Reference: ofTum 575 (Devil's Deal)

Form: The main body is a carved dark wooden chair, and "Satan" will appear on the wooden chair, and the form varies from person to person. At present, the most known morphologies are: goats, pigs, and human males.

Containment/Destruction Procedures: Contained in Containment Chamber 3 of Sector C7.

Grade: 06 (Researchable) Yellow (Offensive in mouth, but not harmful in itself.) ）

Carry out 575 related test items, and grade 04 blue or 04 red or above is required.

There is no level limit to participation, but requires the assistance of the 05 Clearance and Protection Team.

Description:

It was first discovered in 1934 in Belfast, Northern Ireland, England. A perfect chair that no one cares about in the thrift market (originally shabby, was traded by 575 to change the shabby to perfect. ）

A local resident spent a lot of money to buy it back (originally to pick it up, but it was traded by 575, and the price of picking it up was changed to cost one planet, but it was refused.) Change to spend a lot of money. ）

On the same day, residents discovered the usefulness of 575 and used it for private purposes. By the time ofTum agents approached the door, the owner was dead.

Description:

ofTum575 is a chair in carved dark wood made of birch. The chair itself is featureless and can be damaged. This is evidenced by the scars on his body, and SCP-575 is unable to repair it. It is unclear if 575 can be traded to repair the wooden chair.

Anyone sitting across from the wooden chair will inspire 575 to appear. Non-sapient beings are excluded. Interestingly, during an experiment, an orangutan was able to trade for a handful of bananas, and it is unclear what the price it paid for.

Except for the person on the other side of the wooden chair, no other person, living organism, or equipment can observe SCP-575, and only the person concerned can see it.

In subsequent animal testing, an accident was documented in 1962-F, resulting in the death of three 08 and one 06. At this point, all animal testing was terminated, and the animals involved in the experiment were taken into custody for observation. The goal of re-participation in the experiment is to conduct observation in weeks.

1962-F-1

We didn't notice anything unusual about this chimpanzee, maybe Satan didn't understand the language of the "orangutans"? Or maybe it's misunderstood by the orangutan?

When damaging the 575 Body Wooden Chair, 575 will be forcibly summoned. But he was powerless to stop it. 575 can only trade, and nothing else can be done, including moving chairs.

575 will trade with anyone, the transaction is not equivalent, and may only trade in objects belonging to or related to it.

List of currently known transactions:

family

pet

life span

organ

industry

life

knowledge

memory

For 575, the value of judging depends on the importance of the target. But most of them are not equal. The target can use their loved ones in exchange for their own lifespan. But if the target does not pay attention to his loved ones, even if the whole family dies, he will not be able to increase his life by a few minutes. This rule applies to other areas. Such as the knowledge of scholars. Unfortunately, we have no way of observing how 575 deprives these after the transaction.

But it can be determined at the end of the transaction. The subjects all paid the price they should have paid for the transaction.

All in all, 575 is only interested in the part that values you in your heart, and the others will be greatly depreciated to a blank slate, and will spit very unceremoniously.

Between 2008 and 2009, ofTum575 was moved to the C7 cafeteria, where they encouraged the exchange of worthless things for 575 for worthless things.

Miscellaneous people, stop fucking trading with me for a cup of coffee or a Coke! - ofTum575 (Satan)

575 was relocated to containment chamber in August 2009 due to its price increase.

[Related Experiment Logs] [Expanded]

[1934] [Unexpanded]

[1935] [Unexpanded]

[1936] [Unexpanded]

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[2013] [Expanded]

Observation Log A

Video [Unexpanded]

Audio [unexpanded]

Text[expanded]

ofTum-575-A-1 [Unfolded]

Method: Normal

Subject: 10-7262 Chinese, male. 21 years old. No special history.

"Am I going to do it?"

【Electric current sound】

"No, 7262, the one across from your chair."

"My name is [DATA EXPUNGED], can I stop calling that string of numbers?"

"Yes, 7262."

[7262 rolls his eyes and sits in his seat]

"What did you observe?"

"One...... Goats?"

"What does it look like?"

"Ugh...... Spiral horns with black hair...... It spits on me again! And he spoke!"

[7262 wants to leave the position]

"Calm down! It can't hurt you. Now according to the previous scheme. Say what you want."

"Good...... Well, I'll try. I feel like the sheep is laughing at me...... What?"

"What happened?"

"It, it says it's Satan."

"Leave it alone, keep trading"

"Yes...... I want a copy of the Three-Body Problem."

[A few seconds of silence, 7262 is listening.] 】

"Satan says it...... I need to take a finger in exchange."

"No, ask the second question"

"No, I don't want the three-body problem anymore. I need...... An iPhone 4 ...... It wants me to trade it for a kidney."

"Ugh...... It's a bad taste. Refuse. Moving on to the third question."

"I don't want it anymore, I want to ...... now."

[7262 dodges the move]

"What's wrong 7262."

"It called me a slut and then vanished. It also has a banging sound effect."

"Understood, you can get out of place."

575's patience is limited, and in past experiments, 575 tends to disappear on the third proposed trade. Unless a successful trade is made, 575 will change its attitude towards the target based on the value of the trade.

Records observed so far. 575 has enough wisdom.

ofTum-575-A-2 [Unfolded]

Method: Normal

Subject: 10-15247 Chinese, male, 32 years old. Have a history of drug abuse.

"I need drugs!"

【Electric current sound】

"What did 15247,575 answer?"

"I need drugs!"

[An accident happened, and everyone present heard Satan's angry voice. 】

"Don't find me this selfish, penniless and penniless tuberculosis who doesn't even have internal organs for a few years!"

Note 1: Rest assured, it won't hurt us.

Note 2: We encourage those who trade whimsical objects, such as an eight-eyed goat, a fist-sized planet. A house in a quark unit. Transform the Moon into an extraterrestrial survival zone. But those who exchange for personal items are discouraged. For example, a talking inflatable doll, seeing the dead, an iPhone 8, the soul of Steve Jobs, and longevity. ——03 Committee Group

Note 3: If the person who wants Jobs' soul is not Bill Gates, it must be the director of Apple - Dr. Cecil (05 Cyan)

Note 4: You guessed it. ——03 Committee Group

Note 5: Some of the old diehards have suggested to us that the ofTum575 file shouldn't be so playful. We accept it with humility, but ofTum doesn't need to be dead. Some light-hearted ofTum projects like 575, we can make some jokes. ——03 Committee Group

Note 152: We regret it, this is the last note, don't add any more! ——03 Committee Group

Note 153: Hahahahaha If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )

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