Early the next morning, when he was quarreled by Liuxiang's phone again, Lu Ming only felt that he was not far from the dog.

Last night, they played cards all the way until more than 3 o'clock in the morning.

And the reason for the end is not to say who is sleepy or tired.

It's because the three big men were blown up by Lu Guo's family.

Lu Ming didn't know what Liuxiang was talking about on the phone, and only barely heard a few words similar to "come down to eat" and "hurry up".

I hung up the phone and looked at the small alarm clock at the bedside...... Half past six.

S——t！

Lu Ming really didn't understand what the hell these girls' bodies were made of, it had only been a few hours, and they were so alive?

Forced to get up from bed and get dressed - as for washing or something, don't worry about it, begging for a living in online games like him, not to mention toothbrushes and towels, in many cases sleep directly by sitting.

Slowly stepped out of the door, but happened to meet the same sleepy dissatisfied.

Lu Ming just wanted to say hello, but the other party took the first step.

"Pay back!"

As soon as he heard the money, Lu Ming instantly became energetic, "Are you funny?" When did I ever owe you money? ”

Unconvinced, he squinted and replied, "Are you embarrassed to say it?" Last night, what did you say you did, huh? Nine Lotus Treasure Lamp, Nine Lotus Treasure Lamp! I'm more than 20 years in the hemp altar, fake nine lotus TM have never seen, you are good, a little bit of a real, such a big card, you are the master you will take responsibility for me! ”

Lu Ming didn't do it, "I'll it, where is there such a reason in the world, then according to what you say, didn't you also order an eighteen Arhats before?" ”

"Can that be the same? I order that handful, the lemon is the player, you order the handful, and the TM order is the banker! ”

Lu Ming didn't know what to say, so he could only quibble, "I don't care, when you first ordered the eighteen Arhats, everyone came out together, there is no reason for me to pay alone, then again, can you pack the ticket to conclude whether it is the eighteen Arhats or the Nine Lotus Treasure Lantern that are difficult to obscure?" Can't stop? ”

Dissatisfied, "I'm going, I didn't say anything about you and Lemon playing husband and wife cards there, you knew that she wanted 10,000 words, and you deliberately fed ......"

"Eh, I don't recognize this, we can't speak with a clear conscience, how do I know that she is the card? To know how I could ......"

As the two were talking, there was another sound of opening the door on the other side of the corridor, and when they looked closely, it was Jian Dang who rubbed his eyes and pushed the small wheelchair out of the hallway.

Lu Ming was about to find him to comment, but he didn't expect Jian Dang to say the first thing he said after seeing the two of them, "Qingqing, you are not kind." ”

Lu Ming asked confusedly, "I, where am I not kind?" ”

"You know that Lemon's luck is so good, and you don't give a hint, if I knew in advance, I would never be at the same table with Lemon, I'd rather go back to the place of karaoke and pull out happiness or black heart......"

Lu Ming really wants to cry without tears at the moment, is this co-authorship his fault?

"Anyway," I replied categorically, "I don't have a dime in my bag now, today's cigarette money, Qingqing, I can point to you, and the grade doesn't need to be very high, it's almost the same as the goods on the table last night." ”

Lu Ming was about to cry completely, "Big brother, you don't have money to buy cigarettes, and I don't have either......"

"Looking for lemons, it's so simple, you guys played the husband and wife cards and got so much from me, according to the treat, shouldn't you have two packs of cigarettes?"

"What a thing!" Lu Ming replied bitterly, "That girl doesn't let me smoke, how can she be merciful......

"Are you stupid and openly telling her to take money to buy cigarettes? You can't say that it's used to fund the homeless little girl you saw on the road - no, you can't say that the little girl may not give lemons, then it's okay to say that the old man is okay......"

Lu Ming really didn't know what to do, just this kind of nonsense, let alone Lu Guo, even Dudu might not be able to deceive.

When I went down to the restaurant, I saw that everyone was like a war, and they were trying their best to stuff food into their stomachs.

"Do you want to be in such a hurry?" I was scared by the dissatisfaction, "Girls, all Sven are a little bit, no one grabbed ...... this morning"

"It's too late!" Liuxiang replied while stuffing fritters into her mouth, "The car I chartered yesterday said that it would arrive at 7 o'clock, and now it will be more than ten minutes, if you don't hurry up, it will be too late to ...... then."

