Chapter 629: People are stupid and have a lot of money (I)
Five days have passed, and Wu Mo and Liu Xiaobao have been enrolled in Fudan University for a month.
In the early morning of this day, Wu Mo got up early as usual, went out with 'Liu Xiaobao', and embarked on the journey to buy breakfast, yes, the journey.
Except for the first day when he went out to buy breakfast, the next twenty-nine days, every day was like a catastrophe for Wu Mo.
"Liu Xiaobao, I love you!"
"I love you too!"
"Liu Xiaobao, why are you crazy when you were the first in the universe?"
"Today, today!"
"Wu Mo, are you going to make a comeback!?"
"Yes, I've answered this question at least eight hundred times..."
"Brother Wu Mo, I've been to the Youcheng Internet Café, your son is so cute!"
"Thank you, sister, but I've heard this sentence tens of thousands of times this month..."
"Almighty Liu Xiaobao, how do you solve this biological problem..."
"Senior Brother Wumo, although you are not omnipotent, I still want to worship you as a teacher and strive to enter the school team as soon as possible..."
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In all fairness, in the first few days, Fudan's classmates were still relatively reserved, the timid sneaked a glance at the two, the bold dared to laugh at them, and the bold dared to point to the old military doctor's advertisement on the telephone pole and shouted that I was saved.
After such a few days, everyone realized that Wu Mo was easy-going and easy-going, and Liu Xiaobao was not as wild and pretentious as the legend, so after the enthusiasm of the students exploded, it was out of control.
There are those who ask questions about their studies, those who care about personal gossip, and those who want to sign up for the CrossFire varsity team... In this way, it doesn't matter whether you are bold or timid, the chance encounter has become a squatting point, a greeting or a greeting, and the greeting has become the Q&A mode and process of the press conference.
On such a prosperous day, Li Gang and Luo Cao also encountered.
Just those two expressive guys who only parried for half a month before announcing their surrender in the play, not to mention Wu Mo, who likes to be quiet, can hold on for so long for a month, Wu Mo sometimes dreams back to himself at midnight and thinks that he has simply created a miracle.
It stands to reason that since this is the case, Wu Mo should learn from the ladies of ancient times, and he can't do it without going out of the door, but what can he do, even if he has long been trampled like a little cabbage in this winter, but he can't stand the fire of 'Liu Xiaobao' in this winter!
Of course, 'Liu Xiaobao' can't be Liu Xiaobao, but an intelligent robot made of ultra-bionic materials.
Of course, if this robot is dominated by man-made technology intelligence from the inside to the outside, Wu Mo doesn't let him make breakfast every day, even if he respects the robot's personality, how can he go out every day to 'buy breakfast' because of his temperament...
"Uncle He, ancestor, let's not go buy breakfast tomorrow, okay?"
After being devastated again, Wu Mo collapsed when he returned to the dormitory of the small villa with a single family, and it took a long time to hold back such a sentence to 'Liu Xiaobao' with an unfinished face.
"I'll talk about it tomorrow, okay, I've got to sleep for a while, I'm sleepy."
'Liu Xiaobao's tone is so arrogant, and his movements are so chic, after speaking, he rushed into the bedroom and closed his eyes and lay down on the bed, and after a second, he pulled up a small snoring, yes, a second!
This is not surprising, as early as three hundred years ago, the intelligent control system of robots could surpass this speed much, much.
"Uncle He, you are really my own uncle... Hey, Phoenix girl, can you take care of Uncle He, it goes out every day to pretend to be crazy and stupid with your Liu Xiaobao's skin, and it almost didn't go to the girls' dormitory and study the women's toilet..."
"It's just a frivolous way to affect the wise image of Team Liu, the key is that it still invites people to breakfast every day, a canteen has breakfast for thousands of people, it pays for everything, I have to pay..."
"I know this money can be reimbursed, but I have to think about it for others, don't you know, the robot waiters in the cafeteria this morning alone are tired eight, eight! …”
"I know it's old, and I also know that persistence is victory, but if it goes on like this, I'll be old before you Liu Xiaobao..."
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The appearance of the bionic robot is that of Liu Xiaobao, but when it comes to 'buying breakfast', the robot's thinking and behavior are controlled and controlled by Jose, the unicorn wise man who led the fleet to the Dongying galaxy with the phoenix.
It is said that in the days when Wu Mo just figured out the question of 'who is Jose', he simply made this old guy 'shocked', except for buying breakfast that made Wu Mo a little troubled, in other aspects, Wu Mo felt that Jose was simply a natural good friend tailored for him by the creator.
They talk about poetry, about art, about the art of war... After only three days, Wu Mo couldn't keep up with Jose's knowledge reserves.
It's like playing chess, no one likes to play endlessly with someone whose chess skills are much more stinky than their own.
In addition, Wu Mo was too boring compared to Liu Xiaobao, who was born cheap, so Jose soon didn't like to chat with Wu Mo.
It just so happens that the remote intelligent control program of the bionic robot is quite advanced, and it can be used by Jose for ultra-long-distance 'role playing'...
You must know that Jose has been locked up in the dungeon for more than a hundred years, and before that, he could take a group of children to have fun in the snow in the chaotic star, but Liu Xiaobao went, and he and Phoenix led a super fleet comparable to the first fleet of the American Federation and became the middle army among the front, middle and rear armies, and could only stay in the space aircraft carrier where it had to roll around for a while every day, not to mention the suffocation.
It's true that the old unicorn likes to sleep, but there are still hours a day when he can't sleep.
So what? Reading? It stopped reading two years ago, and in its words, it was buried in the loess until there was only a heavenly spirit cover, and it was not interesting to continue reading.
Playing chess and playing games? It has no interest in this either, and after more than a hundred years in the dungeon, it has long since lost interest in playing chess and games.
José now only loves to be lively, in his words, he wants to see the prosperity of this world.
It just so happened that it could 'possess the soul' on 'Liu Xiaobao', so it did so.
If it were someone else, Wu Mo would care what it was doing, but Jose was a unicorn not a human, and his understanding of the human world was almost entirely at the theoretical level, and he didn't have any practical experience at all, so he was afraid that it would make some uncontrollable allusions, and Wu Mo could only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman every day if he was reluctant.