Chapter 802: Eating Football
A draw is like a loss for the Spaniards, but for the Chinese team, it is a tactical victory!
This is beyond the usual friendlies.
Mourinho has always played this game as a regular game from the preparation to the end of the game.
The gap in strength between the two sides was so great that even if Mourinho tried all his tactics, he might not be able to bargain, but he finally succeeded in leading the Chinese team to the desired result.
A draw is a victory!
It is not easy for the Chinese team to meet this requirement.
The Spanish players fled back to the dressing room early, while the Chinese players celebrated on the pitch as if they had won the World Cup, and by the time they could react, it was too late......
Because according to the idea of most Chinese players, that is, in the first time after the game, they have to run to the Spanish players to sign and ask for autographs, so as to leave a deep memory for this special friendly match.
It's just that they all focused on celebrating, and they forgot everything at the time.
Of course, even if they haven't forgotten, the signatures they can find are only for the second team, which is still very different from the first team, so Zhang Linpeng said regretfully:
'It's a pity that I couldn't exchange shirts with Ramos.
"Come on, look at that murderous look he just had, swapping jerseys? It's okay if he doesn't come to beat us, that guy probably doesn't know how to vent now......" Liu Hao smiled, didn't he also yin Ramos just now?
He grabbed a handful of his hair and suddenly felt a little headache.
Now that Ramos has finally been completely offended, he really doesn't know how to get along with Ramos when he returns to the club, with Ramos's personality, he will definitely have thoughts about Liu Hao.
Of course, Ramos is a very professional player, just like he didn't show unprofessionalism in the team despite his bad relationship with Jose Mourinho and Cristiano Ronaldo.
It's just for a friendly match to resort to such disgraceful means. It's not worth it.
However, for many, this game is no less important than any cup final.
For example, Jose Mourinho......
In the first game, the crazy conquest of Australia proved that he can be a good national team coach, as good as ever.
The second game, although only a warm-up against Spain, proved that he can lead a team that is very different in strength from his opponent against the opponent, and finally get a good result.
It only took him two games to prove his quality.
He achieved everything he needed with absolute tactics.
So when the reporter began to ask him. "The preparation for this game was quite well and it seems that a trap was set against Ramos from the start?"
"No, it's a tactic, not a trap, and isn't it the manager's job to develop tactics that work?"
"Including fake falls, too?"
"Fake falls? I don't see that we are loyal to the referee's decision and cannot disrespect the referee. And even if the referee makes a mistake, it is only part of the game, and no one can avoid it. I think it's extremely disrespectful to the referee to discuss this now. ”
Ouch. This guy is now starting to compliment the referee, he used to point at the referee's nose and scold, but now he has changed his temper and started to defend the referee. Of course, this is because the referee's decision is in his favor, and if it is detrimental? Think about it on your heels and know what the outcome will be.
Of course. With Mourinho's habits in the past two years, he will never attack the referee, because Liu Hao, the ace in his hand, needs the referee to misjudge to eat, no matter how you think about it, it should please the referee......
"I don't think we should talk about it anymore, in fact the reason why I was able to develop a strategy in such a quick time is completely learning from Allegri......" Mourinho actually brought the topic to Allegri, what is Allegri about this game? It was you Mourinho who commanded, how could it have anything to do with him!
"How to say ......"
"Remember the Champions League quarter-finals, when Chelsea lost to Juventus...... I think the process and the result are the same...... "Although I don't look at Allegri, Mourinho did get inspired by Allegri's tactics, which is why we are today.
"And Real Madrid's loss to Juventus in the semi-finals made me even more amazed...... "In the semi-finals, Allegri used the fake news of Liu Hao's appearance to make Real Madrid at a loss, and finally successfully advanced to the final, which is Allegri's pinnacle work in the Champions League.
Oh...... It dawned on the journalists that it turned out to be a study of Allegri's meanness and insidiousness, and it is no wonder that today it turned out to be like this. So Allegri is still Mourinho's mentor in some ways.
"Did you ever think that Liu might have an unhappy relationship with Ramos when he returns to the club?"
"How come, football is just football, Ronaldo and Rooney were not unhappy in the national team game, but the two are still good friends, the country is the country, and they can't participate in personal feelings...... "In fact, this has nothing to do with him, his responsibility is to lead the Chinese team to win, not for the sake of Liu Hao, if only for Liu Hao, then the Chinese team will not win today, from preparation to the result, his cooperation with Liu Hao is almost seamless, the two people's thoughts are actually the same, He didn't worry about Liu Hao's thoughts at all, and as for Ramos's, he didn't have to care about it......
"Ahem," Mourinho didn't care what the reporter thought or asked, he got what he wanted, and there was one more thing, and he succeeded.
Equally important, he made a bet with Enrique and won!
Enrique said before the game that Spain would definitely win against China, there was no second option, and now, Mourinho won and he lost.
Remember that his bet was, eat the ball......
Or eat the turf.
In the post-match press conference, the reporter asked Mourinho along the topic: "You won the bet with Enrique, now when are you going to let Enrique redeem the commitment?" ”
"Ha, haha, hahaha."
"If you don't mention it, I really forgot."
"But, eating the ball? I haven't encountered this yet, I really don't know how he should eat it, I think, the skin is so thick. It is possible to bite your teeth, so it is recommended to cut them into shreds, and then put them in a pot and cook them thoroughly and chew them slowly, and after you are full, you have to take some medicine to help digestion, after all, it is really difficult to digest......"
