"The excuse is to accompany my girlfriend!" Long Yi said angrily, paused, he said indignantly: "You ill-intentioned guy, you just want to destroy the friendship between me and the excuse, tell you, the friendship between us is indestructible, we." ”

"Wait, wait, wait." Hearing Long Yi's words, Ye Han was stunned and hurriedly interrupted him, saying, "What's the matter, when did I want to destroy the friendship between you and the excuse?" ”

"Isn't it, now that I'm dating his girlfriend under the pretext that I'm calling him at this time, it will definitely ruin his mood, ruin his mood, ruin the friendship between me and him, hmph, don't you think so?"

"It's not!" Ye Han said solemnly, "I just wanted to ask you, does there such a thing as friendship exist between you and the excuse?" Oh no, it should be, excuse to know you? If you don't want to call, forget it, I'll call. ”

"Wait." Hearing Ye Han's words, Long Yi hurriedly said, "I'll fight!" I'll fight! ”

Ye Han chuckled, a primary school student is a primary school student, he will drill into the pit casually, it is not too easy to play with him, hearing Long Yi dial with his mobile phone, Ye Han asked with a smile while calling up the mobile phone ringtone he had just downloaded: "Xiaoyi, what grade are you?" ”

"What do you mean, do you treat me like a schoolboy?" Long Yi said angrily, "You listen to my voice, is it a primary school student?" I'm a freshman! ”

Without waiting for Ye Han to answer, the live broadcast room was full of barrages.

"Who knows if you are a primary school student, primary school students are precocious these years, it's not strange to have a voice like yours."

"Aren't you playing with elementary school students?"

"Oh, it's not an elementary school student, it's a kindergarten class."

"Anchor, are you hanging up?"

"It's the first time I've seen a matched anchor hang up."

"You're not a schoolboy, who is a schoolboy?"

………………

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Long Yi hurriedly said: "I'll play again after this game." ”

"Damn, I'm smart." Seeing that Long Yi turned the picture back to the game, Ye Han patted his head in annoyance, why did he say that sentence, the rhythm was not brought well, he had to do it all over again, he said: "Forget it, you are still afraid to make this call, or I will call." ”

Long Yi suddenly said: "That super tube, you have to think about it carefully, if you make this phone call, it will affect your private life under the pretext, and the consequences will be unbearable." ”

"What are you afraid of, I have an iron relationship with the excuse, even if he is sleeping now, I will make a phone call to wake him up." Ye Han said with a smile.

Hearing Ye Han say this, Long Yi is out of line, if it goes on like this, this can't be pretended.

"I'll fight it." As he spoke, Long Yi took out his mobile phone again to dial, and the speed was staggering.

Hearing Long Yi finish pressing the dial button, Ye Han hurriedly played the ringtone he had just downloaded.

"I'm sorry, the phone you made is off, please call again later."

The sounds on both sides are almost synchronized.

At this time, Long Yi hung up the phone and said, "His mobile phone is turned off." ”

"Who said that, this is the ringtone of his mobile phone, you are his friend, you shouldn't even know this." Ye Han smiled, and when he waited for the ringtone to start playing for the second time, he clicked the pause and said, "It's through." ”

"Hey, is that an excuse?"

Ye Han turned off the voice changer and said, "Zaizai, what's the matter?" ”

Hearing Ye Han's words, Long Yi ****, this, not to mention the failure of the force, and was slapped in the face, it was a shame to be thrown to grandma's house!

is different from Long Yi's ****, and the audience in the live broadcast room is boiling.

"It's really a big excuse."

"Hahaha, the anchor is stupid."

"The excuse is great, and the audience is killed in an instant!"

"Hastily, I can't think of a phone number that the supertube really has an excuse for, and I beg for privacy."

"Together."

"Didn't you hear, under the pretext of calling the super tube a boy, how many boys does the dog TV have? One! ”

"Damn, upstairs truth! The boy is begging to be raised! ”

"Zai Zai tyrant, do you still lack a leg pendant? In addition to warming the bed, I also warm the sofa! Warm floors! Warm everything! ”

"Upstairs cow break!"

"Bang bang bang! This face is beaten, pa! ”

"Slap in the face, papapa!"

"Bang bang bang!"

……………………

Soon, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of all kinds of 'pops, pops, pops'.

"It's nothing, it's not idle and nothing, do you miss you, can't you?" Ye Han turned on the voice changer and said, just like that, Ye Han began to switch between the two characters repeatedly.

Excuse: "How is it possible, you are a tyrant, you can do it at any time, even if you want me to warm the bed, then I will definitely not say a word." ”

Tsai Zai: "Excuse, what, I'm on the live broadcast now." ”

Excuse: "What. Are you streaming right now? groove groove, Lao Tzu's festival, you have to pay me back, you have to pay me back! ”

Tsai Zai: "Don't talk about this, I have something to do with you." ”

Excuse: "What's the matter?" I still need you big tyrant to come to me. ”

Tsai Tsai: "Don't hang up yet, wait for me." ”

When the role changed here, Ye Han stopped and said, "Xiaoyi, come out quickly, didn't you say that you are friends with excuses, come on, you two have a good talk." ”

Hearing Ye Han's words, Long Yi wanted to cry without tears, what kind of person is this, just a little superpipe, he really knows the excuse, and it seems that the two have a great relationship, this time, this force can't be pretended at all.

"Do you want to close the live broadcast room and leave? He doesn't know me anyway. As soon as this idea came out of Long Yi's mind, it was like the Yellow River flooding out of control, running away, you have to run, damn, you are embarrassed in front of so many people today, it is really a big loss, you have to leave.

Just as he was about to close the live broadcast room, Ye Han spoke, to be precise, the boy who flew supertube.

"Excuse, I have a little guy here, saying that he wants to worship you as a teacher, I think he is amazing in bones, and he is not an extraordinary person, and he will succeed in the future, I see that other anchors have apprentices, but you don't, it's better to take him as a closed disciple, teach him well, and let him go out when it's inconvenient to come forward in the future, how about it?"

Excuse: "Why are you talking about such a lot, you just say it, is it a beauty?" If it's not a beauty, then don't talk about it! ”

Hearing this, Long Yi's heart hung in his throat, the apprentice with a big excuse, the position that many people dream of, now, it is in front of him, as long as the excuse is greatly agreed, he can become an apprentice with a big excuse.

Tsai Tsai: "He's a man." ”

The excuse casually asked: "Oh, then he is not as handsome as me!" ”

Tsai Zai said firmly: "Frustration! Very frustrating! It can be called a frustration among people! ”

Excuse: "Okay, it's such a happy decision, you can send me his message later, and I'll look for him another day." ”

After speaking, Ye Han played the sound of the phone hanging up on the Internet.

After listening to the 'Flying Boy' and Ye Han's 'Dialogue', Long Yi was confused, and the audience in the live broadcast room was also confused.