Chapter 281: Elective Dictionary (3)

ADAMS CONTINUED WITH HIS UNIQUE OPENING REMARKS: "MY COLLEAGUES AT THE YEAH~E-TYPE CLUB KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER HOBBIES WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO, EXCEPT FOR WATCHING BOSS POSEIDON'S GAMES, I JUST DRINK A LITTLE WINE. Actually, I'm standing here talking to you right now, but I had a drink last night in a small bar on the banks of the Seine. ADAMS SAID: "A BUDDY TOLD ME THAT MASTURBATION IS THE SAME AS COOKING, AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, BUT WE STILL PREFER TO HAVE WOMEN." ”

AFTER WAITING FOR THE HILARIOUS AUDIENCE TO BE QUIET FOR A WHILE, ADAMS SAID, "BUT THE CHEF IS EVEN MORE TRAGIC BECAUSE WE USUALLY COOK OUR OWN FOOD." OF COURSE, NOW I'M COOKING FOR BOSS POSEIDON. ADAMS SMILED WICKEDLY, "BOSS POSEIDON SAID HE ENJOYED MY SERVICE VERY MUCH. I cook a good dish, I really don't lie to you. ”

PRINCE WILLIAM AND VIVA LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT TEARS WERE ABOUT TO COME OUT, VIVA CLUTCHED HIS STOMACH, AND PRINCE WILLIAM WIPED HIS EYES AND MOANED: "OUCH, OUCH, POSEIDON I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE." The broadcast camera gave Yang Hai's crying and laughing face a big close-up.

"SINCE I'VE BEEN A FULL-TIME CHEF, I'M BETTING BOSS POSEIDON HAS GAINED AT LEAST A POUND OF FAT ON HIS ASS." Adams continued: "You ask me how I know the Tao? I won't tell you such a secret thing. ”

There was a flurry of screams and whistles at the scene.

β€œOK,OK。 BESIDES, BOSS POSEIDON IS GOING TO DISLIKE PEOPLE. Adams shook his head exaggeratedly: "Let's focus on the draft." Well, this year's champion is the most brilliant and the last flower falls to the savage, which is really fast. Well, this is already a tradition of savages, they do everything faster than others, anything. ”

"This guy is just too bad." VIVA COULDN'T HELP BUT SMILE AND SHAKE HER HEAD.

"NOW, MR. LYNN FROM THE SAVAGE CLUB IS INVITED TO COME UP. Hand me the envelope and I will open the envelope and announce the list of champions. ”

Lin Bo's expression looked like he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, it was really not a good thing for a man to be too fast. HE WALKED UP TO THE STAGE, SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID TO ADAMS, "THANK YOU, MR. ADAMS, FOR YOUR EVALUATION OF THE SAVAGE, WHICH IS SHARP AND MEMORABLE." ”

"Don't say that. Kiss. ADAMS REPLIED WITH A SMILE, "I'M JUST A REGULAR E-TYPER." ”

Lin Bo rolled his eyes, he felt that this Adams's mouth was unprecedented, and for Lin Bo, who had read countless people, this guy was also a strange flower, and Lin Bo felt that it was better for him to remain silent. He shoved the envelope into Adams' hand, then stood aside and did not speak.

"Okay," Adams rubbed his hands excitedly, "let's see who this year's champion is." You must be thinking now, hurry up and open the envelope, fatty! We also have to make changes to the list according to who the champion is! But I don't, I'm going to take my time. Adams opened the envelope: "Speaking of fat people." Give everyone a brain teaser, what will become of a fat man falling from 20 floors? ”

Adams opened the envelope and released the answer: "Obviously, going to turn into a dead fat man β€” hey, don't laugh." Don't laugh, there is a dead fat man in every story, you should get used to it. For thousands of years, the dead fat man in the story can circle the earth together. Okay, without talking nonsense, let's talk about it. ”

Adams opened the envelope.

Just when everyone thought that Adams was going to elongate the tone to create suspense. For example, this year's No. 1 No. 1 is to pause for more than a dozen seconds and let the camera give a close-up of every rookie who has a chance to compete for the top spot β€” it's actually a convention, but Adams didn't, and he read almost non-stop, "This year's No. 1 is TITAN." ”

The audience was stunned, and some people didn't even react, Adams smiled: "Do you think I'm going to drag out the sound?" I SAID HOW CAN ADAMS'S MIND BE GUESSED? OK, congratulations, at this moment, a miracle was born! TITAN, A YOUNG PROFESSIONAL GAMER FROM CANADA, IS A NEW PROFESSIONAL GAMER. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, TITAN IS THE YOUNGEST CHAMPION EVER! This means that a record is born! We invite our little ghost to play. ”…,

TITAN WAS STILL ASKING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER IN DISBELIEF, ASKING IF SHE HAD HEARD IT WRONG. ALTHOUGH THE WILDLINGS HAD APPROACHED HIM BEFORE, TITAN ONLY SAID THAT HE WOULD NOT REFUSE THE WILDLING'S CALL, AND DID NOT EXPECT THE WILDLING TO SIGN THIS TO HIM.

