Even if any of Mu Su's companions were present at this time, they would do everything in their power to stop him.

But unfortunately not.

This is also destined to be forced to listen to Mu Su's heart-to-heart conversation.

Mu Su began to talk eloquently: "I have a friend ......"

"Uh...... You just told me your own story, right? Thorny Freddy shouted.

Mu Su covered his ears and stole the ring: "I thought of a better story, so change it, can't you!" Let's go to the playground to play! ”

Freddy was silent, and Mu Su continued, "I...... 's friend had a low point in his life. He felt like he was worthless. He tried his best to find his merits to avoid the rise of the heart, but he didn't. He couldn't find his merits. ”

"This trough period lasted until he was twenty uh...... Twenty-somethings. ”

After too long, Mu Su couldn't remember clearly, so he continued casually.

After graduating, he joined an iceberg organization. It's the kind of iceberg that is 99 percent hidden underwater. At first, I just worked as an ordinary clerk, dealing with things that didn't even require me to sign a confidentiality code. And then ...... I seem to be off topic? ”

"It's a long run, and it's not about hygiene." Freddy pulled a long note.

Mu Su sneered: "Do you understand the prelude? Do you understand the foreshadowing? Pooping is all about peeing first and then defecating. When have you ever seen a first pull and then a sprinkler? Isn't this common sense clear? ”

"I'm sorry, I came out together."

"That means you're in a hurry to. So it was two in one. ”

"What is two-in-one?" Freddy sat up slightly straight, feeling like he was touching new territory.

Mu Su looked well-informed: "It's the front and back squirting together." There is also a word called the Trinity. A friend of mine once got high and applauded love with a girl. And then when you want to shoot, you will spray from above, below, and behind together—"

"Teacher, please end this topic."

A cold, crisp, penetrating voice sounded.

It was Alesa who spoke.

Mu Su coughed lightly, and then remembered that there were still minors here: "Alalei's squad leader is still young, so it's not suitable to listen to this." We-"

"My name is Alesa, Teacher." Once again, Alaisa unceremoniously interrupted Musu.

Mu Suxin said how she had a three-no character of Shiqi.

At this time, he really wanted to play, "Okay, Alalei, yes, Alalei, no problem, Alalei." "Terrier. But given that he's now playing on them...... So Mu Su maintained the greatest degree of restraint.

After thinking about where he had come, Mu Su continued: "Anyway, after that, he finally discovered his own advantages, so he began to love to visit the cemetery and walk in the cemetery. He liked it there, not because it was quiet, and all that was dead was in its place. But...... He's better than all of them! They are dead, but he is alive! ”

"He was happy to speak faithfully to the dead whose tombstones had their lives inscribed. He would say to a dead civic leader, 'What is more important than prestige?' is alive. He would say to the dead singer, 'What's more important than a surge in popularity?' It's not dead yet. He'd say to the dead director, 'Is there anything more moving than a parallel montage?' It's still breathing'. ”

"Although this friend of mine ended up miserable. It's so miserable, so bad that he no longer admits that being alive is a merit...... Anyway, that's what I'm going to talk about. If you want to live longer, you need to avoid getting sick. To avoid getting sick, you need to pay attention to personal hygiene. That's the basic picture. ”

After speaking, Mu Su pushed the glasses that didn't exist.

This is not part of the Transparent Bridge program. But we can apply the theory of the transparent bridge: we can get closer to each other by talking to students and exchanging heart-to-heart conversations.

At least he managed to get Aretha to speak.

After the story was told, the classroom remained silent for a long time.

"I think you should sit down there." Breaking the silence was Freddy, the chatterbox.

Mu Su ignored it, because he suddenly felt that the corpse of the blazing god in the front row was really a bit of an eyesore.

What's the deal with a dead body in a sacred classroom?

But he couldn't incite the students to eat the corpse of the Blazing God, because it was too limitless.

Eventually, Mu Su shouted at the Sports Committee Spoon Murderer, and together with him, he carried the body of the Blazing God downstairs and threw it into a waterhole in the woods.

The corpse floated and gradually left the shore.

If the Blazing God knew that I couldn't bear to bury his corpse in the wilderness, he would have been happy to bury me in the water.

Mu Su thought with a far-fetched smile in his heart, witnessing the corpse drifting away.

"You're probably the teacher I've ever met the most appetizing." Said the spoon murderer next to him. This fierce guy who stirred up people was quite emotional at this time.

"Of course. How other teachers compare to me. "Mu Su is proud." What are the other teachers like? ”

"Like you, it's dirty and has a strange name. But after playing for less than a day, he almost died. ”

"Okay, go back, I'm not here, those guys don't know what to do." Mu Su said.

By the way, he looked down at himself. Dressed in the Overworld, it fits the "dirty" in the mouth of the spoon murderer. As for the weird name......

Mu Su thought to himself that he was talking about players who had entered the dungeon before?

You can talk to the transparent bridge, so that you can ask for merit and reward.

Well...... Think about what you want to reward first. Let Transparent Bridge learn from Spider-Man and perform a performance of spit silk with your ass?

……

“…… That's the way it is! ”

In the office, Mu Su revealed all the information revealed by the spoon murderer.

"Compared to this, it's still in class...... "Transparent Bridge was not surprised as expected.

"I let them go to self-study."

"Are you sure they don't understand self-study as a free activity?" Smelling the fragrance and squinting his eyes.

Mu Su, who took on the role of a teacher, defended like a calf: "They are just a little naughty, but in fact, the essence is not bad." ”

"Only you think so......" Wenxiang complained helplessly.

"Hey, it doesn't matter." Mu Su, who was led astray, forcibly corrected the topic: "Regarding this point that other players have also entered this dungeon-"

"I already knew...... "See-through sighed.

"Huh?" Mu Su froze.

"Miss Rift told me before, and I explained it to you."

"How did I not know!" Mu Su's eyes widened.

Transparent Bridge was expressionless: "At that time, your two eyes fell on the eight-foot girl." ”

"Ah...... Eh, hehe, is that so......" Mu Su scratched his head and smirked. I gritted my teeth in the bottom of my heart.

Damn it...... I can't see the transparent bridge spun with my ass......

When Makisu returned to the classroom, there were still 10 minutes left before the end of class.

I don't know what to do, and I live like a year for 10 minutes.

"Ahh......h

Mu Su lay on the lectern. Suddenly turned his head to look at the clown.

"Clown, you're going to put on an entertaining show. How about exploding in place? ”