On the dinner table is Su Ruoshui's cooking.

"Can you eat it?" Yang Hai looked at the lunch that seemed to be quite sumptuous, but the words he said were like a tricky mental attack, Su Ruoshui closed his eyes and began to take a deep breath.

"The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, like this, it's not good to ......"

"Sister Ruoshui's craftsmanship is great." Zhao Mengxiong smiled and picked up a piece of peanut with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

"Oh?" Yang Hai looked at Su Ruoshui with some suspicion, "Then I'll try." ”

He took a piece of celery, looked at it for a long time, and tried to lick it with his tongue.

Then the expression became very strange.

"Luckily, I didn't eat it." Yang Hai said innocently.

Su Ruoshui said angrily: "I know that Master Xiong has a tricky mouth, and he can't get used to eating the things of us who are small people." But there's no raw food for you to eat, so if you can't eat it, you'll starve to death! Could it be that the food cooked by this girl can poison a bear? ”

"Hey, if you eat today, you will die, if you don't eat, you will die, wait for death, and if you die, what about Su Ruoshui?"

"What do you mean?" Zhao Mengxiong asked with wide eyes.

"This sentence comes from "Chen Shijia" in "Historical Records", of course, I made a small change." Yang Hai pointed to the dishes on the table: "The meaning of this sentence is: Today, if you eat these things, you will be poisoned, and if you don't eat these things, you will starve to death." The same is death, isn't it better to die to eat Su Ruoshui's meal? ”

"Where is the word 'rice' in it?" Su Ruoshui glanced at him, "I don't understand literature and science." ”

"It's called an abbreviation, you know?" Yang Hai said with a smile: "If there is no abbreviation, it will become, is it for Su Ruoshui to die...... Belch...... It's not good. ”

Su Ruoshui didn't speak.

All of a sudden, it's a little awkward.

Then they began to eat quietly, or the three of them ate, Yang Hai watched from the side.

"Brother Yang Hai, do you really not eat it?" Zhao Mengxiong asked, "Sister Ruoshui's cooking is delicious." ”

"I'm not hungry." Yang Hai shook his head: "Forget it." ”

"Let him starve to death." Su Ruoshui said angrily: "Starving to death is considered suicide, and being poisoned means killing him." ”

"So I was killed." Yang Hai said to Zhao Mengxiong.

"Mengxiong, don't be as annoying, lazy, indifferent, and unkind as your brother Yang Hai in the future." Su Ruoshui began to turn to another goal: "Then there will be no girls who like it." ”

"Sister Ruoshui doesn't like Brother Yang Hai?" Zhao Mengxiong glanced at Yang Hai secretly.

"I hate him to death." Su Ruoshui grimaced.

Zhao Mengxiong glanced at Yang Hai meaningfully.

"What?" Yang Hai was furious by Zhao Mengxiong.

"I'll talk about it after eating." Zhao Mengxiong was noncommittal.

Su Ruoshui snorted: "Sure enough, after a morning with your brother Yang Hai, Mengxiong, you began to become uncute." Is there anything you can't say directly? ”

"Of course you can't just say it!" Zhao Mengxiong said matter-of-factly: "This is a little secret between boys." ”

Su Ruoshui rolled her eyes and stopped talking.

After lunch, Yang Hai took Zhao Mengxiong to take a walk in the yard.

"Stinky boy, can you tell me what's going on." Yang Hai rubbed Zhao Mengxiong's hair. "It's a little secret between boys, you're not numb."

"Don't." Zhao Mengxiong's eyes widened, "Brother Yang Hai, don't touch my head." ”

"For what?" Yang Hai asked.

"You can't touch a boy's head or a girl's breast." Zhao Mengxiong said seriously.

