"Be careful!"

Liu Hao suddenly jumped up and pounced between the two of them.

What's wrong? Babble! Liu Hao's abruptness startled the two of them,

"Be careful, don't touch that teacup on the table! Nima, it's worth a lot! ”

"Isn't it! Why is everything so valuable in front of you? You brought this teacup too? Debushy subconsciously jumped back, if you run into a bad thing again, you really can't sell your whole life and lose enough money, Liu Hao's things can't be touched!

"And how much is this thing worth?" Debusch asked, stunned.

"Actually, this thing is not worth much, it sells for 10 euros on the market, but it has a big meaning, it can't be bought with money, it is a gift that I am going to give to Ronaldo." Liu Hao pretended to be faint.

"You're really slamming the door, people give you a golden ball, you give someone a set of teacups, this difference is too big, right? I represent Cristiano on your behalf! "When Ozil was in Real Madrid, he and Ronaldo were good friends, and it was rare to see Ronaldo so generous, and even the golden ball was given to Liu Hao, which shows that the relationship between the two of them is very close, but Liu Hao just sent a set of teacups, which is still super cheap.

"Courtesy is light and affectionate, you know a fart, okay, then I'll calculate the bills for the two of you, I really can't be so sloppy." Liu Hao changed his words and brought the topic back to the matter of compensation.

"Liu, the European economy has been so tight recently, ahem, you also have to leave us some way to live, I'm not married yet, but I'm young and old, woo." Debusch immediately changed color, and was about to kneel, with a handful of snot and tears, as if he was really the worst guy in the world.

"When are you still young? Isn't it unmarried? Liu Hao was surprised, Debusch was rolling with many women, but he had never heard him say that he had children.

"Woo, there are too many bastards. Alas, and I didn't have so many illegitimate children in the first place, and I had to help a few great gods raise a few illegitimate children, it's not easy for me! ”

"How many gods are still raised?" Liu Hao's eyes rolled and rolled, who else could he help raise, how many gods did the French team have? Thinking about it like this, Liu Hao immediately hit Qi Zu or Henry, in the French team, there are really few people who dare to say that they are great gods. Could it be that they threw their illegitimate children to Debusch with them, and they probably made it up like themselves.

"Woo, I'm much worse than Mathieu, Liu, I'm at least ten times worse than him!" Ozil also pounced at this time, his eyes were already bulging, and it looked like tears were really about to burst out.

I'm rubbing, these two goods can really be loaded! Feign. Just pretend hard! Let's see what else you can say, "Mesut, how miserable you are, let's hear about it." ”

"Ahem. That's a long story! As long as the history of German football! Ozil moistened his throat.

"Don't make so many metaphors, be direct." Liu Hao glanced at him.

"Like Mathieu, I am old and young, and I have a bunch of illegitimate children. There are also several illegitimate children of aunts, but this is only the tip of the iceberg of my tragic encounter, alas. Ozil paused again and dragged out his tone, "Why did my father sell me to England, in fact, every qiē is for the sake of the family." Many old men in our family, one person marries twenty or thirty wives, and each wife gives birth to three or four children, and after three or four children get married, they marry twenty or thirty wives, and each wife has three or four children, and four generations are in the same house, and the population of our family is several thousand, and I am the one who is responsible for raising them. ”

"Your family belongs to pigs, and there are not enough pigs for your family to give birth! You're blowing too much, and there's no technical content at all. Liu Hao pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "But this has nothing to do with me?" ”

"Yes!" Ozil and Debusch spoke almost in unison.

"Aren't we long live our friendship?"

"That's it, that's it!"

"Well, that's right. Then so be it, I don't want you to pay it back! Liu Hao suddenly smiled, "However, you have to help me do something, this thing is not difficult to do, it's just a matter of effort." ”

"As long as it's not to pay back, everything is negotiable! Say, I don't have a problem even dedicating my body to you! Debusch pounced again.

"Me too, it's no problem if you tell me to be a duck!" Ozil also took a stand.

