Today is a day off, and I am already very tired.

What do you want to say...

A lump of paste.

Nothing updated I'm sorry.

Let me tell you about my own experience when I was a child.

That summer, not only did we catch the cicadas, but we were still three landlubbers.

When I was a child in the summer vacation, my family hated us bears, and the Yangtze River had not yet risen to the water, so I was thrown into the countryside every summer vacation.

In the days when there was only one Little Overlord and no one was allowed to play, even the poor countryside could not stop us from looking for simple pleasures.

Daily is like this, get up early in the morning to buy oil cakes, after eating the three brothers set off, walk along the Yangtze River, this side is the Three Gorges, the Yangtze River is not allowed to go, then you can only go to the tributary ravine, I still remember that place, the two sides are mountains, a small river in the middle leads to the Yangtze River, the name is forgotten, but a stone bridge remembers very clearly, called the leopard bridge, more than three meters from the river surface looks close to one floor, the deepest underwater is more than one meter, that will stand up to my neck, to the bridge, not to say a word to jump down, the ditch can be a dog planing to swim around to play for a dayOn all sides of the riverbank, there are bluestone slabs that are very light by water, and there are natural slides everywhere, or the kind that comes with their own water washing.

Climb the stone and slide down, never get tired of it, and when it is time to go back to my uncle's house for dinner, I will come back after eating, but the underwear wears out too quickly.

After a day of playing, there are holes in the back of the buttocks.

Then I moved rocks to find crabs, or blocked fish in the water, fished for dried shrimp or something, and every time I went back to eat these things.

It's just that leeches are a little annoying, but my brother and I have a lot of experience in dealing with them.

There are trees everywhere on the mountain, bayberry, peach, plum, strawberry or something, everywhere, and now I think that the cliff is planted by someone else, but I will pick it casually, and no one will say it.

None of this has much to do with what I'm going to say.

The background is like this, one day the sunset is sinking, my brother is going home, on the way, the rural family, some of them have coyote dogs, and they don't tie a chain or anything, we march in a column, my brother is a pioneer, my palace, the underwear is basically bad, but we have clothes.

However, my brother was small, and he was bare-assed, and his little brother was upright and open-minded.

When I passed by the door of another house, I was so dead that the dog that had been staying at the door jumped up and bit my brother's buttocks.

At that time, I was scared, and my soul flew out of the sky...

I just saw this scene.

I saw my brother screaming, he didn't run and was knocked down, my brother turned around, was stunned for a while before he reacted, flew up with a kick, didn't kick anything, and flew by himself.

That's his own brother, and I'm the cousin.

Before I could react, an old woman rushed out and yelled, jumping and jumping, and the dog reluctantly let go of my brother's ass.

My brother was crying.

The amazing thing is that when I went up with my brother to see it, there was no butt matter, and there was no red mark.

Then my brother and I reacted, grabbed my brother and ran, and when we came back to our senses, we made a threat to the poor brother and made a non-disclosure agreement.

The poor brother's young heart, which was full of shadows, had not yet been comforted by the brothers, and added new shadows.

I was afraid that this matter would be known by adults, and I blamed myself for not bringing my younger brother well, so that my ass bloomed and I treated my younger brother roughly.

With the threat of not taking him to the game hall to play games in the future, plus the brothers slapped the poor brother who had been crying on the head several times and stopped crying violently, the brothers talked and laughed happily and went home heartlessly.

This thing is rotting in my brother's belly.

The next day, as usual, I jumped off the bridge without saying a word, but the path back changed and walked around.

In the end, the younger brother of the protagonist of the incident, Jun, is really not me, don't think about it.

If it's me, it's running without saying a word, it's definitely not my brother's sluggish reaction, there's a reason for this, when I was cheap, there were monkeys on the street, on both sides of the Yangtze River, the mountains were full of monkeys, and when I went up to tease, my calf was scratched and smashed, and since then, the innocent and lovely image of the animals on TV has turned into a ferocious in my young heart, so that I came home from school once, elementary school, very late, and then school is not so happy for primary school students now, and it's basically black when I get home, I met with a dog in the alley, so I didn't die, I was cheap at the time, I threw a stone at him, and then the dog brother was angry and ran after me, I felt that it was the fastest run since I was born, my pants were bitten off, there was no, I went home safely, I was tired.

Fortunately, it was almost home, but it would be a schoolbag of dozens of pounds, so it can be concluded that the run was quite fast.

It's amazing to think about it now.

Inevitably, it was still the ass that bloomed, and my dad hit it.