02. We should not be afraid of them, they should be afraid of us.

In the applause, the second pillar of light fell, and the host came to the second contestant's seat: "The second contestant: Li Man, a Martian actor, his masterpieces "Grandma is Crazy" and "The Call of the Outer Solar System" have achieved a lot of results. ”

The person called Li Man is a young woman in her twenties with a beautiful face. Playfully waved to the audience, causing a round of cheers and applause.

Clark then continued: "The third contestant: Harris, the chief household synthesizer appearance designer of the Film Machinery Workshop. Maybe the synth lying next to your pillow is from Mr. Harris~"

"I don't have that much budget to invite celebrities, so I can only find a few cheap ones to get together." Offstage, Charlie, who was in charge of the show, sighed.

Amid the applause, Clark came to the last player seat and made a mysterious appearance: "The identity of the last player is very mysterious." The director team has been keeping it a secret, and applauded Mu Su-"

A pillar of light fell from the sky and hit Mu Su.

"Because we don't know who he is either." Charlie muttered to himself, less and less optimistic about the show.

He glanced at the chief director, who was separated by several staff members on the side. But as I said before, he can win no matter what.

On the stage, Clark stood in front of Mu Su, and the dragonfly-type camera spread its wings and stayed in the air, filming the picture.

"Mr. Musu, may I ask what your profession is-"

"Famous writer." Mu Su stared at a pair of dead fish eyes.

"Wow." Clark feigned surprise and glanced back at the camera, "I don't know what your pseudonym is, maybe the audience will have-"

"And the famous detective." Mu Su suddenly added.

“……?”

The scene was quiet, and the host stared at Mu Su, who obviously had just come up with it and looked a little proud, until the director's shout sounded in his ears. Putting on a smile, he said, "I see." What do you use as a pen name? ”

"Handsome guy Mu Su." Mu Su folded his arms, raised his head slightly, and said without shame.

I said it shamelessly!

The host roared in his heart, but he had to pretend to keep a smile on his face: "It seems that Mr. Mu Su is a very humorous person." ”

She walked back to the middle of the stage from Makisu. The prison searchlight was like a pillar of light that finally dimmed, and the normal light lit up on the stage.

On one side of the stage, each of the four contestants sat on a loose and comfortable sofa, with a sponsor's product in front of their table: a bottle of perfume; a can of beer; and a box of fried chicken.

No matter how you look at it, it's all sponsored by the downstairs businessman.

"After the four contestants have been introduced, let's move on to one part of this episode: Super Q&A!"

In this session, the production team will randomly select two questions from the question bank and ask four contestants questions. After the answers are announced, they are scored by all viewers. The one with the highest score is the winner of this session. ”

The moderator began to explain the rules of the first ring. For the contestants, only the host was there throughout the whole process, which was a bit boring. However, from the audience's point of view, there are pictures to explain at this time.

After less than a minute to finish the rules, Clark pulled out a card from the box brought by the staff next to him, looked at it, and cast a meaningful look at the camera.

"Ask the contestants to listen to the first question. From the very beginning of human civilization, the concept of ghosts began to appear. And become people's sustenance. To this day, we still wishfully believe that there will be another world after death. So, what do you think of ghosts? ”

Clarke came to Charles's seat: "I think this kind of subject matter is often encountered in the game. I wonder what you think, Charles? ”

On the show for the first time, Charles, who was a little nervous, scratched his cheeks: "If you believe that there are ghosts in the world...... Then there is too much to believe in the future. Devil Angel. Satan Jesus or something. ”

Clark nodded and commented, "It seems that Charles and I don't think much better." ”

After the applause of the audience passed, Clark came to Li Man: "Miss Li Man has played a sharp role in several movies, let me guess, your answer will not be the head of the hammer blaster." ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and Li Man also chuckled, lifted the hair curtain on his forehead and replied generously: "In reality, I am still a relatively timid girl." So I forced myself not to believe it. ”

"It sounds like our big star Li Man doesn't have a boyfriend yet, so the audience in front of the media should pay attention." Clark clicked to the cut-off and laughed at Li Man, causing a commotion in the audience, and then walked in front of Harris.

"It's not like I've never designed ghost synths, and some customers are very good at this. Actually, that's it. ”

Harris's reply was very much in line with the concept of his age and class.

Clark commented on Harris's reply, then turned to Mu Su. As if forgetting the previous embarrassment, he teased: "Mu Su has a great advantage, as the last player, I have plenty of time to think." So what is your answer? ”

Mu Su glanced at the "compound eyes" of the dragonfly-type camera, that is, the lens. His gaze gradually left again, and his tone was full of reminiscence.

"The first time I became aware of the existence of ghosts was when I was jerking off."

The contestants, hosts, staff, audience, and everyone watching the show were stunned.

The entire studio was silent.

They are doubting their ears.

Clark came back to his senses and cast an inquiring glance at the chief director, revealing the meaning beyond words: "What do you think should be done now?" ”

Regardless of the others, Mu Su said to himself: "I was thinking, what if there is a ghost who happens to be on the side while I am masturbating? The female ghost is fine, but what if it is a male ghost? To be honest, there is no problem for the male ghost to see it. But what if...... What if my grandparents, my grandparents, grandmothers, and grandmothers are around? What do they do when they see it? Is it embarrassing or not? How do I raise my head in front of them when I'm dead? ”

Mu Su told absurd stories in a serious way.

"So for a long time after that, I didn't again. But then a psychic friend told me that he had first-hand information about it. ”

Clark had to look at the director again, she was about to lose her command.

It's a live stream! This is a normal show!

"Just think he's talking about family life." In the communicator, the chief director's deep voice sounded.

"As I said earlier, that friend can be psychic. A few months ago, something evil began to lurk in his house. When night fell, it began to approach the bedroom, intending to attack him. Occasionally, he couldn't hold it anymore, and when he took it out, he felt it desperately fleeing from him. Later, he also discovered that it would escape faster when he looked in the direction of the ghost while jerking off. ”

"So when you feel like you've encountered something hoodoo, just pull out the tube and scare it away."