Chapter 14 Bring back a Tianshan Grandma
After running to the Luoyang City Gate and turning another corner, Richard circled back to the post station. It cost ten cents to teleport back to the foot of Drum Mountain.
Although he escaped by taking advantage of the chaos, there was no guarantee that no one would find him like the Shaolin player, so Richard deliberately ran in the direction of the city gate, and then went back to the post station.
Coming out of the post station on Drum Mountain, Richard let out a long breath, and then suddenly heard an old voice beside him say: "Coward, I only want to run for my life, if you are not ashamed, I will be ashamed for you." ”
Richard was startled, subconsciously pulled out his steel sword and looked around vigilantly, but after looking around, he didn't find any movement.
The old voice sounded again at this time, "Manly man, scared like this, coward!" Useless stuff! ”
Richard heard the direction of the voice clearly this time, swallowed his saliva and looked at the little girl beside him, and said in surprise: "Just now...... Are you talking? ”
The girl looked old-fashioned, "When you see the elders, don't you kneel down and kowtow?" ”
Richard said: "I said Xiaoluo, ah, no, that little girl." You see it's not too early, so go back to your father. ”
"What a little girl, big girl, I'm your grandma!"
Richard rolled his eyes, "At a young age, the mouth cannon skills are profound, and if you do it, I won't care about your attitude towards the life-saving benefactor, this is ten taels of silver, take it to buy a sugar gourd, and then call a carriage and go home by yourself." I'm going up the mountain. ”
The girl asked curiously, "What are you going up the mountain for?" ”
Richard said perfunctorily: "Of course I went to find my senior brother, you don't know, I am a disciple of the deaf and dumb sect." My senior brother is the master of the deaf and dumb door, he is very fierce, he loves to eat the hearts and livers of girls, if you follow you you may be disemboweled. ”
"Nonsense! You are obviously a disciple of the Freedom Sect! ”
The girl was angry, and caught up with Richard and punched Richard in the waist, "Wuyazi really didn't mention me to you?" ”
Richard's outstretched footsteps suddenly froze in mid-air, knowing that there was no cliff and a loose faction, and he also called himself grandma, the three characteristics added up, it seemed that only one person could meet the conditions......
Richard looked at the girl in surprise, "Are you ...... Tianshan Tong's grandmother? ”
"Smack"
The girl hit Richard's waist with another fist, "Call grandma, or uncle!" I ask you, where is Wu Yazi now? ”
Richard subconsciously said: "On the Drum Mountain." Wait, it's not right, uncle, isn't it true that your eight desolations and six combinations are the only ones who respect their divine skills, and they only rejuvenate once in thirty years? Is this thing still ahead of time like the great aunt? ”
Grandma Tong glanced at Richard, "I didn't expect you to know this, it seems that Wuyazi told you a lot of things." Grandma, I'm not rejuvenating, it's just that I've been hit by the ten-spiced soft tendons and the sad crisp breeze, and now my internal strength is all lost. ”
Richard gasped, "Hiss...... Ten spices are soft and sorrowful...... It looks like you've provoked a lot of people, uncle. ”
Ten Spiced Soft Tendons and Sorrowful Breeze are two of the top poisons in the rivers and lakes, Ten Spiced Soft Tendons Powder originates from the Western Regions, if the player joins Buddhism in the Western Regions, and the sect contribution value reaches 1 million, you can buy it from the sect at a price of 100,000 copies. The characteristics of Shixiang soft tendon powder are colorless and fragranceless, and the poisoned person's whole body is sore, and the internal force cannot be used. Poison and antidote are the same on the surface, and if the poisoned person takes the poison again, he will die of anger.
The sad breeze is a specialty of Western Xia, and players can buy it at the price of 50,000 contributions if they join the Great Snow Mountain and the sect contribution value reaches 500,000. Usually in the bottle, when used, their nose has long been stuffed with antidotes, pull out the cork, poisonous water vapor comes out, like a breeze blowing the body, no matter how clever you are, you can't detect it, so that your eyes are stinging, and the poisonous gas has rushed into your mind. After poisoning, tears fall like rain, which is called "sadness", the whole body cannot move, it is called "crisp", and the poisonous gas is colorless and odorless, which is called "fresh wind".
