Chapter 310: The Story of the Fish
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What about the god horse? Princess, can you not kiss a man in public? How many hearts have you broken? It is estimated that even Prince William's heart will be cold...... Not to mention Debusch!
Just said that she had a boyfriend, but her boyfriend really appeared, but I don't know if the boyfriend who kissed her was the boyfriend on the news?
Foreign women treat love much more easily than Chinese women, and they change their ...... when they have nothing to do Even if it's a princess, it's no exception.
"Mathieu!" Liu Hao had no choice but to increase his voice, otherwise he would definitely not be able to hear it. At this point, Debusch must have gone mad. Seeing the princess and her boyfriend lingering with her own eyes, no one can bear this kind of blow, not to mention that Debushy is already terminally ill.
"Mathieu! Mathieu! Mathieu! Three more calls in a row.
Debusch finally lowered his eyelids.
Yes, even if you look up like this, your eyes will get tired, so it's time to take a break! Seeing that Debusch finally had a reaction, Liu Hao hurriedly said: "There is a Chinese proverb that says, there is no grass in the world, why bother to love a flower?" ”
He translated this in English, and after the translation came out, I don't know if it was the original meaning, anyway, that's all he can think of. Debushy is a free and uninhibited guy, tied to death on a flower, that has to make many girls sad, many girls have never been in love, Debusch is obviously a public lover.
"Changed again! Explain that this is my chance! Unexpectedly, Debusi's eyes that were full of gloom suddenly lit up again, and he found a reason to comfort himself so quickly.
Is this his chance? Liu Hao was surprised, this guy is really sick. People just changed their boyfriends, aren't they just in love? How could it be his chance?
"Talk as you go?" Liu Hao put his arm around Debusi and pulled him towards the players' tunnel, which was too ostentatious here, "If this is an opportunity." Then you should attack boldly, if you are not afraid of death. ”
"This is his ninth boyfriend, and when I see that guy is disorganized, I feel that this time there is no drama......" Debusch babbled, still looking for a reason to comfort himself, "Liu, this time I must go to the Thames with you to play." ”
This guy seems to be really going to attack, thinking that he will be killed by the scene just now, but he didn't expect it to stimulate his fighting spirit? Although the mentality of preferring to die in battle is good. But...... Is this worth it?
Du Nima has changed nine boyfriends, and he is still so infatuated, if in China? A woman has so many boyfriends, who wants it? That's all this kind of thing that entertainment tricks do, today you play with me, tomorrow I play with you, the day after tomorrow you play with him, the day after tomorrow he plays with yours again, in short. That's how it is in the Chinese entertainment industry.
Besides, it may not be nine boyfriends. There is a classic saying on the Internet that is, if you ask a woman, how many boyfriends has she had? She said three. Then her real number may be nine, because women are afraid that people think that they are a water-based poplar person, which is said to be three times less, but if you ask how many girlfriends a man has? When the man said nine. Then the number of his actual girlfriends may be three, because men want to save face, so they are all said to be three times more......
And the princess's nine. Could it be twenty-seven? Liu Hao thought of this, and felt that his thoughts were too disgusting, the princess was so good to him, he actually thought so. The princess shouldn't be like that, right? It looks so straightforward......
"Mathieu, if you like it, chase it boldly, the princess is also a human, everyone is good to her, she knows, don't let her change her boyfriend again, of course, if you dare to abandon her with her one day, I will castrate you with that knife!"
Forehead! When Mathieu heard the knife, his spirit was immediately shocked, Charlotte did send a knife to Liu Hao a few days ago, saying that it was a knife specially used for castration in the Qing Dynasty of China, a knife specially used to cut small jj, can he not be shocked?
However, how could he abandon the princess? Only the princess has abandoned her share, right? Didn't her first eight boyfriends all abandon her on her own initiative?
Liu Hao is Chinese, and it is impossible to think about their love with the thinking of a foreigner. Love should be a lifelong thing, is the love that quits halfway through it still true love?
Speaking of love, he thought of Zhang Yu, his wife will get on the plane tomorrow, and she will arrive the day after tomorrow. Xiao Beisheng is newly married, this time is not easy. It seems that there has been no such thing for almost a month, and when he thinks of this, his body reacts a little strangely.
Recently, I've been training, and my body is getting better and better, and I'm full of energy...... My wife came at the right time, if she doesn't come again, you really have to think about it, cough cough......
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After returning to the hotel, Wenger announced that the team had a two-day holiday, and in Birmingham, the players could fly alone, which was the first time, and the Arsenal players were scattered that night, only Liu Hao and Debusy spent the night in the hotel.
After returning to London, Liu Hao will also accompany the princess on a trip to the Thames.
Liu Hao likes this kind of thing, but you ask him to swim in the Thames, he is really not very interested, isn't it just a river? Even if you sit on the Jinluan boat, the scenery is not the same, just a river? But the responsibility is heavy, he has to go both public and private, not to mention, the relationship with Charlotte is good.
