Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Fallacy of Just Talking
This large apricot grove has fruit trees growing well, and the fruit is full and similar in size, so it is obvious that someone planted and managed it.
'! The surname Jun, do you want to make a face? The dignified emperor, stealing apricots from people in the orchard, and he is not afraid that the fruit farmers will see the dog and bite you. Huo Jiujian was quite disgusted.
When he was slandering, he heard a voice full of temperament shouting: "There is a thief!" Ah Cai, Ah Fu, Ah Lu, Ah Shou, on! ”
Almost instantly, four dogs rushed over, one at the halberd and three at the king. The one in front of the halberd screamed a few times and pounced on it and began to pull Jun Mad's clothes.
Although the halberd is a higher bird, it is also a bird after all, and it is easily frightened. Seeing this, he couldn't care about anything, and a burst of blue light turned into his body and fled away. Jun's clothes were ripped off by the dog, and the round apricots scattered to the ground.
"Really, it's just a dog...... Jun Mad thought to himself that the little halberd is quite a high cultivation, what is there to be afraid of a few earth dogs.
I had the courage to come in with him to steal apricots, but I didn't have the courage to pick up a stone and throw it at the dog.
Jun Mad's kung fu is not weak, he picked a few green apricots, and threw them out without any force. The four dogs were each hit on the head, and they were smashed very lightly, whimpering and whimpering under the tree, but they did not dare to bark again for a while.
"This thief is really arrogant." Seeing that Jun Mad always didn't come down from the tree, and he also threw his dog with Qing Xing, with a provocative gesture, the fruit farmer was angry and put the back basket behind his back, picked up the bamboo pole with an iron hook that was prepared for the convenience of the tall branches, and greeted Jun Mad to him.
For the fruit grower, this forest is his life, the fruit of his years of hard work. The apricot tree is not a thick wood, where can it withstand the weight of an adult, and the fruit grower is even more angry when he thinks of it.
It's just that he didn't know that with Jun's crazy cultivation, it seems to be squatting on a branch, but in fact, the weight of the branch is not as good as a gentle pull by human hand, and the views on both sides are not consistent, and they misunderstand each other, and the contradiction is easy to intensify.
No, it's not ambiguous to watch the honest fruit farmers move?
Huo Jiujian saw it clearly on the side, thinking that Jun Mad was not a person who didn't know how to measure, and it would be over with a smile and an apology, so he was not in a hurry to step forward.
It's just that he seems to have underestimated the extent of Jun's willfulness......
The fruit farmer's pole was bound to fail, Jun Madness jumped down from the tree, snatched the clothes from the dog's mouth, shook it with disgust, and put it on his shoulder: "Uncle, if you don't agree with each other, you will beat someone?" ”
"It's you shameless thief who beats you!" The fruit farmer looked at the few green apricots rolling to the ground with pity, and his face was red with anger. His skin is black, black with yellow, and now with red, the more he looks at it, the more awkward it becomes.
"Stealing? I? Jun raised his eyebrows, thinking that the little halberd, who was unrighteous, was so frightened that he ran away after the dog roared twice, and threw the whole pot to him.
"Who else is it not you?" The fruit farmer snorted angrily and threw down the bamboo pole and approached Jun Mad step by step, "You must be a cultivator, it was your spirit beast that ran away just now!" It's the first time I've seen a cultivator so shameless. ”
"Hopefully, for the last time." Jun Mad didn't care, and the smile on his face did not decrease.
"You ......"
Jun Yan squinted slightly and looked at the fruit farmer: "Do you know who I am?" ”
"Isn't it just a thief!"
Hearing this, Jun Madness raised a finger and shook it in front of the fruit farmer: "It's true that it's a true cultivator, but it's not an ordinary true cultivator......
As soon as he heard Jun Mad talk more and more, Huo Jiujian had a bad premonition. 'This product has no edge every time it is pretended, but don't talk nonsense, when the time comes, it will reach the ears of the major city lords and become a laughing stock. ’
"Me! It's the Mad Emperor! Jun said madly, and reached out to pick a ripe apricot, wiped it with his hand, and stuffed it into his mouth, completely ignoring the fruit farmer's eyes that were about to breathe fire.
Knowing that the situation was wrong, Huo Jiujian immediately ran forward, covered Jun Madness's mouth, and stuffed the only broken silver on his body to the fruit farmer: "I'm sorry, our son likes to brag on weekdays. Don't worry about us. After saying that, he pulled Jun Mad and left.
"Wait." The fruit farmer opened his mouth to stop Huo Jiujian, and at this time the two sides were already a few feet away.
Looking at the old farmer's "Erkang hand" posture, Huo Jiujian instantly played: "Uncle, is there anything else?" ”
"This apricot is not worth the money." The old farmer walked quickly for a while and rushed to the two of them, "Forget the money, talk to your young master well, you can't take other people's things indiscriminately." ”
"Abel, you are relieved, you can also take this silver." Huo Jiujian smiled, "I see that you are also overworked, you are not young anymore, if you can't let go of this orchard, I am afraid that you will be able to live in peace for a long time." ”
The farmer sighed: "Who says it's not. In the past two years, my body has not known what has happened, and every day is not as good as a day, and I can't stand this apricot. ”
"...... like this" Huo Jiujian used "identification" again, and found that the fruit farmer's lifespan was only one year, and he would be sick and painful before he died. He pushed Jun Mad with his elbow, "Is there anything that can cure all diseases?" ”
Jun Mad reluctantly gave Huo Jiujian a small bottle, and watched Huo Jiujian stuff the bottle into the fruit farmer's hand again: "This little elixir, if you don't dislike it, try it." ”
"This ......" This is an elixir...... How to collect it well.
If it is said that it is not uncommon for civilians to see cultivators, after all, there are often people flying around in the sky; Then it would be great luck to be able to get the elixir given by the cultivators, after all, most of the cultivators looked down on the civilians, so how could they give the medicine to the civilians who were inferior in their eyes?
It is precisely because of the unjustified discrimination of some three-legged cat cultivators that fruit farmers are so disgusted by Jun's act of stealing fruits.
"Acquaintance is fate, you can take it." Huo Jiujian smiled and said, "It's not our young master who will compensate you." ”
Hearing this, the fruit farmer grabbed two handfuls of apricots from the back basket and handed them to Jun Maan: "If this young master wants to eat, just tell the old man." We are not stingy people who grow fruits, and we want to taste the fruits of my house, and we are happy to give a few, but we are very precious to this fruit tree, and we will not go up the tree at will in the future. ”
Jun pouted wildly, obviously unwilling to listen to the fruit farmer's preaching, but was poked by Huo Jiujian with his elbow, so he nodded helplessly.
"I don't know where the house is? Wait for me to pick more and send them to the house. The farmer asked again.
"We are from a foreign country, if you don't think the road is far away, there is a Zhuangzi five miles away, the housekeeper's surname is Liu, he is a good person, you will know as soon as you ask." Huo Jiujian smiled and said, "You can send a basket over, just give it to the little prince Qin in the Zhuangzi." ”
"Well, good." The growers waved goodbye to them.
was reluctantly pulled away by Huo Jiujian, Jun Madness was not idle, and kept muttering: "The whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister." The Three Realms are mine, the fruit trees are planted on my land, and the fruit farmers are also my subjects. These are all mine, I just eat a fruit, and I still need money? ”
Fallacy, absolute fallacy, but Huo Jiujian listened to it, and damn felt that it made sense.