What do I need most at the moment?

Infinite strength, explosive level, armor, sword in hand, command the world, don't dare to disobey!

Well, that's all I can think of now.

But it seems that none of them can be achieved for me, at least not by the group who are sitting in the restaurant waiting for me to eat.

Everyone was seated, and the meal was served.

It is full of the special flavor of Dasai City - barbecue.

Barbara pouted and muttered, "I thought there was a white fish......

The rhinoceros adventurer raised his glass and said, "Today I have a treat, everyone is free, you are welcome." ”

Anyway, drink it all.

At first glance, he is a person who often mixes in big scenes, bold.

Since he is so enthusiastic, we will naturally not be polite, and after a commotion, everyone turned on the mode of eating and drinking.

The speed of eating, the momentum of eating, makes the rhinoceros adventurers can't help but be terrified.

I looked at the surprised expression of the rhinoceros adventurer, smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and whispered: "This time it will be a lesson, once you bleed heavily, don't just agree to the dinner in the future." ”

The rhinoceros adventurer didn't hear me, and still stared somewhere in a daze.

I looked at it, hey, isn't that Cagalli's location?

Pursing my lips, I scolded him: "Hey, what are you looking at?" ”

As soon as he was in pain, he came back to his senses and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm distracted." ”

"Hmph~" I laughed obscenely, lowered my voice, and said, "Were you looking at that Minotaur girl just now?" ”

"I'm ......" the rhinoceros adventurer's expression stiffened, paused, and said, "Yes." ”

"Don't beat her up," I said, "she's my fiancée." ”

"Oh......" The rhinoceros adventurer's eyes were round, and he was flustered for a while before he said, "Don't worry, I will never hit her with any ideas, I promise!" ”

"Huh?"

"What's wrong?" The rhinoceros adventurers looked at me with a little panic: "Is there any more questions?" ”

"I've also lived in Dasai City for a long time, but I know the human environment here very thoroughly, I remember that once the orc clan takes a fancy to a certain person of the opposite sex, it will launch a rather fierce pursuit, if someone interferes, it will definitely have a fair duel with that person, but I'm curious, why did you just coax her after I told you not to beat her?"

I narrowed my eyes, stared at him and said, "No, it's not right, there must be something wrong with it, say, are you planning some unspeakable and despicable conspiracy?" ”

"What are you talking about?" The rhinoceros adventurer's eyes were still flustered, but his tone was extremely serious: "I won't plot to persecute my benefactor!" ”

"Now, just kidding."

I smiled and patted him on the back, raised my glass, and said, "Here, cheers!" ”

During the Japanese Wind Championship, the only ones who could eat and get drunk at lunch were the teams that were eliminated.

Unfortunately, we are one of them.

After the wine and meat, we talked freely in the room, but the only ones who were present and could talk freely were me and the rhinoceros adventurer.

The Rhino Adventurer drinks as much as he is and is the type that doesn't pour a hundred glasses.

As for me, a thousand cups are not a problem, but the number of times I go to the toilet will be more frequent.

The rhinoceros adventurer opened his slightly drunken eyes and pointed at me, "Your ...... That black-red mist, what the hell...... What is it? ”

"That'......" I thought for a moment, "it's one of my combat skills." ”

"Really...... Great, amazing! He took a break and said, "No wonder, the city ......."

"City?"

Hey, can you stop talking halfway?

That's it, hey!

You know that you're so worried, don't you?

I pushed him, and who expected, this thing actually snored...... He had fallen asleep drunk.

Damn, there's no mistake!

Say a few more words and you'll die!

I sat down in the chair rather depressed, sulked for a while, grabbed the bottle on the table, poured half of the bottle into it, and wiped my mouth: "Someone! ”

The waiter pushed the door in, and when he saw a room of people lying on his stomach, he was startled.

I waved my hand: "They're all drunk, by the way, what am I calling you in for...... Oh, remember, check out. ”

"Oh, okay, wait a minute."

He turned and ran out, and after a while he turned back, with the bill in his hand, and said, "It's ...... altogether."

"Don't tell me about this," I said, gesturing at the rhinoceros adventurer, "looking for him." ”

"But he's drunk."

"Then wait until he wakes up."

"This ......," the waiter was a little embarrassed.

"Forget it, I can't tell you about this, bring your boss here," I said, "I'll explain it to him." ”

The waiter had no choice but to turn around and go out again.

After a while, a small rat man with bright eyes walked in, and when he saw me, he saluted me slightly and said, "Hello guest, I am the boss here." ”

"Oh, boss, hello."

"Do you have any instructions for the guests?"

"Well," I said, "this guy was supposed to pay the bill, but he got drunk." ”

After hearing this, the rat people asked, "Excuse me, sir, did you bring any money?" ”

Reached into his pocket, touched it a few times, and then, with a bitter face, said, "I didn't bring it." ”

Seeing that the rat people looked at me with puzzled eyes, I explained, "I came here after participating in the competition this morning, so I didn't have any money with me." ”

"Oh?" The rat man looked at each of us carefully, and suddenly, his eyes flashed, and he said, "Which guild are you from?" ”

"Dreadnought Guild."

"Oh, is that the guild that got kicked out for delaying cheating?"

I was ashamed: "Although it is a fact that you are out, delaying time and cheating is a frame-up." ”

However, the rat people didn't care about my feelings at all, he was in high spirits and excitedly said, "It turns out that it's really you!" ”

I really didn't know how to answer him, so I could only laugh dryly.

The rat people didn't notice my displeasure at all, he still said excitedly: "I watched that game, although the game was boring, but you definitely didn't cheat, I dare to vouch in the name of my grandmother!" ”

You vouch for a fart in your grandmother's name?

Then, he chattered for a while, and finally his eyes stayed on the rhinoceros adventurer, and he tentatively asked, "This ...... next to you Is that the one you fought against? ”

"Well, that's him."

"Great, it's just great," the rat people said, "I didn't expect you to eat at my restaurant...... By the way, what did you do with me before? ”

"Oh, I said I didn't bring any money," he said, pointing at the rhinoceros adventurer, "he said he was going to have a treat, but he ended up getting drunk, so he's been delayed here now." ”

"So that's the case" he laughed, and when he turned out the bill, he said, "I'm your fan, how could I make you pay ......"

Obviously, when he saw the end of the bill, his body trembled a little, and then, an ugly smile appeared on his face: "That...... I see you're all drunk, stay in the store tonight, don't worry, I'll arrange the best room for you to live in, and when you wake up tomorrow, you will think about the bill, oh, by the way, you don't have to pay for the room, I'm your fan, hehe. ”

(End of chapter)