for the attention and respect of others, but they do not know how to give equal love; They denigrate authority, mock God, despise the poor, and laugh at disasters. The more selfish and empty they are, the more shallow and lonely they are, and at the end of the day, they turn all their distorted and deformed thoughts into fire, longing for a big guy man to give them what they want. To these women

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