"It's you, you're the guy who plays basketball!" Taylor Swift apparently recognized Ji Guoyan as well.

"Little star, you speak politely, now you hit my car, and now you can't afford to sell yourself."

As soon as Ji Guosha came up, he scolded viciously, this is the wicked person sue first, if he bullies the other party and doesn't understand the traffic rules, he can open his mouth and scold this little star to eliminate his hatred!

"Phew, do you think I don't understand the rules of the road? Suddenly braking hard and trying to make me lose money? You think beautifully! Let's take a look at your brake marks, I'm going to see what the police say. ”

Ji Guoyi's wishful thinking obviously didn't work out, the little star is very shrewd, and he broke the key point in one sentence, his brake mark dragged on for a long time, as long as the police saw it, not only braked sharply, but also speeded.

"This ...... I was also trying to avoid a bear child, and the little kid suddenly rushed out of the road, and I had to apply the brakes sharply. ”

Ji Guozhi knows that it is not good, this slut is so shrewd, if he is entangled by the police, it will be 48 hours of community service.

"Nonsense, where are there any bear children?"

Taylor Swift looked around, but she didn't notice any children, she was convinced in her heart that this hateful guy must be lying, and at the same time thought to herself: "This damn guy, last time I was sentenced to 48 hours of community service, and today I crashed my car, what a disaster for me!" ”

Thinking of this, she suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly looked at her watch: "Oops, it's late!" ”

Ji Guoyi saw her anxious look, knowing that she must be in a hurry, and suddenly had an idea in his heart.

"Alright then, we'll wait for the police to investigate who's wrong and who's right, I think it'll take two hours at the most."

"Bastard, you're lucky, we didn't see each other this time, I should have bumped into a pig."

Ji Guoyan was furious: "Who do you say is a pig?" ”

Not to be outdone, Taylor Swift said, "What, you want to bully girls again?" Hum! I'm not afraid of you now, sue you, I've been learning Yongchun boxing these days, do you want to try it? Specifically for villains like you! ”

The muscles on Ji Guoshi's face twitched, and he was choked and didn't know what to say, so angry that it hurt!

Taylor Swift saw Ji Guo's silence, his heart was dark, and he suddenly walked back to the car with his head held high like a victorious female general.

Ji Guoyan saw that some pedestrians had begun to surround him, and knew that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, and he was also in a hurry, so he was just bluffing just now, so he hurried to flash people.

Taylor Swift fired a few times and found that the car wouldn't start, which was troublesome......

"Did you just hit it? Damn it, what should I do now? ”

When he got out of the car, Taylor Swift found that there were no taxis here, and taxis could not stop on this road, and he immediately panicked.

In a panic, Taylor Swift heard the roar of the engine starting from the car of the full Ji Guosha, and immediately his eyes rolled and he had an idea.

"Hey, my car broke down, you take me to a place, otherwise we'll wait for the police to come, I can't leave anyway, two hours is two hours."

Ji Guoyi was first startled when Taylor Swift slapped the car window, and his face immediately became difficult to look at when he heard the words.

"It's really unfortunate that this is being turned against an army!"

However, Ji Guozhi quickly thought about it in his heart, and felt that it was better not to trouble the police uncle, and to send her a ride at most to be late for a while, and calling the police was not as simple as being late.

"I'm not afraid that I'll rape first and then kill and come up!"

Taylor Swift was not afraid of him, took out the anti-wolf spray from his bag with one hand, and looked at Ji Guoyi with demonstrative eyes.

"Count you ruthless, where are you going?"

"xxx orphan resentment."

"What, don't sue me, you're also going to be a temporary physical education teacher?"

"Phew, I'm going to be a temporary music teacher, are you going to be a temporary physical education teacher?"

After the two finished speaking, their faces were as disgusting as if they had eaten half a catty of flies, didn't they become colleagues?

"Hey, what's your name?"

Ji Guoyi waited until the other party got into the car, glanced at the other party from the inverted mirror, and asked.

"My name is Taylor Swift, and besides, I'm not a star, I'm a singer."

"It's a singer and a third-rate little singer, otherwise how would I not know your name?"

