Never despise any woman.

There is nothing wrong with this statement at all.

I still can't figure out how the phoenix managed to conquer this beetle that was equal to me in terms of strength in just a few minutes of looking at each other.

All I know is that after she looked at the Beetle quietly for a few minutes, she suddenly raised a milky white finger, raised it upward, and said in a milky voice: "Stand up!" ”

The Beetle resembles a pet that has been professionally trained for many years, carrying a tired and bulky body, and its six thin legs tremble and stand up.

"Sit down!"

The Beetle's two hind legs bent down, barely supporting its balance with its four thin legs, and sat down like a pet dog on Earth, and the sitting position was very standard.

The phoenix danced its fingers up and down excitedly, directing the Beetle through a series of difficult movements, and a small round face showed an innocent smile that only an idiot would show.

I'm starting to worry a little bit about this kid's IQ.

After playing with the beetle for about an hour, Phoenix took a straw stick that she picked up out of nowhere, knocked on the hard shell of the beetle that was so tired that it was paralyzed on the ground, her big eyes were full of worry, she pouted, and the aggrieved expression of wanting to cry made me feel worried again.

She looked at me with teary eyes and said to me pitifully, "Little Squeak is dead. ”

Little squeak.

The corners of my eyes twitched, the corners of my mouth twitched, and three black lines hung on my forehead: When did she give this Beetle a good name?

Looking at the Beetle monster that was so tired that he was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, but with a pair of big red lantern-like eyes and bones that kept spinning, I patted the phoenix's head and said with a pleasant face: "Yes, Xiao Qi is dead, we will miss it well, are you right?" ”

The phoenix nodded obediently, tears on her immature face.

"Well, let's find a cemetery for Xiao Qi, so that he can happily ascend to heaven and live a carefree life from now on, okay?"

My tone was very intimidating, and Phoenix wiped away her tears and nodded softly.

Her well-behaved appearance gave me a bad feeling, making me feel like a weird lollipop kidnapping little Lori.

I turned my head to stare at the Beetle pretending to be dead, and saw that it was staring at me without blinking, oh yes, the Beetle didn't have eyelids, it couldn't blink.

I could see nervousness in its big red lantern-like eyes, was it afraid that I would make some strange suggestion to end its miserable life?

Interesting.

The corners of my mouth curled, and a wicked thought crossed my mind.

Still caressing the little head of the phoenix with a pleasant face, I said sadly: "In order to make it no longer lonely, let's throw it into the abyss, so that it can play with its partners in heaven." ”

Phoenix, a single-celled big-breasted loli, really agreed with my suggestion, grabbed the horn of the Beetle with a pair of small hands, and dragged it to the edge of the abyss.

Chirping..

A faint voice rang out.

Hey?

The phoenix glanced at the Beetle curiously, and saw that it didn't move.

I coughed twice and pretended to be surprised, "What's wrong?" ”

"I think I hear a little squeak." Phoenix looked at the Beetle with a suspicious face, and said to me very seriously.

"That's an illusion, an illusion that you have because you miss Xiao Squeak too much" I kindly stepped forward and patted her head, I have to say, it feels very good to shoot the delicate little head of the phoenix, I am a little addicted.

Oh like this.

The phoenix muttered, dragging the Beetle along.

I smiled devilishly at the Beatle, and from the Beetle's panicked and angry eyes, it was clear that it had fully agreed that I was the devil.

Chirping..

Another faint voice, but much louder than it had just been.

Phoenix stopped, she looked at Xiao Qi suspiciously, her big eyes full of question marks.

Chirping.. Chirping..

Life and death were at stake, the Beetle struggled to scream, and waved its two thin legs on both sides, gently beating the delicate little hands of the phoenix.

Squeak!

The phoenix screamed excitedly, threw himself on the back of the Beetle, and said cheerfully, "Great, great, Squeak, you're still alive!!!! ”

I pouted and cut in disgust, staring at the vicissitudes of life in the Beetle's eyes and the denunciation of my inhumanity.

"Xiao Yi, Xiao Squeak it's not dead!" The phoenix yelled at me happily, with a deep sense of happiness on her immature little face.

Xiao Yi. Little squeak.

How do I feel so awkward, no, I have to change my name.

Called Dayi?

The name seems to be similar to a certain physiological phenomenon that female compatriots come to every month.

Ay.. I covered my face and laughed at myself, "I'm okay with a bug." ”

When I was sure that Xiao Qi was indeed not dead, the phoenix jumped happily, and then excitedly threw herself into my arms and made me a suggestion that left me speechless for a long time.

