The reason why I didn't update yesterday: I'm someone who rarely looks in the mirror, I took a look in the mirror last night and was devastated to see that my beard really started to grow. I first discovered this the other day when I went to eat Tex with a few buddies.

When I was thirteen years old at the club, the doctor gave me a physical examination, then looked at my chin and said, "You're not Han Chinese, are you?" ”

I wondered, "I'm a Manchu...... How do you know about the road? ”

The doctor said, "Of course, such a dense beard is rare among Han people." ”

I was thundered right then.

Beard?

Do I have a beard?

"I don't have a beard." I said to the doctor.

"You'll grow it sooner or later." The doctor said to me.

"I can't be mistaken." He added.

When I went to Texas a few days ago, I washed off the grease on my hands at the bathroom for dinner, wiped my face by the way, and when I looked up, I saw something in the mirror above the pool......

Lao Tzu has a beard on his chin?

Also have a mustache under the chin and above the neck?

Beard on the cheeks too?

Also have a beard on the lips?

My day!

The beard was soft, but dark, darker than my hair.

I went back and scraped it off.

Well, a week later, it grew again.

It's dark, darker than my hair.

But it's not so soft anymore.

I heard that the beard is getting harder and harder the more you shave, and I don't know if it's real. It's a lot of pain.

I don't feel in the mood when I think I'm going to be a fat man with a long beard, like Pavarotti.

I haven't sent this chapter out until now......

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Yang Hai leaned his head over, his face was not reflected in the water, it was still Tidria's lazy incarnation smiling a little lazily and very fiercely.

"You're such an unexpected adventurer." The incarnation of laziness looked at Yang Hai with some surprise: "Anger and gluttony can't stop you. Unfortunately, your good luck ends here. ”

"Oh?" Yang Hai replied unconvinced: "Listening to this tone, if there wasn't a lame self-introduction in front of me, I would have thought you were the embodiment of pride." ”

Yang Hai's first words of provocation to the enemy in the Prison Bell Tower were mercilessly mocked.

"A guy who doesn't learn anything." The incarnation of laziness appears to be a poisonous tongue: "The character of the soul guards is innate, and has nothing to do with our duties. Fool, you've disgraced Evans' face. ”

So Yang Hai blushed.

This is not the first NPC to accuse him of being unlearned, there is also Calderon in front of him, and Hetu has said something similar. But how could I, a person who didn't really understand this world, be more knowledgeable than you NPCs?

Yang Hai looked at Tidria as if he was smiling but not smiling, and closed his mouth in disdain.

It's better to leave the matter of dealing with the incarnation of laziness to Tidria herself.

"Are you really trying to stop us?" Tidria asked gently, "I still have self-knowledge, and of the seven original sins, the least of the seven original sins I have committed is laziness, do you really want to stop me?" I'm afraid, it won't be that easy. The more powerful rage and gluttony have been defeated by us. ”

"Of course you have to stop it, it's your duty as a soul guard." The incarnate of laziness said lightly, "Let's start." ”

The clear water surface of the tank wrinkled without wind, and the face of the lazy embodiment gradually faded, and a few lines of text jumped out.

exhaustion

Choking my throat,

Pressing on my shoulders,

Banging against my ribcage,

Tearing my spleen and stomach,

Hold my hands,

Dragging my legs,

Twisting the soles of my feet......

I am tired......

It's so tiring......

Tomorrow

Let's talk about it tomorrow......

The water gradually faded, and it turned into an ordinary tank of clear water again.

"It's time to go." Tidria said.

Yang Hai could understand Tidrya's mood and nodded.

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By this time, there was already a mess outside. One lucky player who discovered a den of the Brotherhood of the Book of the Moon while doing a daily quest was a den connected to the Hand of Vengeance, and the most troublesome thing was that the player escaped. ,

Escaped in the pursuit of more than a dozen hundred-level NPCs.

Neither the thieves of the Brotherhood of the Book of the Moon nor the scouts of the Secret Fang Cult could stop him in the first place.

It is said that with the strength of the current player, it is impossible to compete with a hundred-level NPC, and watching Yang Hai being smothered with a stick can illustrate this. However, this player has an escape scroll and immediately teleports to anywhere within a kilometer radius.

And he used the escape scroll very decisively, and the javelin thrown by the scout had not smashed him into a puddle of flesh, he had disappeared from here.

After disappearing, Hearthstone was decisively used, giving the thieves of the Brotherhood of the Book of the Moon no possibility to search for it.

Of course, the next thing this buddy did was to run to the quartermaster of the dragon clan to hand in the mission, and then get an epic equipment rewarded by the secret dragon blood guard.

