Chapter 506: Cucumber
This inexplicably torturous family method lasted for three days, during which the three daughters of Phoenix, Cagalli, and Barbara brutally destroyed me, and I will not go into the details, in short, after three days, I was scarred and haggard and climbed from the washboard to my bed, and then fell asleep." (VIII)(1) 』 Chinese Net*.┡81.
When I woke up, I was also awakened by the burning pain in my back, and when I opened my eyes, Phoenix was sitting on the edge of the bed to give me medicine from the wound caused by the small leather whip and scratching.
Barbara bared her teeth at me, claws scratching at me menacingly.
Cagalli said with a serious face: "Do you know it's wrong?" ”
I said weakly, "Know...... Wrong. ”
"Humph!" She snorted lightly and said, "Next time, if you dare to find a woman behind our backs, the family law will be a week!" ”
I nodded in confusion, but I was at a loss in my heart: Yura and I are a strategic partnership, why will it become me looking for a woman behind their backs?
It's another day to farm monsters again, and during this time, I spent a whole day completely adjusting my body's condition.
In fact, the wounds caused to me by the three women were already healed at that time, but the scab never came off, so they gave them a false impression that they had never healed, and in order to promote healing, they prepared a potion that would hurt to wipe it, but it worked very well, and abandoned the painless way of Taylor and others to treat me.
It is said that this is another form of punishment.
All this was secretly told to me by Taylor after dinner the next day.
I am deeply ashamed of this.
For a period of time after that, it was as plain as drinking boiled water, except for brushing the demonized bats on the thirteenth layer, there was basically nothing new to live.
Shan Yong seems to have disappeared, but from time to time there are still rumors in the streets that a small guild has been slaughtered, or how conscientious and pragmatic the new captain is.
When I hear this, for some reason, I always think of the loyal dog Charles under the second young master.
Since the last time he was scared in public, he didn't seem to appear in front of me again, and the whole world was steaming and disappeared.
However, Harold told me that for this kind of guy, you must always be on guard and not let up in the slightest.
Harold often met with my team during this time, and Yura also frequently collided with the three girls in verbal and eye conflicts.
I've always known that she was very good at cynicism, but this is the first time I've seen her even with the three girls, which is really not to be underestimated.
Harold was very distressed during this time, the monster farming upgrade was slow, and there were still a lot of in the city, so he was about to collapse.
I asked him what the main was in town.
Harold told me in distress that even if a small guild would be slaughtered every once in a while, the murderer would not be able to find who it was, and it would be difficult to find even a clue.
The most frustrating thing for him is that even if he strengthens patrols, it still does not help.
Looking at his crazy appearance, I feel a little sorry for him, but it's not good to tell him that all this is actually done by the captain under you, and I'm afraid that he will collapse directly after hearing it.
Simply, it is better to be a melon-eating crowd who do not know the truth.
So, I took a cucumber out of the bag and took a hard bite.
"Ahh Belle on the side suddenly called out.
I:?
She pointed to the cucumber in my hand and stammered, "That's, that's my ......"
Looking at her expression and movements, I suddenly had a sense of foreboding, woman...... and cucumbers...... What is hidden in between, oh no, what a complicated relationship it should be?
At this moment, countless crazy conjectures flew through my mind, and the cucumber in my mouth seemed to have changed its taste.
Suddenly, Belle sighed, a little lost and said, "Oh, Xiao Yi will eat it, that was originally the ...... I was going to use"
Burst!
I spit out half of the cucumber in my mouth, and asked Belle with a confused face: "I, I said, you, how are you going to use this cucumber?" ”
Belle looked at me, blinked, and said, "Of course I ate it, I heard that eating cucumber can whiten my skin, so I only brought this one." ”
call
I was relieved, and I felt like I was floating.
It's okay, it's just for eating......
If you count the cucumber incident, this may be the only bright spot with twists and turns in this period of time.
Oh, by the way, there is another one, I don't know if it can also be boiled down to the highlight, and that is that I successfully promoted to level 8 adventurer.
After Harold learned that I had been promoted to an eighth-level adventurer, his whole expression was as if he had been constipated for half a month, in his words, I must have been upgraded in an airship built by the goblin clan!
In fact, it is normal for Harold to have this expression, he had said before that it took him more than a year to be promoted from level 7 adventurer to level 8.
Come to think of it, there is another person who has not seen the masked female elf who likes to sit on the wall of my house during this time.
Since she was excluded from the plan by the second young master, she has rarely seen her take action again, and occasionally she can look at the night sky with her, but for a while, I haven't even seen her shadow, and I don't know if something is going on, or if she is busy.
It is now the Mid-Autumn Festival, close to late autumn, and the weather is getting colder and colder day by day.
It's okay today, Cagalli suggests that the whole crew take a day off and go to the street to buy clothes for the winter.
It is never understandable for women to go shopping, they will always maintain their vigorous energy and physical strength, but they can't lift the bag for clothes.
This is my heartfelt complaint that I have carried more than 20 bags in a row.
The other male compatriots also carried a few bags, but they didn't add up to as much as mine.
Oh, sorry, I counted one less Zach.
At this time, Zach was also full of bags all over his arms.
Don't look at Florence is usually a good woman who is thrifty and thrifty, but when it comes to buying clothes, she can definitely top twice as many three daughters.
Moreover, the bags for clothes are still accumulating.
Throughout the day, the army had already visited most of Ari City, and the women were still in high spirits, chirping like magpies, and I only felt as if my legs were filled with lead, and I felt very heavy when I tried to move a step.
The same is true of Zach on the side, and we look at each other helplessly and smile bitterly.
At night, everyone's stomachs were rumbling with hunger, and Cagalli said regretfully, "It's a pity that I can't go shopping again today." ”
I was so moved that I almost knelt on the ground to thank the God of Creation, but unexpectedly, Cagalli's next sentence threw me directly into hell: "Preparing winter clothes is a big thing, so I decided to take another day off tomorrow!" ”
Burst!
I almost spurted a mouthful of old blood, and my whole body was petrified.
Turning his head, Zach had been petrified for a long time.