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Today is the day of the ten-year reunion of Liu Hao and his college classmates.

Originally, according to the agreement, he should go to the football field of his alma mater to meet everyone.

However, the train was late, and when he arrived in the capital, it was already more than five o'clock in the afternoon, so he naturally missed the ball game.

"Alas, what a bad luck! I knew that I would take two sips before boarding! He took an extra twenty hours on the train in vain, and he is still indignant.

Here's the thing, he was about to get on the plane, but when he boarded the plane, his feet went crazy again, he kept shaking and kicking, and he almost didn't kick the boarding ladder, so that the airport security didn't dare to let him get on the plane, and his name was blacklisted.

I thought I would come a day earlier to get together with my brothers, but in the end I could only take the free train sadly.

About his crazy feet, I have to start from more than two months ago.

The first time he saw that his feet were often out of the control of his brain, and he would often 'mess out of his feet', was at a meeting of the transportation management department.

At that time, the leader was speaking, and his subordinates were listening attentively to the leader's instructions, and suddenly his feet kicked involuntarily!

This kick is out of control, like a patient with epilepsy who can't hold his mouth, a player with cramps can't take care of his feet, and the overlord has to shoot the arrow with his bow...... There is no control at all!

The tapping sound continued for a long time, but he couldn't do anything, and in the face of the angry gaze cast by the leader, he could only roll on the ground and pretend to be crazy......

After inexplicably returning from the hospital, the unit also immediately gave him a holiday, but strangely, there was no such situation for several days.

I thought it was okay, so I happily prepared to celebrate with my wife in bed, but I didn't expect that halfway through the happiness, the problem was committed again.

If the posture is piston movement, that's still a good thing, but this guy likes to play with helicopters, or is he the kind below, and as a result, he kicked his wife out of bed, followed by endless kicks......

At first, he thought he had arthritis, so he went to the Chinese medicine doctor to have a look, but the Chinese medicine doctor shook his head. He did not give up and went to the Western doctor for an examination, but the diagnosis was still not abnormal.

Could it be that your own brain is broken?

Now he was confused, what the hell was going on?

As time passed, the problem of disorderly feet became more and more severe, and the frequency of the disease became higher and higher, so that it came once an hour. It must be a long way to go back to work, and even when he sleeps in bed at night, he has to tie his feet to the edge of the bed with two ropes, and if he still wants to be happy, he has to tie two thicker ropes to his thighs......

He was desperate now......

It's strange to say that he borrowed wine to kill his sorrows that day, drank a lot of red wine, but his body was not abnormal, and he was very energetic.

It stands to reason that after drinking so much wine, at least his spirit is extremely poor, but he is alive and well.

It happened that a friend organized a ball game that day and called him, so he went to play.

In the game, he was responsible for taking a corner, and the result was an accident.

Those disobedient feet actually kicked the football directly into the goal......

To his creep, in the second corner, the ball went into the net again!

If you score two free kicks in a row in a game, it's already a big achievement, and two corners in a row? It is not an exaggeration to describe it as a miracle.

And with Liu Hao's foot skills and physical conditions, that is, the third-rate level in the amateur level, it is impossible at all!

According to his colleague, it was because he drank too much and made it blind, which was no different from making a big woman's belly.

The casual joke of his colleague made Liu Hao realize.

Maybe it's because of the wine!

He drank two bottles of red wine before the game.

The red wine was forcibly stuffed to him by a truck driver who pulled red wine when he was on duty on the highway.

Thinking of the four boxes of red wine of unknown origin, the more he thought about it, the more strange and suspicious he became.

First, the text on the packaging cannot be found on the Internet, is it from heaven?

Second, the taste of red wine is very different from the taste of other red wines, more like glucose?

Third, why don't you get drunk when you drink that wine, obviously the smell of alcohol on your body is very strong, but why do you become more sober the more you drink?

Fourth, after drinking the wine for Mao, he didn't kick his feet indiscriminately?

Fifth, why do you exercise in bed...... Soccer ......

Yes, he finally blamed the red wine for this strange incident.

After that, whenever his feet couldn't control it, he drank a small glass of red wine, and then his feet became more obedient, just in response to the advertising line: "Good teeth, good appetite, good body, eat Ma Ma fragrant ......"

