1353 To Play or To Suffer?
The party was supposed to be a soothing thing, but for Lu Ming and them, it became an ordeal.
They spent the whole afternoon in packing, and they didn't even step out of the door at all, and even the meal was served directly from the kitchen by Lu Guo, who had just woken up.
Moreover, Lu Guo, the dish he served, really made Lu Ming can't bear to look at it directly.
Either green or white, onions, parsley, tomatoes, okra, chrysanthemum, bitter gourd...... Looking at these opponents who had spent more than 20 years of hard training and still couldn't be defeated, Lu Ming didn't have the courage to drop the chopsticks in his hand.
The key is that Lu Guo has been there to say something vigorously, "I saw them on TV saying that onions contain selenium, anti-cancer, and can prevent high blood pressure", "okra can protect the liver and stomach", "Eat more bitter gourd, detoxification, and brighten the eyes"......
Lu Ming believes this statement.
The more unpalatable it is, the higher its nutritional value.
If a food is unpalatable and not good for the body, then why should we grow it? Thousands of years of accumulation, it has long been eliminated, right?
I believe it, but between body and appetite, Lu Ming still tends to choose the latter, "I said aunt and grandma, I heard on TV that chili peppers can sterilize and drive away cold, and they are the highest and highest vitamin C content among all vegetables, and they are also quite nutritious......"
It's okay not to say it, but as soon as he said this, Lu Guo became angry, "Hehe, let you drink like that last night?" The doctor explained, you must be vegetarian for at least three days! The best is white porridge + buns with no filling, aunt and grandmother, I am willing to spend so much time picking so many colorful things, I have taken great care of your tongue, you still dare to pick and choose, your skin is itchy, right? ”
Lu Ming was speechless, "If there is no filling, then it is not called a bun, but a steamed bun!" Besides, didn't you say that guy was a quack last night? It's already quack doctors in the city, why should you listen to him? ”
Lu Guo's expression was very unhappy, and she defended, "I'm not a child, don't I think about it?" Quacks are indeed quacks, but don't you say that the three stinkers are Zhuge Liang? Quacks can't talk nonsense about everything, some things, at least it sounds quite reasonable, if it's obviously false, don't listen to it, and do it if it's a little valuable, what's wrong? ”
"Then you are not a professional doctor, how do you know which sentence of that quack doctor is reasonable and which is nonsense?"
Lu Guo was angry, "Then I also went online to find other doctors for online consultation and asked, and people also said that drunkards like you really have to keep their diet light after drinking and vomiting, everyone says so, it can't be that everyone is a quack, right?" Really, it's all like that, you still want big fish and big meat, the stomach is not good, if you eat it like that, what should you do if your stomach is perforated at that time? ”
"Where is it as serious as you say? Am I that weak? ”
"You're not weak? Haha, don't vomit if you have the ability! I really regret that I didn't use my phone to record your ghost last night, otherwise I would have thrown the video in your face now and taught you how to behave! ”
Seeing that the two of them here are getting more and more excited, they can't stand biting me anymore, "Two, let me interrupt...... I said Sister Lemon, it's true that this guy Qingqing drank too much last night, and he needs to be vegetarian, but the problem is, I didn't have glory with the big monk last night, right? There's no reason why we're going vegetarian too? ”
Lu Guo bit me pitifully, "If you want it, go get it yourself!" ”
When he heard this, his eyes rolled, "Sister Lemon, don't be so angry, I didn't teach that dead Qingqing to be disobedient, yes, I have an idea...... Let this disobedient guy go vegetarian, a few of us enjoy the big fish and meat on the side, in this way, he wants to eat, can't eat, he will definitely be very unhappy in his heart, but there is no way to be unhappy, right? In fact, this kind of torture can persuade him even more, let him weigh more after he is served on the table in the future, and let him understand that the wine is a thing that is cool for a while and suffers for a lifetime, wouldn't it be more educational? ”
Biting me, Tian was so shameless that he threw out a fallacy that only ghosts can believe.
I didn't expect Lu Guo to really believe it!
She really ran downstairs to the restaurant and brought a large table of delicious food, the spray was fragrant and spicy, oily but not greasy, just smelling the taste, Lu Ming's three souls lost two.
