Chapter 412: How to open big without blue
As soon as Xia Xin walked to the door of the dormitory, he heard the familiar noise inside.
"Holy, who used my styling water? And use half a bottle at a time, your sister, you are hair, or lawn. ”
"Hey, there seems to be someone in the girls' dormitory on the other side changing clothes."
"Then when can I ask her out, I'm so distressed."
"Your sister, why is it so hard to make a bronze."
“……”
It seems to be a mess inside.
However, sure enough, this noisy bedroom is more comfortable.
Xia Xin opened the door and went in, and found that even Zeng Jun and Bai Yu had already arrived.
Bai Yu sat on the bed and played on the computer.
Zeng Jun sat at his desk with a comb and combed his hair.
Zhang Feng was playing lol, Chen Dong was holding a pair of high-powered binoculars and hiding on the balcony, and Wu Ziwen looked distressed, not knowing what he was thinking.
Zeng Jun combed his hair and said to himself in a shy, "Oh my God, why am I so handsome, how can there be someone as handsome as me in the world." ”
"Alas, when I was in elementary school before, the word 'handsome' was written in the exam, and all of a sudden the whole class turned to look at my face, which is embarrassing, my brother's face is synonymous with 'handsome'."
Zhang Feng next to him compared his middle finger to him.
But he immediately shouted, "Barbarian, why didn't you open the big move just now, and you won?" ”
His teammates also typed and asked, "Barbarian, what about your bigness, what about your 5-second heroism?" ”
Then I saw the barbarian reply, "Open your paralyzed big, don't you see that Lao Tzu is not blue?" ”
At that time, Zhang Feng was quiet and muttered, "I am speechless......"
Zeng Jun greeted Xia Xin, "Oh, sixth brother, I haven't seen you during the winter vacation, you have become handsome again." ”
After saying that, he blinked vigorously, and the meaning was obvious.
Xia Xin replied with a wry smile, "Yes, you have become more handsome." ”
Zeng Jun nodded with satisfaction, "Look at you, what nonsense is telling the truth." ”
"Why are your dark circles so serious?" Xia Xin asked suspiciously.
Zeng Jun's eyes were almost covered with black, and he looked like he hadn't slept in days.
Before Zeng Jun could answer, Zhang Feng had already pounced angrily and grabbed his neck with one hand, "You beast, say, do you talk to the weak and weak every day, drunk and dreaming of death, living and dying, living and amphibious, regardless of day, turning the phoenix upside down, you scum, beast, no wonder it's late." ”
Zeng Jun stuck out his tongue when he was pinched, "Stop, boss, I'm going to die, I'm going to die......"
"Today, I will do the right thing for heaven and eliminate harm for the people."
"It doesn't matter if I die, your rank, your rank."
Bai Yu nodded slightly at Xia Xin.
Wu Ziwen asked with a distressed expression, "Sixth, do you remember what I called Song Qian in the Internet café that day, it seems that she is still very loud." ”
Xia Xin thought for a while and said, "Didn't you shout 'don't touch my girlfriend' loudly at that time." ”
"Really, are you sure?"
"Well, we were in the next row behind you."
Wu Ziwen was immediately overjoyed, "Sixth, thank you." ”
"You're welcome, but aren't you ready to go?"
"Let's go, let's go, sixth, save me."
Zeng Jun broke away from Zhang Feng's clutches, pounced on him, and hugged Xia Xin.
"Sixth, go, go, the boss is jealous and is going to kill, he is jealous that I am a light year away from him."
Xia Xin's face stiffened at that time, and the "silk" gasped, and his eyebrows wrinkled directly.
Because Zeng Jun pounced on him and grabbed his right hand directly, Xia Xin's cold sweat broke out in pain.
Zeng Jun looked at Xia Xin's face, and immediately realized that something was wrong, and asked suspiciously, "Sixth, why are you so ......?"
But before he finished speaking, he was already thrown on the bed by Zhang Feng, who was crazy with jealousy behind him, "I'm going to kill you, you beast, I don't have a girlfriend yet......"
In fact, by the time a bunch of people in the dormitory set off, it was already an hour later.
Today is the recruitment and assessment of the e-sports club before the start of school.
Like Zhang Feng, Zeng Jun, Chen Dong, and Wu Ziwen are all only official members, and today they are also preparing for the exam of the four of them to assess the members of the heart.
Bai Yu represented the members of the first team and assessed them.