"You're nervous," he smiled disapprovingly, "the money is in your hands, and no one dares not wait for you?" ”

"Get out!" Liuxiang glanced at him unconvinced, "I told you last night that I would leave at 7 o'clock, and those who are not here must also leave at that time, this kind of thing, it is impossible to ask everyone to wait for us, right?"

Let me tell you first, I said last night that there would be more than 200 people coming, and then maybe there are other people who have decided to come at the last minute, and then divide people according to the situation, and bring about 30 people per person......"

Lu Ming was so frightened that his legs were weak, he couldn't take care of himself now, and he still brought people?

Liuxiang's task is not limited to this, "There will be a total of three cars later, let's all come separately, don't get together, when we are in the car, everyone is more active and active, singing a song, dancing, telling some jokes or something...... Those two with hippie smiles over there! ”

Liuxiang shouted angrily and pointed at Lu Minghe, who was still discussing how to get money from Lu Guo to buy cigarettes, and was unconvinced, "You two, don't sing that kind of old-fashioned song when the time comes, oh yes, it's better not to sing children's songs!" You two were really yesterday, and you didn't look at the atmosphere, so embarrassing......"

Lu Ming was not happy, "What are you talking about, where am I getting old when I sing that song?" That's ...... you don't know how to appreciate."

"I don't have time to be poor with you!" Liuxiang glanced at the two of them again, "Also, you will be more serious later, you have to be a tour guide to lead people, but don't take a pair of glasses and run to play games first, this is not good, by the way, you two, remember it for me!" Don't tell pornographic jokes, don't tell pornographic jokes, so many female players, ...... then"

"Hey, you just tell him about this," Lu Ming directly spread his hand and angrily snorted at the disobedient side, "I'm a very serious person, and I never tell pornographic jokes." ”

"I believe you're a big-headed ghost! Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black! I don't believe what you say! Forget it, don't talk about it, you guys will do it yourself, and when there is a problem, I will ask you!

I've typed out today's schedule, and I'll ...... then."

While talking, Liuxiang took out a large stack of itinerary from his backpack, and the management sent one by one, Lu Ming took it and looked at it, and his eyes went black directly.

Where to get on the bus, where to get off, where to gather, roll call, how many minutes to stay in this place after entering, how much time to turn around in that place, from which position to start climbing, which road to walk down, what time to eat, what time to rest, no matter how big or small, densely arranged, not a minute of free time was left for them.

"This ...... This itinerary, with all due respect......" Lu Ming hesitated, but still said, "The feasibility is more average, there are so many people, how can I ...... where everyone wants to go?"

The management of Liuxiang is still more humane, "This is what I checked with Lianlian on the Internet, and it doesn't need to be implemented so strictly, as long as the wavy line is done well......"

Lu Ming looked at it carefully......

It's still so difficult.

"I'm a good girl, Sister Xiangxiang is too serious, it's obviously out to play, but it turns out to be the same as military training......" disagreed and whispered on the side, "Hey, then again, I don't seem to be a real manager, right?" These things ......"

"Holy!" Lu Ming couldn't help but scold, "You guy can't help but be angry, I'm already half dead......"

"Hey, the reason why you're half-dead is because you colluded with Lemon to cheat me out of money, I'm a victim, besides, you're half-dead, so I'm a victim in a similar situation."

"I said, if you say that again, your true friends are exhausted, you look at your face, you are too embarrassed to say such things?"

"Let me help...... It's not impossible......" disobedience began to be obscene, "Today's cigarette money ......"

"I'm going to go, look at your virtue...... I, can't I tm the bag! ”

“ok！ With your words, whether it will be on the knife mountain or the oil pot later...... You go by yourself, and it's not like I can't help you with other trivial matters. ”

As soon as the decision was barely made here, Liuxiang and Lian Lian had already begun to beckon everyone to leave, Lu Ming, who had just taken something and was about to start eating, collapsed instantly, and originally wanted to "go around without eating", but was stopped by the waiter, "Sorry sir, we can't take out ...... for breakfast"

Originally, this matter is easy to solve, just find the superior of this hotel, but Liuxiang over there is urging not to say, and there are many gang players with bags outside the restaurant who are ready to leave, and there is really not so much room to spare.

