Walcott arrived in London in advance, and the glory brought to him by this familiar city was too much, but he didn't expect Liu Hao to be so indifferent to him.

After playing at Arsenal for so many years and bringing countless joys to the fans, why hasn't anyone missed him in just half a year? After a disappointed farewell, he returned to Liverpool's camp.

The Arsenal vs Liverpool match is the highlight of this round of the Premier League, and there will naturally be no shortage of excitement in the press conference, as well as controversy and verbal battles. Rogers should have deliberately brought Ba Shen in order to stimulate the professor, and the news of Ba Shen in London these days has been enough for a reporter to write a novel, all because Ba Shen fell in love with the professor's daughter Leah at first sight.

Rogers didn't bother to speak, and Ba Shen was interviewed.

However, Rogers apparently didn't notice that Ba Shen had changed sex, and appeared quiet in front of the microphone. He did not answer any of the lace questions asked by the reporter, and soon the interview fell into a cold spot.

It was useless for Rogers to frown beside him, and the god was like a stake.

Damn, don't you always want to make headlines? The sun is coming out in the west today, and you don't speak? What a problem teenager through and through!

In the end, he had to grab the microphone and round the field for himself......

Balotelli did not cause trouble, much to the satisfaction of the professor, but he did not give Rogers face, and he came up and said:

"As we all know, Liverpool is not the Liverpool of last season, and if Liverpool want to get points at the Emirates Stadium, then he might as well go to Stamford Bridge, maybe there is some hope. Oh no, Chelsea are playing the second leg of the Champions League semi-final, who did they win? ”

Winning or losing, the professor used the European Champions Cup to ridicule Rodgers.

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"The waiter in this hotel is so good-looking, he looks like a flower!" Liu Yuebin walked in with a plate of vegetables. is still reminiscing about the amazing young woman just now.

"Is Tian Tian of your family good-looking?" Liu Hao quipped.

"It's much better looking than Tian Tian, it's not a level at all, at first glance, I thought it was a fairy descending to earth! All in all, it's pretty good. Liu Yuebin drooled, opened the dinner plate, he had been hungry for most of the day, and the hotel didn't deliver food until noon, which made him impatient. I don't know if it was the beautiful woman who made him drool, or the food that made him drool.

"Brother Hao, I'll eat first. You toss slowly......" Liu Yuebin grabbed a roast duck leg and put it in his mouth, and Huang Yongjin next to him was not far behind, and snatched another roast duck leg into his hand.

"If you rob like this, won't I just gnaw bones?" The two of them have finished washing, only Liu Hao is lazily wearing pants, tossing to the end, it is estimated that there are only duck bones left.

"These are too greasy for you to eat, and we have to sacrifice ourselves. You've done it! You see how much we think about you! In the blink of an eye, Liu Yuebin had already gnawed off half of the roast duck leg, and his mouth was full of oil, "It's delicious!" It's delicious! ”

Another little guy, Huang Yongjin, gnawed silently. It's not slower than him at all, and the low-key guy is terrifying......

When Liu Hao came out of the bathroom, the two of them had already eaten almost their bellies, but there was still enough food on the table for him.

"I'll wipe it, and you will lie down and fall asleep again when you are full? Sure enough, he has the talent of a pig! Eat and sleep! Liu Hao glanced at it. Found out that the two people really slept! "Even if you still have a conscience, leave me food! But you don't have to pretend to sleep like a dead man! ”

At that time, he didn't notice anything special, so Liu Hao sat on the sofa. Get ready to grab a bite to eat and then return to the team to report in.

Well, the food is quite fragrant, although there is no roast duck leg, but there is also a braised lion head, he likes to eat braised lion head, and he did not forget to clip the lion head and put it on his nose and sniffed.

At this moment, there was a click, and the door seemed to be opened.

These two guys, you didn't even close the door properly, so they have no sense of security! He had to put down the lion's head, get up and want to walk over and close the door!

However, the door was not unlocked at all, but someone had entered!

A superb beauty walked in abruptly, and then closed the door!

Both men saw each other at the same time.

Liu Hao was only slightly stunned, but the beauty was instantly frightened!