What excites him the most is that he can finally show his strengths in his favorite sport of football, and the pleasure of pointing and playing and kicking accurately allows him to find his long-lost happiness on the football field, just like a man finds his majesty in front of a woman.

But the problem came again, he was used to drinking red wine, and his feet were obedient, but if he didn't drink every hour, his feet would be even more disobedient and he would kick everywhere......

The foot addiction was cured, and the alcohol addiction came up.

But he'd rather be drunk than have athlete's foot!

So he simply took the four boxes of red wine at home, added new grapes and wine, and re-mixed them into ten barrels of red wine, so that he could drink it as medicine......

"Alas, intermittent Parkinson's disease", after taking two sips of wine, Liu Hao laughed at himself, then squinted his eyes, and seriously looked at the bottle of his own special medicinal wine in his hand, a little confused and helpless.

"It's a loss, how much do you have to drink along the way! This is my lifeline," he shook his head vigorously, and after spitting on the strong smell of wine, he looked at his watch, and it was almost six o'clock......

By the time we arrived at the 'Big Apple', nearly half of the meal had been eaten, and everyone had red badges on their faces, apparently having drunk a lot of wine.

Embarrassingly, when he walked into the box, everyone didn't recognize him.

"Waiter, give us two more bottles of Erguotou!" A beautiful man sitting with his back to the window shouted at the top of his voice, and his two red eyes were directed at Liu Hao.

Liu Hao was slightly stunned, and said in his heart, isn't this the boss Wang Jing? actually treated him as a waiter, is Lao Tzu really wearing such a servant today? At first glance, it is for the people!

He didn't even recognize his own brother, and it hurt his heart.

"Ahh Isn't this a mouse? ”

Fortunately, Cai Jin's eyes were sharp, and he recognized Liu Hao at once, which warmed Liu Hao's heart.

When everyone heard Cai Jin say this, their eyes narrowed, and they all looked at Liu Hao.

"This is a mouse?" The boss Wang Jing staggered to his feet and poked forward, obviously a little incredulous.

"Mouse?" He looked around again, asking for everyone's opinions, and finally lowered his head, the golden curly hair drooping, like the rock lead singer ten years ago, still so coquettish.

Subsequently......

"Hahahaha, mouse, you also have today, you have finally grown into a man like a pig, ahahaha......"

As soon as Wang Jing confirmed this, the atmosphere became rich.

Wipe! Even so, compared with the guy in front of him, Lao Tzu is still the man who was the same as the wind back then!

"Mouse! If you're late, you'll be fined! Cai Jin, who was as bloated as a ball, had already excitedly picked up the half-bottled two-pot head and met Liu Hao's eyes.

Although there were still four or five meters away, Liu Hao could already feel a strong sour smell rushing up from his stomach.

If it is a red bar that he brews himself, it will not pour a thousand cups, after all, the more he drinks, the more sober he becomes, but these two pots? Pull it down!

Although it is common to accompany the leader to drink on weekdays, drinking is always a thorn in his heart, and he will get drunk whenever he drinks! Don't recruit leaders to see!

Recently, I was criticized by the leader on the grounds that if you can't drink, don't drink, don't come to work the next day!

Alas, it's the red wine again......

Of course, the thorn in his heart, the initiator, is Cai Jin, the sworn friend who killed a thousand knives in front of him, who was killed by him since college, and he has a heart disease.

The fat on his face trembled and trembled, cold sweat oozing slightly from his forehead, and he involuntarily turned half of his body.

"You guys have the wrong person...... I'll bring you wine......

Half an hour later, Liu Hao was tragic......

"Look, the tongue is curled, and this kid is drunk again, the same as before, haha! No play! Cai Jin got carried away and threw Liu Hao on the sand, at this time, they had already shifted their positions and came to kTV, and Liu Hao seemed to be drunk.

"I'm obedient, I didn't expect to see him for ten years, this guy is so fat, he carried it with one hand back then, and he could throw it more than ten meters away......

"No matter how fat, fat...... Also...... It's not as good as you, the old demon of Montenegro, you should have ...... a long time ago It's time to slaughter!" Although Liu Hao was very confused, he still heard it clearly, at least he couldn't suffer a loss.

