"It's not the right person, not the team! Alas, you don't have to follow the Arsenal fans to heckle if you hate Ibrahimovic, right? The fans are not mature at all! If they lose the game, will they have to set off firecrackers to celebrate? "Liu Hao discovered the wonders of Paris Saint-Germain fans for the first time.

The Parc des Princes has a capacity of 48,712 people, but that number looks like much more than that. It's not just China that has standing tickets, France also has them. A conservative estimate is that the number of fans today is at least 60,000......

The crowds of Paris Saint-Germain fans accounted for nearly 40,000, and the remaining 20,000 were Arsenal fans, which made the professor and Boulder very pleased, from the first two days of training, they knew that there would be a lot of fans supporting Arsenal, but they didn't expect that there were more than 20,000 at the game site! This is a force to be reckoned with! It's basically the same as at home, almost on par with Paris Saint-Germain!

"Fakyib!" , "Fakyib! Almost all the fans of Paris Saint-Germain are shouting like this, and the Frenchman, known as a romantic gentleman, also scolded Ibrahimovic, and you can imagine how much Ibrahimovic makes the fans unwelcome.

"Ibrahimovic really looks like he's going to move to Arsenal at the end of the season, but if he goes out of the Champions League, maybe he'll leave early!" Zizou's familiar voice appeared again, he couldn't go to Stamford Bridge with Real Madrid, but he made a cameo appearance as the host of the show in Paris, "I personally think Ibrahimovic will explode in this game and then hit the fans in the face, really, I have a hot premonition!" ”

"Qi Zu, do you think Liu will have an excellent performance in this game?"

"Why do you ask? If Liu didn't have a good performance in the competition, that's what shocked me! He will, PSG can't be without mistakes! Zidane asked rhetorically, quite uninterested in his partner's questioning, which is tantamount to nonsense!

"Oh......" The partner was speechless by his rhetorical question, and could only silently look down at the team's starting list......

For this game, Blanco can be described as painstaking. sacrificed the strongest lineup in his mind, and there must be Ibrahimovic in the strongest lineup.

When Ibrahimovic was the last to play, the crowd erupted in shrill boos...... The boos are endless, like mosquitoes that are constantly disturbing when they are asleep, buzzing endlessly.

Ibu walked calmly and leisurely, as if there was no one around him, and he was worthy of being the first. After playing football for so many years, this kind of boo has become commonplace for him, enjoying too much cheering, and it is not unreasonable to enjoy the boo once in a while. If he scores a goal in a moment, I wonder how the PSG fans will react? This is a question that is quite exciting.

"Paris Saint-Germain's strength is placed in Europe, it is the top six, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Chelsea are the first group, Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester City, Dortmund, Atletico Madrid are the ...... of the second group" Zizou grouped Paris Saint-Germain, "Of course, Arsenal with Liu is between the first group and the second group. ”

He said this as the Arsenal players came out of the tunnel. The camera kept biting Liu Hao like a mosquito, and it seemed that he was the only one who deserved it......

"Small players are always extraordinary. I've been playing for so many years, and I've never seen a short boy with a bad talent, but Liu's talent is really surprising, and I think it takes a hundred years for this kind of player to come out. "Qi Zu has been putting a high hat on Liu Hao." Perhaps, tonight will be another night of his victory, and of course, we will never forget Ibrahimovic! ”

Let him finish everything. The co-host can only continue to watch the game with his head bored. Commenting a game with someone like Zizou is like playing with him, the pressure is everywhere! Zizu knows football too well. And it's also a coach, isn't it a shame to say something that isn't very professional?

"Huh! What are Arsenal coaches doing? He finally had something to say, lying in front of the big screen was really attentive enough, and he actually found Boulder's figure, maybe he was still a master of the game of finding fault, and then screamed, "This guy is handing out condoms!" What kind of condoms did he give out before the game! ”

Yes, Boulder walked in front, then stopped, holding a dozen condoms in his left hand, and handed them out to the players who walked forward one by one in his right hand, and got Ozil in his hand first.

