If the tree house refuses to open the door, no one will dare to break in. Bayi Middle School? Wen???.

So up to the Elven Empress, down to the Elven Guards, huhula lined up in front of my house.

The scene was like an orderly group of passengers waiting at the bus stop.

I was very pleased with this scene, but I was angry with the Empress Mai Sonoda's elder.

This old demon woman yelled at me with an angry face: "An Xiaoyi, you are really bold, Her Majesty the Empress is standing here, and you still don't open the door!" ”

I was not in a hurry or annoyed, and said lazily: "You have hands and feet, why don't you open the door yourself?" ”

"If I can open it, do I need to talk nonsense with you here!"

Sonoda Mai was even more annoyed.

I sat on the steps of the door, and said indifferently: "Whoever wants to open the door and open it by himself, don't yell at me, I'm not an elf, don't eat your set." ”

"You!" Sonoda Mai pointed at me, trembling with anger.

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Greeting the Elven Empress and taunting Elder Sonoda Dance was actually done by me on purpose, with only one purpose - to use gestures to inform the phoenix, secretly tell Remy, let her greet the tree house, and continue to close the door and not let them in.

At this point in time, Taylor's treatment of Princess Anarita is in the final stages, and all the previous efforts cannot be wasted because of a little negligence and politeness.

While I was at a standoff with them, I gestured again to Phoenix: let Remy sneak in through the skylight, tell Taylor and Princess Anarita the truth, tell Princess Anarita to be ready to play stupid, and open the door when everything is ready.

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There's a reason I've entrusted Remy with all of these tasks.

The treehouse prefers goblins to elves - elves can't communicate with treehouses, but elves can.

Remy's grandmother told me that to the treehouse, the elves were like their children, and that the parents would never refuse a child's request.

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I continued to play scoundrels with the Elven Empress while secretly observing Remy's actions.

Since my rogue behavior had managed to attract most of the attention, and the petite and unusually agile Remy was hard to target, it didn't take long for the phoenix to make a gesture at me - he had successfully entered the tree house.

With a sigh of relief, I know that the next time is both urgent and precious.

Completely ignoring the image, I lay on my back on the doorstep steps, I pillowed my arms, put on a comfortable position, and even crossed Erlang's legs.

"What a despicable and casual behavior, An Xiaoyi, your posture is insulting to the image of our Moonlight City!" Sonoda continued to babble.

"Image?" I raised my eyelids and squinted at her, "Isn't Moonlight City known as the freest country?" Is it possible that even a comfortable sleeping position is restricted? ”

Elder Sonoda Mai was obviously shocked by my words, and she even took the initiative to change the subject: "You want to sleep here?" ”

"Ah, what's the problem?"

"Her Majesty the Empress is coming, not only are you disrespectful, but you are still lying in front of the door and want to sleep, you, you, you are so presumptuous!"

Elder Sonoda couldn't find the words to describe me, and she trembled even more angrily.

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Just as I was contemplating whether or not to do another snoring and farting scene, the closed door clicked and opened.

This is the signal, Taylor has completed the treatment, and Remy has also completed the communication, and the rest depends on Princess Anarita's performance.

I scrambled up from the ground, opened the door nearby, and walked in first.

"Aren't you going to sleep on the ground, how did you get into the house?"

Behind him, Elder Sonoda Mai's angry voice rang out.

I ignored her and winked at Princess Anarita, who was lying on the sand and eating coffee beans while fiddling with her gadgets.

Princess Anarieta winked at me.

I can finally put my mind at ease.

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As the Empress and her party entered the room, I heard two soft sighs.

One was from the Elven Empress, and the other was pulled out by Grand Elder Prissy.

I looked at her, and she nodded at me, but I didn't respond.

Elder Sonoda Mai ordered to the elven guards who followed him, "Start searching. ”

"Wait" I stood up, stopped them, and looked at Mai Sonoda: "This is private territory, you say search will search?" ”

"That's right," she said, holding her head high, like a fighting, "we have Her Majesty's decree, and in order to prevent your cunning scoundrels, we have even invited Her Majesty to come." ”

"Uh-huh" I nodded repeatedly: "You're saying a good thing, but I want to know, why are you searching my house?" Am I breaking the law, or am I breaking the law, or have I committed some inhumane act? ”

"We suspect that there is a possibility that your home is harboring Assassins."

"You're not dreaming," I chuckled, "Assassin? Do you think it's possible for an Assassin to break into my treehouse? Even if he could force his way in, wouldn't he be afraid of the revenge of the tree house? Do you really think that the tree house is just a building? Don't play stupid, you and I both understand that a treehouse is more than just a building, it's a living creature with flesh and blood, a torso, just like you and me! Your way of judging, I suspect, is an insult to the tree house. ”

As I spoke, I raised my voice and said loudly, "Treehouse, what do you think?" ”

There was a violent tremor, and there was a sound of metal bowls and basins falling to the ground in the kitchen, but fortunately there was no sound of breaking, otherwise it would be worth the loss.

Remy flew over and rode around my neck and whispered a few words to me.

I nodded and said coldly, "The tree house is angry, he thinks your words are an insult. ”

"I, I didn't mean to insult you, Treehouse!" Elder Sonoda Mai panicked: "I'm just questioning this Terran kid, since he came here......"

She was suddenly silent.

Once again, the tree house trembled, accompanied by occasional roars.

Remy leaned in to me and whispered a few more words.

"Treehouse said that all living things are equal, all are free, all are dignified and cannot be questioned at will" I said lightly: "Your behavior is a blasphemy against living things, so, apologize." ”

"I ......" Elder Sonoda Mai was like a duck with her neck grabbed at the moment, she wanted to soar several times, but she was swallowed back alive, and finally, like a defeated dog, said dejectedly: "It was my fault to say those rude words before, I ask for forgiveness from the tree house and you." ”

"It's okay, I don't blame you," I grinned.

The tree house also shook slightly, and then fell silent.

"Okay" My expression returned to normal again, and I said lightly, "Now, please explain to me, Assassin, what is going on?" ”