Chapter 10 The Weak Chicken House and the Violent Female Leftover Saints
The rain kept falling. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, a traditional festival in China, Wu Yi is a little disgusted with zongzi, because when he was a child, he had the tragic experience of eating zongzi food poisoning, pinching his fingers, he has not touched zongzi for thirteen or four years, but he still likes the Dragon Boat Festival very much, and he has a holiday! However, now Wu Yida is in the "entrepreneurship" period, there is no talk of a holiday, and he should have gone home because of the failure to "start a business".
For the big holiday, Wu Yi, who was originally going to treat himself, looked at the heavy rain outside the window and reluctantly gave up, this girl has a bad problem, as long as it rains, he doesn't want to move, as long as he doesn't starve to death, he won't go out on a rainy day.
"Forget it, let's eat the standing set meal."
As a member of the large group of otaku, I have to mention the must-have package for otaku - instant noodles, I believe that no otaku will object to this, of course, if you eat too much instant noodles, otaku will become a little weak, if you have nothing to watch the island country's literary films, then the weak chicken will be even stronger.
Compared with what is spicy and braised red, Wu Yi said that I still like Laotan, cough cough, advertise. When I opened the refrigerator, there were only two sausages and an egg left.
"Forget the eggs, it's too troublesome, so I soaked the two ham sausages together."
Being an otaku is a tragedy, and being a delicious otaku is even more tragic, Wu Yi can cook, but he feels troublesome and rarely does it.
"Open the door! There's mold in the house! ”
Just as Wu Yi was preparing his feast and thinking about his plan to "start a business", suddenly, there was a violent soprano and an impatient knock on the door outside the house.
Cheap rental housing is like this, soundproofing is a big problem.
Wu Yi suddenly looked bitter, he didn't have an enviable beautiful sister, nor did he have a beautiful girlfriend who could make a rich and handsome dig his feet, and he was just a legendary childhood sweetheart.
"Why are you here?"
Wu Yi opened the door and looked at Zhao Xueyin who was standing at the door a little speechlessly, a very soft name, but a ...... Wu Yi sighed.
"I'll see if you're dead in the house!" Zhao Xueyin slipped past Wu Yi and into the room in one step.
"How many times do you want me to say it, don't you tell you not to wear high heels when you come to me!" Wu Yi followed behind and closed the door and said angrily, Otaku Yi is still somewhat machismo, and he can YY beautiful women with tall figures, but he still can't stand standing side by side with him.
It is said that there is no pure friendship between men and women of the same age, but the two childhood sweethearts have no other ideas about each other, Zhao Xueyin is not ugly, and her net height of 170 cm makes her look extraordinarily tall, not to mention amazing, but it is definitely above the looks. Although Wu Yi is two or three centimeters shorter than Zhao Xueyin, he is also handsome, but he is ruthless and a little thin.
The two have been playmates since childhood, and now both of them are 27 years old, and they have not yet found their other half, in the eyes of the parents of both sides, they have been a "determined" pair since the two of them started college, but neither of them has this meaning, probably as the legend says, too familiar, oh no, it should be familiar, the two can't wipe the passion of love together, the two are more like a couple who have been married for more than ten years, and everything is calm.
In the past two years, the two of them have been forced to be tight by their families, all kinds of blind dates, especially Zhao Xueyin, a 27-year-old woman and a 27-year-old man are definitely not the same concept, a 27-year-old single woman can be regarded as stepping into the ranks of the golden leftover fighters, Zhao Xueyin is still a golden leftover fighter with a hot personality.
"You think I want to! Isn't it for the sake of cooperating with a few business companies in the city, and you eat instant noodles again? I'm not afraid of death! ”
"It's raining, don't want to go out!"
"Humph! I asked you to do it with me before, and you're afraid of being embarrassed. Zhao Xueyin opened a beauty game studio with several of her former female classmates, and it is said that now the staff has successfully broken through the double digits, and the youngest is only eighteen. In Wu Yi's eyes, it was not a studio, at most it was a workshop, but he didn't even have a workshop now.
"What am I going to do with a bunch of women in your area?" Wu Yi's voice unconsciously lowered, Zhao Xueyin had been complaining about this before, saying that she would become a female game house because she was cheated by him when she was a child. In this regard...... Wu Yi felt that he was just a little pit! A little pit! Ahem, the main thing is that this girl was like a boy when she was a child, and Wu Yi was rhythmic at that time, and over time......
"Your mother will call me if it's okay and let me introduce you to someone, I have a lot of good girls there, you have to feel suitable, and it is definitely much easier to have a sister to help you match."
"I don't know who you're there yet? The children who are about the same age as me are past the age of making soy sauce, or they are eighteen-year-old girls, and the generation gap has reached the Pacific Ocean. "This also has to say that the power of virtual games is now, and these mother-level women are also the main force among them.
"Don't just talk about me, I remember that some time ago, my aunt said that she had inquired about a lot of promising young people, and asked you to go back to see the Dragon Boat Festival, why didn't you go back?"
"Is there such a thing?" Zhao Xueyin looked around like I didn't know anything. "I said you were going to clean up your kennel if you were fine, and look, this is a mess."
"Don't change the topic, your shitty problem is like this every time, don't you know what your affairs have made your parents anxious about, not only your mother, but your father is about to go through menopause."
"I don't know what they're anxious about, like my sister can't get married."
"Don't be in a hurry, do you think a 27-year-old woman can compare with her brother!"
"Oh, I think we seem to have made a deal with each other, and if we can't find a suitable partner by the time we're thirty, we'll make do with it." Zhao Xueyin gave Wu Yi an extremely charming look.
"! You better hurry up and go back on a blind date! Wu Yi was speechless, he drank and made a mistake, and the most tragic thing was that the amount of alcohol he drank in this weak chicken house was not at all the opponent of the violent female leftover fighter opposite, he was drunk and confused, and he didn't know why it was like this.
"Don't go!" Zhao Xueyin made an extremely girlish grimace, but I have to admit that at the age of 27, she did not enter the ranks of women. "Instead of casually marrying a man who doesn't know anything about it, it's better to cheapen you for another two years."
"Cheap hair, I say! Thirty-year-old woman, tofu scum Okay, at that time, my brother was still a flower, if my brother can succeed in his career this time, he will be able to wrap two eighteen-year-old college girls when he is thirty years old. As for you, let's go on a blind date. ”
Zhao Xueyin unceremoniously glanced at Wu Yi, "Fart's career is successful!" In this way, you will be a gold coin worker at most, by the way, I heard that you have deleted your number and changed careers before, so it will be difficult for you to become a gold coin worker. ”
"Hehe, where do you understand the realm of my brother, my brother is now a glorious village chief of the Hongyu Empire, and in the near future, my brother will become a prince of the Hongyu Empire."
"Did you pay for God's decree?" Zhao Xueyin looked at Wu Yi with wide eyes, a little incredulous.
"Where did I get the money, it was sent by the mission."
"It's ****, but it shouldn't be long before you alone will bankrupt the territory." Zhao Xueyin didn't talk nonsense, there is really no one playing in the current player territory, she also talked to a few partners in the studio before, whether to get a territory, but after thinking about it for a long time, but it still feels too early, if the territory has been going to die, it has always been a pit money that drags its feet, and now most of the gold coins on the market are swept away by the trench lords and smashed the territory.
"Can you hope for something good?"
"Forget it, when I have time, my sister will go to your small broken village to inspect and inspect, where is the location?"
"Hulu Village under the Longxiang Mountains to the east of Wangmei Town in the southeast."
"Hulu Village! Haha, this name is a cow, your village won't produce gourd babies, right? ”
"Get out!"