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The room was a mess, stinky socks were thrown all over the floor, a few pairs of slippers were scattered on the floor, the bedding on the bed was nested, and the black pillows were placed at the end of the bed.

There was a square table next to the bed, with a desktop computer, some snack bags, some potato chip scraps, an ashtray full of cigarette butts, a box of deflated cigarettes, and a lighter with the words "A certain entertainment place" printed on it.

"Dog Li Bai! Let you rob the labor heroes! Hey! ”

A thin monkey-like man with a gold chain around his neck, a cigarette in his mouth, and a middle-parted head sat at a table with his legs crossed, with a sinister smile on his face.

"Grass! Why didn't this dog Li Bai move? ”

The man is Jing Ke, whose ID in the game is "Society You Tie Brother", he is now following Wu Xiaolang's Li Bai, seeing that Li Bai is not moving, he thinks that Li Bai should also be ready to type and spray him, thinking of this, the man smiled gloomily, his eyes were full of excitement.

Wiping the sweat on his hands with the flower shirt on his body, the man was ready to rely on his typing hand for many years to spray people to preemptively, and he liked to spray people the most.

"Grass! This garbage Samsung! ”

After clicking on the typing interface, the phone popped up the keyboard for a while, and the man couldn't help but curse secretly.

"Or Xiaomi, okay?"

"That's right...... Hey? ”

The man had just nodded in agreement, when suddenly he looked around with a look of surprise on his face.

"Who? Who's talking? ”

"It's me! Li bai! ”

Wu Xiaolang didn't bother to delay time, his divine sense had now invaded the man's head from the game, first scaring the man, and then he was about to start rectifying the man!

“MD！ What Li Bai? Who the hell is it? Come out? ”

The man was in a hurry, so he wanted to get up and search, but as soon as he lifted his buttocks, he was suddenly horrified to find that his limbs were not under his control except for his consciousness, and he was forced to sit on a chair.

This is Wu Xiaolang's intention, after his divine consciousness invades other people's brains, he can directly replace other people's consciousness for a short time, and of course he can only control other people's actions.

"Holy! Who the hell is .........?"

The man's face was pale, obviously frightened, and he thought he had seen a ghost.

"SB Troll!"

Wu Xiaolang had already seen the messy and dirty situation in the room with the help of the man's eyes, and he couldn't help but despise this kind of troll even more, and it didn't matter if it was messy, his room was still as dirty as a pig's nest...... Sure enough, the quality of trolls is very low, and it is the same in life in the game.

"Mom! Who are you? ”

Wu Xiaolang's voice came directly in the man's mind, and the man was already scared to pee his pants in this situation now, and when he heard someone scolding him, he suddenly shouted his mother in fright.

Syllable!

Wu Xiaolang ignored him, directly controlled the man's hand and slapped him hard!

"Ah......h

This slap was not light, the man was already sharp-mouthed, and he directly screamed.

“sb！ Do you dare to send someone to scold next time? ”

Thinking of Jing Ke's wanton insults to himself and all kinds of snatching red and blue to give away people's heads in the game just now, Wu Xiaolang was angry, and directly controlled the man's hands to slap him on the left and right on the right.

"I ...... Ouch Mom! ”

Syllable!

Syllable!

Syllable!

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didn't give the man a chance to speak at all, and slapped him one after another, if an outsider saw this scene at this time, it would be very strange, what happened to this man?

Why did you slap yourself yourself, so hard, so decisive, so ruthless...... Do you have a grudge against yourself?

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After a while, both sides of the man's face were red and swollen by himself, the sharp-beaked monkey's gills also turned into a pig's head, and Wu Xiaolang's anger disappeared by half.

"Hmm... Eldest brother! I can't... Don't dare to send... Head... I'm a squirt, please let me go! ”

The man grinned in pain and had tears in his eyes, but finally the slap finally stopped, and he didn't care about how such a strange thing happened, but begged for mercy for the first time.

"Daddy! You're my own father! Please spare me! ”

The man looked like a ruffian who was sloppy, and he should usually be the kind of arrogant and domineering person, but he was so unscrupulous, which made Wu Xiaolang can't help but dislike him a little more.

"Also, how can you expect this kind of person to have the integrity of a scholar......"

Wu Xiaolang was embarrassed in his heart, but he didn't mean to bypass him, he was only half angry, just now the man's Jing Ke insulted and destroyed in the game for more than ten minutes, Wu Xiaolang has been tolerating and he has the slightest restraint?

"Trash! Who are the dogs? ”

Wu Xiaolang asked and slapped him hard.

