Chapter 361: Do You Think I'm a Male or a Female?
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"These referees have been bribed, right? Also, when our IQ was separated, were we all divided by you? Why do you always calculate me, draft uncle! Ji Guo covered his face after landing on the ground, and couldn't help but scold in his heart. If it goes on like this, his MVP is going to run away again, and the names of Russell and Kobe Bryant quickly floated in front of his eyes, these are all tragedies, will there be a Ji Guoshame in the future?
The U.S. team wanted to fight back in a desperate situation, but there was no suspense in the end, and they wanted to recover 12 points in a minute and a half, except for the "Maddie moment"!
The "Maddie Moment" only comes out once in decades, how can it be so easy to reproduce?
Ji Guoqiu has 32 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists and 6 blocks before he makes free throws, and Ji Guoqiu has 20 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists and 5 blocks. A fake panda will add a penalty hit. The score will increase to 33 points. Even if there is an MVP. That will also be farther and farther away from Ji Guosha.
After the game restarted, Dream Eight began a desperate three-point tactic, the gorilla launched stealth skills at this time, Kobe, Wade, and Anthony lost a three-point shot to the basket, and only hit two of the three shots combined, obviously the last fight failed!
When the final whistle blew, the U.S. team was still six points behind Canada.
The final score was 108:102, and the U.S. team was killed alive by the Pandas' three-point shot in the final quarter. After the game, even Canadian fans felt a little like a dream, Ji Guoqiu hit 4 three-pointers in a single quarter in the last quarter, and it is not an exaggeration to say that his appearance is called against the sky, is this still the panda brother who can't shoot three points, are they wearing the wrong jersey?
Ji Guoqiu scored 36 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists and 6 blocks, Ji Guoqiu had 20 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists and 5 blocks, and Nash had 19 points and 6 assists.
Fake Panda hit another three-pointer in the last minute, allowing the U.S. team to finally pounce on the street.
As soon as the game was over, the whole Canadian team rushed onto the pitch with shouts, but the two brothers were in the same step. The two went straight to the bench, and then thundered the bell and jingle to prevent you from negotiating. Quickly picked up the "dynamic music" drink sponsored by Coca-Cola and sprayed it at his teammates and coaches.
Of course, the excited Canadian players fought back, and then the two brothers got wet, only to see the two sluts quickly take off their jerseys and turn around the crowd twice, and the little fox wanted to run to the bench of the American team at this moment, and asked the gorilla: "Do you think I am a man or a woman?" ”
After the game, the U.S. team immediately surrounded several referees on duty and continued to protest loudly to the referees, because they had already received a positive answer from James, the twin brothers were 100% deliberately wearing the wrong jerseys to frame them, and they lost to the opponent's despicable and shameless methods!
But at this time, the two brothers came to a "wet body meter", which completely ruined the evidence, and now that the jerseys have been taken off, how can it be proved that the two exchanged jerseys?
Ji Guozhi also thought that the anger value of the American team was not enough, and he really found LeBron. James then handed over his jersey with a smile on his face.
The gorilla was dumbfounded, and although he was full of displeasure, he subconsciously exchanged jerseys.
"Haha, there's no evidence at all now!" Ji Guoyi saw James take the jersey, quickly lowered his head and whispered.
James was stunned for a moment, and then saw that what he was holding in his hand was Ji Guoyi's No. 9, and the two brothers had just changed their jerseys back?
Ji Guoqiu also exchanged jerseys with Howard on the other side at this moment, and this time there is really no proof of death.
The coaching staff of the U.S. team is protesting to the referees, and they are prepared to appeal to the Olympic Committee if they can't, and in short, they must ask for an explanation.
During the protest, the old K coach turned his head to see that the two brothers didn't know when, they shamelessly took off their jerseys and completed the exchange with their players?
"Poof!" Many members of the coaching staff of the American team almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood!
Well, there is no evidence of guilt at all now, these two people are no longer in their clothes, and they can say whatever they want afterwards.
Ji Guoqiu has come to the sidelines to be interviewed by reporters after exchanging jerseys, the shirtless giant panda was full of joy, smiled and said to reporters: "I am very excited now, this is the result of all our efforts, we have been working hard for this, and finally achieved the goal here, I can't believe we did it, I really didn't expect that we could beat the American team, it's incredible." ”
Ji Guoyi was also interviewed by the media on the field, he still has a consistent arrogant attitude, and a domestic reporter asked him: "Before the game, you didn't expect us to have a chance to win, right?" Ji Guoyi immediately asked him: "Why not?" The little fox faced the reporter and said: "I have long said that nothing is impossible in this world!" There is an old Chinese saying that if you are willing to cut off your body, you dare to pull the emperor off the horse, and we did just that, and we did it. ”
Chinese journalist Xin said that you TM is not an orphan, where did you hear this sentence?