"Can I keep Squeak as a pet?"

Admittedly, there are indeed many people in Zephyr who like to bring some of the cute-looking monsters in the dungeon home as pets, but I always think this is a rather brain-dead behavior.

Not to mention whether you can tame these monsters, and even if you do, can you guarantee that they will never be dangerously aggressive again?

The little short-legged ones can jump up and bite your knees when they are angry, let alone these already vicious dungeon monsters.

For everyone's safety, I tried to convince her, "Phoenix, the Beetle originally lived in the dungeon, and if you take it out of the dungeon, it will be lonely and sad." ”

Phoenix looked at me with big eyes, and after making sure that I was serious, he turned to the Beetle and said, "Do you really feel lonely and sad?" ”

At the end, she learned my tone and said, "Squeak if you can, squeak twice if you can't." ”

Creak..

I slapped myself hard in the face: how did I forget this stubble.

The phoenix turned her head and continued to blink at me with wide eyes, a sparkle in her eyes that inspired my Madonna nature.

I stretched out my hand to cover my eyes, barely resisting the invasion of the light, and said with difficulty: "Actually, I didn't mean it completely, you think, now that the two of us have become a problem to eat, if there is one more of it, our lives will become more convinced." ”

That's right,That's one of the real thoughts in my heart.,It's the so-called 'rich man,It's hard to be a man without money',The current situation is that it's not easy to fight monsters and explode money to feed myself and this little Lori.,Plus a dungeon monster who can eat and drink.,It's going to be even more difficult.。

In fact, I have another main reason, that is, I almost used a conspiracy to send this Beetle to heaven before, who knows if this thing with a good IQ will hold a grudge, if I really take it home, in case one day I sleep and give my little Ding Ding something, my life of happiness ahhhhhhh

However, when I looked up, I found that the little girl was lying on the body of the Beetle, and had gone away, leaving only her whisper like a silver bell.

。。 I suddenly felt a desolation.

In the end, I agreed that the phoenix took in this 'mobile backpack' with good intelligence and could carry the phoenix and a bunch of useless but really heavy items.

And gave it a name that's as handsome as I am: Squeak.

Most dungeon monsters don't attack their own kind, which is one of the reasons I took Squeak in.

In this huge space and bumpy and steep road, it is not easy to fight monsters, and if you carry a heavy package full of props and coins, it will undoubtedly make it worse.

Many adventurers with a good income will choose to find a follower who carries their backpack, they do not have high requirements for followers, as long as they can carry weight and run not slowly, but followers also need money.

Here I have to introduce our new companion, Squeak, a Beetle with extraordinary intelligence and a shining star compared to the rest of his followers.

First of all, it won't ask me for money on its back, secondly, it only needs to give it something to eat, thirdly, most of the monsters in the dungeon won't take the initiative to attack it, and finally, its ability to carry weight is far behind the other followers ten streets.

For Xiao Squeak to join,Phoenix is obviously much happier than me.,She can be more presumptuous to pile up the worthless tattered props and copper coins dropped by the monster.,Push it to this 'mobile backpack' in one go.,And herself,I'm happy to look for other monsters to fight fists.。

From the fourth floor to the sixth floor, we saw the phoenix use magic once, either using brute force to push the monster down the abyss, or using his fist to beat the monster into a pulp, which made my flesh hurt.

Descending to the seventh layer, the phoenix finally stopped holding it up and began to use magic.

The monsters of the seventh and eighth layers are level three, and the monsters of the third level can cause a lot of damage to the phoenix that is also level three, and if it attacks a well-known location, there will be a danger to life.

I drew my sword and carefully guarded the phoenix's back.

The third-level monsters are not a threat to me, and if I am serious, even if these third-level monsters charge in formation, they may not be able to hurt me in the slightest, this is the gap between the levels.

I don't know exactly who made this rank, but I have heard some of the gods in the adventurer's base chant over and over again: this is an immutable truth formulated by the great God of Creation!

This group of gods has a very high belief in the God of Creation, and when they sing the praises of the great achievements of the God of Creation, they all look excited, their mouths are like a river, and they spit stars everywhere, as if they have seen it with their own eyes, and when you really call them Zhen'er, you will know that they are just a group of idiots dressed in lofty beliefs, and they cannot even say what the God of Creation looks like.

Luckily, I don't care much about it, I just care about making money, leveling up, clearing levels, figuring out what's going on with my left arm, and figuring out what the special rewards of the God of Creation are.

Well, now I've added another item.,It's to watch the live single-celled giant [breasts] Lori girl next to her grow.,And then,Pounce on her.。