While eating, Lu Guo kept making a demonic sound, "Oh, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's a pity, some people can't enjoy such deliciousness, because he only has wine in his eyes!" ”
Seeing others enjoying the delicacies, but he can only drink white porridge and gnaw steamed buns, Lu Ming really wants to die, and he doesn't want to eat secretly, but Lu Guo has just woken up, his spirit is so good, he is extremely well armed, there is no chance to succeed at all, bite me ah and Hongchen, these two guys who are not as good as beasts were bought by Lu Guo with food, and later came to help pack together, Dudu also listened to Lu Guo's words, Lu Ming couldn't get any backup, but he was also told several times, Lu Ming, whose feet and the back of his hands were pinched blue and purple, could only continue to fight with onions, celery, and tomatoes for 300 rounds with tears on the side, and while fighting, he silently recited in his heart "Emptiness is color, color is emptiness, all delicious food is illusory, all fish and meat are floating clouds, Amitabha, good and good" to numb himself.
I also think that the "educational significance" of this method is really remarkable, Lu Guo's mood is very good, and he chatted with Biting Me and Hongchen while eating.
"Hey, when I went down just now, I saw a cute little girl next to Jiandang, with long hair, so thin and thin, her eyes blinking and blinking, and her little mouth always biting, who is it, do we have such a person in our gang?"
Biting me, he poured hot and spicy food into his mouth and replied, "It's a purple suit, you see her every day, don't you know each other?" ”
"What!" Lu Guo cried out in surprise, "Purple, purple? No, it can't be, right? The guy ...... Yes, is it so well-behaved? ”
"So what do you think she should do? Do you come up so spicy that you quarrel with others? ”
"This ......" Lu Guo's whole person was not good, "God, God, that ...... That damn girl turned out to be ...... Is it such a person? It's too bad in the game, isn't it? ”
Hongchen smiled innocently, "Look at what you said, let me say, lemon, your partner who planted flowers together is much worse than in the game, okay, the one in the game who is dressed like a tomboy, and doesn't open his mouth all day long, always has a dead fish eye, and many people in the gang say that she is the male version of the female ghost, but today, the goddess can't be a goddess anymore!" As soon as she came to help many people in the gang couldn't be calm in an instant, I heard that it was still the daughter of a listed company, just now when I was carrying something for Liuxiang's hair, I heard several people there say that if you can catch her, no, it seems to mean that as long as you can say a word to her, this life is worth it. ”
As soon as Hongchen said this, Lu Ming became interested, "Is it beautiful?" I didn't see ......."
Lu Guo glared at him, "What's the matter with you?" Hurry up and drink your porridge! If that's not enough, I'll go down there later! ”
"No, no, these are enough, enough......" Lu Ming, who had already made up his mind to secretly go out to fight for tooth sacrifices at night, hurriedly closed his voice, and then lowered his head to nibble on steamed buns.
Biting me, he also said on the side, "Yes, yes, doing such an event today really opened my eyes!" You said that the acting skills of the people in our gang are so good, don't say anything else, just that dream girl, people in the gang used to always say how stupid she was, and said that she was a big school flower, and I only knew when I saw a real person today, obediently, a female programmer in her 30s! Female programmer! With an annual salary of more than 1 million, the child has long been able to play soy sauce, such a cute little Lori, she called me Gege just now, the voice is so cute, I'll strangle it, and call my heart away! ”
Hongchen was also happy, "The most powerful thing is that the one who dies is healthier!" Although the microphone is never turned on in the game, who would have thought that he would have retired, he was still a professor in the philosophy department of the 985 school before, more than 70 people, and his heart is so heavy, and he went to the game to mingle with a group of juniors who can be his grandchildren, and I don't think it's worth it if he doesn't win the Oscar! ”
Biting me and saying, "That's it, I heard them say that our gang seems to have a main striker of the national team and a professional nine-dan!" I don't know if they're here today. ”
"Don't talk nonsense," Hongchen said in a choked voice, "Let's not talk about whether it's true or not, even if it is, how can such a famous public figure come over?" ”
Biting me ah, "Yes, if you really come to the fryer below, how can we not know?" ”
A few people, you say a word to me, gossiping while eating, Lu Ming's heart itches so much that he can't do it, I really can't wait to get all these things in order and go down to see those acting masters in the gang with my own eyes.