"Even if I am a third-rate singer now, I will become a first-class singer in the future!" Taylor Swift was so angry that this guy's mouth was so stinky that she couldn't help but ask, "What about you?" Aren't you also a third-rate player? I know Kobe, but I don't know who Ji Guoyan is? ”

Ji Guo smiled shamefully: "At least you know my name now, and I will definitely become a first-class star in the future." No! It's not just top-notch, I'm going to be a super-first-class star! ”

Taylor Swift smiled dismissively, "I have the inspiration now, and my next song will be called 'The Cowhide Giant,' or 'The Adventures of the Boastmaster.'" ”

Ji Guo's nose was crooked by her: "You are a third-rate singer and no one listens to it, do you think you are Avril?" ”

The two had just spoken a few words, and it turned into a tense atmosphere again, and the car was filled with the smell of gunpowder for a while, and it was about to explode!

Ten minutes later, the two finally arrived at their destination, neither of them spoke along the way, they didn't talk more than half a sentence, and neither of them was too lazy to talk to each other.

After the crash and delay, it was already 8:40, and the two were 40 minutes late, and their faces were red, because the director of the orphanage had been waiting for them at the door for more than half an hour.

The black dean and his subordinates have indeed been eating outside for half an hour, and the air in Los Angeles is not much better than in Beijing, so you can imagine the feeling of standing outside for so long.

"Welcome to our hospital, the children have been waiting for a long time." There was something in the dean's words, secretly sarcastically mocking the two of them for not being punctual.

Taylor Swift gave Ji Guo a shameful look and complained that he was late.

Ji Guozhi felt keen, and said in a low voice: "Don't forget, but you are rear-ended, you are behind me, and you will be late if you don't crash." ”

Taylor Swift's face turned red when he heard this, and he glared at Ji Guoyan fiercely.

The black dean had a good look in his eyes, saw the movements of the two clearly, and said smartly: "Little guy, your girlfriend is very beautiful, you look very compatible, I hope you have a good job." ”

"Whew!" The two of them said in unison, spraying the black dean with a full face.

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Ji Guoyi is a physical education teacher today, and Taylor Swift is a music teacher, in fact, these two people are not interested in bear children at all, but this job can make them kuài get rid of 48 hours of community service. It's much better to be a teacher than to clean a public toilet.

Physical education classes were held outdoors and music classes were held indoors, and the two of them separated when they entered the school, each doing their own work.

Ji Guoyan can only basketball, so he naturally teaches basketball, and this class of students was very excited to see the tall Ji Guoyi, and many people pestered Ji Guoyan to sign it.

Coincidentally, he was also a physical education teacher in his last life, and he was able to do this kind of work, so let these bear children run two laps on the playground first.

From today on, Ji Guoyi will come here to teach these bear children 10 times, and then his community service will be completed, and then he will be liberated. From then on, when I had free time, I could go to a nightclub to find strippers and have an in-depth conversation, instead of running here to teach these bear children to play basketball.

"It's all for me, from today onwards, I'll teach you to defend first, and defend to win the championship!"

After finishing speaking, seeing that this group of bear children didn't seem to be interested in defense, they all looked like they were in a mood, and Ji Guoyi was immediately angry!

"In China, before learning kung fu, we must first learn to be beaten. It's the same with basketball, before you learn to attack, you have to learn to defend first. ”

"Yes, sir."

These bear children are still weak, which makes Ji Guosha extremely unhappy. This is to teach you how to be a human being in China. Unfortunately, this is the United States, and corporal punishment of students is estimated to turn into 480 hours of community service.

Ji Guoyi only brought a basketball and smiled at the bear children: "Look at it." ”

The bear children really looked attentive, which made Ji Guoyi feel like a street performer.

Ji Guoyi found a basket, retreated outside the three-point line, and under the watchful eyes of the bears and children around him, he ran, accelerated, and jumped......

Because he was outdoors and worried about injury, Ji Guoyi's jump height was controlled at about 60cm, his body turned 180 degrees at the highest point, and he changed hands behind his back to dunk the ball in!

"The teacher is amazing......

"Honestly dancing so high......"

"The teacher is so handsome......"

Ji Guoyi's dunk was completed very easily, and after landing, he picked up the basketball and said to the bear children: "Do you want to learn?" ”

"Yes!"

This time, the bears' answers were powerful.

"If you want to learn, let me complete the previous courses first, you will perform well in the first nine classes, and I will teach you to dunk in the last class."