[001] The Howling Dog and the Male God System
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The whole picture of three feet is too pale to describe in words.
Every house here is a field, and you can only get a glimpse of the tip of the iceberg if you enter it.
Even the earth snake who was messing around all day long didn't dare to pat his chest and say that he was the person who knew Sanchiming best, because it was too complicated here, and the folded space caused Sanchiming to have countless dimensions, and there were a lot of dimensional spaces hidden in these dimensions.
With the efforts of countless generations, Sanchiming has become the largest entertainment venue in the Forever Country.
There are all the entertainment that human beings can imagine, and the entertainment that human beings can't imagine.
A tourist once described Sanchiming as follows: "The bricks are all hidden secrets, everything here is like a dream, and when I came here, I realized that my thinking is so narrow." ”
There is entertainment that human beings can't imagine, there are colors that words can't describe, and here is three feet bright.
There is no daylight in Sanchiming, and Sanchiming is always lively and changing.
A magical hut has quietly opened in the midst of this change.
……
Syllable!
Zhang Sen threw the dart at the target, and Lina in his arms hooked her fingers, and the dart flew back into Zhang Sen's hand, and then Zhang Sen threw the dart at the target.
"Do you think we should advertise it a little bit, and after opening for a week, why don't we even have a single customer?" Zhang Sen lay on the sofa with Lina in his arms, threw the dart out casually, and continued.
Lina hooked her hand, and the dart flew back into Zhang Sen's hand, and then shook her head and said: "No, what we need is style, I have investigated the goods of the Eternal Country, and absolutely no one has ever sold the system, so we are a seller's market, we must let buyers beg us to sell, not us to beg buyers to buy, once advertised, it will fall into inferiority." ”
"But what if no guests come?" Zhang Sen said with a bitter face, and the next moment he vigorously threw the dart to the center of the target.
Now he was really bored, he was neither able to cultivate nor capable of experimenting, and he had lost his purpose in life all of a sudden, and he felt that he was about to become a salted fish.
"No, the flow of people in Sanchiming is so large, how can there be no guests to come to the door, we need to be patient!" Lina said with great certainty, and with a hook of her hand, the dart flew back into Zhang Sen's hand again.
At this time, Tie Huayan came over with a fruit similar to grapes, she put the fruit on the coffee table, and then sat on Zhang Sen and Lina's knees, and said, "The Mingxin fruit has been washed and can be eaten." ”
"Thank you, the best flower."
Lina suddenly said with a smile, and then hooked a Mingxin Fruit and flew into Zhang Sen's hand, and Zhang Sen subconsciously threw the Mingxin Fruit at the target.
Syllable!
There was a puddle of purple puree on top of the target.
……
"I want this day to never cover my eyes again, I want this land to be ...... again Can't bury my! ”
The whistling dog was drunk and staggered down the three-foot-bright street, it had just fallen out of love, and its favorite couldn't even look down on a teddy dog.
It roared for a while, and then it saw in a daze that the house next to it seemed to be a little different from what it remembered.
In its memory, this location should have been a six-story building, with a noble and delicate decoration that could shelter the walls of the palace.
But now the building from memory is gone, replaced by Iron Shan and a two-story cottage.
It looked up drunkenly, and there was a plaque on it that read: Magical Cabin.
Magical Cabin?
What does this mean, is it some new entertainment venue?
Because of curiosity, it took drunken steps and slowly approached Tie Yanshan, and when it approached, the iron door automatically opened, and it was stunned and continued to walk in.
As one of the three-foot snakes, it knows how safe it is, and as long as it doesn't break the law here, no one can hurt it.
As it approached the hut, the door opened automatically.
It poked its head in, and saw that the light in the room was gentle, and there was a feeling that calmed people's hearts.
The space in the house is not large, on the left hand side is a large sofa, on the big sofa there are two people sitting on one person, two women and a man stimulate its dog head, it has an idea of wanting to escape from here, but seeing the dazzling badges and all kinds of strange props in front of it, it stopped the idea of leaving.
"Excuse me, may I come in?" It asked weakly.
……
"Kobold?"
Zhang Sen and Lina looked out the door, but they didn't expect that the first guest in the opening of the hut turned out to be a kobold.
Although he knew that there were many races in the Eternal Country, and almost all intelligent beings had them, it was rare to see orcs in this place, because orcs preferred some violent entertainment, and Sanchiming did not allow violence.
"You are the kobold, listen up, Uncle Ben is a descendant of the noble Howling Dog, the famous Howling Dog!" The whistling dog immediately crossed his hands on his hips and raised his head and chested as he spoke.
However, as soon as it finished speaking, it felt dizzy and couldn't help but stand by the door, but even so, it didn't forget to shake the dog's head coquettishly, and shook the long hair like a female model in a shampoo commercial.
This picture is so beautiful, Zhang Sen and Lina both have a feeling that they want to be blind.
