Chapter 1318: Drunkard
Among the three of them, Jiandang wine is the best, drink and sleep, don't care about anything, neither noisy nor noisy, just let a sober person take the car back to the room together.
My aunt and grandmother took over the responsibility of pushing him back to the room.
The other two are not very elegant, first of all, they are not convinced, this guy, it doesn't seem to be a big problem, at least he can move, stand, he stands upright, he doesn't get drunk, and he doesn't shake around, but like other people who drink too much, after getting off the table, when he sees people, he likes to spit smoke rings at people.
I don't know who brought this trend, anyway, at least 8 of the 10 drunkards Lu Ming has seen will do this, in fact, Lu Ming, he will drink too much.
Generally this is done, then it is true that it has not yet fallen, but it is also fast, between sober and unsober.
It's easy to say, let him go by himself, and then just follow a person around him, and don't worry too much, just get a little closer when going up and down the stairs so as not to step on the air.
The wine is ......
When she was still on the table, Fangcao Meng could still encourage support, and as soon as she stood up, she began to faint, and she couldn't stand at all.
Strictly speaking, in fact, it's okay, although the noise will not be noisy, but the hands and feet are restless, and they have to fight aimlessly in the sky, and their feet are bumping everywhere like dream dance steps.
But anyone who has had the experience of carrying an alcoholic home knows that wine is as light as a gossamer when it is in the bottle, and after the belly, it is really as heavy as Mount Tai, and any drunk, no matter how slim he is, will weigh far more than a 300-pound fat man.
And after drinking too much, no matter how weak the body is, it will instantly transform into a strong man.
You used to want to help you, maybe someone kicked you two or three meters away.
With the same stature, a person can't hold it at all.
She is a girl again, and Lu Ming, the most sober old man on the scene, is not too embarrassed to help, mainly because the other girls generally don't drink, and they are sober tightly, so they have to behave like a gentleman.
The other girls basically dragged their families back to the room, and now there are only three women left, Lu Guo, Dudu and Liuxiang.
In fact, there was also the spicy Xiao Liu who came to make soy sauce together.
But people are outsiders, and no one was embarrassed to ask her to help at the beginning.
She herself is very unwell-behaved, she didn't say anything about a glass of wine during the banquet, she was already playing with her mobile phone when she didn't end before, and after looking at the situation for a while, she got up and went back to the room.
There was no way, so the three equally delicate little girls could only work together to take care of the drunken herbs.
3 dishes each, if it is normal, it is quite easy.
But the three of them had drunk a little bit at the table before.
, Wine, after drinking unconscious, people will become infinitely powerful, but if you only drink a little bit, it will make people weak and weak.
The battle was fierce, so I pulled her up from the chair for a few seconds, and she was hit several times on her calf, Liuxiang's waist and Lu Guo's chest, looking at the expressions of the three of them, it seemed that they all hurt a lot.
If it goes on like this, when they really get Fangcao Meng back into the room, the three of them may not know what the injury will become.
Only those who have experienced this kind of scene will realize the true meaning of "alcohol is not a good thing".
But the drunkard will not have this kind of understanding, because there is never a reason for others to help him, and there is no reason for him to help others.
Seeing the three of them crying bitterly, they took the initiative to jump out of disbelief while spitting smoke rings, "Why are you so useless, three of you were killed by one of them, get out of the way, I'll come!" ”
Liuxiang glanced at him disapprovingly, "You? You'd better take care of yourself first, a grass sprout is hard enough to deal with, and if your stamina comes up later, how do we get it? If you go crazy then, I'll just throw you here and leave you to fend for yourself! ”
Dissatisfied, he replied disdainfully, "Stamina? Joke, what is the aftermath of this kind of thing that fades like water? I think I drank the kind of xxx of more than 70 degrees once and drank 3 pounds, and the hotel owners were calmed, and after drinking, I walked back to my home alone, and I got up the next day and didn't have anything to do, what should I do next, like me, a wine fairy, will go crazy? ”
"Blow it, you'll do it!" Liuxiang rolled her eyes, "Don't think I don't know, the law says that the degree of liquor cannot exceed 60, where did you find more than 70 degrees?" ”
smiled unconvinced, "Hehe, there are policies and countermeasures, and the above says that if you don't let it exceed 60, those factories really don't do it?" That's the relationship is not iron enough to dare to do, there is a capable factory, directly close your eyes and write blindly, a lot of wine marked 58 degrees, really want to buy a bottle to check, properly 65 up, but people have a hard face, even if someone is full and has nothing to take to test, those people don't dare to write seriously. ”
Liuxiang obviously didn't believe it, and directly said "hehe".