"Get out! I'm so exploitative! I just have a small request, but I've actually helped you by the way. ”

"And helped us?" Ozil and Debusy looked at each other, how could there be such a good thing, just forget it if they didn't exploit the two of them.

"There are twenty-one of my children in the club's academy, you just have to take an hour a day to guide them, isn't it too much?" Liu Hao finally showed the fox's tail, "A year is enough, not long." ”

Teach a kid to play football for a year? Debusch pinched his fingers and counted, sounding doable, "Really? ”

"Of course, and then write it off, haha." After Liu Hao finished laughing, he glanced at Ozil again, "Mesut, what do you think?" ”

"No problem, but if we come to an agreement, will your broken chairs and mahjong be ours?" Ozil actually got the idea here.

Haha, this guy's head is just different, and he can still think of recycling old goods.

"This," Liu Hao paused deliberately, with a look of embarrassment, looking reluctant, "I like them very much, although they are broken, but I am really reluctant." ”

"However, since we have reached an agreement, it should logically belong to you, well, you can take it." Liu Hao finally gritted his teeth and endured the pain of cutting his flesh. Isn't it just a few dozen pounds, if you want to give a few more sets, Liu Hao is secretly happy in his heart.

"Hehe, if you want to see it in the future, I will be very generous to show you!" Ozil laughed thiefly, as if he had picked up a big bargain.

"Well, thank you, Mesut." Liu Hao also smiled meaningfully, happier than anyone else, he didn't expect these two guys to really believe what they said nonsense, originally they just wanted to joke and fool the two of them, but they believed it, so they simply continued to deceive.

If these two guys were to guide those children, they would definitely benefit a lot, this is a pie falling from the sky, don't eat it for nothing. By the time Ozil took the chair for identification, it was already raw and ripe. Ha ha!

"That's it, let's start tomorrow, you can't train anyway, so give the children a theory lesson!" So happy, Chinese kids!

In this way, Ozil and Debusch were deceived by Liu Hao into giving lessons to the children, which invisibly affected the future of this group of children.

Of course, that was years later.

However, he didn't have long to laugh. I was noisy by a phone call.

"The boss is calling!" Liu Hao immediately became vigilant, the professor's face was not good-looking in the past two days, and it would definitely be no good to look for him.

Hearing that it was the professor's call, Debusch and Ozil also pricked up their ears, afraid that it was related to the two of them?

"Hey, boss." Liu Hao didn't dare to take it, and turned on the hands-free.

"Liu! How did the two boys handle the matter? The professor on the phone looked very impatient, and his tone was faintly gunpowdery.

I don't know who provoked him again. Or is something going on?

"Ah, it's okay, don't worry." Liu Hao immediately put on a very strict expression, although the professor couldn't see it. But the professor can at least hear it.

"They're next to you, right?" The professor asked again.

"Ah," Liu Hao glanced at Debusch and Ozil, and the latter two hurriedly waved their hands again and again, signaling Liu Hao not to say that they were together.

"Them. Here it is! What's the matter? Liu Hao didn't go according to their thoughts, they weren't there, couldn't the professor be angry with him? How can you carry this black cauldron. So he went straight to the job.

Debusch's face turned green in an instant, and he looked like he had made friends carelessly.

Ozil secretly stood on tiptoe, trying to slip away from behind Liu Hao, but was caught by Liu Hao.

"That's good, you three come to my house immediately, immediately, hear it or not, immediately! All three are coming! The professor was not quick to speak, and hung up the phone after giving the order.

"This, brothers, I'm afraid something big has happened again." Liu Hao put the teacup on the table into the bag, and analyzed, "The professor asked the three of us to go to his house, I don't know what it was for?" If we want to say that we played mahjong and made this incident, if we want to get angry, it will be early, and now it must be a little bit of a problem. ”

Debusch scratched his head, not without concern: "I seem to know what's going on." ”

"What's the matter?" At this time, it was Liu Hao's turn to ask.