The wrongs are beautiful, the reality is cruel, after the lunch time, the efficiency of buying souvenirs over them has increased significantly, far exceeding the packing speed of Lu Ming and others, even if the escort personnel also stayed together to help pack, the things piled up in this room are still increasing, like one hill after another, not only blocking the sunlight outside the window, but also blocking the possibility of all the hard workers going down to play with everyone.
All the way to more than 5 o'clock in the afternoon, it was finally finished, and when I looked below, everyone couldn't help but be stunned.
It's a bit of an upscale hotel, it's just a masquerade-like bar.
A large number of cosplay, not only cos in-game characters, but also cos and all kinds of other anime, film and television characters that Lu Ming can't name, the banquet hall of Nuoda, there are all kinds of things, singing, playing board games, holding wine bottles and punching, convulsions and awkward dances, singing hiphop that I don't understand at all, and what I said before that a man and a woman hold a balloon race, in short, there are everything.
I'm not convinced by this guy.,Now I'm sitting in front of a set of audio equipment that I don't know where I got it from somewhere and doing DJ work.。
Biting me, seeing this, he was really angry, and he directly touched the side of the disobedient, "Okay, you kid, we are tired and tired on it, you are good, eat and drink spicy food here!" ”
Unconvinced, "Do you want to change you?" Brother, you don't know how hard it is to do this business, from noon to now, at such a time, I haven't moved, I don't want to make this ghost, my feet are numb, and my fingers are about to be poked off! ”
When he was not convinced, his voice was intermittent, his voice was really hoarse, and his tone was so tired that it exploded, not like a lie.
After saying a word or two, Jian Dang over there also pulled a horse face and shrunk in a wheelchair and was pushed over by the purple suit, "It's finally over, it's finally over, I'm really not good, I beat down in the arena in the afternoon, and I'm more tired than when I played XXX Hell Neil King 18 consecutive brushes." ”
Dissatisfied, he sarcastically said, "You guy, are you embarrassed to say that you are tired?" Isn't PK your forte? ”
Jian Dang's whole person was like a prostration, and he even sighed half-dead, "PK is not tired, I am tired of releasing water, I am my own brother, I can't win too much, right?" I'm embarrassed to put it so obviously, I have to weigh it for a long time every time, and my heart is haggard, and my heart is really haggard. ”
Lu Ming looked up, and the management of this circle was indeed exhausted one by one.
"It's said that I'm here to play, it's obviously a crime...... "Lian Lian, who had just come back with the last bit of things, had collapsed on the chair, "my legs were broken, I bargained all day, and I felt like I was about to dehydrate......"
Dissatisfied, "Then you also said that you would go out on a trip together tomorrow, not that I said, it will be even worse when the time comes!" ”
“%¥……!” Liuxiang let out a hysterical wail like a kitten, and the whole person got into Dudu's arms, "What should I do tomorrow......"
This is a question that everyone wants to ask......
I didn't worry for long, because there was news from the restaurant that the dinner at the dinner table could be opened in the evening.
After a nightmare, what awaits everyone is the second and third game.
Eating is a very enjoyable thing, provided that you are not the host.
It's a gang activity, and no matter what, it's the manager's responsibility to say something inspiring before the dinner or toast at the table.
It's really, physical work.
Lu Ming, who had been fighting with the souvenir hill in the room for an afternoon before, realized at this moment that the matter of "sitting" was indeed the happiest thing in the world.
When you go down to toast, you have to stand all the time and not speak, and you have to keep carrying the glass and wine bottle in your hand - your hands can't shake or you don't talk, and then you have to laugh when others talk, and you have to laugh when others gag and say "drink, drink" and you have to accompany the round, and you have to laugh - you have to laugh naturally, you can't laugh stupidly or you won't be like talking, and you can't look elsewhere absent-mindedly.
If the physical strength is good, it will be forgotten, but in this situation, which of them is considered to have good physical strength?
And compared to others, Lu Ming suffered even more, Lu Guo didn't let him drink, and directly asked the waiter for several bottles of boiled water to fill the empty bottles, the consequence was that Lu Ming had to pretend to show perfect "acting skills" in addition to following the team all the time, he was already tired, and he had such a thought in his heart, which would kill him even more.
(End of chapter)
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