"Who are you looking for......" all say that when a man sees a beautiful woman, nine out of ten become, completely losing his mind, Liu Hao is a typical person at this time, he didn't think about what the other party's identity should be at all.

Even his first reaction was that this beauty should be a high-level call girl, because the door was not closed just now, and she went to the wrong door......

The beautiful woman who lost her face didn't expect Liu Hao's reflection to be so bland, which made her face recover a lot of qi and blood, and she looked a lot more normal.

"I ...... It's here to close! ”

Oh, it turned out to be the beautiful waitress that Liu Yuebin said just now, she is indeed as beautiful as a fairy, such a beautiful waiter is not afraid of being caught by the guests when she enters the room XXOO? I thought it was a senior girl, but it's a pity...... This guy also has some dirty thoughts in the man's head.

"Can you give me a few minutes to finish this meal?" It's shameful to waste food, and I want to eat it when I see it. Liu Hao scratched his head, a little embarrassed, and then stretched out his left foot and kicked Liu Yuebin, who was still lying on the bed. It was indecent for a woman to be in the room, and two men to sleep on the bed.

"But, yes." The beauty's tone was very slow, and a pair of breathtaking beautiful eyes had never left Liu Hao's body since she came in, and Liu Hao was a little afraid to look at her eyes, because it was really a little terrifying.

Liu Hao kicked three times in a row, but Liu Yuebin didn't reflect.

No, I don't really sleep like a pig when I sleep so hard......

"Xiaojin, Xiaojin......" Huang Yongjin naturally did not reflect!

At this time, as long as Liu Hao is not an idiot, he knows what is going on!

Goblin...... It really appeared! It's poisoned......

However, he is a woman, how can he deal with himself for a while? As long as he is not a martial arts master, he still has the ability to resist women, as long as he is not in bed, if he is in bed, he can only resign himself to fate.

"I suddenly felt like my stomach was still full and I couldn't eat. Will you take this meal? Liu Hao grinned, "However, you can help me bring a bottle of Coke, I want to drink Coke." ”

"Isn't it shameful to waste food?"

"Ahem, but you can't hurt your stomach because of food!" Liu Hao sat on the sofa and moved half of his body, grabbed the key on the table, and a trace of cold sweat broke out on his forehead. It seems that Huang Yongjin and Liu Yuebin were both drugged and unconscious, and they couldn't wake up for a while. As long as the woman in front of her does not have a gun in her hand, she can shout for help......

Of course, it is safest to call the police first. So his right hand inadvertently pressed a round button on the keyring. That's right, this is the signal receiver that the Chubby police gave him, and Chubby said that he could come to the scene of the incident within five minutes, hoping it was true.

"Toot! Honk! Honk! Honk! Liu Hao just pressed the button, and the button actually rang!

Grass Nima! What the hell is this, it's just an alarm! What a pit daddy! At that moment, he felt that he had been tricked by the chubby policeman......

"Help! Murder! Before the beauty had time to pull out the fruit knife from her cuff, this guy had already taken the first step and shouted for help! From this point of view. His consciousness is still quite strong, at least faster than others, although he just shouts with his mouth! At the same time, he grabbed the plate in front of the table with his left hand. directly buckled it into the woman's face.

Bang! Although the dish pounced on the woman's face, the plate was blocked by the knife in her hand!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Liu Hao ran faster than ever, and crossed to the back of the sofa like a loach. A scurrying step, ran directly to the door of the hotel.

Keep shouting frantically - help, kill!

He did this quite decisively. There was no hesitation at all.

The woman chased out with a knife, and her expression became hideous!

"Hack you! I'm going to hack you to death! I'm going to hack you to death! ”

The sword is not long-eyed, although Liu Hao is a man, he can't fight her empty-handed. I saw Liu Hao running wildly in front, and the woman roared and waved a knife in the back, I didn't know, I really thought that the two husbands and wives were fighting, and the wife chased and slashed her husband with a knife......

In the corridor, although many people heard Liu Hao's scream, they didn't react immediately, so they watched the woman chasing Liu Hao.

