Chapter 1279: Idiot

The man surnamed Tan began to curse and squirt at the counter before, and he said all kinds of ugly things.

After scolding back and forth for more than ten minutes, he calmed down and began to inquire about the details.

At the end, he paced left and right and thought about it for a while, and finally made up his mind and walked directly to 6 Ming, "You kid heard clearly, you caused this matter!" You'll have to get it done for me! ”

6. Ming's heart was directly hehe.

Who provoked it?

6. Ming felt that he might be better off acting a little more stupid at this time.

"Big brother, big brother, I'm me, I've never read, what should I do about this, I, I, I don't know!"

He knew that his "scalper" had been targeted by the officer, and if he was a little more stupid, maybe the man surnamed Tan would directly abandon the pawn and protect the handsome.

6 I wish he had abandoned this useless pawn of himself!

Sure enough, when the surnamed Tan saw 6 Ming's panicked and stammering appearance, his face was really a little unhappy.

But I can't help it if I'm not happy.

He could only forcibly and patiently explain, "Later, you will come with me, and I will say that it was a misunderstanding before, and you are in a hurry to go out this time, and the ticket is bought by someone else...... Come on, you just said that you were looking for a scalper to buy it, and this is the misunderstanding!

Don't talk nonsense, just say that you bought it from a scalper with a goatee, gold-rimmed glasses, skinny, and a line of 'my life is up to me' tattooed on his left hand!

Do you understand? ”

6. Listen to it......

Feelings, they don't have a complete monopoly on this?

Want to take this opportunity to trick your opponents?

Just wanted to answer "okay, okay", 6 Ming paused again.

"No, then I don't have to fly by myself? That's first class, okay, okay...... That's a lot of money......"

6 Ming only knew that it was first class, but he didn't know how much it was.

Seeing that 6 Ming was so stingy, the displeasure on the face of the surnamed Tan became even stronger.

"At this time, you TMD tell me this! I'm telling you, if something goes wrong, I'm going to throw you off the plane and believe it or not! Whether it matters 11oo dollars, or your own life, you weigh it yourself! ”

6 When I hear it, it's only 11oo?

This first class, doesn't it seem that expensive?

But on second thought, no, it's only been a few hours?

How much money do you need to save by taking the train?

I didn't know the ticket price before, and it was not natural for 6 Ming to be "stingy", but now that I know, his face was so sincere that it turned into a bitter melon, "That, then I, this more than 11oo yuan is gone?" What can I do, I still have to pay rent this month! ”

It's not acting, it's his shouting from the heart!

With 6 Ming's stinginess, don't say 11oo yuan, even if you pay 11o yuan for water and electricity bills, he will feel distressed for a long time!

This time, the surnamed Tan really began to scratch his ears and cheeks, and he was very angry when he saw it, "You can get this money, and you can get it if you don't come out!" Didn't those heroes on TV have to vote for their names when they go to Liangshan, and your money should be voted for! ”

6 Ming wants to vote for your MB!

He was wondering if he had bitten the bullet and not handed it in.

I looked at the people in this room a little, although everyone was about the same height and weight, but after all, I was outnumbered.

When the time comes, if you really push him to be anxious, shouting people to rush up and beat him up, how can it be good?

It's not worth it, it's so unworthy.

He could only put on a bitter gourd face, and half-choked up agreed to hand over this ghost to "vote for his name".

Looking at the angry and anxious appearance of the surnamed Tan, 6 Ming was indescribably happy in his heart.

Kick me, kick me!

The unhappy surnamed Tan is indeed unhappy, but now after all, he wants to point to 6 Ming to solve the mess, and he doesn't dare to mess around, and he still knows that he has to ask about the situation, "You kid, how much does the ID card cost?" Is that your own picture? ”

It's not me, but you?

"Uh...... 8o？ The picture...... It's really mine.,But I found someone to p at the time.,But it's not too much.,It should look similar to me.,Ordinary people can't see the difference......"

“8o？” The surname Tan was stunned for a moment, and muttered, "Which master did you find to do it?" The craftsmanship is good, I looked at it at the time, and there is not much difference...... Come on, let's not talk about this now, I look at the photo and make do, it's quite similar to you, plus you have a big beard, ordinary people really can't see it, so just don't shave, but you have to wash your face, right? TMD's face is dirty like this, you say you will buy a first-class person, who believes it! ”

After speaking, he really took 6 Ming to the airport staff dormitory building to wash his face.

Not to mention, after washing, 6 Ming took a look, and the person did look a lot more energetic.

The surnamed Tan was also a little stunned, "Hey, don't say it, your kid looks like a dog, just right, do a full set of plays, San'er, didn't your kid buy a suit for the sake of picking up girls, hurry up and bring it over to him first, and block his wrist Besides, the ghost knows how many years this kid hasn't taken a bath, and his hands are black, just like what came out of the coal kiln!" TM Jigong is also stronger than this! ”

The three sons were sad on their faces, not only bitter gourd, but also bitter gourd.

But I can't help but listen to the boss's words.

After a while, the clothes and shoes also arrived, 6 Ming didn't know anything about this, and he didn't know the brand, but listening to the three children who had been beeping there, it seemed quite expensive, and he said that he was a little reluctant to wear it for 6 Ming.

Change into clothes, huh, not to mention, it's quite comfortable to wear, but it feels a little big, after all, the three children usually eat very well, and they look fatter than 6 Ming.

But the height is about the same, and the big is not much bigger, and the dress is quite fit.

Put on a dress, 6 Ming looked at the window on the side again, hey, it's really good.

Sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, men and women are different, women are ugly, no matter how good they are, they are ugly, but every man is a potential stock, as long as he picks up a little, wears clothes like words, and makes a reliable type, not to mention handsome, at least look at the spirit.

6 Ming felt that after changing into this body, it seemed that he could barely squeeze into the camp of "pseudo-handsome ratio".

Flatter yourself!

After cleaning up, 6 Ming followed the surnamed Tan and began to go to the front line.

The man surnamed Tan on the road has been repeating the appearance and characteristics of the scalper tirelessly, for fear that 6 Ming, the stupid pig, will forget about it.

The more afraid the surname Tan is, the more stupid 6 Ming becomes, every time he finishes speaking, 6 Ming deliberately repeats the mistake again, and every time the mistake is different, this time he said that he had black-framed glasses, next time he said that he was tattooed on his right hand, and next time he said that he was bearded, and in the end, the surname Tan was speechless, "How can I see you who are so stupid that you can't be saved?" ”

He talked and scolded as he walked, and when he was about to reach the door, the man surnamed Tan put away his anger, "Come on, I don't expect you to remember it, and when the time comes, I'll say tattoos, that word...... If you can't remember all the words, don't say it, just remember that it's a word, you know! It's words, not paintings! Again, not paintings! ”

"Understood, understood, understood!"

(End of chapter)

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