"But I suggested that he choose to eat the turf, which is at least a herbaceous plant, as long as it is eaten as a wild vegetable, it is easy to eat, and it is possible to be addicted, maybe Enrique will want to eat it again next time. Of course, you can't support the grass, the turf must have a bit of fragrant earth, just like you can't eat cake with just the cream on top...... "Mourinho really didn't plan to let Enrique go, constantly mocking Enrique in front of the media, and also giving Enrique ideas.
"Oh God, I remember, whatever you eat, you can add some cream or chocolate to it. It tastes really delicious like this, and I really hope he will tell me after eating it, the taste is true yang......"
In fact, no matter which one you eat, it is not a good idea, which in itself is unrealistic!
But. Who told Enrique to speak out......
If the result of the game is that Spain fires the Chinese team, won't the loser become Mourinho? Then it's Mourinho's turn to eat football or turf.
The news of 'when Enrique will redeem his promise' actually overtook the news of 'Spanish infighting' and made the headlines of all sports media that day.
It seems that people care more about such news that is full of joy of life than too depressing news.
Enrique didn't expect the media to come to him so soon to redeem his promise.
In fact, at the moment when the game was just over. He went into the bathroom and pondered the terrible truth.
Looking at himself in the mirror, he really couldn't believe that Spain could really lose the victory of the game and not win the Chinese team.
He forgot to glance at a football poster next to the mirror. A black and white soccer ball stands out.
Do you really want to eat this thing?
At this moment, he feels that it is better to stuff the football into his mouth, it seems that it is better to stuff it into his chrysanthemum, at least he can not see it, and there is less panic in his heart, this is like a needle, inserting a needle in front of you, you will be very afraid, but after you can't see it, it is just an instant fear......
The so-called world famous coach, the head coach of Barcelona, there is no way to escape this matter, if he escapes, then how will he mix it up in the future, if he eats it, then how should he eat it, is it really like that damn guy said, add some cream or chocolate or something on it?
Thinking of this, his whole body couldn't help but tremble, this thing was really terrifying!
The smaller the mouth, the better, not so big! This time it's really out of control......
As the so-called willing to gamble and lose, you always have to face it, who calls yourself cheap!
If you can run away from the monk, but you can't run away from the temple, Enrique must redeem his promise as soon as possible, otherwise he really won't be able to appear at Camp Nou in the future.
Luckily, it's the middle of the holidays, so you can act as if you don't know what to do, so you can find a place to hide and wait until the new season starts, right?
There was still a hint of luck in his heart.
However, the joke that the whole world is watching, can he escape?
Although he didn't go to the scene to watch the game, outside his door, reporters from various media had already gathered, surrounding his home, and he couldn't fly!
Even if he doesn't care about himself, he has to think about his family.
After spending half an hour in the bathroom, he finally bowed his head and walked out of the door.
At that moment, he was flashed in the spotlight, more eye-catching than leading Barcelona to the Champions League final.
Naturally, everyone's minds don't need to guess, they must want him to say something to fulfill his promise.
"Ahem."
"I'll redeem my promise tomorrow."
Whoop -
NO ONE EXPECTED ENRIQUE TO BE SO MANLY AND SO DARING!
Enrique really wants to eat football!
He's going to eat football tomorrow!
"Tomorrow night at eight o'clock, I will do ......"
Enrique even had a faint smile on his lips, God knows why he was so calm now, and even the time to eat football was clear.
Shouldn't this be the time to run away?
"Why now, but tomorrow night? Could it be that you want to deny and escape? ”
"As Mourinho said, I have to find the right ingredients......
Who knows if what Enrique said is true or false?
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"The whole world is now waiting for Enrique to eat football, and seems to have forgotten about the unpleasant incident in Spain...... They don't know that it is precisely because of the infighting in Spain that there is a result of eating football? ”
"While Bosque is anxious, you can actually think about it from another angle, sometimes infighting is not so bad."
"Infighting makes for the champion!" The newspaper thinks about this from another angle. Of course, when they say this, they are a bit of a way to clear the suspicions of Real Madrid's players.
"In 1999, Frenchman Lizarazu and German captain Mateus got into a big fight, and they won the European championship in 2000."
"In 2002, Lizarazu fought Nico Kovac again, and as a result, Bayern Munich won the European championship again."
"In 2013, Franck Ribery clashed with Gustavo and Bayern Munich won the European Championship again......
"You see, the infighting is not as terrible as people think, maybe next year Spain will win the World Cup, and Real Madrid will also be able to win the European Cup......"
The alternative view of the newspaper is a bit laughable, at the end of the year, there are not a few players on that team who are not unhappy, and if there is such a pattern, then almost every team has a chance to win the championship.
In fact, it's normal for the team to have infighting, it's just that it's not famous, if you're a club, maybe no one pays attention to it, but if you're a big team? Even the slightest disturbance will be infinitely exaggerated by the media, and even if there is none, they will catch the wind and fabricate the news of internal strife.
The meaning of the newspaper is just to express that a team that has infighting, and then reunites, will become stronger and more cohesive, and can return to the ranks of winning the championship.
But it's more likely that the team will become volatile and then the results will spiral out of control, as predicted by other media outlets......
However, now is not the time to discuss this!
Ace later ripped back on Mourinho's bet.
"At least for Bosque, there is still a year left for him, but there is not much time left for Enrique, because he lost the bet with Mourinho, so he has to accept the fact of eating football now, and it is very likely that he will even lose the Barcelona position for this, such a loss is undoubtedly as frustrating as losing the national derby, it is estimated that Barcelona fans will have this idea, and former Barcelona player Xavi seems to be ready to accept Barcelona?" (To be continued.) )