Fortunately, the floor is not high, Liu Hao quickly climbed from the third floor to the first floor, and then finally appeared in the hotel lobby!

The security guard in the hall reacted quite timely, and immediately pulled out an electric baton to block Liu Hao, engaged in hand-to-hand combat with the woman, and finally rescued Liu Hao.

The security guard accurately swung his electric baton and hit the woman's left shoulder.

The crazy woman was shouting, "I'm going to hack ...... to death," and finally before she could finish the word 'you', she collapsed.

And at this time, the police, like all police movies, finally appeared.

Liu Hao happened to be lying on the ground with his head up, and he saw the chubby policeman at first sight.

"Really...... True...... What a fucking daddy! "I fainted in shame......

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When Liu Hao woke up again, he was already lying in the hospital.

"Wake up, wake up!"

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the professor's long, wrinkled face.

"This is, where is it?" Liu Hao was in a trance for a while, and after blinking, he suddenly sat up in shock, "Are Liu Yuebin and Huang Yongjin okay?" ”

He had completely forgotten the terrifying scene just now, but was worried about Liu Yuebin and Huang Yongjin.

"Calm down, you lie down first. They're fine, they're just drugged and they've woken up, but you're ...... I peed my pants just now......" The professor comforted, and then looked at Liu Hao with some suspicion, "That woman, is the BT you said in the morning that she might come to you?" ”

“…… So who do you think it should be? Liu Hao glanced at him, and subconsciously touched his crotch, but he had just come back from the ghost gate, and the professor still had to doubt himself, this is too unreasonable! No, could it be that he thinks he has a leg with that woman?

"Ahem, I also care about you kindly, you don't know, now it has spread on the Internet, saying that your tryst with the woman in the hotel was cut with a knife because the funds were not negotiated, or the work was not paid, or the breakup fee with the mistress was not negotiated......" The professor said this expressionlessly, as if he was telling a story.

"What!" Liu Hao really couldn't lie down anymore, and sat up again! Why did this nature become so outrageous, obviously being chased and killed by unknown people, but it turned out to be himself and a woman opening a room? The British media's ability to spread rumors is really no worse than that of China! This means that the country still has to send people from the Commission for Discipline Inspection to check whether they have violated the law and discipline......

"Ahem, the police will prove my innocence......"

"Okay, okay, the police have already explained the situation to everyone at the first time, I'm just joking with you, of course, the media and fans prefer the versions I just said, and not many people believe your real version. Of course, the matter is not over yet, because there is another person who may be involved in the case, which needs to be further investigated. ”

"Who?" Liu Hao was stunned, it sounded like the professor knew him.

"The police haven't revealed it for the time being, but they said that it will be announced tomorrow, and for the time being, they can only know that it was a mentally ill woman who cut you......"

Well! Liu Hao nodded, his mental illness could be explained, and he glanced at the tired professor, "The game, it's over?" ”

"No, that's why I'm here to ask you if you want to continue playing." The professor's eyes lit up, and he regained his expression, as if he had almost forgotten what he was doing here, "If you're okay, go to the court, right?" Anyway, if you don't play, you have to calm the scene......"

"Uh...... Why am I so miserable? Do you want to appear at this time? Liu Hao touched his crotch again, feeling sticky, "I said, what, has the video of me peeing my pants been circulated on the Internet?" ”

If it spreads, it will be a real shame! It's a shame for a big man to be chased and killed by a woman, and then he was so scared that he peed his pants, how can he raise his head in the future?

"This is also a joke, in fact, this is also apocryphal, according to the previous test, your pants are covered with boiled water, just because you hit the waiter's water bottle in the process of running, of course, the online statement is, that is simply you scared to pee, alas...... I can't help you with this, even if the official comes out and says it's boiled water, people will still think it's pee......"

Am I so miserable! Isn't the image of my generation of superstars all ruined...... What do men want most, they want face the most! Such a faceless thing can be had, then you really can't hold your head up!

"There is a camera in the corridor, which should be able to explain a qiē ......"

"But it doesn't mean you didn't pee your pants, after all, it's in the same place......"

"Okay......" (To be continued......)