Kunlun Town, countless mortals seeking immortals, as well as small sects from Kyushu who wanted to visit the Kunlun faction, hundreds of thousands of people raised their heads and looked at the sky with admiration.

"It's Kunlun Immortal Master!!"

"Quick! Let's hurry over and maybe get a big chance!! ”

Countless people surrounded the world's first village, a pure white crane in the sky, flapping its beautiful wings, swooping down, a middle-aged man with fairy wind bones with his hands on his back, his eyes empty, standing on the crane, calmly looking at the mortals screaming madly below.

This middle-aged man is actually just an ordinary deacon of the Kunlun faction, relying on the name of the Kunlun faction, he often goes down the mountain to cheat, cheat money, cheat women, and cheat men.

Tianxiao Zhenren touched the goatee that he had finally grown, pretended to be a master of the world, and glanced around.

Many people screamed excitedly: "The immortal master looks at me, the immortal master looks at me!" I felt a true qi tumbling in my body, and I felt that I had broken through!! ”

"The immortal master is so powerful, I can smell it from afar, it's so fragrant!"

"Rascals! What are you doing smelling my ass! ”

In short, the people around are crazy, just like the crazy shouts of fans who pick up airports on the planet!!

Tianxiao Zhenren enjoyed the worship around him, and then said in a deep voice: "Everyone be quiet, I received a message from my disciple just now, and someone slandered the reputation of the Kunlun Sect, so I specially came down to deal with it!" ”

"Which one doesn't have long eyes, dare to say the Kunlun faction! I'm the first to disagree!! ”

"It must be other sects that are jealous of the popularity of the Kunlun faction, shameless sluts!!"

"Kunlun faction! Kunlun faction!! ”

After all the public opinion and momentum were successfully created, Tianxiao Zhenren turned around and proudly despised Lin Fei: "Little doll, you slandered our Kunlun faction just now?" ”

Lin Fei was addicted to playing, and said with a trembling voice: "You, you are really an immortal master of the Kunlun faction, so powerful, I was just a quick speaker just now, not a heart, you, you won't kill me, right......?"

Shenyun was dumbfounded: This plot is not right, is this still the head I know, how could he suddenly become so timid today!!

Tianxiao Zhenren was not the slightest bit surprised by Lin Fei's reaction, hundreds of thousands of them surrendered at their feet, and it was a miracle that a disciple of a small ethereal peak was not so frightened that he peed his pants!

Tianxiao Zhenren touched his beard, and pretended to be profound: "My Kunlun faction stands proudly in Kyushu, and everyone in Pudu will naturally not kill your junior, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, and the disaster comes from the mouth, and you cut off your tongue yourself, so you should be punished for slandering the Kunlun faction!" ”

Lin Fei's face changed greatly, his acting skills were exaggerated, holding his head, and screaming: "No! Ya Butterfly!! Don't cut my tongue, if I don't have a tongue, how can I make my beloved woman happy? ”

Tianxiao Zhenren: "......"

Ahri blushes!

Tianxiao Zhenren seemed to understand what Lin Fei meant at once, and thought of some fragrant pictures, and suddenly became horny, eager to find a few female donors to cultivate immortals immediately, and hurriedly said: "You, you, you shameless person, are so obscene, and you still use your tongue to do that kind of thing!" ”

Lin Fei said with a simple face: "What are you talking about, I can't understand a word, my tongue can be used to tell jokes and make my beloved woman happy, Dao Chief, where do you think of it, why do you call me obscene, why do you still blush, do you, think I will use my tongue...... Oops, nasty! You're so dirty!! ”

Tianxiao Zhenren was suddenly shaken by Lin Fei's exaggerated performance: "You, you spew people with blood!" I didn't think to lick ...... with my tongue."

"Lick what?" Lin Fei smiled evilly.

Fans in the live broadcast room were restless!

"Dididi, I'm going to get off, it's not a car to kindergarten!"

"This car is so fast, it makes me dizzy!!"