Debushi was dressed in a suit and leather shoes that day, dressed as Liu Hao's bodyguard, wearing black sunglasses, so he was not mighty, and followed Liu Hao on the boat.
In the winter, the Thames River was originally frozen, but the princess wanted to visit, so the ice on the river would be gone, and how big the face was. William was also there, standing next to Charlotte all the time, and it seemed that his relationship with Charlotte was anything but unusual.
The boat had just been prepared, and Charlotte's boyfriend arrived. Liu Hao can see clearly what her boyfriend looks like, if he doesn't look closely, that guy really looks a little bit like Nicolas Cage when he was young, that is, his eyes are not as big as Uncle Cage, and he is not as sexy as Uncle Cage, and when he laughs, he is not as sexy as Uncle Cage.
In other words, only there is a slight resemblance in appearance, and everything else is far behind. However, this appearance alone will indeed fascinate many girls, including princesses. Maybe she's obsessed with Uncle Cage and falls in love with this guy, right?
Charlotte seems to call him - Socrates? What a coquettish name.
If you grow a long beard, do you really look like the late football superstar Socrates? Brazziletro? Oliveira.
In terms of appearance alone, Socrates killed Prince William and Debusch in seconds, and he just has a very manly face. This is not even comparable to Debusch, so is it no wonder that Charlotte likes it?
When he came, Prince William was embarrassed to get too close to Charlotte, and the newspapers described the secrets between them, but they were all scribbled, and no one could really know about their relationship.
Socrates does not have the status of a dignitary, but he is indeed Charlotte's boyfriend, which equalizes the height with Prince William, and the sad one is Debussy, who is Liu Hao's bodyguard. I can only stand at the stern of the boat and watch from afar, not knowing what kind of look the eyes in the sunglasses will look like at this time.
He was eager to take his sunglasses off and show Charlotte to see if she could recognise herself as the one who scored yesterday at Birmingham City. It's just that even he didn't have the courage to do this, she was afraid that the princess would not recognize him, but just treat him as an ordinary bodyguard......
There's nothing wrong with him here? With his 18ocm body, he is in the bodyguard group. It's really ordinary, but he seems to be a little uncomfortable with taking a boat? Standing at the stern of the boat, holding on to the railing and covering his mouth, his image is completely gone. However, this could not have attracted Charlotte's attention, but it did attract the attention of the other bodyguards.
Everyone looked at this strange bodyguard in amazement.
Is this guy really a bodyguard? You can still get seasick...... He can't even protect himself, if he protects China Liu?
Debusch also felt embarrassed, but his stomach was turning over at this time. I didn't listen to his command at all, and after a while, there was a whoa. I vomited it directly, but fortunately I vomited it into the river, otherwise the yacht would be considered to be stinky, and the vomit was the most smelly, and the smell was dispersed for a long time.
He did so, but the other bodyguards remained indifferent. People are professional, just take a look, look at the banks on both sides, it is their responsibility to protect the prince and princess, what does this guy Debushi have to do with them?
At that moment, Debusch appeared, and being a bodyguard was far from being a football star. Bodyguards are born and died and no one cares, and football stars are supported by thousands of people and are starry. If he hadn't wanted to come here and get close to Charlotte, he wouldn't have done such an inferior thing. However, now that she hasn't even approached the princess, she is almost finished, and she is really uncomfortable.
Wow......
In a depressed mood, my stomach turned over again and vomited again.
At this time, the bodyguards next to him who pretended to be forced couldn't stand, maybe the one who took the lead, and glanced at the other guy.
Debusch was carried away in this way......
Liu Hao saw Debusi's cowardice from a distance just now, and wanted to come over to help, but when he saw him being carried away, he didn't come.
What a hapless guy who can get seasick for someone of this size?
Socrates is obviously a very well-talkative guy, and he can talk so much with William, these two guys are talking on the surface, but in fact, they are fighting each other in their hearts, although the edge is not exposed. Charlotte went to the bathroom, and they were even more brazen.
Liu Hao seems a little redundant, this kind of big man is fighting, can he interject? It's really another painful trip, and it's better to know that I should have gone to see Debushi just now than to sit here and listen to two fools talking about polo! It's a little fun to talk about football, and if you talk about polo, you can go to the racecourse to talk about it, on the boat...... Should I be fishing?
Thinking of fishing, Liu Haoxin is happy.
Fishing on the River Thames, how much does it feel?
Charlotte wasn't there anyway, so find an excuse to follow.
After asking the bodyguards, I found out that Debusch was now seasick and was resting in their room. This kid didn't see Princess Charlotte's life! Liu Hao shook his head and sighed for Debush.
At the same time, Liu Hao was also a lot relieved, Debusi was sleeping in bed, it was better than standing here and being crazy, right? I just found a fishing rod and sat on the stern of the boat to catch a fish.
The water of the Thames is much clearer than that of Chinese rivers, and the mood for fishing is much better.
"Hehe, you dare to fish in this river?"
Charlotte didn't know when she would appear behind her.