Yang Hai said helplessly: "Okay, I won't touch it, you say, what is our little secret?" Why did you Ruoshui say that she hated me when you said that she hated me, what was your expression? ”

Zhao Mengxiong sighed and said, "It's over, Brother Yang Hai, it's over." ”

"What's over?" Yang Hai wondered, "What are you talking about?" ”

"It turns out that the person Sister Ruoshui likes is you." Zhao Mengxiong shook his head: "If it was someone else, I would snatch love with a knife, if it was Brother Yang Hai...... It's nerve-wracking. That my first love was stillborn? ”

Yang Hai couldn't wait to beat him up: "Don't talk nonsense, okay?" What kind of horizontal knife snatches love, what kind of stillbirth, you precocious strange child, if you sister Shui hates me, it's too late, how can you like me? ”,

"But she said she hated you." Zhao Mengxiong pouted and said, "Brother Yang Hai, you don't understand women." ”

"......" Yang Hai felt that his mood at this moment was no longer indescribable, there was such a superb Zhao Mengxiong in this world...... It's a miracle of life. "I don't understand, so tell me about it?"

"Alas, I have to give you enlightenment education." Zhao Mengxiong sighed: "Brother Yang Hai, women and men are different. ”

"Oh?" Yang Hai asked angrily: "Why is it different?" ”

"Brother Yang Hai, have you ever watched an adult video?" Zhao Mengxiong asked Yang Hai, and then shook his head: "Brother Yang Hai doesn't even know what self-growth means, I don't think I have seen it." ”

“…… I've seen it, what are you going to say? Yang Hai couldn't spit out and asked in a muffled voice.

"I've seen it, then it's easy to do." Zhao Mengxiong explained: "So I tell you that men and women are actually completely different creatures, they use the same language and express different meanings. ”

"For example?"

"For example, if a man says yes, that's yes, and if a woman says yes, that's yes; When a man says no, that's no; When a woman says no, she wants to. Zhao Mengxiong looked at Yang Hai deeply: "Do you understand?" ”

“…… I don't understand. Yang Hai opened his mouth: "For example, if a woman wants to buy a dress, will they say no?" ”

"That's another story!" Zhao Mengxiong glared at Yang Hai: "And they generally don't say they want it, they will say their clothes: they don't look good, the style is not satisfactory, and the color is a bit outdated - anyway, I just don't like it, and the translation into men's language is to buy new clothes." But in general, if a woman says no, it is. ”

"Well, I still don't quite understand. Can you give an example? Yang Hai asked.

"The simplest example, what is the most frequent word in adult videos?" Zhao Mengxiong taught step by step.

“OH~YES！” Yang Hai replied without thinking.

"I mean Asian-made adult videos." Zhao Mengxiong shook his head.

"Uh...... Yamai butterfly? Yang Hai's mouth couldn't be closed when he opened it.

"Got it?" Zhao Mengxiong put his hands behind his back and said like a little teacher: "Yamai Die means 'don't', but when the heroine says this, what she thinks in her heart is, you know." In the adult video, the male protagonist shouts that I want it, and the female protagonist shouts that I don't want it, but what they want to express is the same meaning. So most of the time, for men, women's negative sentences have to be listened to in reverse. ”

"......" Yang Hai looked at the sky, sighed, and said to Zhao Mengxiong: "Long knowledge, too long knowledge." Did you come up with all these things yourself? ”

"Will someone teach me that I can't do it?" Zhao Mengxiong sighed: "First love, my first love, my first love, I have withered before it blooms-"

"Stop, stop, stop." Yang Hai hurriedly waved his hand: "These are two different things, okay?" I mean, don't be annoying, it's two different things. Ruoshui said that she hated me. ”

"How so?" Zhao Mengxiong said listlessly: "You are stupid, if she really hates you, can she still be friends with you?" I ask you, have you read romance novels? ”

"Uh...... Seen. Yang Hai swallowed.

"The hero proposes and says, 'Marry me.'" What is the reaction of the average woman? ”

"......" Yang Hai was dumbfounded.

"The heroine generally says: Dead ghost, hate ~ who wants to marry you. In fact, I am willing to do it. ”

"......" Yang Hai was dumbfounded.

"So, Sister Ruoshui...... Alas. Zhao Mengxiong shook his head. My first love......"

"......" Yang Hai was still dumbfounded.

Because he found that Zhao Mengxiong said these things, he had no way to refute them at all.

"But, if the water is, really begging-" Yang Hai stammered.

At this time, a couple approached them.

"Come to my house for dinner tonight." The man smiled and said to the woman.

"Nasty!" The woman gave the man a blank look.

Yang Hai's remaining half of the sentence immediately choked back.

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