And Xia Xin is a freshman who promised to be a full member, after all, after half a year, it is difficult to guarantee that someone's strength has improved by leaps and bounds.
For example, a few in the 404 dormitory, who would have thought that half a year ago, even the assessment of the official members relied on Xia Xin's cheating, and they failed to make up for the soldiers.
And now, the 4 people who cheated at the beginning, plus Xia Xin, have all entered the north-south regional competition.
This is at least equal to the invincibility of the province.
The discussion was not even whether we could pass the assessment, but, "You said that if we abused the home team, would they let us in?" ”
"Boss, you think so much."
"Hey, we're not what we used to be."
"If you think about it, it's possible."
"I said you, can you say this in front of the third child, no matter what he says, it's also the home team."
"Isn't the third child a traitor we sent? Isn't this an insider? ”
“……”
Zeng Jun quietly leaned over to Xia Xin's side and asked in a whisper, "Sixth, are you okay?" ”
Xia Xin put his right hand behind his back and said with a dry smile, "It's okay, what can I do." ”
"Oh," Zeng Jun squinted his eyes and nodded meaningfully.
There are already a lot of people gathered at the entrance of the e-sports club.
It seems that they all want to participate in the assessment, after all, the temptation of free Internet access is too great for college students, even if the official members can be reduced to 1 yuan per hour, which is much cheaper than outside.
As soon as I entered the e-sports club, 6 people parted ways, 4 assessment hearts, and 2 invigilators.
Bai Yu came to Xia Xin's side and asked quietly, "You don't have a good face." ”
"Yes, maybe I slept late." Xia Xin replied.
Even if it was said that he was fighting with the student council president, no one would believe it.
Bai Yu's sharp eyes stared at Xia Xin's pale face, shook his head lightly and said, "Your face is very wrong, I'll tell the president, you should rest today." ”
"Don't." Xia Xin hurriedly stopped it, and said with a dry smile, "I'm fine, you know, I sleep late, I'm always a little dizzy, and I'm a person who can be a hundred times more energetic as soon as he touches the computer." ”
"......" Seeing Xia Xin's insistence, Bai Yu didn't say much, "Then you can see the situation yourself, call me if you have something." ”
"Okay."
Xia Xin said in his heart, Bai Yu is really the type that is cold on the outside and hot on the inside?
However, he can't shirk this assessment.
After all, today is the first day, the e-sports club is understaffed, and they have already agreed, and if they regret it now, it will be tantamount to releasing the pigeons of all the members of the e-sports club.
Relationships are bad enough, we can't add to the mess.
Xia Xin came to the inner hall and sat down on a machine, wanting to try the feel first.
Only then did I find out that it was not only a person who died that could be heavier than Mount Tai, but also a finger that could be heavier than Mount Tai.
This finger seems to weigh a thousand pounds, and it can't be pressed at all......
A total of 4 people were assessed together, divided into 4 groups.
As before, the first single test is 80 knives in 10 minutes, and the second item is in line with the examiner, 150 knives in 20 minutes, the examiner will harass, but will not really kill.
The 404 dormitory was made difficult to take the 180 knife test last time, but Xia Xin pushed the examiner's home 20 minutes ago, so he directly counted it all.
Xia Xinxin finished his heart, and he didn't know how long he could last.
I can only smile bitterly and comfort myself, or just release the water and let them all forget it, whoever comes to his side will count him lucky, just put a few skills on his own, anyway, it's just harassment.
However, it backfired.
I'm really afraid of something.
A person came directly to Xia Xin's side.
This person Xia Xin also knows, it is the examiner last time, Li Duoyun who was defeated by Xia Xin online.
Xia Xin glanced at him and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
The corners of Li Duoyun's mouth hooked, "The position you are sitting in now should have been me." ”
"Yes, I'm sorry, then you can sit down, I'll just stand." Xia Xin couldn't wait to stand.
"No, I don't just want you to stand, I want you to get out."
Xia Xin asked lightly, "...... Is this the new popular way to greet lately? ”
Li Duoyun smiled confidently and said, "I remember that you once made a bet in the e-sports club, no matter who wins you, you will immediately climb and get out of the e-sports club, right?" ”
Xia Xin's heart jumped, "Yes." ”
Li Duoyun sneered, "Heh, that's good, it's good if you don't regret it, and it's not in vain that I practice solo for half a year, today I'm here to let you fulfill this agreement, I will let you obediently hand over this position, and then get out." ”
“……”