Ozil shook the condom in his hand, and finally couldn't help but laugh. This is a warning to him to do a good job of defending in the game!

Of course, when it was the turn of captain Vermaelen to play, Boulder actually shot three at once!

Vermaelen has the heaviest defensive task! So Boulder gave him three ...... in one go

"Ugh!" Qi Zu also stretched his face, looking at this scene in disbelief, "Such an ingenious move, it's really unimaginable, Boulder is telling the players - come, come one, the club has recently come out with a new benefit, buy non-free condoms, if you win the game, everyone enjoys it......"

Of course, when it was Liu Hao's turn, Boulder also threw one to him, but Qi Zu wondered again, "The staff of Arsenal are still not careful enough, and this style may not be suitable for Liu ......"

Of course, no one is actually going to play with a condom, it's just a tactical need for Boulder.

However, the next funny scene appeared.

Those teammates who started the game finally handed over the set to Liu Hao's hands.

Why do you give it to me when I wipe it? Am I like someone who can't afford a condom? Liu Hao was quite depressed.

This shot must have been captured by the camera, everyone is watching! My wife must have seen it too! I'm not like someone who needs a condom urgently!

Who told him to stand closest to his teammates? Who not to give it to him?

"Okay, Liu doesn't keep mineral water today, he sells sets of ......" Qi Zu laughed again, and then watched Liu Hao walk back to the bench with a dozen sets of sets in his arms, and finally saw him throw him on Rosicky's thigh.

"Brother, the European economy is in a recession, this set will be cheap for you, no thanks!" Liu Hao ran to the farthest substitute position after throwing it off......

But Rosicky was surprised! Just stunned for a moment, he stuffed the condom into his bag......

"This is a good way to relax...... Qi Zu praised.

Even the referee couldn't help but laugh, almost forgot to blow the whistle, and the game started quickly, and the atmosphere on the court changed a lot at once.

Paris Saint-Germain got the chance to kick off first and soon had the chance to attack!

But as soon as Ibrahimovic got the ball, the fans booed, and they didn't know that it was the Arsenal fans who booed. Or Paris Saint-Germain booed, it was definitely a strange game.

And Ibrahimovic was obviously not ready, he was intercepted directly by Vermaelen, and he didn't get a chance to shoot at all, and the boos became much louder, obviously the fans are happy to see Ibrahimovic like this.

However, the ball was still at the feet of Ravitch, who crossed the edge, went down and then crossed.

Needless to say, the ball was headed for Ibrahimovic again. Ibrahimovic is the tallest center, don't look for him. No one has the point-grabbing body of him.

Ravic and Ibrahimovic are still good friends, can he not pass the ball to him?

"Zizou, I heard that Ronaldo is going to join Paris Saint-Germain at the end of the season, is there such a thing?" The host began to inquire about Ronaldo.

"I didn't ...... I've heard of it," Zizou smiled, "but looking at Ravitch's desperate way to pass the ball to Ibrahimovic, I think Ronaldo may be Ibrahimovic's substitute even if he comes?" ”

The ball was well on the top of Ibrahimovic's head, but unfortunately when Ibrahimovic jumped. was squeezed by Vermaelen again, but he couldn't hit the ball right, and the ball was outrageously off the line. Another chance to attack was wasted, and the boos of the fans rang out again!

"Are they sick? Ibrahimovic is now at least a PSG player and the fans should support the team and support Ibrahimovic. And not to initiate a boo at this time! What happened to Eevee? Didn't Ibu just get into a fight? They don't want to think about what Ibrahimovic has brought them in the past few years. The host angrily rehabilitated Ibu, his fists clenched.

The game went on and Arsenal didn't show much desire to attack. The pace of the game was not fast and it looked like Arsenal were not in the groove yet. Or perhaps, as Boulder said, they were all playing with condoms.

Ibrahimovic's performance was not ideal, which was even more in response to the boos of the fans. Blanco never sat down, walking around the dugout, and the pressure was understandable.

"For Ibrahimovic! For Ibrahimovic! For Ibrahimovic! "It's only been 10 minutes and the fans are already clamoring for Ibrahimovic to be replaced, and Blanco's heart is really uncomfortable.