"By the way, what are you selling here?" The whistling dog asked, feeling good about himself.
Zhang Sen smiled: "Although it is a little different from the first guest I expected, but ...... Do you need a system? ”
"System? Are you talking about the kind of system that can help the protagonist Ritian? The whistling dog squinted.
Zhang Sen nodded and said, "Yes, what I sell here is a variety of systems. ”
"Is there a male god system, the price is easy to say!" The whistling dog said immediately.
Zhang Sen thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes!" ”
He got up and walked to the counter and took out a badge, and the whistling dog came over at this time, so he handed the badge to the other party.
"How much?" The whistling dog asked.
Zhang Sen squinted and said, "Ten million Yongyuan!" ”
"You might as well grab it!" When the whistling dog heard this, he immediately exploded.
Zhang Sen smiled: "Selling the system is faster than grabbing, why should I rob it?" ”
"Can't it be cheaper? Am I not the first guest, the first is always precious, or a million? The whistling dog immediately bargained.
Zhang Sen shook his head and said, "No one is missing." ”
This price is the low price that Jeff helped him set, after all, there are definitely few people who can come to Mingming, and there are definitely few poor people.
If the Howling Dog is not the first guest, and is a kobold, he will definitely offer more than 30 million now, after all, the function of the male god system must be of great help to men, especially in terms of picking up girls.
"This guest, seeing that you are full of alcohol, you should be out of love, right?" Lina said faintly.
The whistling dog suddenly let out a defeated dog's wail, and said: "I haven't fallen out of love, I haven't even been in love, how can it be said to be out of love?" ”
"Aren't you unwilling?" Lina said gently.
The whistling dog suddenly squatted on the ground, buried his head in his legs, and cried: "Obviously, I like it first, and I am more handsome than the motor, but why did Qiqi choose the motor?" I'm not reconciled, I'm really unwilling, woo woo woo ......"
"So...... You need help, you need a system to help you. Lina stepped forward and stroked the dog's head and said in an extremely seductive tone.
Zhang Sen said calmly: "The male god system has the function of transforming the host to enhance the charm of the host, and will teach you how to seize the heart of the opposite sex, you don't know what the opposite sex is thinking, the male god system will tell you the answer, as long as there is a male god system, the pickle girl will be invincible!" ”
"The male god system, I've bought it!" After hearing this, the whistling dog clutched the badge and roared.
Zhang Sen squinted his eyes and smiled: "Chenghui, 10 million Yongyuan!" ”
"Swipe your card!" The whistling dog took out a bank card and gritted his teeth.
This is a special bank card, the card is printed with an exclusive dog's head, Zhang Sen only then realized that the mediocre-looking kobold in front of him turned out to be a hidden tyrant.
"Wow, this is a special customized bank card of the forever bank, and it can't be done without a billion deposits." Lina said in surprise when she saw the bank card.
The howling dog looked up proudly and said, "This is the pocket money that my little brother gave me to sell dog food." ”
“……”
Zhang Sen took the bank card and felt that the price he had just quoted was too low.
A dog has more deposits than he does, and this is definitely the world's fault.
After completing the transaction, the whistling dog asked, "How does this system work?" ”
"You can use it silently." Zhang Sen replied.
The whistling dog held the badge and moved, and suddenly the badge merged into its body, and then it heard a voice: "Ding, the male god system is activating......"
"It's really activated, it's really a male god system, I'm going against the sky!"
The whistling dog suddenly showed an expression of ecstasy, got up and yelled, and finally ran happily, and in the blink of an eye, he had left the magical hut.
Belch......
Zhang Sen looked at the empty house in amazement, and was a little dumbfounded for a while.
In fact, he also wants to explain some of the functions of the system, such as if the task has a wipe penalty, once it can't be completed, you can come to him to disarm the system, and then rebind.
But the whistling dog was running too fast, and in a blink of an eye, the man was gone.
"Forget it......"
Zhang Sen raised his hand, and finally closed the door helplessly.
However, after the first transaction was completed, he was in a good mood now, although 10 million was nothing in the eyes of the eternal land tycoon, it was indeed a huge amount of money, at least an otaku like him would not have to worry about money for a long time.
He was already a little curious about what kind of changes would occur after the whistling dog obtained the male god system.
The changes that have taken place in Li Zhenping's system when he gets the King of Singers are big for him, especially in the center of the Eternal Kingdom, as long as he looks up at the transport spaceships flying in the sky, the advertising screen on the side of the spaceship can see Li Zhenping's endorsement of the advertisement of the Milk Enhancement Potion from time to time.
However, Zhang Sen is very sure that Li Zhenping's breasts are definitely not the credit of the breast enhancement potion, but the reason for the singer system!
"Let's hope the first customer gets the results it wants!"
Zhang Sen glanced at the electronic video, in which Li Zhenping held up his D+ chest, and then promoted the breast enhancement potion with a smile on his face, and couldn't help but think silently in his heart.