There is a disease on earth called fetishism, which refers to having a strong sexual interest in something that has been used by the opposite sex.

But here, I have to defend myself: I'm so meow without a fetish!

The reason why I looked nervous and sniffed it carefully was not because it was a piece of toilet paper!

Until you get a definite answer, God knows if this toilet paper has ever been used!

Also, don't look at me with your perverted eyes, believe it or not, I'll show you perverted on the spot!

The continuous complaining and roaring in my heart finally eased my nervous mood.

After hesitating for a moment, I awkwardly put the toilet paper back in my pocket, and I turned around and walked towards the house.

"Hey!" Princess Anareta stopped me: "Where's your reply?" ”

"Wait!"

I went into the house, grabbed a pen, ran into the toilet too, and wrote my thoughts crookedly on it.

I have to say, toilet paper is such an amazing thing!

Whether on the earth or on the Zephyr continent, it is the most popular and practical daily necessities.

Plagiarism, preacher, even if you are caught red-handed, as long as you blow your nose hard, it is better to rub it again, and everything will be fine.

Maneuvering between the nobles and the royal family, if you want to hand over important information, as long as you quietly write the content on the toilet paper, fold it a few times, or still crumple it into a ball, you can generously bring the information in and out unimpeded.

Even if you get caught, you just have to say that it is used to blow your nose and wipe your buttocks, and most people will never have the courage to open it.

If the folding table is the first of the ten weapons, then the toilet paper is the king of transmitting information.

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The moment she saw the toilet paper for the first time, Princess Anaretta's expression was shocked and her heart was broken.

She was so scorched by the thunder that it took a long time for her to burst out with a sentence: "What is this?" ”

"My reply," I said lightly.

Toilet paper swayed in the breeze like a flag covered in small black letters.

"Can't you just pick a better piece of paper to write?" Princess Anareta said wildly, her mouth had turned into a trapezoid.

"Isn't it very convenient" shook the toilet paper again, and I looked disgusted: "This is the highest grade toilet paper, thickened and soft, not easy to write at all, in order to write down all the ideas, I wasted a lot of energy." ”

"Huh? Why do you still have this expression? Do I have to use regular toilet paper to write? ”

"Can't you just stop thinking about toilet paper?" Princess Anareta was about to go crazy: "Think about paper, ordinary paper, why can't you write on ordinary paper?" ”

I gouged out my ears and nose, with an even more disgusted expression: "Huh? ”

Then, Princess Anareta was completely devastated.

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Toilet paper, which was eventually brought back by Princess Anareta.

Before leaving, the princess made a not noble move, she spat hard in front of me, and left angrily.

When I got home, Princess Anarita came up to me and asked, "Is it Anareta?" ”

"Ah, yes."

"Why did she come to you?" Princess Anarita looked suspicious.

"She was attracted by my dashing and heroic appearance, and came to have a tryst with me."

"Liar" Princess Anarita didn't believe it at all: "My sister won't have a tryst with you, and besides, you've seen anyone spit on the ground after the tryst." ”

"Maybe she belongs to the mythical beast alpaca, and she spits when she is excited."

"Divine beast alpaca?" Princess Anarita looked confused: "What is that?" ”

"Leave him alone" Cagalli walked over and said, "Xiao Yi will come up with one or two words from time to time that no one understands, as long as you don't hear them." ”

"Oh," Princess Anarita nodded incomprehensibly, and turned to me again, "Tell me, why the hell is my sister coming to you?" ”

Sighing, I said helplessly: "The Empress sent me as a messenger, now you should be satisfied." ”

"The Courier?" Princess Anarytta muttered to herself, "My sister? ”

"Well, didn't I say something more rude and ruthless before, and your sister asked her to send me a message."

"Is it a conviction for your conviction?" She stared at me, nervous.

"No," I said, "it's just an exchange of information and opinions, and it has nothing to do with conviction or anything." ”

As I spoke, I carefully unfolded the crumpled toilet paper and spread it on the table.

After taking turns to read the contents of the toilet paper, the phoenix and the goblins breathed a sigh of relief, and the goblins also soothed their expressions, Princess Analita patted her chest and said, "Scare me, I will say, my sister is definitely not such a heartless person." ”

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It's unclear whether the Elven Empress is a heartless person, but one thing is for sure, she's not my enemy at the moment, but rather a Suffering ally.

Today's toilet paper is also like a document for help, asking me for help.

If you want to help the Elven Empress, you must first understand the enemies around the Elven Empress.

The six elders are: Prisla, Mai Sonoda, Silk Glass, Mera, Lindsay, and an unknown old woman.

The camp of Grand Elder Prisla is unknown, but from my current knowledge and analysis of her, she is a hypocrite, and she usually does not show her expression, so I can't guess what is going on in her heart.

Elder Sonoda Mai is a cold old witch, and she is also the person I don't understand the most so far.

I was surprised that she had shown unusual anger at Elder Lindsay for tampering with the contents of the letter on more than one occasion, and I had thought she was from Akahavi's side, but I had not thought that she had shown unusual anger at Elder Lindsay for tampering with the contents of the letter without permission.

I wondered if this was a ploy to try to get close to me and win my favor, or was that what she was really doing?

Until there is a definite basis, it is too early to put her on which team.

Elder Lindsay was very amused, she watched and obeyed Elder Sonoda's words, and from time to time, she would break free from the reins and go her own way.

Taking the previous tampering with the contents of the letter as an example, her behavior seemed to have far exceeded Elder Sonoda's expectations, otherwise, Elder Sonoda Mai would not have shown such an angry expression.

But as I said before, it's too early to draw conclusions about her.

I don't know if the alteration of the letter was a temporary reality or a premeditated conspiracy.

Elder Mera didn't need to say more, it must be someone from Akahavi's side.

I didn't know where Elder Silvara was standing, but judging from her behavior of ignoring Barbara and directly ordering the goblins to assist the team, it was certainly not my friend.

As for the elder with an unknown surname, no matter what thoughts and feelings the people around her revealed, she kept her head down, as if she was thinking, and as if she was dozing.

But I have a vague delusion—this person may be deeper than the city of Grand Elder Prisla.