"Ouch! Big brother, don't fight, it hurts! I'm a dog, I'm a dog! I'm a dog thing! ”

Syllable!

"Who's SB?"

"Woo... I'm SB......"

Syllable!

"What should I do next time I spray people and send people's heads?"

"Woo...... The next time I spray someone and send someone's head, I'll let me thunder and split...... Don't fight......"

"Remember your words, I can come to you at any time!"

Wu Xiaolang threatened the man, now he feels that his ability is almost at the limit, time is running out, although his anger is almost gone, but he feels that the man is too cowardly, such a submissive person just slapping him in the face should not be enough for him to remember this lesson deeply.

"That's right!"

Wu Xiaolang had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought of what happened on the high-speed train when he went to Huangshan last time.

"You have ten seconds to find two sticks of mustard, or you'll die!"

After speaking, Wu Xiaolang released the control of the man's body, the man was now in a state of extreme panic, and Wu Xiaolang knew that he would never dare to go against his will.

"Good, good!"

The man did not pause, and as soon as he resumed his actions, he immediately ran out of the room and ran to the kitchen, and after searching wildly, he finally found two sticks of mustard in the tenth second.

"Big brother, what are you going to do......"

Before the man finished speaking, he suddenly found that his body was out of control again.

"Hey, hey!"

Wu Xiaolang laughed sinisterly, then controlled the man to unscrew the two mustards, and made him raise his head and open his mouth wide.........

"I'm squeezing!"

In the next second, the man aimed the two mustard mouths at his open mouth, and then decisively and resolutely squeezed the mustard paste.

Suddenly, two green mustard creams shot into the trollman's mouth like some indescribable scene.

"Enjoy!"

Wu Xiaolang used the last bit of divine sense to control the man to close his mouth and chew the mustard in his mouth a few times, and then used his tongue to stir it in the mustard before withdrawing his divine sense.

"Ahem!!!!"

"Ah!!!!h

Before the divine sense left, Wu Xiaolang could vaguely hear the man's violent choking and heart-rending shouts.

"Let you squirt again!"

In the next second, Wu Xiaolang returned to the game, and it was still Li Bai.

"Hey, hey, back? How do you cure that troll? The dragon soul asked with a sinister smile.

Wu Xiaolang said lightly: "Know it with reason, move it with affection and touch him with love!" By the way, I invited him to eat two taels of mustard ointment......"

"Tsk! Two taels is a lot, enough for him to remember for a lifetime. Yes, I have my demeanor! ”

The dragon soul hovering over Wu Xiaolang's shoulder looked at Wu Xiaolang with satisfaction, he didn't see the wrong person, Wu Xiaolang was pure-hearted, and he didn't have that kind of violent aura on his body.

If you change to a narrow-minded and violent person, I am afraid that the troll will be crippled if he doesn't die, after all, it is too easy and too safe to use his divine sense to control ordinary people and then kill them.

Especially the troll just now insulted Wu Xiaolang for more than ten minutes, and he almost didn't stop.........

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At this time, the game showed that Jing Ke had hung up, and the other three teammates breathed a sigh of relief.

"This troll, finally gone!"

"Yes! Let's report this SB later! ”

"It's good that SB trolls are gone, we can win! Everyone, fight well! ”

But when everyone thought of Li Bai standing still for a minute just now, they suddenly became uneasy again, Li Bai was the main force, if Li Bai also hung up, then they would not be able to win.

"What did Brother Li Bai do? Is it still there? ”

Diao Chan asked cautiously.

"Oh, I'm here. Just went to feed a dog a little mustard......"

"Poof~ Your dog is so strange, he actually eats mustard......"

After experiencing the torture of trolls and head dogs together, everyone felt a lot more familiar and laughed.

"yes, this dog is a cheap ......"

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After Jing Ke hung up, with the efforts of Wu Xiaolang and them, they finally turned the tables against the wind and won the game, and after the game, the four teammates praised each other, and each added friends.

Even the opponents on the opposite side gave Wu Xiaolang a thumbs up, Jing Ke kept insulting Wu Xiaolang in public, and the opponents also knew how difficult it was for Wu Xiaolang to win.

It also shows that even if Trolls and Heads take the initiative to give their opponents heads in the game, they will not get any favor from their opponents, let alone thanks or respect.

Trolls, heads and dogs, everyone gets it!

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After playing a game, Wu Xiaolang quit the game, and this game was too tiring and worrying.

Drip, drip!

At this time, QQ rang, and Wu Xiaolang saw that he was fat.

"Xiao Yu! BIG NEWS!! ”

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