Actually, if you have a heart, you can feel that something is wrong, because it is the Secret Dragon Blood Guard who issues the reward, but in fact, this reward is actually more justified for the Dragon Guardian Guard to issue it. This can only show one point, that is, the Dragon Guardian Guard has lost the trust of the patriarch Alfaruld, and the feud between the patriarch and the prince Selen has also turned from dark to light.

For the average player, they won't notice these things, but they will notice the epic piece of equipment and the daily quests that suddenly make changes.

The scope of the daily quest suddenly changed from searching for clues to being wanted, and all the half-snake people who appeared in Wanghai Cliff were wanted, and if it was just that, the scope of the wanted became fixed. Players can team up to kill the half-snake people here, and of course they can get a lot of rewards, but if they find clues about that mysterious base, the reward is even more amazing.

Tasks become relatively certain and rewards increase...... The players are crazy.

In the past few days, it is not too much to describe the situation here in Wanghai Cliff by digging three feet into the ground, and the half-snake people have worked hard to support it, and they have to give up the dark lines that have worked hard to protect the safety of the vengeful hand. Because NPCs are also superior and inferior, for example, Calderon and the scouts of the half-snake people are all level 100 NPCs (all above level 100 are called level 100 NPCs, and Calderon is an elite old demon level 125), if a large group of players come to him for trouble, then a "burning earth" is put down, and the players must come to a hundred to die a hundred, to a thousand to die a thousand; But the scouts of the half-snake people are obviously not so strong, they may be able to sweep a group of players like a fallen leaf in the autumn wind, but if there are too many players, and they are not afraid of death because of the daily tasks, they will hang up if they touch it alone.

The only thing Hetu can hope for now is the early return of the three warriors, as long as Tidria is there, the Half-Snake Man dares to immediately initiate the sealing ceremony, and then the Prophet Tidria can use his unique group teleportation to immediately send everyone out of this dark place - Tidria is also a powerful and legendary mage, although his main profession is a sacrifice. Of course, because of the game, the other two warriors sent by Hetu were obviously playing soy sauce, and if they wanted to bring the prophet out of it, they had to rely on Yang Hai in the end.

Because Yang Hai has been silent for a long time, although he is still regarded as a man of the hour, but now everyone doesn't mention him much, on the contrary, another person is in the limelight for a while, that is, the player who took the escape scroll, got out of a group of hundred-level NPCs, and then started a new daily task: AJ

Game fans always like the new and hate the old, and once a person disappears in their eyes for a while, people don't talk about him very often anymore, and after a while, people forget about it completely. Of course, people like Nuo Tianxiang are different, because Nuo Tianxiang does not need to be remembered by others, he is already great enough; And for such a great person, people obviously can't forget.

And this person called AJ is also relatively high-profile, unlike Yang Hai, who buried himself in tasks after the dragon became famous, neither showed up in public, nor went to the forum to speak, let alone provoke like him.

“POSEIDON？ Indeed, he is a good IEC. AJ said on the forum: "It's just that I don't think he has enough decision-making power, after all, a profession like the Vault Dweller can only be a drag on the team's RAID in the end." Choosing the Vault Dweller was a bad decision, probably because he thought the Vault Dweller had better PK skills, but it was irresponsible for the team. ”,

There was an uproar.

What does it mean to get shot while lying down?

Online games are allowed to browse the forum, but he is on a special mission, and he can't contact the outside world at all, and of course, he doesn't know that he has been shot while lying down.

Yang Hai didn't know about this matter, so he didn't say a word, but in fact, even if he knew about it, I'm afraid he wouldn't express any opinion.

AJ…… Who's that?

But fans of the game like it, and fans of the dragon game feel that they really chose the right one when they were reincarnated into this race, not only one step ahead of other races, starting the main quest, but also watching the show. As Lin Bo said, the gaming world is a very big stage, and every professional gamer is a dancer and performs on it. What kind of scene is the most exciting? It is true that the beautiful dance posture can get the most applause from the audience, but it is also very joyful to see the people performing on the same stage suddenly pull out a piece of slash and stab each other with a knife. In fact, not every dancer has the ability to dazzle, so the feud between pro gamers is one of the best parts of the gaming world.

This is about to start?

Yang Hai was silent, but that didn't mean his teammates would be silent as well. Even TIGER thinks this newcomer named AJ is too much.

The strength of the people was enormous, and they soon found the origin of this man named AJ.

He is an ace graduate of the Birmingham School of Games, which is ranked in the top 100 of the world's game colleges, and it seems that their best students have the qualifications to speak out.

But TIGER still felt that with AJ's level, it was too reluctant compared to Yang Hai, so he stood up and said a fair word.