Malegobi! I'm fed up with these idiots!

Ibrahimovic was also scolding on the field, which was quite unpleasant. But in the end, he still needs to stuff the fans' mouths with goals, who told him to play so stinky!

Although the professor is also there, he has been sitting in the coach's seat, his expression is very calm, if it weren't for the sake of stabilizing the morale of the army, he might have wanted to go to the fan stands, he wanted to watch an Arsenal game as a fan, but he couldn't really leave, but the command had indeed been handed over to Boulder, so Boulder was standing......

Boulder's face flushed, and he looked a little anxious. Nervousness is for sure, because this is the Arsenal he commands! The scene was too passive, which was not what he wanted to see, but fortunately, he was very satisfied with the defensive level that everyone showed Xiàn.

But the thorn in his side, that Eevee, always seemed to make him fearful, even if his current appearance was terrible. What he fears is that the players will lose their guard because Ibrahimovic's footwork stinks.

So he started yelling, calling Vermaelen's name, hoping that he wouldn't make such a low-level mistake.

Arsenal finally had a chance to counter-attack, but the number of troops invested was too small, and in the end it was easily defused by the Paris Saint-Germain backline.

The motivation of the Parisians is to attack, attack, and constantly attack, and they rely on unlimited attacks to defeat the mighty Barcelona because they have the best attacker, Ibrahimovic!

The ball was at Ibrahimovic's feet again.

Ibrahimovic likes to come back to midfield to help out and today was no exception. But he didn't expect that Ramsey, who was following him closely, would also follow him in the midfield and put him down directly!

After getting up, Ibu glared at Ramsey viciously, and the well-informed latter almost fell, Ibrahim's eyes were too scary!

Although it was still far from goal, Arsenal still lined up a wall.

Ibrahimovic didn't stand in front of the penalty spot!

Ibrahimovic is usually the first penalty taker, and he estimated that this time the distance was really far away, so he drilled into the big penalty area and took the initiative to drill into the middle of Vermaelen and Ramsey......

'With two men on him, Ibrahimovic is hard to play, and what he has to do now is to contain the defense like Ronaldo and create opportunities for other players to shoot.' Qi Zu commented very clearly. There is nothing wrong with this, it is generally the case.

But today's opponent is Eevee, and Ibu is taekwondo!

Ravitch's ball was high and fast, and it didn't land very well.

But a scary scene appeared!

Ibu, who was full of anger, made a move at that moment that no one expected.

I saw his body rush backwards with all his might, and then his whole body rose into the air!

"Barb?!" Qi Zu immediately changed the word! Two eyes almost fell out, his analysis just now was completely wrong!

"Oo............oo

That's just a few tenths of a second!

Ibrahimovic spread his wings and volleyed into the air with his right foot, flying right between the heads of Vermaelen and Ramsey.

The ball is very positive!

But Szczesny didn't react at all!

The ball flew almost through his left shoulder!

Pretty fast! Quite suddenly!

It was too close, and Vermaelen and Ramsey blocked his view, so he didn't react at all......

“goal!!!!!!!!! Ibrahimovic has scored! Ibrahimovic has scored! Peerless barb! The host roared and slapped his face! The ball slapped the fans in the face! Listen, listen, how quiet the stadium is! It's so quiet that everyone is falling asleep! Everyone seems to be asleep! But how ugly their expressions were! ”

The camera cooperated with the host's words, quickly sweeping the expressions of the Paris Saint-Germain fans, and it was indeed as he said, quite ugly! It's a rather contradictory mood!

My team should have been happy to score, but it was Ibrahimovic's goal, and the fans couldn't cheer......

It's like having a woman you like very much standing in front of you and stripping naked for you XX, but you have already said that you are a decent gentleman and will not treat her XX, but the little brother is disobedient again, what should I do......

"Ibrahima is back in contention for the 2015 Goal of the Year award! This guy is really Lu Bu's descendant! (To be continued......)

PS: The third update, I haven't written 10,000 words for a long time