Dissatisfied, he directly responded to this "hehe" with a smirk on his face, and the smell of wine directly made Liuxiang's brows wrinkle.
"Get out of the way, I'll come!" After spitting out the smoke ring, he roared in disbelief, walked in front of the four people, and directly took over Fangcao Mengming's shoulder.
The figure that is not satisfied is not very strong.
But it's a man.
The strength is big enough, and the grass is pressed.
And the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, so it won't hurt after being kicked.
And he'll kick back!
No gentlemanly demeanor at all!
"Keep you going! If you can't drink enough, don't drink stupidly! ”
Fangcao Mengming, who was already in a semi-comatose state, could still understand that she was scolding her with this sentence, and she directly moved her fist with a dissatisfied face.
But she didn't hit the right place, she waved everywhere in the sky, and accidentally hit the wall, maybe it was too painful, and she screamed again, her eyes were full of crystals, and she seemed to cry in pain.
Looking at her like this, Lu Guo and Liuxiang also hung their heads, "Actually, she also saw that we didn't drink just now, and she was afraid that Sheng Shi would be unhappy to do this, if I ...... just now"
"That's she's stupid!" Dissatisfied, he continued to scold, "I can't pretend, I can't act, I don't frown every time I drink, don't people know that she can drink?" When drinking, no matter how low the degree is, no matter how good it is, every sip has to be like poison, so that people can be deceived, and this can not only drink people down, but also have nothing to do with themselves. ”
Liuxiang glanced at him again, "I can't handle you men, this kind of thing is to invite guests to dinner, it's just good for everyone to get together and chat, why do you have to drink with people, and why do you have to drink people down?" ”
Dissatisfied, he walked out with the herbs and replied, "This is a man's romance, you women don't understand." ”
Liuxiang was unconvinced by this for a while, and she followed closely and replied with a grimace, "It's still romantic?" It's obviously vanity, it's obviously arrogant and wants to overpower others, and if you don't press it on the right thing, you just look for this kind of side-by-side way, and you can press on the amount of alcohol. ”
Everyone came out one after another, not convinced by the Fangcao Meng in front, and the four people behind did not dare to follow too closely in order to avoid being hit by the Fangcao Meng's fists and feet, but they also did not dare to lag too far behind, roughly about half a meter apart.
While walking, I listened to the disobedience and talked about what "the experience of human growth" all the way there, what "fighting wine is not to fight people, but to find an opportunity to drink it yourself", what "those who will be poured down are the first to pour others", what "experienced women are all up to pretend to be delicate and say that they don't drink at all, and when everyone is almost drunk, they start to cheat 3 cups of 1 cup".
After listening to the all the way, I unconsciously returned to the room of Fangcao Mengming.
When they got here, the two old men were not very good, and then they went in, Lu Ming was spontaneous, and after being driven out by Liuxiang, he said stiffly: "You are inexperienced, you don't know where to put boiled water and fruits on the bedside table, and I don't know where to put a basin next to the bed, I want to teach you." ”
Of course, it is impossible for Liuxiang to believe this kind of nonsense, but she also asked, "It's understandable to put water, but why put pots?" ”
"Let her vomit," replied seriously, "this kind of hotel is so dark, you have to vomit on the bed, you don't know how much money you will slaughter, and besides, let's not talk about the money, you think, when the time comes, you will continue to be unconscious and have to lie on those things, how uncomfortable it is......"
"Get out!" Liuxiang is directly a kick, "Don't be disgusting here!" ”
Kicking is kicking, scolding is scolding, but after being reminded of this, she also knows how to deal with this kind of drunkard.
As the door was slammed shut, the two men could only slip back to their rooms, both on the same floor, but they were also close.
He didn't say much on the way, but when he arrived at the door, he was about to say goodbye, but Lu Ming stopped him.