In terms of fat, Cai Jin was a famous fat man back then, and Liu Hao was like a jade tree in the wind, and he has always been the object of his ridicule, but he didn't expect that ten years later, he would also be with the fat man, and Cai Jin would naturally not let go of such an opportunity.

"I ...... I can tell you that my alcohol consumption has doubled now! Unbelief...... I don't believe you and me...... Singled out! ”

Liu Hao opened his eyes slightly, and a few blurred figures came into view, these are the best buddies, and he naturally let go of his words.

If it was usual, even if he wasn't drunk, he would find an excuse to pretend that he was drunk, but after seeing these guys today, not only did he drink a lot more than usual, but he was even much more interested in drinking?

After he spit out the word 'heads-up', he was startled, but it was too late to regret it.

"Okay, ten years ago, my brother and I carried you back, and ten years later, my brother will still carry you back!" When Cai Jin heard the word heads-up, he was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and it seemed that he still hadn't drunk enough.

It's a drunken mania...... Even the eldest Wang Jing secretly took a few steps back, away from this killing god. Although he is the boss, when it comes to drinking, he really doesn't dare to fight with this drunkard.

Let's roar and relive the youth of rock 'n' roll...... hugged Jiang Su, who looked like a literary youth, and the two of them sat aside.

Liu Hao, who was reclining on the sand, stared at the can of beer on the table, staring at the cans of beer on the table, with a burst of fear in his heart.

The second pot head becomes a can, doesn't it have to be poured again?

After struggling to get up and drinking a bottle of water, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"When I say heads-up, I'm a heads-up free-kick...... Whoever fights with you has no technical content. ”

"A free kick? Burst! Cai Jin was already holding a can of beer and drinking it by himself, but when he heard Liu Hao say this, he couldn't help but vomit.

Maybe you can fight with him for a few more rounds, play football with him, and fight free kicks? This is simply looking for abuse!

"Drink too much! How many balls did my brother let you pick out of the goal? It's enough for you to use as sperm......"

…… Liu Hao was speechless for a while, and was poked in the sore spot by Cai Jin again, although he used to have a good body, but he really can't compare with Cai Jin in football, isn't there a fat man named Elton in professional football? Liu Hao has always felt that Cai Jin's degree is not inferior to that of Brazilian striker Elton, and he is also a ball lightning......

And he Liu Hao? It's purely a number on the field.

Hmph, Liu Hao sneered, "Master, I have a big move now, a big move for free kicks, even if Xiaobei, Ronaldo or Juninho come, I don't care about it!" Cut you? It's like eating vegetables, if I can play professional football, I will definitely win a championship for the team. ”

"Cut, I've really drunk too much, I can't pay taxes to brag, you're going to play a free kick with me, and you're not an opponent in Pro Evolution Soccer. If you can score a goal, I'll give you a Q5 ......."

Cai Jin scoffed, and he drank too much.

"Aha! This is what you said, you are going to make a Q5 decision, and you don't break your promise when the time comes! Liu Hao immediately became energetic, as if he had changed as a different person, but in an instant, he wilted.

"Alas...... It's a pity that I didn't qualify for the professional league, my Q5 ......" let out a long sigh, as if he used to be a professional footballer, a legend, and now he can't play and is depressed.

"Yes, you don't look like you're awesome, you can't stand it, aren't you just a professional player, I'll get you in, I want to see if you can really score goals on the field!"

I didn't expect Cai Jin to take it seriously......

"But if you can't score, hehe......" Cai Jin smiled evilly and licked his tongue, "You invite me to play on Wenfeng Road in your city for a week......"

Wenfeng Road ...... Hearing this familiar street name, Liu Hao was jumping. Xindao has been thinking about this famous fireworks road all over the country, since college, Cai Jin wanted to ask him to take Wenfeng Road for a walk, he never agreed, I didn't expect to graduate ten years ago, this thing is still in mind.

How lustful the fat man is, in order to go to Wenfeng Road to play, take Q5 to gamble......

Liu Hao couldn't help but glance at his belly, why didn't he have this potential?

"Cheng ...... Anyway, I really want to participate in a professional competition, just one, and I'm content......"

"Uh-huh, if you can score, brother, I'll give you a whole Q5 ......"