So much so that when he walked on stage, there was no look of surprise on his face, and he still looked a little shocked.

ADAMS SMILED AND REACHED OUT AND PATTED TITAN'S SHOULDER, "GOOD JOB, LITTLE TITAN, BOSS POSEIDON HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT YOUR POTENTIAL." ”

"I know it." TITAN LAUGHED AS WELL AND REPLIED WITHOUT HUMILITY.

"Come, as requested by the organizers, I want to do a short interview with you. WHILE THIS KIND OF INTERVIEW IS REALLY BORINGβ€”" ADAMS SHRUGGED, ELICITING ANOTHER BIG LAUGH, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO CRUSH BOSS POSEIDON UNDER A CHRYSANTHEMUM?" ”

TITAN COOPERATED WITH A LEWD EXPRESSION: "OH~YEAH~THATS-GOOD......"

Adams nodded with satisfaction: "This opportunity doesn't come often, enjoy it." Do you have anything to say now? Testimonials or something? ”

"Well, it's really emotional." TITAN SAID: "I AM VERY GRATEFUL TO MR. LIMBO FOR HIS LOVE FOR ME AND FOR CHOOSING ME IN SO MANY POWERFUL YEARS. In fact, I know in my heart how lucky this champion is. THIS YEAR IS A VERY SPECIAL YEAR, EVERYONE IS VERY STRONG, ESPECIALLY THE BOSS POSEIDON, HE IS ALREADY A GENERATION OF SUPERSTARS, AT THE LEVEL OF GODLIKE AND TONY. Everyone knows that the boss of Poseidon is more worthy of the title of champion, and they also know that he can't stand here at this moment. The E-TYPE Club is a very special club. I RESPECT THEIR TRADITIONS, AND I ADMIRE BOSS POSEIDON'S OPEN-MINDEDNESS TO GIVE UP HIS CHAMPIONS. IN THIS MONTH OF THE DRAFT, THE BOSS OF POSEIDON IS NOT SO MUCH OUR YEAR AS OUR COMPETITOR, BUT OUR BIG BROTHER, BOSS POSEIDON IS VERY GOOD, AND WHEN THERE IS A TECHNICAL QUESTION TO ASK HIM, HE CAN ALWAYS GET A CLEAR AND SATISFACTORY ANSWER. WHEN LEBRON WAS QUESTIONED, IT WAS ALSO THE BOSS OF POSEIDON WHO STEPPED FORWARD TO PROTECT LEBRON FROM BEING BULLIED BY SOME PEOPLE WITH ULTERIOR MOTIVES. LEBRON, AS A CHAMPION, I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY SUPPORT TO YOU ON BEHALF OF ALL MY COLLEAGUES FOR THE TIME BEING. It doesn't matter what those people say, we support you because we know that you are a good person. IN ADDITION TO BOSS POSEIDON, TIANTIAN, LEBRON, MC, LV, AJ, PRATI, ETC., THEIR STRENGTH IS VERY, VERY STRONG, AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT THE STRONGEST AMONG THEM, I THINK MR. LIMBO CHOSE ME BECAUSE HE THINKS I HAVE POTENTIAL, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE UP TO THE LOVE OF A PART OF THE LEGEND, AND I HOPE THAT IN 10 YEARS, WHEN MY CAREER ENTERS THE GOLDEN AGE. People look back at the draft 10 years ago and praise Mr. Limbo for his burning eyes, and TITAN deserves to be the champion. Thank you. ”

AFTER TITAN FINISHED SPEAKING, HE HUGGED LIN BO, AND THEN WALKED DOWN WITH LIN BO. I sat down with the people of the savages.

"How does it feel?" William asked: "For the transfer of TITAN. ”

"I can't figure it out." Yang Hai said honestly: "I don't understand what Lin Bo thinks. I've thought about a lot of top candidates, but I didn't expect it to be TITAN. CAN TITAN'S UNINHIBITED STYLE PLAY OUT IN A CLUB LIKE SAVAGE THAT IS LOCKED UP? Besides......" Yang Hai looked at Hades not far in front of him and didn't continue, but VIVA and the prince understood what he meant.

The characteristic of TITAN's technique is that it is necessary to hit the core in order to exert its power and gradually cultivate. AND TITAN IS ONLY THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, AND HIS BODY IS NOT FULLY DEVELOPED. The physical aspect is a hard injury, and it is almost impossible to guarantee attendance in a brutal league, and even for adults, a marathon like the league is a test.