One of the two poisons is enough to make a martial arts master become a lamb to be slaughtered, and this Tianshan Tong Grandma was hit by two at the same time, and she was able to escape all the way from Tianshan to Luoyang, it seems that her master's strength has broken through the sky!
Grandma Tong said casually: "They are all people from the thirty-six caves and seventy-two islands, and they bought a maid next to me to poison me, trying to force me to hand over the antidote to the life and death talisman." How did they know that there was no antidote to the life and death talisman at all. ”
"Forget it, let's not talk about it. Where is he without a cliff? What kind of chess game is still being set up on this drum mountain? ”
"Uncle Shi knows?"
"There's nothing to know about this. Wu Yazi asked his eldest apprentice Su Xinghe to set up this precious chess game, which has stumped many wise people in the world for decades. If you want me to say that I have this kung fu, Su Xinghe also taught it, why bother and wait for that successor. My junior brother, it seems to be free, but in fact, it is all fake. Then again, how did you get accepted as an apprentice by Wuyazi, seeing that you will be the Six Yang Palms of the Tianshan Mountains, it is possible that you broke the Zhenlong chess game. ”
Richard hurriedly explained: "The disciple was originally a disciple of the Boundless Sword Sect, and after inadvertently climbing to the top of the Boundless Mountain a few days ago, he met his senior brother, and he was taken to this Drum Mountain by the senior brother. This palm technique was not passed on to me by the master, but was given to me by the village chief before I left the village, and the master said that he would not teach me martial arts, but only asked my senior brother to teach me piano, chess, poetry and painting. ”
"Boundless Mountain?"
Grandma Tong's eyes narrowed, a dangerous light suddenly flashed in her eyes, and the momentum on her body suddenly became terrifying, and she gritted her teeth and said, "He really hasn't forgotten that." ”
Richard didn't dare to say anything, and it was not unreasonable for Grandma Tianshan Tong to say this. In the novel, after Wuyazi and his sister Li Qiushui gave birth to their beloved daughter Li Qingluo, they lived together in the blessed land of Langhuan in Wuliang Mountain, Dali. It can be imagined how deep the resentment of Tianshan Tong, who is the senior sister and Li Qiushui's rival, for this place.
Richard had no doubt that if Tianshan Tong's grandmother was given an atomic bomb now, she estimated that she would immediately go to the Xixia Palace to tie Li Qiushui to Wuliang Mountain and then send Li Qiushui and Wuliang Mountain to the Western Heaven together.
Grandma Tong glared at Richard again, "You kid doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth, how can a small village chief have the superior martial arts of my free school." ”
Richard shouted: "What the disciple said is true, but the disciple only got the first three forms of the Tianshan Six Yang Palms. ”
Grandma Tong's expression suddenly froze, and then she sighed lonely, "The Loose Sect is still in decline." That's it, let's not talk about that, now, you go cut down the tree for me. ”
Richard was stunned, "Cutting down trees?" Even if it's to celebrate the reunion with the master, it's too early to hold a bonfire. ”
"Bonfire, you're big! I'm not going to meet Wuyazi. You are asked to cut down trees so that you can build a house. Before you find the antidote to the ten-spiced soft tendons and the sorrowful breeze for my grandmother, I will live in this drum mountain. ”
"Oh, I see, huh? What did you just say? Richard subconsciously responded, and then felt that something was wrong, "Let me find the antidote?" Lie in the groove master and think twice, that's nine times out of ten, no, it's 100% dead! And more than once. ”
Grandma Tong glanced at Richard lightly, "Isn't Wu Yazi unwilling to teach you kung fu?" If you find me an antidote, how about I hand over all the martial arts I will send to you? ”
"Uncle Shi, please rest assured, I will definitely do my best to find an antidote for you."
Richard instantly slapped his chest with a shocking bang.
"Ding, Tianshan Tong has issued a task to you to find an antidote. Please find one of the antidotes of the Ten Spices Soft Tendon Powder and the Sorrowful Breeze within three months, the task reward, and the random Xiaoyao faction of the superior martial arts, do you accept it? ”
"Pick up ...... Accept. ”
Richard gritted his teeth.