Fortunately, before getting into the car, he saw Lu Guo carrying a large bag of things.

"Didn't eat, did you? I just went out here to buy some things, so let's deal with it first......"

"Goddess, true goddess!" As soon as he heard that there was food, he lost his humanity in an instant if he was not satisfied, he snatched the bag in Lu Guo's hand, opened it and took a look, but suddenly showed a tasteless expression, "Why is it all Western food?" Where can I get enough of this? ”

"So what can I do?" Lu Guo was furious, snatched the things back, and directly took out a big pillow bread from it and stuffed it directly to Lu Ming, and then said dissatisfied, "You really haven't gone out to walk around, I don't know how high the consumption is in this part of the place, I want to buy soy milk fritters, but where are they outside?" I really don't understand, everyone obviously grew up drinking soy milk and eating fritters, but it turned out to be good, and when they grew up, they all pretended to be high-pressure and ran to eat some kind of ghost Western food, as if they were cultured when they ate Western food, they were really laughing to death, and the meal at noon yesterday was really disgusting to me, so a lot of people were talking about what French snails were talking about this and that, and I really laughed so much that my stomach hurt after I tasted it, what is the difference between that thing and fried snails? That's not as good as a snail! ”

Lu Ming felt his stomach tugle deeply......

Eldest sister, can you not take out the tasteless hard bread while talking about the deliciousness of the world? Why don't you give me a condensed milk jam or something?

Before I had time to complain, the car that picked up the people over there had already arrived.

This was the beginning of a long day of suffering.

People are not even......

This is not nonsense, in China, if you want to organize any event, unless you use the ultimate trick of "deducting wages", you will definitely be late.

And not just one or two.

Obviously, they are "asking" the players to travel today, which is naturally impossible to use.

This is really a very painful thing, because the vast majority of those who are late are girls - and they are unmarried girls, they are thin-skinned, and they are not easy to say in public, so they can only call and shout one by one privately - or go directly to the door of the room to shout.

With such a difficult task, Lu Minghe actually wants to help others share their worries - this job can be lazy, at least he can go to the restaurant to get some delicious food.

But Liuxiang didn't give them this opportunity, "Fight hard, enough for a car to go first, you can buy tickets directly when you arrive, and ask me to report the money when the time comes!" ”

Very resolute, very decisive, very courageous.

But bold execution.

Anyway, Liuxiang has already taken over the job anyway, and Lu Ming and the others have no reason to stay.

got into the car, and many players directly slapped their hands and coaxed, "Yesterday your house was flooded!" ”

Unconvinced, he instantly became energetic, and directly cleared his throat, depending on the situation, he was ready to sing along.

Lu Ming was frightened and hurriedly grabbed him, "Have you forgotten what Liuxiang just said?" Serious, serious......"

"Look at your cowardly appearance, don't worry, Sister Xiangxiang, a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart, nothing will happen!"

After speaking, he began to sing, singing strangely, how to spoof and how to come, and when Liuxiang first arranged it, in addition to Lu Minghe's disobedience, she and Dudu were responsible for the four people in this car. Even if Liuxiang doesn't feel at ease and adds an extra bite to me, but ...... This guy didn't know if he ran away to be a thief last night, so he got in the car and went straight to sleep.

No one stopped it, and the one who didn't accept the singing was called a presumptuous, at the beginning, just singing, and then the back...... It really started the explosion of pornographic jokes.

This explosion can't be stopped at all, the content, first what is "comrades hang Erlang as XX hard bangbang", and then what is "there is a black forest on the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg", Lu Ming really can't bear to look at it directly!

As for the atmosphere, it's really lively, not so active!

finally arrived at the destination, and when he got out of the car, Lu Ming felt the deep contempt in the eyes of the girls in the car.

Shame, shame!

Perhaps, because of this incident, they lost their authority, and when they bought tickets and entered the scenic spots, the girls directly ignored Lu Ming, the "tour guide".

In fact, it is not "ignoring", but it should be said that it is deliberately contrarian.

He said to the east, the girls went to the west, he said to stop and rest, the girls played with their lives and walked forward, he said to go on, the girls took out their mobile phones and posed for selfies.

As for the other men...... There are so many girls here, who is neurotic to follow such a stinky man as Lu Ming?

(End of chapter)