At the door of the classroom, Zheng Shanshan took three deep breaths in a row to adjust her mood, and then walked in lightly.

"Hello everyone, students. I'm your new English teacher, my surname is Zheng, my name is Shanshan, everyone can call me Teacher Zheng! ”

When I saw a superb beauty, all the boys in the class had their eyes lit up.

Beauty!

It's beautiful!

It's breathtakingly beautiful!

"If our previous English teacher was so beautiful, would Lao Tzu's English score still fail?"

A scumbag wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly.

The other scumbags also echoed and coaxed.

Suddenly, the whole classroom boiled like a frying pan.

Li Chen, who had just fallen asleep and was rolling sheets with Zhou Gong's daughter, was woken up by the noise.

He slammed to his feet and slapped the table hard.

"Shut up and go to class. What a noise, affect my sleep! ”

Quiet!

Death is as silent!

In an instant, everyone's eyes shifted to Li Chen's body.

Zheng Shanshan was stunned when she saw that it was Li Chen. The boss with an open mouth can stuff a cucumber into it.

"Is that you?"

When Li Chen saw Zheng Shanshan, he couldn't help but be stunned.

"How are you?"

Li Chen's sudden appearance gave Zheng Shanshan an unexpected surprise.

She couldn't take care of her daughter's reserve, so she trotted over directly and asked excitedly, "Are you a student in Class 7?" ”

Li Chen looked at Zheng Shanshan like an idiot, and said, "Teacher, your question is a bit brainless. I'm not a student in Class 7, can I sleep here, oh no, is it reading? ”

At this time, Zheng Shanshan saw that the whole class was staring at her with wide eyes, and she looked embarrassed, her cheeks were crimson, and she trotted all the way back to the podium.

Ye Chuxue snorted vigorously, turned her head sideways, lowered her voice and said to Li Chen: "The new English teacher is Chanel No. 5 perfume, which is the same brand as the perfume on your body." Honestly, what the hell is going on with you? ”

Li Chen also sniffled and said, "I seem to smell the smell of old vinegar in Xishan, it's so sour!" ”

Ye Chuxue rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Cut, narcissist, ghosts will eat your jealousy!" ”

Li Chen rolled up Ye Chuxue's green silk with his fingers, and smiled indifferently: "I'm not jealous, why are you so excited?" ”

"Li Chen, you slut, don't touch my hair. Hmph, ignore you! ”

After snorting indignantly, she twisted her head back.

Zheng Shanshan saw that Li Chen was whispering to Ye Chuxue about you and me, and her heart couldn't help but feel sour.

She knocked lightly on the table and said, "Classmate Li Chen, please stand up and answer this question!" ”

Li Chen habitually pursed his lips and replied casually: "Choose B!" ”

Zheng Shanshan made a straight face and said, "This is a fill-in-the-blank question, what B to choose!" ”

Li Chen pretended to be abrupt and said, "Oh, then choose D!" ”

Zheng Shanshan is embarrassed!

She picked up the report card of last month's exam and went through it carefully.

Finally, in the last place, Li Chen's name was found.

Language: 12 points!

Math: 10 points!

English: 8 points!

Wen Zong: 20 points!

Total: 50 points!

First from the bottom of the class and second to last in the whole grade.

The buddy from the bottom was absent from the exam, and all of them were 0 points.

"Li Chen, it's less than a year away from the college entrance examination. Isn't it a bit too little for you to score so many points? ”

Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, it's a bit little, mainly because I didn't take the test hard." Otherwise, the first grade will be scared to cry! ”

Hearing Li Chen's words, the whole class was in an uproar.

How arrogant is this, can you scare the first grade into tears?

Ye Chuxue is a black line at one end, the first in the grade? Isn't that her?

Is Li Chen's slut's head funny, and he still wants to scare her into tears?

Zheng Shanshan also looked embarrassed, and said: "Classmate Li Chen, it's good to have ambitions, but you also have to be down-to-earth, and you can't be ambitious!" ”

Li Chen stomped his foot vigorously, startling Ye Chuxue in the front row.

Ye Chuxue patted her heart, turned her head and glared at Li Chen, and shouted, "Li Chen, what are you doing, you want to die!" ”

Li Chen looked ahead and said seriously: "Teacher, I have always been down-to-earth!" ”

Zheng Shanshan was embarrassed and quickly wiped the cold sweat on her forehead.

"Classmate Li Chen, you come with me to the office!"

Li Chen hurriedly waved his hand and said seriously: "No appointment, teacher, we don't make an appointment!" ”

Zheng Shanshan, who was about to get off the podium, heard Li Chen say this inexplicably, and she stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Don't ask you a big-headed ghost!

……

In the office, Zheng Shanshan asked Li Chen with full doubts: "How did you become a student?" ”

Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "I've always been a student!" ”

Zheng Shanshan blinked her eyes and asked, "Then didn't you say before that you were the king of the duck king of Xiguan?" ”

Li Chen said seriously: "Well, yes." How, teacher, are you going to serve? ”

Zheng Shanshan held her forehead with one hand and said shamefully: "I am your teacher!" ”

Li Chen stared at Zheng Shanshan for a while, and said, "Oh, since it's an acquaintance, then I'll give you a twenty percent discount, right?" ”

Zheng Shanshan was depressed and wanted to vomit blood!

Nima!

What a strange thing this is!

At this moment, Zheng Shanshan suddenly found that Li Chen's eyes were staring directly at the part below his neck, without even blinking his eyes.

She couldn't help blushing for a while, and pretended to be angry: "What are you looking at? ”

Li Chen rubbed the tip of his nose and said seriously: "Teacher, because a certain part of you is too heavy and the force is seriously uneven, resulting in the destruction of the buttons on your upper body, you may die heroically at any time like Dong Cunrui bombing the bunker!" ”

What's that?

Uneven and devastated force? Dong Cunrui bombed the bunker and died heroically?

These are all gods and horses?

Zheng Shanshan's face was embarrassed, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and she asked suspiciously: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?" ”

Li Chen pursed his lips and said, "Teacher, I mean to say that your breasts are too spectacular, so that the buttons can't stand it, and your rabbit is about to pop out!" ”

What？

The boobs are so spectacular, the buttons can't stand it, and the rabbit pops out?

Zheng Shanshan's face was embarrassed, she had been a top student since she was a child, and she had a sense of frustration that her IQ was crushed. I couldn't keep up with Li Chen's thoughts like flying immortals that day.

At this moment, Li Chen stepped back and took a step back, hooking his hand at the part of Zheng Shanshan's neck.

“1！ 2！ 3！ ”

"Great summoning technique, come out, Jade Rabbit Beast!"

"Click!"

At the moment when Li Chen's words landed, Zheng Shanshan's shirt buttons died heroically. Immediately after that, two seductive snow-white flashes were revealed along the black illumination.

Moreover, the Jade Rabbit Beast was still shaking its head, as if it was greeting Li Chen cordially, asking him if he had any carrots to eat?

"Ahh

Zheng Shanshan was stunned for a moment, and then let out a burst of exclamation. Hurriedly covered her chest with her hands, she never expected that what Li Chen said about Dong Cunrui's bombing bunker actually meant the buttons of her shirt.

That's it!

Chen Weiwei, who happened to pass by the door, heard Zheng Shanshan's exclamation. I thought something was wrong, so I walked in quickly.

"Teacher Zheng, what's wrong with you?"

……

A math teacher, an English teacher, enough to stimulate and wood?

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