Chapter 41: I'm the worst at dealing with women
Jun Mad thought about it carefully, it seemed that there was such a thing before, those old men would definitely stuff the daughters and nieces of the family into the family while others were not in Lujing.
Even if there are no daughters and nieces in the family, they will definitely try their best to find folk beauties and cultivate them a little, and then recognize a righteous daughter and the like; There are also some famous prostitutes and talented women......
It's troublesome to think about.
"Little, can't you help me get it?" Jun Mad looked at his best friend with a pleading eye, "Let them fight where they come and go back." ”
"I'm a little clerical officer, and to put it mildly, I'm a big celebrity in front of the mad emperor, the most trusted dignitary; To put it mildly, isn't it just a trotter before and after the saddle, responsible for the aftermath of those irresponsible behaviors? Huo Jiujian shrugged his shoulders with pity and took Qin Xiao to his side, "As for me, I'll take care of the future county lord for you, you can ask for it first......"
Jun Crazy gritted his teeth and glared at Huo Jiujian: "There is no righteousness." ”
Huo Jiujian ignored him at all and began to introduce the history of the palace.
It is not a city in the true sense of the word, and the whole area is equivalent to an altar. The territory of Yangjing is not very wide, but it is surrounded by the Nine Domains, and almost all of them are bordered by the Nine Domains.
This place has a long history, and its role has always been a passage between the mortal and spiritual worlds, and it was later used as a sacrifice to the heavens, and it was after the construction of this Qianyang Palace.
Qin Xiao listened carefully and kept putting things in his head. When she was tired of walking, she let Huo Jiujian carry it on her back, and she turned the entire palace complex, and it was almost dark.
"Is he really okay over there?" Qin Xiao seemed to finally remember that there was such a person as Jun Madness.
"Rest assured. He can have such a high level of cultivation, and his understanding is not ordinarily good, how can several women deal with it? Huo Jiujian smiled slightly, saw a palace maid coming towards him, asked her to take Qin Xiao to the prepared palace, and told her not to talk nonsense.
The palace maid responded tremblingly and walked away with Qin Xiao on her back.
Although Huo Jiujian said it, he was actually not at ease with Jun Madness. Let's not say that Jun Mad himself doesn't have much experience in dealing with women, just saying that Jun Mad has been dealing with several women for so long, he has a bad premonition.
Jun Mad has no choice but to leave his little Lori temporarily, but deals with the so-called "harem".
There is no shortage of palace maids in Qianyang Palace, and it is not an exaggeration to say that there are three thousand beauties, but they are all serving people, and he, as the emperor, has no idea about these women at all. Even if there were, it didn't matter if they didn't dangle in front of them.
The most difficult thing to deal with is the warbler Yanyan that the ministers shoehorned in.
What kind of determination and heroism it is to dismiss the harem for the sake of his beloved, Jun Mad feels that he can't understand it; But to settle the women in front of him, he felt that it was likely that he would be reconciled.
A coquettish laugh was heard from afar, and he coughed lightly and stepped into the threshold.
The beauties were talking and joking, and when they saw Jun entering the door wildly, they immediately reined in and saluted: "I have seen Your Majesty." ”
"Tell me, how did you get in?" Jun Mad could feel that even if these women were kneeling, they were a little bold and secretly looking at him. Probably he is really handsome, and many women have a touch of blush on their faces.
He didn't plan to let these women raise their heads at all, they knelt on their own, and he didn't force them.
If he doesn't let people get up, he won't ask for it himself.
"The courtier's daughter is Dong Shangshang's righteous daughter, dare to ask Your Majesty if you can let our sisters get up and talk back." A woman dressed in a goose-yellow gauze dress and wearing a golden hairpin said.
"Get up." Jun looked at her with his eyes down, and felt quite beautiful. 'Taking the risk of giving me a second look, it's really heartfelt. It's a pity that too much gold jewelry is used and the dress is too vulgar. ’
But at a glance, he made a judgment on the righteous daughter of Dong Rensheng and Dong Shangshu's family. Since she is a righteous daughter, Bao Buqi is the Qing Qi'er who was bought by Goolan Yuan, and she is a talented woman.
"You guys, look up and talk back." Jun Mad swept his gaze over the faces of the women, and found that all of them were beauties, and they all had their own merits. Eighty percent of these old men think that at least there is one that can make him look at the right eye.
"What are you doing, casting a wide net...... Jun Mad rolled his eyes in his heart.
The time was not too early, just at lunch time, he asked the women, and found that they had only eaten some refreshments, so he had an idea: "Coincidentally, Lone is also hungry, why don't you invite the ladies to have lunch with Lone." He nodded to the palace maid who had been waiting on the side, indicating that he could pass the meal.
On the way here, he had already caught a palace maid and made an explanation, and when the dishes came up later, it would definitely be very exciting.
After a short time, the palace maid who served the food came with a team of people, each with a tray in his hand, just looking at the material to know that it was good, and the edge of the tray was also carved with quite delicate patterns. The plates containing the dishes are the best porcelain, and the texture is crystal clear; The dishes are covered with a bowl on top of the table, and the dishes will be unveiled after they are served.
"I didn't have a lot of food today, but I ate it all on weekdays. The kitchen doesn't know that I will return to the palace today, so naturally I haven't made much preparations, and I hope the ladies won't dislike it. A faint smile appeared at the corner of Jun Mad's mouth, which unsurprisingly made the women blush again.
"The courtiers don't dare." It was the righteous daughter of Dong Rensheng's family who took the lead, and all the women echoed it.
This woman is really bold and brainy, and it's a pity to stay in the palace. Jun frantically glanced at the righteous daughter of Dong Shangshu's family, "What's your name?" ”
"Courtiers Dong Xiaoxiao."
Jun nodded madly, sat back, and didn't ask any more questions. Rao is like this, Dong Xiaoxiao also received a lot of jealous eyes from others, but she was calm, steadily picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, and even laughed softly with the woman next to her.
When the dish was served, the first dish made the women gasp - fried vegetables, and this dish was not cut, there were six people at a table, and there were only five greens, and it was clear that each person could not get a share.
Jun Madness ignored the attitude of the ladies and motioned for the maids to continue serving.
Vinegared shredded potatoes, roasted pork with daylily, steamed eggplant, stir-fried shrimp with okra, and stir-fried vegetarian cocoon, each of which is not much, as if it is enough for one person.
Indeed, he is a man who sits at a table, puts a few dishes in front of him, and is indeed full; But these thirty or so women except for the last table of seven people, the others are six people per table, six people are divided into one person, and the fried vegetables are not even six trees, which is clearly a provocation.
After a few dishes were served, the faces of the women changed; When the rice is served, I don't know whether to use chopsticks or not.
'I can't stand it...... If you can't stand it, you can quickly go back to your own house and find your mother. Jun Mad couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart, for the sake of his improvised trick.
glanced at it and found coldly that Dong Xiaoxiao was still calm, as if she was used to it.