"Ah, Your Highness Princess, why not?" Liu Hao was surprised, why can't you fish in the Thames? He should have stood up as a polite gesture, but he continued to sit lazily with his fishing rod in his hand.
"The original pollution of the Thames was also very strict, and even a boat capsized in the river before, killing more than 600 people, but after the doctor found out the cause, he said that he was poisoned by the water of the Thames......
"More than 600 people died...... What kind of river is this? A river of poison? Liu Hao poked his head forward. The river water is very clear, how can it be poisonous?
"This is true, and it was only after the British tightened their management of the Thames that the river became clear again." Charlotte knows a lot about the UK.
The difference between foreign and domestic treatment of the environment is so big! Hearing Charlotte say this, he also believed a little, "There are many rivers in our country, which are similar to what you said, not to mention jumping into the river and being poisoned." It may be dangerous to stand by the river, it may be smoked to death, but if our country can manage the river like the UK, I think our river will become so clear. ”
Speaking of this, Liu Hao shook his head, as if this was just a fantasy, too difficult.
"Huh! The fish took the bait. Charlotte suddenly exclaimed excitedly.
However, the next moment, it was sad.
The line is pulled halfway through. It doesn't move. The fish were scared away.
The princess is so loud, can the fish take the bait?
"......" Liu Hao was speechless.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Charlotte looked very aggrieved.
"Princess, this fishing is like falling in love. Can't be in a hurry......" At that moment, the guy suddenly pulled fishing and falling in love together.
"Oh?" Charlotte seemed very interested, and asked, "How?" ”
"There are many kinds of fish. But their requirements for food are different, like this bait on my hook, for some fish. It may not like it, but for other fish, it is his favorite food, and for others, it will be like chicken ribs, and it is a pity to discard it if it is tasteless...... So, don't eat until you find something you like......"
"Hehe, don't mess around until you find a man you really like...... Liu, you're so bad, are you hinting at me? Charlotte pouted her cute lips and frowned slightly.
"Haha, where, you are a princess, how dare I talk nonsense, I will tell you a love story of a fish, do you want to hear it?"
"Uh-huh."
"Once upon a time...... There was a fish, he was in the Rhine, one day, he was swimming in the river, and when he saw a beautiful fish, he was moved, and after that, he swam there every day, wanting to see her every day, but he could no longer see her up close, and he swam for ten years...... Ten years later, he swam to the Thames, and finally got close to her, but he now had a lot of fish around him...... But he felt that those fish didn't understand her heart......"
Liu Hao made up a story by the way.
"Hehe, didn't that fish come from the Yangtze River or the Yellow River? How is the Rhine? Liu, you're so good at making up stories, hehe. Charlotte smiled from ear to ear.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, the fish of the Yellow River or the Yangtze River can't swim here, it's too far, they will die in the ocean, because they are freshwater fish, but the Rhine River to the Thames, the distance in between is not far......" Seeing that the princess was so unserious, Liu Hao simply said more plainly.
"But there is also an English Channel between England and France, and this channel is big enough to drown freshwater fish, and although the distance is short, it will eventually die." Charlotte finally got serious, analyzing the feasibility of the story.
This one...... Liu Hao paused, thinking of a way to cross the English Channel.
"Isn't France's Maginot Line also the strongest line of defense? Wasn't it also broken by the Germans? The English Channel is also not a problem. Maybe a storm will allow him to swim to the Thames, isn't there a story of princes and princesses in this world? ”
"Come on, you said the guy who can faint and vomit even on a boat? How could he possibly swim......"
"Ahh You got it? Liu Hao's eyes widened suddenly, when did Charlotte know about Debussy? Could it be just ......
Did that guy show his love to her?
"Well, well," Charlotte's beautiful starry eyes twinkled, "after all, a fish that can't swim across the English Channel, no freshwater fish can." ”
After Charlotte finished speaking, there was a hint of confusion in her eyes, and she turned her head to look at Socrates and Prince William at the bow of the ship. It seems that she is not so confident in her man either......
Glancing at Charlotte, Liu Hao felt that there was a play, so he continued to talk nonsense:
"Actually, even you can't believe that there are any freshwater fish that can swim through that strait, but you must know that most fish know that it is impossible, so they will not swim at all, but there is such a fish, knowing that it may die, but he still swims, which in itself is completely different."
"There must be a fish tank in it...... Ha ha! In an instant, Charlotte regained her cheerful look, "Liu, you can try to swim back to the Yangtze River from the Thames, and I will believe ......."
Wipe...... This princess! I said Debusch, what is he me for?
"I'm lazy, I like to swim around in the lake, I don't like to travel far, such an adventurous thing is not for me, haha, if Her Royal Highness wants to know if it's true, you can actually swim two fish together, it's better than sitting on the shore and watching two fish quarrel and have fun......"
The two fish arguing are not really talking about the two at the bow of the boat.
"Hehe, well, instead of being so boring, let's try to swim...... The English Channel, you can't swim and then turn around. ”
Can you still turn around after swimming? Isn't it time to turn around and watch the fish quarrel again? Liu Hao was embarrassed. (To be continued......)