"I THINK AJ IS FAR WORSE THAN POSEIDON." TIGER SAID SO, AND HE ONLY SAID ONE WORD.

So everyone was happier.

Even a veteran like TIGER is involved?

AJ is obviously a young man who has just debuted, and even in the face of a veteran like TIGER, he has no respect at all, but instead says something again.

"TIGER Senpai is a respectable senior, but what she's been doing lately isn't so respectable." AJ SAID UNCEREMONIOUSLY: "HE FIRST PROVOKED POSEIDON, THEN MADE A DISGRACED RESULT, AND THEN PROVOKED ME." TIGER seniors should be careful to repeat the mistakes of the past. ”

TIGER WAS SPEECHLESS FOR A MOMENT. The contest between him and Yang Hai is definitely not disgraced, and he said that AJ is not as good as Yang Hai, and he also feels that he is telling the truth, but he didn't expect to become a target.

What TIGER doesn't want to worry about with such a junior - what's the point of that? And it is clear that Yang Hai's teammates are underweight, and they are not professional gamers. In such a situation, TIGER was too lazy to speak after being choked up, Yang Hai didn't know what to say and didn't bother to speak if he knew it, and AJ was the only one left in the entire forum to provoke everywhere.

It seems that this newcomer has the absolute upper hand in the war of words.

The people of the second group of DARK were all furious, but they had no choice but to hope that Yang Hai would finish that strange task quickly.

At this time, Yang Hai was reading the story of Tidria under the effect of Tidria's Soul Bonding Spell.

Yang Hai saw Tidria when she was very young. Tidrili's mother died young, and he and his father lived together. Tidría was not of noble origin, and although he was from the Philosopher's Tongue tribe, his father was just an ordinary half-snake farmer.

Because of the difficult family conditions, Tidria had to work with his father on the farm at a very young age. It was a hard time for Tidria Jr.

Tidria was so young when she helped her father that it was difficult to carry the farm tools, let alone wield them, for half a day.

In the beginning, Tidria felt that she couldn't hold on at all, so she started to get lazy.

pretending to be sick, not working hard, and coquettishly with his father...... Yang Hai watched from the side, and it didn't feel like a scene of original sin, but more like a picture of a poor life between father and son. Watching little Tidria slyly lift the quilt open a small corner, open a slit in his eyes, and secretly see what his father was doing, Yang Hai couldn't help laughing.

Tidria's voice sounded, a little embarrassed: "At that time, it was too young and not very sensible...... So...... Ahem, you still don't want to read it! ”,

Yang Hai retreated with interest. It seems that Tidria is right, the sin of laziness is a sin he rarely commits and is just a faint memory, and the door has been almost completely opened.

Yang Hai stepped in.

He didn't let his guard down, he was now in a different position than Tidri, Tidria was in charge of keeping the passage open, and he was in charge of passing the souls of the two people who were bound together through the passage and escaping. Tidria is easy, but that doesn't mean he can be easy.

With the test of the first two original sins as a foundation, Yang Hai is guessing. The sin of laziness is punished with running. In the legend of apotheosis, a person who has committed the sin of laziness, after going to hell, as punishment, his soul will run down one by one, never stopping, as a punishment.

But it's impossible to actually run, right?

Yang Hai quickly understood what this level was testing.

One of his first and favorite games: Tetris.

Behind the gate of the sin of laziness was a great mountain, and he himself was on the top of it.

There are not many trees on this mountain, and compared to the size of the mountain itself, it looks a little bare and strangely rocky. Yang Hai looked at the messy stones on this mountain, and wondered a little why these stones looked so familiar, and he wondered very much how these stones grew, they were so strange, with edges and corners, and they were the same as polished.

From time to time, some ...... streaked across the sky Diamonds?

Tetris?

Yang Hai's mouth opened wide and watched an L-shaped block slowly slide past it.

What about exports?

Yang Hai looked around, and the exit was in the ......

At the foot of the mountain.

Contacting the shape of those stones and the Tetris in the sky, Yang Hai suddenly understood that if he wanted to play Tetris, he had to eliminate these stones layer by layer, and then he could descend from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain and escape from that exit.

He tried to command the squares that crossed the sky, slowed down and quickly responded to his call, falling from above and filling the empty path ahead.

If that's all there is, that's too simple, right?

Yang Haizheng was wondering, a roar came from behind him, and I don't know where a snow-white lion with sharp teeth and a white body jumped out of the road, looking at him viciously.

Yang Hai showed a friendly expression.

The lion pounced very ferociously.

Yang Hai scolded this animal for not understanding human nature, and ran away with his legs.

There's no way he's going to beat this lion. It's not tried, it's guessed.

The sin of laziness is punished with running.

I see.