"Tongue, make me happy!! There's nothing wrong with it, whether it's a man or a woman! The tongue can create happiness!! ”

"Anchor, your acting skills are so exaggerated, can you be real, don't work so hard, I forgot to say, I'm a student of Kyoto Central Film, and I major in actor cultivation!"

Wow –

There was a lot of boos around, the Kunlun Sect Immortal Master was high in the minds of mortals, even if it was, it must be with immortal energy, but just now Tianxiao Zhenren showed no difference from a lewd uncle on the side of the road, where is it still like an immortal master.

"Is this person really an immortal master of the Kunlun Sect, how can this be!"

"I actually thought so dirty that I thought my tongue was used for, oops, I can't even think about it!!"

Finally, Tianxiao Zhenren, annoyed and angry, turned his true qi into anger with his left palm, and suddenly made a move, slapping Lin Fei's head: "Little beast, you dare to play me, I will let you break your corpse into ten thousand pieces!" ”

Passers-by have many fans of the Kunlun faction, and they recognized the chapter of Tianxiao Zhenren at a glance, and exclaimed: "This is the advanced palm technique of the Kunlun faction - Tiangang Palm Method, which can refine true qi into Gangqi, which is as strong as steel, and the power is amazing. ”

The surroundings exclaimed: "Transform into a god!! It seems that he is really an immortal master! It's just that I'm afraid it's a little! ”

Hmmm-

With a thunderous wind and a loud air, ordinary people didn't have time to dodge at all, but Lin Fei was not an ordinary person!

Lin Fei pretended to be very scared, trembling so much that his head turned sideways, just made a Tiangang palm, and then stuffed five fingers into his mouth, and said exaggeratedly: "It's so scary, so scared!" ”

Damn it!!

One blow missed, Tianxiao Zhenren turned his palm into a claw, turned into five sharp eagle claws, and swept through thousands of troops.

Lin Fei pretended to squat and hugged his head: "Don't kill me, people are still virgins!" ”

At the moment of squatting, he once again dodged the attack of Tianxiao Zhenren!

Oh –

The surrounding melon-eating crowd exclaimed, thinking that this kid was so lucky, he actually escaped the attack of Tianxiao Zhenren twice, and of course, some powerful immortal cultivators saw some clues, thinking that this kid was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Sure enough, Tianxiao Zhenren's speed is getting faster and faster, and his attacks are getting more and more fierce!!

Boom Boom!

Feet on the earth, tearing ravines; Punch the air, the building collapses!

There are flying sand and rocks around, and ordinary people can't stand on it at all.

But Lin Fei sang a song in the attack of Tianxiao Zhenren: "Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks."

Go to bed early and wake up early, let's do exercise

Shake your hands, shake your feet

Do deep breathing diligently, learn grandpa to sing and dance, you won't get old! Everyone, raise your hands, follow me, and twist!! ”

Every time Lin Fei's body twisted, he dodged Tianxiao Zhenren's attack just right, and Tianxiao Zhenren was almost crying!! This kid is too evil!!

The surrounding melon-eating crowd didn't know if it was because of Lin Fei's beautiful singing, or because they thought that Lin Fei was teaching some advanced secret skills, but they really followed Lin Fei and raised his hands and started exercising!

"66666, the anchor is too 6! I'm going to do it too! ”

"Be a fart, I didn't see the lyrics that say, learn grandpa to sing and dance, this indirectly has to be called the anchor grandpa!"

"Hey, look at my temper tantrum, what's wrong with calling the anchor grandpa, grandpa grandpa!! My name is the anchor's grandfather, and the anchor doesn't accept me as a grandson! ”

Tianxiao Zhenren finally moved really angry and roared: "Tiangang Thirteen Styles!" ”

Tianxiao Zhenren's hands seemed to grow directly from his body, turning into thirteen hands, and each hand carried a meter-long gang qi, blocking all of Lin Fei's dodging lines!! Give me death!!

Daily pretending to be ~~~

(End of chapter)