Chapter 666: Obscene Game Designer
In reality, to distinguish between male and female, basically look at the crotch, and everyone does this because of the inertia of thinking. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, "Rebirth" is a holographic simulation game, and the monsters in it are quite realistic, although the sunset demon ape is not a human, but it is also a primate, and if you really put the gender on the appearance, it is somewhat indecent.
So the crotch of the sunset demon ape that everyone saw was all empty......
Seeing this scene, Ming couldn't help but be depressed: "Damn! Game designers are so cheap! ”
Everyone is looking sideways, meow, if the game designer really designs gender into the appearance, that's cheap.
"Mowgli, what do you say?" Everyone asked Wuji.
Wuji frowned and thought for a while, "How about stripping off Xiaomeng and throwing it over?" It is said that the aesthetics of monkeys are similar to those of humans, and those who pounce on them must be male......"
"Damn!" Meng Linglong was furious when she heard this: "I think it's okay to strip you naked and throw you over." ”
"I'm not a woman." Mowgli spreads his hands.
Linglong dreamed: "It's okay, there are female monkeys." ”
"Hmm......" Everyone nodded thoughtfully and turned their eyes to Mowgli...... The expressive behavior of the monkey is not subtle at all, and if it is really as Mowgli said, the effect of throwing Mowgli over is the same.
Although Mowgli has many estimates, in the face of Linglong Meng, a woman who is mad, everyone is more willing to offend Mowgli a little more.
"What do you want to do?" Wuji was startled and asked in a panic.
"Hey, hey!" Ji Ao and Ming both rolled up their sleeves and took a step forward, Wuji's face turned pale, and he pointed to the two of them: "If you dare to take a step forward, I will die to show you." ”
"Alright, don't make a fuss!" Chun Xiang saw that these two little bastards really wanted to pick up Wuji's clothes, so he hurriedly spoke out to dissuade them.
"What's the move, does Brother Chun want to volunteer?" Mingdu asked with a grin.
Chunxiang said: "Don't be so troublesome, don't we have fruit?" Just throw the fruit. ”
"Throwing fruit?" Everyone was stunned when they heard this: "Is there any explanation?" Don't all monkeys like to eat fruit? ”
If the monkey of one gender does not like to eat fruit, it makes sense to throw fruit, since the hobby is the same, throwing fruit is basically equivalent to feeding food.
"Hey, hey!" Chunxiang smiled lewdly, and everyone got goosebumps all over their bodies.
Then Chunxiang said: "I think it should be a male monkey who likes to eat peaches, and a female monkey who likes to eat bananas......"
“???”
“……”
"Sub-Olympic ...... Slut!! ”
There is a crazy woman like Linglong Meng, and the Quanzhen teaches these guys to think very quickly......
After listening to Chunxiang, everyone was stunned at first, then speechless for a while, and finally collectively collapsed, he meowed, this old is not serious, I thought that Ya had some high opinions, and the dog said that he actually showed a lower limit!!
Seeing everyone's expressions, Yang Na asked Linglong Meng stupidly, "What do you mean?" Is it true that monkeys like different fruits differently? ”
"Poof...... Linglong Meng squirted old blood and explained to Yang Na in a whisper, Yang Na's little face turned red as soon as she brushed it, and she glanced at Chunxiang fiercely.
Chun Xiang said proudly: "What's the matter, the old man's strategy is very unique, he can take them down without injuring a single soldier." ”
"Get out! It's not serious! Everyone raised their middle fingers in unison.
"Hey, Wuji, your grandson, the old man is helping you, and you still scold the old man?" Chunxiang said unhappily.
"Your brother-in-law, you old trash!" Wuji said angrily: "Let's do the right thing, can we not be obscene!" ”
Although Chunxiang has always been the obscene responsibility of the Quanzhen Sect, and it is not ambiguous when he should do the right thing on weekdays, but it is still obscene at this time, and it is obviously not the right time.
"What's the obscenity, the system skill has set up this link, there will definitely be a way to deal with it, have you forgotten what the guy who sells fruit said?" Chun Xiang explained seriously.
"This ......" Chunxiang mentioned this, and everyone suddenly thought of the words of the fruit stall owner.
"Do you want peaches and bananas, the sunset demon ape in the Sunset Forest likes it."
Thinking of this, everyone somewhat believed Chunxiang's words.
I've been playing games for so long.,Everyone has come into contact with a lot of S-rank tasks.,This kind of task is like a brain teaser.,It's impossible to solve it with normal thinking.,So it's called an incompleteable task.,Although that's said.,But S-level tasks also have breakthrough points.,As long as the thinking is found quickly,It's not difficult to find a breakthrough point.。
All master players know that in the process of the S-rank mission, every NPC's words may be a breakthrough point, since the boss who sells fruit said this sentence "unintentionally", so this sentence must be related to this task.
The meaning of the fruit stall owner is very simple, the sunset demon ape likes peaches and bananas, two fruits, so thinking about it, Chunxiang's thinking is basically correct.
How to distinguish between male and female must be related to peaches and bananas, but such an obscene way of distinguishing is still unacceptable to everyone.
"You think designers are as obscene as you?" Mowgli said disdainfully.
"Oh? You mean designers aren't obscene enough? Chunxiang is despised.
"Uh......" Mowgli was speechless again, to be honest, Mowgli has played so many games, and he has never seen a designer who is more stinky and shameless than the game design of "Rebirth", and the word obscenity is simply made for them.
"Why don't we try?" Mowgli asked the others.
"Try it, or can you come up with a more obscene solution?" Everyone agreed with Mowgli's proposal.
There is no way, Chunxiang's shameless remarks have deeply touched the group of guys in the Quanzhen Sect...... No wonder people often say that people divide into groups, and other players will definitely beat Chunxiang to death, where will they agree with his bad idea.
Seeing that everyone was in agreement, Wuji reached out and took out a peach and a banana, and threw them at the Sunset Demon Ape.
When the Sunset Demon Ape saw the banana and peach, he immediately became a mess and rushed to chase after him.
After a while, the system sent a prompt: "You feed the Sunset Demon Ape Crem a special large peach, Kerim loyalty +30......"
"You feed Linda a specialty banana to the Sunset Demon Ape, Linda's loyalty +30......"
Krim, Linda, you can tell the male and female from the name......
"Holy, that's how you tell the difference!!" Mowgli saw the system prompt, and his jaw dropped, and this game designer really had no lower limit.
"How about it, I'll just say, do you accept it or not?" Chunxiang said proudly.
Everyone was speechless, even if this can be achieved, who else dares to disagree?
"Let's go and catch it separately!" In order to save time and not to confuse the monkeys, Mowgli distributed the peaches to everyone and threw them into the group of monkeys together.
When the monster's loyalty is greater than 70, it will follow the player, and soon, each of these guys will be followed by a drooling monkey behind each of them......