Actually, Lu Ming didn't know what to say.
But he felt ......
It should still look like that.
"W-That...... What are the things in the game...... Forehead...... You, don't be too ......."
Disobedience should be because he heard what Lu Ming meant.
He began to pretend to be stupid, "What's in the game? Oh, you say that? It's okay, it's okay, I just heard Su Yanxi's mother-in-law say, do it at four o'clock in the morning, don't worry, I won't be late. ”
Unconvinced by these words, Lu Ming was puzzled for a while, "Su Yanxi?" ”
Seeing Lu Ming's completely dazed look, he also reacted, "Oh? Oh! That one...... is the big demon girl of the green plum, her family name is called this. ”
Lu Ming was still at a loss, and it was strange to be unconvinced, "What, haven't you been in the game all the time?" Didn't you hear her? ”
Lu Ming shook his head.
"But it's true," he replied dissatisfied, "At that time, I saw that those women were all over the world blindly spraying map guns when they saw people, and I didn't want to deal with them a little, Qingmei's guy was typing, didn't open the voice, and only said one sentence, I almost didn't notice, you go back and take a look later, anyway, I see that your number has been online, and that chat shouldn't be washed out." ”
After speaking, he was not convinced and snorted, "Come on, that mother-in-law will really choose the time, so expensive and have to go online, who is willing, let me go and make up for it first, 88, see you in the game later." ”
After that, without waiting for Lu Ming to say anything more, he closed the door directly.
Returning to his room, Lu Ming brought back his glasses and looked at them......
The private chat was directly crowded.
It's all messages from strangers.
"You idiot, you can't put a skill well, what use do you want!"
"It's just this bit of output that you still want to compete with our sister Allure for the ranking, it's a little self-aware!"
"It doesn't work at all, I can play the ranger like you, I'm drunk."
"I'm embarrassed to boast of being the number one in the world, I really laughed so much that this cute girl B cracked!"
……
That's pretty much it.
Anyway, after ordering the red cross for a long time, Lu Ming has not seen half a sentence of positive content.
It's all sent by players in Shangyue City, and the 50+ big gang names are all "red faces", and there are a lot of small ones.
Lu Ming could only smile helplessly.
If you don't dare to get on the tuba with this kind of scolding, it's no wonder that Hongyan can't beat it.
Think back to Yunmeng, when others spray him, which one is not on the tuba himself?
In fact, Lu Ming had thought of it before, two cities and two gangs would go out to fight such a big battle, but it turned out to be that kind of farce, and the absolute number of people who went to the Supreme was small, it was easy to say, and the Hongyan players themselves must feel very embarrassed.
After losing face, the best solution ......
Shake the pot.
It's not that the boss doesn't give up, it's a pure teammate CBA...... Oh no, it's cuba!
What's more, it's cuba!
Passing on the contradictions, the reason why they will end up like that and there will be infighting is because the supreme person can't do it.
The reason why the boss was not killed was because Lu Ming's skills were blind and not decisive enough, which gave the enemy an opportunity to interrupt.
Don't worry about logic, there is never a need for logic to dump the pot.
Those who are present do not need logic, and those who are not there do not need it, purely hearsay, completely ignorant of the truth, completely ignorant of the specific situation, and just relying on some people to pull out something that seems to be conclusive out of nothing and follow the trend.
For example, at the beginning, many people were holding on to what 1747 was desperately messing around, and how many of them had really watched the game?
If you really don't get dark now, and then look at the so-called "emperor superstars" now, you will know that you can brush and brush at an inconsequential time, the data is good-looking, and the hit rate is beautiful enough, but you don't dare to throw it when it's the most critical, and when you play stealth and lose the ball, you know that you can put the data and say "what do you want to do if you have done well enough".
After a long time, I don't know how many chat windows I managed, Lu Ming's fingers were about to break, and finally, I saw Qingmei's private chat.
"What happened just now, there is indeed some misunderstanding, we will also do a certain amount of self-reflection internally, the original plan remains the same, the time is tentatively set at four o'clock in the morning, please do a good job of gathering around 3 o'clock."
It can be seen that it is sent in groups.
"A certain amount of self-reflection", the meaning of Hongyan is very clear, this matter is like that, and the Supreme is also responsible.