"Aren't journalists always looking for sports news these days? This afternoon, it seems that a group of people have been organized to run to his door to make trouble, and I heard that when the professor came home for the first time, he turned around and ran away. ”

"What's the matter with us?" Ozil was surprised, the reporters were looking for the professor, not looking for them, the professor told them to go, what did that mean.

"I don't know about this, but judging by the tone of the professor on the phone just now, it must have something to do with the three of us, but the three of us didn't cause any trouble." Liu Hao was also dizzy, and he really couldn't understand the professor's thoughts.

"Don't worry about it, you won't know if you go, and you can't die." But Ozil didn't think that much, "I'll go get the car first, you wait here, and I'll give you a ride later." ”

Liu Hao called, Debusch didn't drive, only Ozil drove, Liu Hao and Debusch didn't think so much at that time, just waited in the store.

However, Ozil had been out for almost twenty minutes and still had not returned, which drove them both crazy.

"That guy, sneaking away, there must be something wrong!" Debusch exclaimed, "I guess it had something to do with him, he just pulled us into the water, and he himself ran away." ”

"Don't worry about it, let's go first, at least it's safer to go now than later." Liu Hao calmed down.

Half an hour later, Liu Hao and Debusch took a taxi to the professor, but the two of them got out of the car more than 100 meters in advance, and then sneaked into the bushes outside the professor's house.

Then he was dumbfounded, there were many people at the professor's door.

"What the hell is going on?" Liu Hao was also afraid, with so many people around, it definitely didn't look like a good thing.

At this time, Liu Hao's phone rang again, of course, it was the professor's phone.

"Why hasn't it arrived yet!" The tone was much sharper than the last time.

"It's here, it's here, it's coming soon!" Liu Hao hurriedly hung up the phone, but he didn't get out of the bushes, he had to find out the situation before he could go out, otherwise he wouldn't even know how he died.

"It's okay, it's all reporters, it's not like there's anything." Debusch comforted, "Let's go, what a big deal!" It's not that I haven't seen the world. ”

Recently, the professor has been annoyed, annoyed, and nothing has gone well. And the reporter was also very annoyed and crazy, and they all found the professor's door.

The professor stood at the gate with a red face, his anger was not gone, and he saw Liu Hao and De Buxi coming from afar, he actually seemed to be a different person, stretched out his hand and pointed, "They are coming, ask them!" ”

The reporters looked behind them and really saw Liu Hao and Debushy! It's just that I didn't see Ozil.

Boom -

A swarm of them ran at them.

Holy! What does that mean! Liu Hao stopped, almost running backwards, if he didn't know it was a reporter, he would definitely do it, and finally limped forward, Debushi walked slower than him, but he didn't run away.

"Liu! How do you explain this? The reporter who rushed to the first one immediately handed out the microphone and threw out a photo.

Debusch and Liu Hao were moved at the same time.

At that moment, it was all an idea.

Who the took it!

How can there be an outflow of photos!

No, it's just him at home, the four men of Sanchez, Debusch and Ozil, and Hani. Dalvi, Liu Yuebin is not here, Huang Yongjin is not here, who else can take this photo?

In the photo, isn't it Debusch and Ozil fighting?

Could it be, Dalvi? No way, if it were her, she wouldn't be so good to herself, still staying at Arsenal and her own home.

Why did Ozil go for an early walk? Know the truth?

What does the professor mean, kicking the ball to us?

Liu Hao had a series of questions, and he really couldn't understand it for a while. He looked at the door of the professor's house, only to see the professor slamming the door lightly!

No way! What an unrighteous boss! Liu Hao exclaimed in his heart, the professor could actually leave him and Debusi behind!

"Whose picture is this photoshop?" Debusch took the picture in his hand, and his face remained unchanged, he didn't admit such a shameful thing. As a vice president of a certain Chinese country said, "I absolutely did not plagiarize other people's works, and if I did, I would be hit by a car and killed!" ”

"This is a photo bought back with real money, definitely not PS, hehe!" (To be continued......)