Moreover, with the introduction of TITAN, the characteristics and location of TITAN's technique are in conflict with Hades.

"Unless." VIVA SAID TWO WORDS, BUT DIDN'T CONTINUE.

Yang Hai and William knew what VIVA was talking about.

Unless Lin Bo is already planning to give up the style of play with Hades as the core.

Yang Hai thought about it and felt that it was very likely, because it was obvious that although the king of Hades had excellent command ability in team battles, this was far from enough in a wealthy family, and it was even more impossible to compete with the lineup of the Big Three. …,

After the dust settled, there was a performance by the band, and the performances at today's party were all international superstars, but Yang Hai was not interested, and they were still discussing the possibilities of the show. The Savages have an eight-digit lottery in their hands and can choose one of the seven Donkey Kong this year, and at the moment they are discussing which one the other clubs will give them leftover.

After the show ended, Yang Hai took the stage and stuffed the envelope to Adams.

Adams took the envelope and looked at Yang Hai's ass. The audience was immediately filled with joy.

"Where are you staring?" Yang Hai asked with a roll of his eyes. "ADAMS, MY GIRLFRIEND IS WATCHING FROM BELOW."

"BOSS POSEIDON." Adams sighed, "I haven't cooked for you in a month. That pound of fat in your ass must have lost weight. ”

"Don't denigrate me, Adams, there's no fat in my ass." Yang Hai patted: "This is a perfect ass." ”

"OH, BOSS POSEIDON CAN ACTUALLY SELL CUTE," ADAMS SHRUGGED, "WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO SELL CUTE?" Confess and be lenient. ”

"When we scrape together the money to send you to quit drinking." Yang Hai said.

Adams was defeated in a big laugh: "Okay, okay, I can't talk about you. What do you do now, do you choose yourself? ”

"ADAMS, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU SAY......"

The list eye sign is considered to be the least suspenseful sign. IT WOULD BE INTOLERABLE FOR BOSS POSEIDON NOT TO WIN THIS LOTTERY. Of course, there is no suspense in the outcome.

"Let me tell you what I said, dear. A thank-you speech is a good one. Don't forget to thank me. ADAMS HANDED THE MICROPHONE TO YANG HAI.

Yang Hai results microphone: "ADAMS, I've disappointed you, I won't say a thank you speech." This one is too earthy. ”

"I WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, BOSS POSEIDON." Adams said, "I'll put three extra spoonfuls of salt in your dish in the future." ”

Yang Hai picked up the microphone and said: "Actually, since my debut, I have rarely won such a place as second, so it feels good to win it once in a while." If you want to talk about your impressions...... I don't have any thoughts about this signing. But I still have a lot of emotions about officially becoming a professional gamer. When I was very young, and I still don't remember, I was adopted by Master. Then learn how to become a professional gamer from a young age. EVERYONE'S CURIOSITY WAS INSTANTLY RAISED, INCLUDING PRINCE WILLIAM AND VIVA.

BECAUSE POSEIDON NEVER MENTIONED HIS ORIGINS, EVEN THE SUPPOSEDLY UBIQUITOUS PAPARAZZI COULDN'T FIND INFORMATION ABOUT POSEIDON. This person seems to have jumped out of a stone since his debut, and I don't know where the Taoist teacher is.

"I spent my childhood in games, I didn't go to school, and I didn't cross paths with my peers at that time. Ever since I was a child, my life was only about games, and I didn't know what else I could do and what else I should do. So, I think I'm a lucky person, I have a master who loves me, who taught me the attitude of being alive, and also taught me how to be a gamer. And now this moment. I became a professional gamer, following in the footsteps of my master, and it made me feel that everything I have given is worth giving, and everything I have loved is worth loving. Yang Hai continued: "Before today. Master and I went through the Heavenly News, and Master was also full of emotion, and he told me that this moment tonight will be the proudest moment of his life, and I feel honored by Master's care. It also made me feel even heavier pressure on my shoulders. I have always been praised by the outside world, and I thank you for your support, but from my own point of view, I know that I have done too little, far from enough. Master is the greatest professional gamer of this era, and people often say that the Nuo Heavenly King has retired, and the Heavenly King era is over, and everyone thinks so, which puts a lot of pressure on me. As his disciple, I must do everything my best in order to truly continue the glory of the times, this is my promise to Master, and I will make him proud of me. ”…,

THE WHOLE VENUE WAS IN AN UPROAR, AND EVEN THE REPORTERS WHO WERE EXCITEDLY PREPARING TO SHORTHAND THE BOSS POSEIDON TO REPORT HIS LIFE STORY STOPPED IN AMAZEMENT.