The American journalist shouted to him: "Fox, what size jersey are you wearing today?" ”
Ji Guoyi looked at the American reporter, and then smiled: "I gave the jersey to James, you go and ask him yourself." ”
The American reporter secretly scolded this cunning guy in his heart, and many people couldn't help it, so they simply asked him directly: "Are you and panda wearing the wrong jersey?" ”
Ji Guo shamefully said that you will beat around the bush again. Lao Tzu is not fooled. continued to pretend to be stupid and said: "How can the jersey be worn wrong." It was all checked before the game and it was impossible to wear the wrong jersey. Ji Guoyi's expression was like saying at the moment: "This kind of idiot question can be asked, aren't you sick?" ”
The American reporter scolded in his heart, you two have the same hairstyle today, the devil knows who is who of you, how to check it?
The Chinese reporter and the Canadian reporter laughed in their hearts, and now the two teams have exchanged jerseys, and there is no proof of death. Even if it is seen, we just make it clear that you are yin, this is Beijing, and if you dare to talk more, you will close the door and let the dog go!
Ji Guoqiu is also being interrogated by American reporters at the moment, and these guys have all kinds of traps to ask the two brothers not to admit themselves.
Of course, the two of them don't think that their IQ is higher than that of others, so they don't answer any questions they feel that they are not sure to answer well, or they use formula responses to prevaricate, in short, they don't give reporters a chance to take advantage of language traps.
"Panda, when did you practice three points?"
"Panda, did you learn your back-to-back shooting from your brother?"
Some American journalists are very cunning. These questions seemed normal, but they were going to ask the younger brother as soon as they were done. When the time comes, if the confessions of the two people are inconsistent, hum, then there will be evidence.
However, these reporters never dreamed that people have telepathy, this trap is completely ineffective, and in the end, many American reporters feel strange, their questions are strange, many of them are improvised, and they can't collude in advance, but the two of them replied similarly, did the two brothers really not wear the wrong jersey, they actually have persecution paranoia?
Of all the players, only the American players know what is going on, especially LeBron. James is most sure that the two sluts must have exchanged jerseys, Canada defeated them with this despicable and shameless trick, and the United States team was unconvinced!
But the winner of the game has been decided, and it is not that you are not convinced, but you can change the fact that Canada won the championship and won the gold medal.
Of course, the U.S. team can choose not to accept the silver medal, which they do, although they will be accused of not having the Olympic spirit, and they will be ridiculed for not being able to afford to lose.
In fact, many people have guessed the truth of the matter, but they have no evidence, and no one can do anything.
The Organising Committee announced the next day that from this Olympic Games onwards, twins will have to have different hairstyles in the same team in order to distinguish them. This indirectly proves that the conspiracy of the two of them has long been seen, but many people have different plans, and some senior leaders of the FIBA secretly help the twin brothers.
Their idea is simple, there is a hand of God in a football game, and a real or false twin in a basketball game, what a gimmick!
What the? The U.S. team was wronged? They deserve it, whoever tells them to form a bullshit dream team will pit them! As long as the two brothers don't expose the truth of the matter by themselves, this matter will always be a headless public case, and it will always be one of the unsolved cases in the sports world that will always be full of topics.
Of course, it is not impossible to embarrass the two brothers, but they have no evidence, the only evidence is the jerseys on the two of them, but they are now in the hands of James and Howard, especially James, it is said that after returning to the gorilla, the gorilla will be burned and the body will be completely destroyed.
The two brothers sighed that the gorilla was really a good person and helped people so thoroughly.
Many American fans later scolded James for being a spy and an infernal affair!
Ji Guoqiu scored a game-high 36 points in this game, and also got 12 rebounds, 6 assists and 6 steals, and was definitely the biggest contributor to the Canadian team's victory.
