Chapter 1181: Genuine Fakes

Since I started playing dumb, Princess Aurora changed the subject and talked to me about the cultural environment, geography and customs of Vicky Castle.

I guess that the act of pretending to be stupid should have been seen through by the princess, after all, the princess Bingxue is smart, and has been influenced by the dwarf king and the goblin king since she was a child, and she wants to see the essence through the appearance, which is simply easy to catch.

Princess Aurora spoke from astronomy to geography, and from the humanities to the world, and she had read widely since she was a child, and she was diligent in her studies, and she was called very learned when she was still young.

By the time she had spoken dry, and had drunk a full pot of tea, two hours had passed.

But the two hours passed so quickly, as if it were only three or five minutes, that when I saw that Princess Aurora looked at me and said no more, "What a wonderful thing you said! ”

After complimenting, I suddenly realized that it was not enough to just say it in words, so I applauded again.

The applause was not thunderous, but Princess Aurora's little face was as red as a tomato, and she hung her head and replied weakly: "Thank you." ”

After that, the two of us talked for a while, and when I saw that it was getting late, I got up and bowed to the princess to leave.

Princess Aurora sent her off from afar, and she didn't turn back until I had left the palace and walked a long way.

Turning my head to look at Princess Aurora's vanishing back, I couldn't help but sigh.

Back at the villa, as soon as I opened the door, I was startled, the black beef jerky wrappers all over the floor, there was no way to get off the feet, not only that, Barbara and the others were still lying on the sofa, continuing to eat black beef jerky while throwing wrapping paper on the ground.

"Hey, hey, what's going on?" I'm a little dissatisfied, this is a home, not a garbage dump, how can it be littered?

Barbara turned her head and saw me standing at the door, and smiled, "Ah, Xiao Yi is back...... Hey? Why don't you come in? ”

I smiled wryly: "I want to come in, but there has to be a place to stay, right?" ”

Barbara glanced at the ground with her gaze, banned her nose, slurped her fingers again, moved her ears again, and grinned: "Oh, I've eaten so much~"

After saying that, she didn't get up to clean up, but raised her leg and kicked Cagalli, who was lying opposite: "Cowgirl, get up and clean up!" ”

Cagalli pulled her feet aside angrily, stretched out her hand and slammed the phoenix who was sleepy in the corner, and said, "Strange girl, get up and sweep the floor, Xiao Yi is back!" ”

The phoenix's body trembled slightly, with a light sound, he opened his hazy sleepy eyes in a daze, rubbed it twice, glanced at the door, and after seeing that it was me, he got up slowly, pulled his slippers, and dragged a piece of wrapping paper towards me.

Looking at her appearance, swaying, as if I would fall on a horse if I was not careful, I had no intention of teaching them a lesson, stepped forward, helped the phoenix, the little girl fell down, lay comfortably in my arms, and fell asleep again.

sighed lightly, picked up the phoenix, and then looked at the girl lying in a circle on the sofa, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Phoenix, Cagalli, Barbara, Yura, Lirea, Kunna, and Maggie were carried into the room in turn, put them on the bed, and covered them with blankets.

After cleaning up, I went out with the garbage again, threw a few bags full of garbage into the large garbage bin 100 meters away, and then exhaled, clapped my hands, and walked back satisfied.

I hadn't walked a few steps when I heard someone call me behind me, and when I turned my head, the rest of the men and women in the guild were happily walking towards me with all kinds of packages.

Looking behind them, several dwarven maids, each carrying several large packages, followed behind with a smile on their faces, but anyone could see that there was a lingering helplessness in their smiles.

I said why no one cleaned the room, and the joint books were all pulled out as strong men.

Susan walked in the front and began to talk from a distance: "Huh? Isn't this Xiao Yi, come to pick me up? ”

She said as she handed me the two bags in her hand.

Taking the bag in her hand, I also quipped: "No, I've been looking forward to it here for a long time, and I never saw you come back, but as soon as I turned around, you came back." ”

"Hee-hee, it's really going to happen" Susan smiled slyly, turned around and handed Belle's bag over again: "Oh, those who can work hard, and these two bags." ”

Yes, the two bags were taken, and the four bags were also taken, and he turned it upside down, and with one free hand, he took the other two bags.

Billy's voice came not far behind at this time: "Oh, Xiao Yi, those who can work hard, I still have two bags here!" ”

"Fuck off!" I laughed and scolded: "Go to your Godot!" ”

"Hey, you kid is so heavy and light on friends!" Billy didn't take advantage of it, so he was reprimanded by me again, and called out.

"Bullshit!" I replied, then ignored him and let him yell.

When I got to the door, I said to the unrelenting Billy, "Tell you, Cagalli is sleeping soundly, if you wake her up, hehe." ”

I didn't say the consequences, but everyone has a clear heart like a mirror, the president's violent temper, coupled with the anger of getting up, will be peeled off if he doesn't die.

Billy was going to die, but he didn't really want to die, and when I said that, he shut up and glared at me with a pair of round, but not big eyes.

If eyes could kill, I would have died a thousand and eight hundred times.

After entering the house, everyone was quiet, whether it was the action of putting things or the action of putting things away, even the three little Loli sitting on Xiao Squeak's back were also whispering and laughing quietly.

Zach came up to me with a bag, pushed it into my hand, and whispered, "This is the outfit that Florence and I have chosen for you, how can you try it?" ”

"You and your sister-in-law chose it for me?"

"Hmm," Zach pondered for a moment, "Florence chooses, and I'm only responsible for paying." ”

"Hey" I grinned, with an indescribable banter in my eyes.

"Don't look at me like that," Zach said embarrassedly, "She also helped pick out my clothes, and to tell you the truth, I'm not good at choosing clothes." ”

"Understand" I hehehehe: "You can handle the foreign affairs, the internal affairs sister-in-law has the final say, this is not in line with the atmosphere of our Harmony Continent." ”

Zach smiled and didn't talk.

"Go and try it, Xiao Yi, see if it fits" On the other side, Florence finished her work at hand and said to me.

"Okay," I replied, taking the bag and going to the changing room.

After changing my clothes and walking out, everyone in the hall stopped what they were doing and looked at me, and their eyes looked like an old expert on the treasure channel, and I seemed to be an antique on the stage, but I don't know if it was genuine or fake in their opinion.

(End of chapter)