In fact, many professional gamers have speculated about the origin of POSEIDON before, after all, it is impossible for a master to jump out of the stone inexplicably, but at this moment, it is still impossible to describe people's shock. Nuo Tianwang, such a name really means too many things for game fans in the world to forget.

"I knew that the Dao would be like this," Yang Hai looked at the silent venue: "I discussed it with Master. When I first debuted, Master didn't want me to get too much attention, he didn't want my background to affect people's perception of me, he wanted me to be recognized by people with my own efforts. But today, on the day I officially became a professional gamer, I asked Master for his opinion and decided to make this matter public. First, to prevent some irresponsible speculation from some irresponsible media, and secondly, it is also a very good spur for me, because from the moment I said this, people will treat me as the heir of the king, and now I have not done enough, far from enough. ”

The audience was still silent, and people were still immersed in the news and could not relax. The captain, who was watching the draft at the club, couldn't believe his ears, he turned his head and asked the king, "Hit me and see if I'm dreaming." ”

"It's not a dream." The king was dumbfounded: "I'm the boss of the little king now?" It's mine...... O my God! ”

Yang Hai felt that the atmosphere of the scene was a little delicate, and said with a wry smile: "Now I feel like I am a new six-armed orangutan in the zoo." Everyone must have thought in their hearts, they originally thought that this guy POSEIDON was good, but now by the standards of the king, this guy is too bad. I don't know what it is, but I suddenly feel that the thank-you speech is also good, okay. Thank you to my Master, if you hadn't poured all your heart and soul into me, I would never be where I am today. Thank you Lin Bo, you have watched me grow up since I was a child, and you care for me like your own child, I know that you are a good person, but I will still do my best in the game with the wild man; Thanks to the three bosses of E-TYPE, thank you Uncle Captain, I went to E-TYPE for you at the beginning, and then gradually fell in love with this place, thanks to Uncle King, Uncle King has always been domineering and leak-detecting, thanks to Uncle TERRY, the black-bellied man, everyone said that you are terrible, I know that you really care about me; Thank you Prince William and VIVA, it is rumored that you are my good friends, well, in fact, we are good friends; Thanks to my girlfriend Su Ruoshui, every time I am depressed, you always use soft words to cheer me up again; Thank you TIGER, the best IEC on the planet, you will always be my senior, although we are always bickering or something; Thank you to the teammates of the DARK 2nd team, thank you for your support and trust in me, so that we can achieve such results, there are so many people to thank, my colleagues, TITAN, AJ...... When I'm with you, I suddenly remember that I'm a young man, a colleague of E-TYPE, I'm a very strict person at work, I know how to scold me behind my back, don't let me know it; THANK YOU VISCONTI, OPENING A BLACK SHOP WITH YOU ALWAYS MAKES ME FORGET MY SORROWS, WELL, AND A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ADAMS FOR THE POUND OF FAT ON MY ASS, DON'T PUT THOSE THREE EXTRA SPOONFULS OF SALT, ALTHOUGH MY TASTE IS VERY HEAVY, BUT THREE SPOONFULS WILL KILL PEOPLE. ”

"Originally, I had this plan, but now I don't dare." Adams stuck out his tongue and grimaced, "I'm afraid I'll be said to be the murder of the little king." ”

"ADAMS......" Yang Hai rolled his eyes.

"It's just a joke......" Adams scratched his head, "Uh, I don't know what no one laughs at...... This is the first time. All right. But seriously, I suddenly feel that my work has become a lot more noble, I am cooking for the little king, you know. Adams said, "Maybe I'm the luckiest chef in the world...... Okay, it seems like it's timed out a lot, but the organizers certainly don't mind that kind of scene, I'm sure. So, the owner of the third pick, the representative of the SUNRISE Club, will be invited to take the stage-"

Adams was a little embarrassed to find that no one was paying attention, and when Yang Hai came down from the side, the big-mouthed boss Haji who was supposed to walk up to hand over the envelope? Wren looked at him with a strange look. What's even more weird is that the lights that were supposed to be for the people on the stage were moving with him, and they were all almost to the crowd. Haji? Wren's reaction was not an exception, almost everyone was like this, Yang Hai saw Adams's expression of not knowing what to do, and kindly reminded: "Mr. Wren, it's time for you to go up." ”

Haji seemed a little flattered, and hurriedly answered, stood up a little hastily, awkwardly straightened the corners of his clothes, and walked to the stage.

Yang Hai sat down under the attention of tens of thousands of people in the audience, quite a bit like sitting on pins and needles.

The news of the birth of the disciple of King Nuo was too loud and had seriously interfered with the operation of the ceremony.

"Take it easy." Lin Bo turned his head and encouraged. "You should know that this moment will come sooner or later."

"I'm just a little unused to ......"

"I knew this would be what the Dao would look like." Lin Bo laughed. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )