"Of course I do!"

Old Patch looked right. (8)』(1)中┡ 『文网ん.81.

"Huh?"

I was stunned, I didn't expect this old Patch with a profiteer-like face to know such a legendary character?

Could it be that in the past, I always looked down on him?

Just as I was about to re-examine Old Patch from a new perspective, the next sentence of this thing completely shattered my idea.

"He's the master blacksmith of the Dwarven Clan, as a goblin who lives with the Dwarven Clan, how could I not know him?" As he spoke, he also made an analogy: "This is the same as the fact that a warrior knows a weapon, and a mage knows a magic wand!" ”

Then, he suddenly paused and said in a mocking tone: "By the way, I forgot, you are a warrior who can't distinguish between iron pieces and swords, and this principle does not apply to you, hahahaha." ”

Smack!

My conscience collapsed, and the corners of my mouth twitched a few times, and although I don't know what kind of expression I have now, I think it must be very broken......

"Hey, hey, hey......" I subconsciously let out a series of weird evil laughs, which frightened Old Patch, glared at me, and said on guard: "You, what do you want to do?" ”

"Isn't it cool to taunt me just now," I could feel as the tone of my voice changed.

"Ah, haha, it's a little, but what's wrong with you, An Xiaoyi, your expression is terrible!" Old Patch subconsciously took a step back.

"Hey, hey, hey......" I let out a weird laugh again, and even I felt a little creepy: "Since you're ridiculous, then ......"

I paused for a moment, and said something that broke Old Patch's heart: "Your labor fee, gone"

"What?!!!"

Old Patch was shocked, his background instantly became dark, his skin instantly turned pale, and in his ears, there were a few ghost fires floating up and down, leisurely, miserable, interpreting his mood at the moment.

Next Second......

"You can't do that, let's say okay, one gold coin and ten silver coins!" Old Patch hugged my thigh like a koala and roared, "It's all good, you can't afford it!" ”

I grinned and showed a sinister smile: "Who told you to mock me." ”

Old Patch asked rhetorically: "The rules don't say that you can't be ridiculed, you have to be reasonable with your conscience!" ”

"It's a condition, I just didn't say it," I said, spreading my hands and making a gesture that I couldn't help.

"You can't do that, aren't we friends?" said Old Patch, turning on the Dead Skin Mask Near-Mode.

"What a friend, I don't know you, hehe"

"You can't do this, the conscience of heaven and earth, my reward, you can't bully the weak old man!" Old Patch hugged my legs tighter, and the people around me looked sideways and looked at me and Old Patch with strange eyes.

"I'll rub it, you're still weak" I shook my legs twice, but now I can't get rid of him, and I said helplessly: "Let go of your hand!" ”

"If you don't loosen it, if you don't get paid, I won't let go!" Old Patch turned on the dead pig mode again, not afraid of boiling water.

"Loose or not, if you don't let go, I'll be able to soar, be careful that I throw you into the river!" I threatened.

"If you don't loosen, you won't loosen, unless you give me back the payment you owe me!" Old Patch flew out of the spit and sprayed all the way to my pants: "If you dare to throw me into the river, believe it or not, I will sue you for deliberately hurting the frail old man and killing you!" ”

Hey, this old expert has completely turned on the shameless mode.

More and more pedestrians stopped to watch, and in a short time, the streets on both sides were full.

These people kept pointing and whispering, constantly expressing their conjectures and spreading rumors.

But it seemed to me that most of these eyes looking at me were very bad, and the eyes that looked at old Patch were full of sympathy, and it seemed that they regarded me as a complete villain.

I covered my forehead helplessly, sighed, and said, "I said, you should let go quickly." ”

"Don't let go, unless you give me my pay!" Old Patch didn't give up.

"Okay, here you go, can't you give it to you, as long as you let go, I'll give you the reward now" I reluctantly declared that I lost, after all, in the face of him who was always shameless and shameless, I had no chance of winning at all.

I don't care much about face, but it's not an honorable thing to have someone talking behind my back.

Old Patch saw that the effect had been achieved, and he let go of his hand and looked at me with a smug expression.

I shook my head, reached into my pocket, touched it, took out one gold coin, then carefully pulled out another ten silver coins, then put the bag back in the side pocket again, and with a distressed look on my face, I handed all the eleven coins into the hands of Old Patch, and watched Old Patch put them in his pocket.

For the rest of the journey, we were speechless.

When I passed by Old Patch's weapons shop, he said goodbye to me with a wicked smile, and said to me in my words to Harold: "If you need help with identification in the future, feel free to find me, the price is still the same."

Spit!

I spit out, and I was scolded by others using my words, which was really unpleasant!

But for the sake of the three very nice things that Old Patch had picked out for me, I decided to forgive him.

When I got home, the hands of the magic clock were already pointing to nine.

Phoenix, Barbara, and Cagallia sat in a row in the courtyard, staring at me.

"Well, what the hell, I'm back," I said with a hippie smile.

"Stop!" Barbara snapped.

I froze and stopped, still with an indelible smile on my face.

It is as if a certain philosopher once said: Those who love to laugh are not too unlucky.

Let's hope he's telling the truth......

"Come back so late......" Phoenix said.

"Where are you fooling around, give me the truth!" Cagalli's willow eyebrows are upside down, and she is vicious.

"Wronged, women!" I cried out for injustice, looked innocent, and said, "I have your three fiancées who are like jade, how can I go out and fool around again?" This, this, this is just nonsense! ”

The third girl, you look at me, I look at you, nodded to each other, I guess I think what I said also makes sense.

"So what did you do?" Cagalli asked, "Don't tell me you've been farming until now. ”

"Huh? Isn't that possible? I asked.

"Of course not!" Cagalli said.

"Well, absolutely not!" The phoenix is on the sidelines to help.

"The cowgirl and the monster are right!" Barbara also helped.

I rubbed my hands together and said, "In case ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Cagalli: "No in case, I said no, no, no!" ”

"Okay, I see!"

I was so frightened that I succumbed to it, I couldn't imagine what a terrible scene it would be if I got married in the future!