Chapter 1052 The pervert who remembers eating but not fighting

In an instant, several ways came to my mind.

Method 1: Bribe with money!

Now I have a lot of money in my pocket, and I can exchange some of it for copper coins here, and then take out some of it to bribe Lily.

Well, that might work.

Thinking so, I took out a silver coin, exchanged it for a hundred copper coins, put the copper coins in my pocket, and then took out two copper coins from them, turned around and handed them to Lily: "Oh, here you go, buy candy." ”

Lily took the copper coin, looking confused, she blinked: "Brother Xiao Yi, two copper coins can only buy one of the cheapest candy here, not enough for me, Lizi and Remy." ”

I thought about it, took out four more copper coins, and put them in the palm of her hand: "Six copper coins, now it's enough." ”

Lily blinked her big innocent eyes and looked at me: "Brother Xiao Yi, we want to eat magic honey." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched: Magic honey, that's in gold......

Thinking of this, I was distressed and said to Lily seriously: "Lily, to become an excellent person, you must first know how to live a simple and simple life!" ”

Lily tilted her little head: "Brother Xiaoyi, is the sister who talked to you just now good-looking?" ”

"Ahem" I cleared my throat and decided to start using the second method.

Method 2: Divert your attention!

I had a kind smile on my face: "Lily, do you want to go to the Elven Forest for a while?" ”

Lily's little head shook like a rattle: "No, no, no, I made an agreement with Lizi and Remy today to untie the Nine Links." ”

I saw that the topic shifted to the Nine Rings, and I was slightly happy: children are children, and it is so easy for me to divert my attention.

Lily put her index finger in her mouth and sighed: "Brother Xiaoyi, I'm hungry......"

"I'm hungry, go home and eat, there's no delicious food here~"

"Yes, it was Sister Phoenix who asked me to call you back for dinner," Lily pouted, "Then as soon as I came over, I saw Brother Xiao Yi, you and a big sister talking with a talking crystal." ”

"What a big sister, cough, okay, it's indeed a big sister, but that big sister is Xiao Yi's brother's work partner" I said seriously.

"So, Brother Xiao Yi" Lily continued to pout her fingers: "Is that big sister pretty?" ”

I'll it.,You loli.,Why do you always hold on to this!

So, method 2 went bankrupt and I decided to use method 3.

Method 3...... I haven't figured out the third method yet!

Damn it, what a good thing this is!

Just when I used my brain and decided to come up with a more perfect solution, not far away, a female voice came: "Xiao Yi, what are you doing?" Why haven't you come back for dinner? ”

When I looked up, it was Lirea!

Damn, oh no, how did she get here!

Looking at all the girls in the Dreadnought Guild, Lirea can be said to be the one who knows how to read words and expressions, and at the same time, she is also the one who can fan the flames!

If she knows what happened just now, and goes back to fan the flames like this, I will be hanged and beaten again!

I couldn't help but shudder when I thought of this.

I put on a smile and reached out to touch Lily's head, "I was talking about buying Lily three magic honeys." ”

"What do you buy that for?" Lirea frowned: "This side of the meal is ready, you buy that one for her, can she still eat it?" ”

I spread my hands at Lily: "See, it's not that I don't want to buy it for you, let's go, let's go back to dinner first." ”

Lily pouted, a look of grievance.

Lirea had been staring at us all the time, and as we walked over, she suddenly grabbed Lily, crouched down, and asked her, "Lily, tell my sister if you have anything you want to say?" ”

I was busy talking: "How could she want to say ......?"

"Shut up!" When Lirea drank, her eyebrows furrowed and her face serious.

I immediately shut up and stood aside, chattering in my heart: Finish the bird, finish the bird, finish the bird......

Sure enough, Lily didn't disappoint me in the slightest—she told Lirea everything she had heard.

"Oh~" Lirea's eyes flashed, as if she was smiling: "So there is such a thing~"

After laughing, she took Lily's hand and said, "Let's go, let's go back, and my sister will buy you magic honey to eat in a while." ”

Lily was overjoyed.

Then, in a very cold voice, Lirea said to me, "Go back to dinner first, and we'll clean you up when we're done sending Emily home." ”

In a word, my heart is as cold as Antarctica, and my will sinks into the sea like the Titanic.

After that, he followed Lirea home all the way with trepidation, followed by a tasteless dinner, and then sent Emily home with a confused face, obviously, Emily should have known something-Lirea had whispered to her for a while after the meal, so the time it took to send Emily home was very short, and Emily didn't say a word to me after returning home, just whitened her eyes and closed the door.

I went home like a walking corpse, then to my room, where I was tortured, hanged, and finally wrapped in a quilt and hung from the beams of the room, until the wee hours of the next morning, when I was put down by Barbara.

That's why I'm reluctant to let my fiancées know that I'm in a relationship with other girls — they usually choose to cut it first and then play it out, without giving me any chance to explain.

After eating breakfast with a tired face, we went to the dungeon to farm monsters as usual.

On the way, Cagalli and I walked side by side, she stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes, and said, "I really didn't expect that I went to Dasai City and hugged a beauty." ”

I looked innocent: "I really only have a work relationship with her......"

"You used to have a work relationship with the half-elves," Cagalli said, "and now she's not your fiancée." ”

I'm speechless.

"Really, I can't relax with you at all," Cagalli pouted, displeased.

The phoenix walked on the other side of me, she didn't speak from beginning to end, but looked at me with a pair of big clear and innocent eyes, which seemed to keep telling me: There are already our fiancées, aren't you still satisfied?

Hmm, it's glaring...... The purity and immaculate nature of the phoenix stabbed me so much that I almost dared not look at her.

At this time, Yura next to the phoenix said with a charming face: "Really, brother, sister, I thought you were a lot more honest~"

Susan laughed behind me and said, "President, Xiao Yi's strength is extraordinary~"

Cagalli snorted lightly: "A pervert who doesn't remember to eat or fight!" ”

The others listened and covered their mouths and snickered.

Only Jackson looked yearning and muttered, "I don't want to mess with flowers, I just need to be able to soak the boss lady." ”

(End of chapter)

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