When the Canadian players celebrated, Master Reason said: "The Olympic Games originally only had honors such as scoring champions and assist champions, but the 04 Athens Olympics added MVP awards for the first time, and many fans didn't know that this Beijing Olympics also retained this honor." Of course, unlike the NBA's MVP awarding trophies, the MVP of the Olympics is just a title and does not have a specific trophy. Master Reason first announced the fact that there is an MVP trophy, and then continued: "Among the Canadian Big Three, Nash's number is not as good-looking as the two brothers, and he should not have a chance with MVP. Among the remaining two brothers, Ji Guoqiu averaged 16.9 points, 10.2 rebounds, 3.1 assists and 3.6 blocks per game in 8 games, and Ji Guoqiu averaged 23.5 points, 9.5 rebounds, 2.2 assists and 3.5 blocks per game. ”
Yao Ming smiled: "I don't think it's easy to say, my brother's score is far inferior to my brother's." There was also no gap between rebounds and blocks. The number of assists is only three per game because of Nash. It stands to reason that his younger brother Ji Guoyan should get the MVP. But in view of the excellent performance of Brother Panda in the last game, Ji Guo was especially ashamed...... No, it should be Ji Guoqiu, who hit four three-pointers in the last quarter to help Canada defeat the United States, which added a lot of points to him. ”
Master Reasonable laughed and continued to analyze: "Ji Guoqiu's key three points directly pushed the American team into hell, but Ji Guoqiu's full-court running and active assists also made a great contribution. Nash though as he gets older. The athleticism is not as good as in previous years, but it has also achieved the ultimate in the tandem of the whole team, and there is also a steady contribution in scoring. The Canadian Big Three deserved it, the USA and every Canadian player played well, it was a great game, and only great opponents can have such a great game. The two brothers are now NBA champions + Olympic champions, and it's hard to match the new generation of players, and I feel like we're witnessing the rapid growth of two new basketball gods. ”
Yao Ming couldn't help but burst into tears when he heard this, and said in his heart You hold the two brothers so high, have you considered that I am still sitting here? And also. Ji Guoyi's ticket was still given by me, and his girlfriend is not Taylor. Swift? Why is it that sitting there today is a female star who plays Harry Potter. The private life of the dead fox is too erosive! It's unbearable!
Emma. Watson sat in the front row, standing up and cheering like the rest of the fans at the moment, while waiting to see the awards ceremony later.
Both the Canadian and American teams have returned to the locker room to change their clothes and will come out later to present the awards, with some fans already leaving the stadium but more than half of the fans choosing to watch the awards ceremonies of both teams before leaving.
At this moment, many media are asking, how will the MVP of the Olympic Games be awarded, and who will select it?
Later, it was found that only Athens had set up an MVP in the history of the Olympic Games, and it was selected by its own country, so there was no basis at all.
Then it is obvious that the MVP of the Beijing Olympics must be selected by Chinese, which has nothing to do with the FIBA and is not a heavy award.
Journalists from the United States are more concerned about gold medals, and in their eyes, the so-called "Grand Slam" is to win the NBA championship and the Olympic championship in the same year, and win the MVP of the regular season and the finals at the same time.
Because it was their first season, the two brothers naturally did not win the regular season MVP, but they had the best rookie award and the finals MVP, and it can be said that the two brothers have equaled the miracle of Jordan in the past. Joe also won a championship at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, Jordan became the MVP of the regular season and finals that year, led the Bulls to a second championship, and led Mengyi to a successful championship.
If you consider that the two brothers only had their first year of their careers last season, the best rookie is equivalent to the regular season MVP for both of them, and their career start can be regarded as one of the most perverted in NBA history, which can be called unprecedented greatness!
Ten minutes later, the U.S. team reluctantly came out, all of them took the silver medal with a look of disgust, and then quickly stood to the sidelines, all with a stinky face to deal with the media.
The Canadian team finally presented the award, when the players put on long-sleeved jerseys and stood on the podium, countless shutter button sounds sounded on the scene, the two brothers stood in the middle, but they did not wear the Canadian flag like Nash, Ji Guoqiu wanted to put on the Chinese flag before, but this was too bad for Canada, and finally canceled this plan under the persuasion of the little fox.
However, at the final award ceremony, even Ji Guosha did not put on the Canadian flag to celebrate. In fact, even if they do, no one can call them traitors, after all, in the eyes of others, they are orphans who grew up in Canada, and they should have no relationship with China.
But the two of them knew in their hearts that their bodies were orphans, but their souls were 100% Chinese, and they really had no feelings for Canada.
Master Reasonable sighed at the moment, seeing that the two Chinese geniuses could not play for the Chinese team, his regret was indescribable.
"We would like to congratulate Brother Panda and Brother Fox, when they led Canada to this Olympic gold medal, these two little guys under the age of 20 are almost complete the Grand Slam of their careers, they have already won the Rookie Challenge MVP + All-Star Game MVP + Best Rookie + Finals MVP + Olympic gold medal, and even the Olympic men's basketball MVP. There was only one player who did this before the two brothers, and that was Michael. Jordan, at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, Jordan also won the regular season MVP, led the Bulls to win the championship and won the finals MVP, and then swept Barcelona with the dream team and climbed to the top podium of the Olympic Games. Now, 16 years later, there are players who have done this, and they are two Chinese. Before the start of this Olympic Games, many people were arguing about which team was better, Mengba and Mengyi, and it was difficult to reach an agreement with different opinions, but now there is no need to fight, the Mengba team lost the final and only won the silver medal! (To be continued......) R1292